THREE LIONS ON A SHIRT

Ive been asked by Azee Moolla for my comments on Theo Walcott. This guy is one of the three lions along with the Guvee and Talia. Theo Walcott . Who the f*&K is Theo Walcott. I mean the man has never even made it for the Arsenal First team.......................BUT
Who the fuck else are you going to put...................................
Darius Vassele, Darren Bent, Jermaine Defoe, I mean why dont we just call up Gary Lineker for crying out loud. Or dont stress call up Heskey or Collymore.
I mean for flips sake. Well done Sven. You go. Tru something different and lets hope old Theo can kick a penalty................
After Italy, England are my second team

MUGG OF THE WEEK

Very difficult to find a MUGG this week. But I found one. Jamaal please read this one. This week our MUGG of the week goes to Winston Bogarde. If you are true footballing fan you will remember this man. Yes this is the Holland man that went to Chelsea with the thick Gold Chain. Remember him.
Then he sat on the bench for Chelsea for about 20 years and DID ABSOLUTELY F#$%%%

This is what he said
'Why should I throw fifteen million euro away when it is already mine? At the moment I signed it was in fact my money, my contract. Both sides agreed wholeheartedly. I could go elsewhere to play for less, but you have to understand my history to understand I would never do that. I used to be poor as a kid, did not have anything to spend or something to play with. This world is about money, so when you are offered those millions you take them. Few people will ever earn so many. I am one of the few fortunates who do. I may be one of the worst buys in the history of the Premiership, but I don't care.'

Now he is a partner in Global Music Entertainment which organizes rock concerts in Holland. His football career is behind him, although his wish is to bring the national team of Surinam to the World Cup of 2014.

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

I cant believe how upset and happy guys are about this big scandal that is rocking Italian Football. There are even calls to put Luciano Moggi as MUGG of the Week. I mean they even disrupting Lippi's plans for the World Cup. No one is guilty until proven guilty. Thats my stance on the situation.
Forza Juve AND if We will always remain in Serie A.
The world cup excitement continues to build and Wayne Rooney apparantly is making a spectecular recovery.
Transfer news.
Ballack to Chelsea. I mean no surprises he went for the money. I mean do guys want to just get paid and forget about the pride . Look at that midfield.
Ballack, Joe Cole, Robben, Shen Wright Philips, Gerimi, Makalele, Lampard, and there are more... I mean come on now.
The Shock of Thierry Henry staying at Arsenal, After he sold them in the Champions League. Come on TiTi. Are you going to blame it on soccers Bin Ladin, Luciano Moggi. Blame everything on Moggi.
Did you know Luciano Moggi was in Calcutta and speaking to Hansie Cronje. Why do you think Gibbs and Boje are not going to India.
Come on Guys. You guys are making him the "Chuck Norris" of Football.
Speaking of Chuck Norris i finally heard why Arnold Swhartzeniger used to say "Il Be Back". He was going to call Chuck Norris.
Anyways Sol Campbell the 1OO OOO POUND a week man, gone to Fenebache. A loss of a good defender. Rumour has it he is in Sakraat over some Turkish chic. And now Van Nistelrooy wants to stay. If I was Ferguson i'l tell him to F%$% off. I mean arent these guys getting tired of being MUGGS on this website. Thomas Rosicky to Arsenal, Good Move.
But the biggest SHOCK is the signing of Former Ipswich Striker Ian Marshall to replace Djibrill Cisse.
Foraz Azzuri for the World Cup

MUGG OF THE WEEK

This weeks MUGG comes a little late but what are these coaches up too in preparation for the World Cup. I mean Peckerman has left out Javier Zanetti but the biggest shock is leaving out Morientes, Baraja & Vicente.
I mean what the F(*& is Aragones thinking. First He call Henry a monkey and now this. These three owes are world class and can change the course of the game. I dont know what these owes are up too. Maybe Liverpool made Morientes a Shit Player. Who knows. But Aragones you have to be the MUGG of the week for sure. If it wasnt for you it would have went to another Man Utd Player

FROM THE KOP END-ISTANBUL 2005

I can just imagine the feeling standing there and being part of the crowd. I mean coming back from three goals down and winning on penalties in the biggest Cup Final in Europe. I can only imagine the feeling and the atmosphere when the crowd started singing "You'l Never Walk Alone". I know a couple of buddies that were present that day and they said it was World Class. Yusuf Bhamjee was there and I asked him to send me the pictures. He was in a different class there and sitting behind the Milan players and their wives as well as mingling with some famous chaps like Ariggo Sacchi,Emileo Butregueno, Maradona and Djibrill Cisse. Check out the pics.There are so many pics so I will break it up in a series format. The first part will be the Series 1-Build Up.

Chilling in Istanbul: Arigo Sacchi & Butregueno

Mad Liverpool Fans

Maradona getting ready for the final

Maradona the Legend

Outside the Stadium

Which gate do you enter from?

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL

This one goes out to just three Arsenal Supporters I know. Jive, Faaiz OZ and Eco. How can you Muggs even think that you will win the Champions League Final. You want to talk betting and bribery. Juve was told to throw the game against Arsenal. So if it wasnt for us you Muggs wouldnt of even been there. Anyway waht can you do. We just have to look forward to the Final. Barcelona . We dont have to say more. Ronaldiho, Xavi, Eto, Messi .I mean come on now. Because Arsenal beat Juventus I will support Arsenal tonight. Henry, Fabrigas, Ljungberg, Pirez. Theres no deeling like switching from ESPN to Etv and hearing the comentator when Arsenal are on the Counter. He says "Bergkamp, Henry, Ljungberg PIREZ. At least we got a good final. My Predictions

Arsenal 3 Barcelona 2
henry 2,fabrigaz 1 Ronaldinho 1

So jive can scream "CESC FABRIGAZ" when he sees me in the street.

When Utd beat Juve, they won the Champions League, When Liverpool beat Juve they won the Champions League, Now that Arsenal beat Juve they will win the Champions League.
Now can you see the bigger picture why Luciano Moggi resigned. Open your eyes yu MUGGS and look at the bigger picture. Juve giving the ties to the English Ckubs and they win the Champions League.

I met Reno "BUTCH" Badsha in the barber shop opposite Bhamjees sportsworld. He was catching a shave and had a loongy on. I told him Butch I see you dressing like Beckham.
He said "I was wearing this before David. We are in the class of Moreno Toricelli when he made his Juve Debut and slaan his sideburns. I like the side burns. VERY DEL. JUVE ARE THE LARGEST. When we won the Champions League it was better than Biryaani on a Sunday. It was better than my.....CENSORED"
Reno "Butch" Badsha. Juventus Supporter

So good luck to Arsenal and I will pay a tribute to the Muggs because I was told to. But if it wasnt for us Arsenal wouldnt be in the Champions League

FORZA JUVE
BIANCONERI THROUGH AND THROUGH

AND DEL HAS MADE THE ITALIAN SQUAD

FROM THE KOP END

Congratulations you Liverpool Muggs. I dont know how you guys dis it but you did it. As i stated earlier. Steven Gerard. "What a Hit. What a Hit". You know I was almost going to put Pepe Reyna as my Mugg of the week, but the man pulled out a blinder in stopage time. I mean how can you let a guy like Herpia kick a penalty when you got okes like Cisse, Morientes, Crouch. I thought they are going to pull a Abed and bring on Jersey Dudek for the shoot-out. But Stevie G.What a boy. I think the guys were saving themselves for the World Cup. But a good final nevertherless. And whats good is the Liverpools Dennis Rodman finally scored. Cisse, Cisse, Cisse.
I think he bought his boots from Rashid Cassim or maybe even Bhamjees Sportsworld. Congratulations you Liverpool Muggs. Bask in the glory

FORZA JUVE

OUR 29th Scudetto

What a day. Where are all the Milan Big Mouths. Most of them are not making a hooha becuase they all support Liverpool. Steven Gerard. "What a Hit". Gerard and Viera in the Juve Midfield.What a combination. Anyway despite all the flak and allegations flowing about the Old Lady no one could take the glory away from yesterday. Del finished off a sublime season. I mean we were top of the log the whole year round. Next Year will be a 30th scudetto and a Champions League. Come on Djibrill pay the man a compliment. You coudnt even phone to congratulate a bra. We are the Largest. I am sending my red Juventus Away Strip to Bhamjees Sports World to get the kit printed on the back.

Forza Juve
Bianconeri

GERMANY 2006-ITALY

ITALY

This year the Italians will win the World Cup. I have been disappointed for too many years now. First Trezeguets golden goal in Euro 2000, Then Ahns header in Korea and Tottis red card. In Euro 2004 Denmark & Sweden rigged it. This year is our year. I am a mad Italian Fan and we finally have the squad to do it this year. I cant wait to see Lippi smoking that cigar 5 minutes before that final whistle let me tell you. And with Del in such sublime form we will prevail. The Italians are in a different class. They are Stylish and GQ Models and better yet they can F#$@*% play soccer. Hairbands, fancy boots and world class kits the Italians will take Germany by storm.
Im not even scared that we in the group of death.My predictions Italy 2 Ghana 0, Italy 3 Usa 0, Italy 1 Chezch Republic 1.
Italy will probably line up with Buffon, Zambrotta, Cannavaro, Nesta, Grosso, Gatusso, Camaronesi, Del Piero, Totti, Toni, Inzaghi.
There will still be players like De Rossi, Gilardinho, Oddo, Zaccardo on the bench.
I mean Zambrotta, What a player, Nesta & Cannavaro, Defenders in a different league, Del wide on the left and Totti behind the front two.
FORZA AZURRI
CHAMPIONS OF GERMANY 2006

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

The best time of the year by far. This is the time when things go down to the wire, Transfers are a big thing, Champions League Final,World Cup Specials are on TV,FA Cup Final World Cup memorabillia are on sale, etc. Firstly Congratulations to Barcelona for a well deserved title. All those Madrid Muggs and so called Galacticos can kiss my .......Also a big weekend for us as we intend to wrap up another scuddeto. All we need is a draw. However if Juventus lose and Milan win, They win the league on a better head to head record. But it will be Forza Juve for the title.
World Cup Squads
Theo Wallcott, Who is he. The Guvee & his boys better start doing some serious talking. I mean the man hasnt played first team football at all. Harry Rednapp was quoted as saying that the man glides over water with his pace. No Defoe, Darren Bent. I would have rather called up Ian Wright. He is better than all these Muggs. Other than that Italy will be without Christian Vieri and Amor Diana through injury.
Transfer News
Ruud Van Nistelrooy out. I dont know his final destination. Im sure Real Madrid will be his destination.
Shevchenko to Chelsea. Yes the mans wife is close friends with Roman Abramovichs wife. They were both seen shopping in Londons districts.
Thierry Henry to Barcelona or Milan.
Eto, Titi, Ronaldinho...............................
Also for all Barcelona Fans they have decided against a sponsorship.

Lets see what happens but Forza Juve for the title.

MUGG OF THE WEEK

Once Again The Mugg of the week has gone to a Man Utd Individual.
The Mugg of the Week is Alex Ferguson. What has this man done lately. I firmly believe that the Scotsman's days are numbered. First he kicked a football boot at beckham. Then he had bust ups with Keane. Look If you cant win anything dont take it out on the players. Ok Alex I dont blame you with Van Nistelrooy. This morning I was going to work and I heard on the radio. When Chelsea won the premiership Mourinho actually threw his medal into the crowd. The lucky person that bought it actualy sold it yesterday on ebay for 2.1 million pounds. Can you believe it. 2.1 million quid.
Rumour has it that the person that bought it was Alex Ferguson , because thats about the only medal he will ever get. Congratulations Sir Alex. You are our Mugg of the Week

FOOTBALLERS WIVES-PART 2

Dwight Yorke & Jordan

Flippin Hell. Now It had to be a Utd Mugg that gets this . I tell you what, Im a Jordan Fan. I dont hav eto spell it out why. What a F $$K*& hottie. Lucky Mugg. Well now Jordan has moved on to pop stars, But I guess old Yorke enjoyed it while it lasted. He scored and Cole missed

FROM THE KOP END

What can I say, Liverpool are on the rise again. Finally I tell you. But why are the Liverpool Teams of the modern era so inconsistent. I remember Phil Thompson saying once "When we played we wore the jersey with pride. It was an honour to stand at the Anfield Gates. Todays players donot wear the Red jersey with honour. I mean there were greats, Rush,Whealan,Hansen,Neil, Souness, Toshack, Hughes, Highway, Mcdermot, Clemence, Kenedy, Dalglish,Digger, Beardsley. I can go on & on.
This week i have picked an all time Liverpool x11 vs Liverpool Mugg x11.
Send your teams, lets see. Im waiting fro the response from Djibrill.

Greatest All Time Liverpool x11
GK. Ray Clemence RB. Phil Neil LB. Alan Kenedy CB. Alan Hansen
DCM. Steve Macmahon CM. Graeme Souness CM Steven Gerard AM Kenny Dalglish CF. Ian Rush CF. Michael Owen.
Subs: Beardsley,Mcdermot, Emlyn Hughes, Grobelaar, Nicol, Whealan,John Barnes, John Toshack. Manager. Bob PaisleyI can pick three teams for crying out loud.

MUGG All Time Liverpool X11
GK. David James RB. David Burrows LB. Djimmy Traore CB. Marc Wright CB. Neil Ruddock RH. Michael Thomas LH. Torben Piecknik CM.Paul Stuart CM.Bruno Cherou CF. Djibrill CISSE
CF. Peter Crouch Manager. Graeme Sounness. I dont even want to waste my time naming substitutes.

YOU WILL NEVER WALK ALONE MUGG X11

MUGG OF THE WEEK

Back to Footie now. And you know it was very difficult deciding this weeks MUGG. But all honours had to go to Ruud Van Nistelrooy. I mean what has the owe done. F#$$all if you ask me. The man tries to heela and do fancy things. It was superb seeing him ruffled up by the soon to be European Champs. Keown and those guys worked him. Come on Marco Van Basten, Rather recall Patrick kluivert or even Piere Van Hooidonk.
His penalty miss will cost UTD dearly and sent him flying to be the Mugg of the Week. You Go Ruud Boy.

TRIBUTE TO IWC-1999-2000

Indians Of West Campus. To my team at the Wits League during 1999-2000.From the victories and the sad losses there were many moments that stand out. The 4-4 draw with the Italians , The Hype against SAUJS, the rol aginst the Turks, the beard and his Afghan Hat, The Consis of the Manager Riyad loonat, The managements side comments-and the Benoni Okes were loyal, The Vomit on the Corner Flag, the subbing of a sub after 1 minute, the quickest substitution in the World: 4 minutes 22 seconds and 0.2 split seconds. Tore Andre Flos Winner in a Fierce Derby against the medics, and last but not least WHY MAMA WHY!WHY. We were almost there in the final.
A tribute to the following owes. What a midfield. The Govee and Baboo Wadee in th centre.
It was like Emerson and Viera for Juve.
It was proud serving with you guys
Newman (Rustenburg), Beard Bhamjee, Ridwan Saloogee, MJ (Rustenburg), Mohamed Tickley, Shaheen Vowda, Dooj Dowjee, The Govenor, Baboo Wadee, Wasim Koor, Arshad Bhodiat, Ziyad Chotia, Riyad Loonat, Kachis, Imtiaz Mama, Lendl, Aboo, Mohammed Cajee, Mombai, IC Kasamia, Buffels, Vals & his vrou, Riyad Loonat, Kabeer, Chots (Rustenburg), Moosa (Rustenburg), Loui (Fernando Hierro), And some owes that I might have forgot. IWC. Those were the Fucken Days

THUNNIE SERIES-PART 2

I noticed that the tribute to Gknotts and Gminty link was getting a big response. I never ever played the game of Thannie at Wits but I knew one thing. people from the outside might look and say these owes are just playing cards but to the guys playing the game it was like a Liverpool fan walking into the gates of Anfield and wearing the Liverpool Jersey with pride. If the owes are logging on I will be interested to see their comments on the following. This is my selection of the best and most consistent THUNNIE DUOS in my era. They follow random order.
Gkotts & Gminty, Ridwaan & Shaka, Nielan & Seveneson, Bilal Coovee & Big Moh, Momo and Zubair Coovee, Saliem & Kaveer, Riyad & Galieb, Aysha Ghani & Zakiya, Waseem Koor & Zee Mayet,Mollies & Ballie, Joe Moola and Charloh, Azee & Dajee, Govenor & Z Talia, Tasnim & Zakiya. These were the partners I always checked. It was about Punishing and Collecting. It will be interesting to see the chaps views.

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

Theres only one Wayne Rooney....Theres only one Wayne Rooney. News of the week. "ROONEY OUT OF THE WORLD CUP". Lets be realistic, as much as I want Rooney to be at the world cup, things look bad. Ferguson has reported saying that Erikson is hanging on to hope if he thinks Rooney will make it to Germany. Bad luck to Govenor and his boys.
Chelsea the Muggs as expected have wrapped up the championship and we look forward to Liverpool gaining second spot.
As for Utd you cant get any shitter than that. If I were them I will fucken send that Van Nistelrooy to Madrid.
Congratulations to Jive, Faiz Loonat in OZ and the rest of the Arsenal Chaps. Although they played horrible they are emulating Liverpools run to the final. You guys are all in the class of Eboue.
Forza Juve we are still three points clear thanks to Viera, Trezeguet and Mutu. Once again Del was in sublime form. I watched the game. The Milan Muggs were lucky thanks to Inzaghi. Only good thing about Milan thses days is Shevchenkos Vrou.
Forza Juve as we chase our umpteenth scudetto. What do you have to say about that Cisse.
Swoosh

WELL DONE HASH

F%*k it. I was happy this wekend when Hashim Amla scored his test century. Now we can finally show them that the man is in a different class. But I tell you what p#$$ed me off was the comments on Supersport during lunch on the 3rd day and the 4th day. I mean these okes kept on saying that his bat is too high and that how much he can learn from Kallis and he can play spin and not pace. On the fourth day they kept on talking about Kallis 70 odd. I mean the man scored a century. Give him the credit concerning it was a pressure situation. One commentator even menioned that he emulated Jacques Rudolph. I mean Rudolph scored a century against Bangladesh. I think these guys just talk crap and they are now in the perishaans.
You go HASH, You did us proud!!!
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