Saturday, December 23, 2006
CAPE TOWN IS GREAT TOWN
ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT ITS SUBLIME
THE BLOG WILL CONTINUE ON THE 4TH JANUARY 2007.
I DID MANAGE TO SEE SOME RESULTS.
speak later...........cape is happening
I went with Mamoo, Shazo & Faiz Oz
I was in the class of Del coming off the bench to play with the youngsters Gilardinho and Toni
Had the priviledge of meeting Hashim Amla and Makhaya Ntini.
Hash,What a chap. I mentioned to him also that we support him passionately on this blog. lets hope HASH gives us a century. But what a guy......
GO FOR IT HASH.............
Sublime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, December 21, 2006
WHAT IS GOING ON HAROON

Tuesday, December 19, 2006
BEST OF THE BEST FANTASY LEAGUE

1. Zumba Bumba's Yusuf Seth 48 922
2. Fazaman FC mahmood akhalwayo 46 898
3. blue angels basheera loonat 38 876
4. Herbly Utd Hoosain Mayet 33 875
5. MCFC Muhammed Carim 48 867
6. Biggy's Boys Moosa Dangor 31 865
7. luckyokes ridwaan patel 41 862
8. Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 36 848
9. ammaar's armada zain mayet 46 819
10. Vodacom Cheetahs Suli G 49 819
Monday, December 18, 2006
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SECOND PHASE DRAW

FC Porto vs Chelsea
Lille vs Manchester United
Real Madrid v Bayern Munich
Inter Milan v Valencia
WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP-BAKRI EID

Does anyone know Nigel Rio-Coker.Bakri Eid is coming early and the slaughter house is open. I always said that it has to be a matter of time before they start f#$king up. It feels good that there is no zikr this week. I foned Biggy after the game. No response.Rashid Cassim phoned me last night and said WEST HAM are these guys Dadas. Watch Liverpool, Utd will face West Ham last game of the season......he he. Let me take you owes back in the past. Man Utd vs West Ham. Title decider while Liverpool were facing Blackburn. Do you owes rememer these words
"COLES THRU . AW HE'S MISSED IT.
"WHAT A SAVE BY MIKLOSKO"
"COLES THRU AGAIN. AWWWWWWWWWWWW"
West Ham have now officially started the demise of Fergusons men. Now the premiership starts hotting up. I am lining up an interview with the only West Ham supporter I know . A guy that still owns the West Ham Dr Martins kit, Faizel Garda after the emphatic victory.
Also I met the Laudium owes in the Michael 'Angelo on Saturday nite. These owes were slating me for being Anti Utd. You see boys next week I will meet you guys there, have a coffee and blow kisses to the chics at the Michael A'Ngelo and it will seem to be a good omen. Then again see you chaps in the Cape.
Ok there is othe reports to write so I cant keep talking about the sweet West Ham Victory.
GUNNERS POINT OF VIEW
I watched the game on Saturday with Faaiz Oz, And I was slating him profusely when they went 2-0 down and the place was stinking. But I must admit that the MUGG Adebajoir changed the game. It was a pleasure to watch that 2nd Half I tell you. But I know why they were allowed back in the game. It was that DAVID JAMES HAIRSTYLE. HOW WAS THAT HAIRSTYLE. IN A DIFFERENT CLASS I TELL YOU.But it was good to see Arsenal perform the way they did in the second half.
CHEL$KI.
Like i said Chelsea dont play attractive ball. Yesterday in Rosebank Myself, Faaiz and Seth were discussing Mourinho. Those two guys were lambasting Jose coz he recently took a swipe at Ferguson. He said when Utd come to Stamford Bridge its a victory for Chelsea. 3-2 and not convincing. The good thing is though that they gain ground on Utd...
FROM THE KOP END.
Cisse and the boys are smiling. Finally Liverpool seem to have maintained a balance. Rash Cassim phoned me last night and told me that before he leaves for India watch Liverpool climb and remember his words.
"LIVERPOOL WILL LIFT THE CARLING PREMIERLEAGUE TITLE.
UTD WILL PLAY WEST HAM AND F$%K IT UP IN THE LAST GAME"
The boys from the Kop are looking sharp. Lets see where they end up.
84 ALL OUT

Thursday, December 14, 2006
MUGG'S OF THE WEEK

Since it is December we will have another Mugg. I didnt know who to pick between Haroon Lorgat or Paul Adams. I met Aslam Khota on Saturday and we were discussing the situation at hand. Aslams words were "Watch Paul Adams". Lot of other pundits like Azee and Mombhai are also saying that Paul will surface from the dead.I think we have to hand it to Haroon Lorgat and his wayward selection policies. We say it again. Paul Adams hasnt played for so long. Apart from the skitts you see him in, in Cape Town we havent heard of the man. Now was the time to bring in Thandi. Why not call up Omar Henry. Since we delving into the PAST so much. I heard Venkathapaty Raju is a South African Citizen. Married some chic from Bhethal. Hear he spans for the toppie in law in the dookan and plays Sunday Cricket for Bethals Bulldozers. Call him f$ucken up.Wednesday, December 13, 2006
BREAKING NEWS
Bye Bye Goolam Patel. Your comments will now be ignored and you are banned with immediate effect. YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK..GOODBYE
Also anyone that posts comments of a similar nature will be booted and their comments ignored.
After consulting with advisors this decision has been reached.
By the way Breaking News on the Ball front is that Lippi is poised to take over the reigns of AC Milan when the January transfer windows.
Faheem Vahzerz where did you get that crap about Ferguson retiring
Also other breaking news in. You owes know that Russian spy that was poisoned in the UK. He was poisoned with a substance called Polonium 210
London - British investigators have found minute traces of polonium 210, the radioactive isotope that killed former Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko, at Arsenal's London stadium, a public health spokesperson said on Tuesday.
"Minute quantities (of polonium) were found at barely detectable levels at localised areas," said Health Protection Agency spokesperson Katherine Lewis. "There is no risk to public health."
British police are in Moscow investigating Litvinenko's death in a case that has strained ties between Britain and Russia since the exiled former spy on his death bed accused Russian President Vladimir Putin of ordering his assassination.
Litvinenko died in a London hospital on November 23 from a lethal dose of polonium 210 after falling ill on November 1.
Maybe thats why Henry is out
ROONEY ALMOST OUT FOR THE SEASON
Manchester, England - Wayne Rooney nearly got injured in a different venue - while watching the New York Knicks basketball team at Madison Square Garden.
The Manchester United striker and fiancee Coleen McLoughlin sat courtside on Monday night when 2.03-metre Paul Pierce of the Boston Celtics lunged for a loose ball and landed on Rooney's surgically repaired right foot.
"It was scary," Rooney said on Man U's website. "He rolled right over my foot."
Luckily, there was no damage to the foot that kept Rooney out of England's opening match in the World Cup last summer. The Celtics beat the Knicks 97-90.
United players were given three days off after the Manchester derby before returning Wednesday to prepare for Sunday's trip to West Ham United.
Monday, December 11, 2006
BREAKING NEWS

WHAT A MACHEE

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

Friday, December 08, 2006
HASHIM BHAI
I have also decided to add to this post a little. Why is it that Bodi was not in the one day squad this year. Color aside the lad has been deserving. Even the freakin Pro 20 the man was Omitted. I met Gummi on Wednesday and we were having the same discussion. Look I know there are also sceptics out there that will criticise my post and selection request which is fair. But on form alone I base my theories.I want to ask the following question
How many chances did Kallis have before scoring?
How many chances did Rudolph have
If Hash fails in the test series, Do you owes think he will be readily given another shot as easily as Kallis, Rudolph Boje. They had about 20?
Dont we have any other spinners in this Country. Instead of Paul Adams I rather take Kieran a India guy that spans with Mamoo. That Owe can turn a f$%ken owe upside down if he could.But Polla, Come on man!
HASHIM BHAI
I would also like to take time out on this Blog to Wish Hashim Amla well for the upcoming Test Series. We with you HASH all the way. Like I said you are an ambasador for the muslim youth and community. Ignore the sceptics and make us proud my man
Also owes I will use this Post a Good Luck Message as well to Hash. So say your owes say for the man.
I met one of his buddies from Durbs and told him to Tell Hash to look at this site. So if Hash logs on It will be sublime to see the Tributes pouring in for the Man because it is fully deserved.
COME ON GUYS IF WE CAN GET 85 COMMENTS FOR THE ABUS VS ALI'S WE CAN BREAK THE 100 MARK HERE.
LETS GO FOR IT
GOOD LUCK HASH YOU BEAUTY. We want a century for this blog

MOMENT THAT SHOOK THE BLOG
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK
A man from the Kop phoned me before the game that night. His words were
"Swoosh I hope Capello doesnt play that boring long ball tonight. They have what it takes tp play carpet football. I know Im a Liverpool Fan but because they are out I AM A BLACK AND WHITE FOR THE NIGHT"
Thursday, December 07, 2006
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE-SAVED FROM SAKRAAT

BEST OF THE BEST CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

I had Juninho, Gerard and at least two other guys who didnt even play. It was a tough six games and I was doing so well on some Matchdays and horendous on the other ones. But now we are ready to declare the winner of the group phase.
The trophy is sponsored by XNO Graphics. This is my Graphic and Web Design Sideline Business. I do Business cards, adverts, Corporate Id's, a few websites. Still learning as I go along. Anyway The XNO GRAPHICS WINNER OF THE GROUP PHASE IS:
1. Kaalvoet Klonkies Ary Moosa 39 316
2.. Swaar F.C Yousuf Kadwa 36 315
3. MC's Eleven Muhammed Carim 44 290
4. Jose's Wet Dream XI Yusuf Seth 62 284
5. Zamram FC Faiyaz Mayet 35 283
6. Leyton Orient zubair kaka 33 268
7. Rafa'ellos ziyaad mayet 38 265
8. Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia 44 260
9. Ebi's Boyz Ebrahim Ahmed 26 257
10. Euro Herbly FC Hoosain Mayet 19 246
11. SWOOSH F.C Naseem Mayet 37 235
12. Real champions Riyad Loonat 26 231
13. 213-GANGSTER-UNIT yusuf kola 41 223
14 Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 41 214
16 . zains zombies zain mayet 31 196
17 .Porn Stars azhar mohamed moola 42 196
18. Anzo's Stars ANEES MAYET 24 191
19. dudz zahed DUDHIA 26 190
20. FAAIZ OZ EURO Faaiz Loonat 53 180
21. RAIHANS BOYS Zahier Moosa 28 169
22. F.C.VEHZERZ farid saloojee 25 157
23. SuleimanAsvat Suleiman Asvat 24 156
24 F.C. Hazrats Yusuf Mohamed Rasool 43 155
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
BEST OF THE BEST MANAGR OF THE MONTH
011 837 4534
So Out TWISTVILLE INVESTMENTS MANAGER OF THE MONTH FOR NOVEMBER IS MUHAMMED CARIM (MOMBHAI)
Please phone me Mombhai to claim your prize. It was close as he beat Pops by just a point.
The Top 5 were as follows
1. MCFC Muhammed Carim 39 250
2. Pops F.C Rias Ismael 59 249
3. Herbly Utd Hoosain Mayet 40 246
4.Zumba Bumbas Yusuf Seth 55 244
5.Ammaar's armada Zain Mayet 38 242
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
MOMENT THAT SHOOK THE BLOG

Before Mohammad Yousuf's conversion to Islam from Christianity, rumour has it he was told by those close to the Pakistan squad that he was the only thing standing between God and his team.
Not so now. Since he became a Muslim in 2005, his star has been on this rise and in the last year Yousuf's batting average has risen to a staggering average of 99.33.
He has certainly cemented his status as the lynchpin of Pakistan's Test side and established himself as an all-time batting great in the process.
He now has a new world record mark for runs scored in a calendar year - 1,788 to be precise - eclipsing Sir Viv Richards' previous record by 68 runs.
And in doing so he notched up his ninth Test century of the year.
There is no doubt that his religion has encouraged a new serenity at the crease Pakistan coach Bob Woolmer
In the aftermath of his record-breaking innings in Karachi, the softly-spoken 32-year-old was clear about the catalyst to his success.
"It was only with God's help that I achieved this," said Yousuf, who converted from Christianity nearly two years ago.
The statistics appear to support his belief. The player, formerly known as Yousuf Youhana, averaged around 48 in his first 59 Tests before converting.
Since adopting the Islamic faith of his team-mates, Yousuf scored a double hundred in Lahore to seal the winter Test series against England for Pakistan and, although Pakistan lost the return series to England last summer, Yousuf shone, hitting scores of 202, 192 and 128.
The right-handed batsman also made two centuries against India and four in five innings against the West Indies to take his Test century count for 2006 to nine - which also happens to be a world record.
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
Abramovich to Give Chelsea Away
Brian Rocksmonde 30 November 2006 13:51:47
Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is said to have lost his football club in a card game last Sunday at Grosvenor Connoisseur Casino in London. According to a source in the casino security staff, the Chelsea Football Club was at stake in a poker game between Abramovich and some oil baron from Saudi Arabia whose name remains in secret. Under the gentleman's agreement, the Russian tycoon is to pass the club to the new owner by January 1, 2007 or pay off 300 million pounds to the lucky Arabian gambler. Abramovich, who is Russia's wealthiest man according to U.S. magazine Forbes, has spent about 240 million pounds on players since his 140 million pound takeover at Stamford Bridge in 2003. He has been certainly on the way to reforming the club. He allegedly intended to appoint Chelsea striker Andriy Shevchenko as the club's president. Bayern Munich chairman Karl-Heinz Rummenigge has even accused him of stifling the competitiveness of European football by spending on players and sky-high television rights deals. Now the future of both Chelsea and the international soccer remains unclear. But for Abramovich it may be simply a loss of the favourite toy, not a collapse. As well as investing in Chelsea, Abramovich, who is Governor of Chukotka, has injected much of his own money in building new homes and infrastructure for the previously impoverished region in Asian Russia. The Sunday Times once characterized Roman Abramovich as one of the world's most reckless and venturous businessmen. And up to a certain moment good luck was with him. Are gods now laughing at the Russian tycoon? His wife has reportedly begun divorce proceedings which could cost Abramovich half his vast fortune. Irina Abramovich is turning to the lawyers because of recent revelations about a romance between the Chelsea football club owner and a 23-year-old daughter of Russian billionaire Alexander Zhukov Well, this story may rate as Grosvenor Connoisseur's second best scandal this year. The first one one was at New Year's Eve, when a customer who usually spent around 50 pounds lost a reported 40,000 pounds. He lost his money then left the building and returned with a plastic bottle full of petrol. He emptied it over himself, spraying staff and gaming tables.
Liverpool are on the verge of agreeing to a takeover by one of the world's richest men in a move that would set the Merseyside club back on the road to being a football superpower. The club have confirmed they have given exclusive rights to Dubai International Capital (DIC) - a firm owned by the Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum, the ruler of Dubai - to launch a takeover bid.(soccernet.com).
CISSE and the owes from the kop, you owes can start taking your kurtas out now
BREAKING NEWS
PERISHAANS IN THE ARSENAL CAMP
Henry: ‘I can be a pig’
Thierry Henry yesterday confessed: "I can be a pig". Henry's admission came in the wake of his fall-out with Arsene Wenger, which the Arsenal boss tried to play down yesterday. The Gunners' skipper stormed away from Arsenal's training ground on Friday, after being told he wasn't playing in the north London derby with Spurs, but admitted yesterday that he had not behaved well in the incident. (David Woods, Daily Star)
If the He leaves do you Arsenal Owes think there is life after Henry. Let me tell you owes Rumours are rife
And Will you Bas#$ds still back him for the golden ball if he plays for Barcelona in January!!!!
Below is an extract added by Cisse to Shut all your MANCS UP. He has asked me to publish
NEWS STORY
HENRY: I LOVE THE LIVERPOOL FANS Paul Rogers 22 September 2006
Arsenal legend Thierry Henry has revealed his affection for Liverpool Football Club and the club's world famous supporters in an astonishing new interview.
Despite playing for one of Liverpool's biggest rivals, Anfield has always afforded the French international a warm reception in appreciation of his sublime skills and now it seems the feeling is mutual. The chance to see Henry play in the red of Liverpool rather than the red and white of Arsenal might have gone now but that hasn't stopped the striker admitting he's dreamt about what it would have been like to be one of the Kop's idols. "I could never play for another English club after spending so long at Arsenal but, maybe, if there could ever have been another team, it would be Liverpool," he said at the launch of 'Impact Art', a charity which looks after seriously ill young adults. "I say them because I would have loved to play with Steven Gerrard and then also I love their fans. "There is something special about Anfield which is amazing and, when I see The Kop with their scarves in the air, singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone', that is awesome."
Monday, December 04, 2006
WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

LMA HALL.LENZ
Well to begin I am just recovering from a good weekend, Camping in the wild and a baby function served out by one of the Die Hard Memebers of the KOP. Ebie Loonat. The function was sublime and the service from Ebie to his guests even better after the 4-0 result on Saturday,yet the man still invoked his displeasure in Garcia. You should have seen the Liverpool owes. They were all in bouysterous moods. I met up with most of my blog members there, Riyad Loonat, Beard Bumjee, Mamad Ameen-A wear, Faaiz Oz, and lots of other owes who all view the Swoosh Blog. There was some good feedback from the post MINKI IN DIE BAD also. But back to Liverpool. A resounding 4-0 victory and a reward of facing Arsenal in the FA CUP. That will be mouthwatering and at Anfield so we expect a full crowd at my house on matchday.
Other than that It was finally a good week for Cisse, Ebie Jay and their entourage. FINALLY............
THEATER OF DREAMS.
The b#$tards keep on winning. And my weekly Zikr on Monday morning now has changed. It has been and looks like it probably will be "Well done to the Utd owes, Credit where credit is due, It will just be a matter of time before they f$5k up". Well done Again. They seem to be moving along as usual. Didnt watch the game but Im sure the lads are in in Sublime spirits.
A GUNNERS POINT OF VIEW.
Finnaly I could sit with Faaiz OZ and not lambast the man. 3 - 0 at spurs. Good Derby Victory. I was contemplating for Adebajour to be MUGG of the Week and then the b#$tard goes and score. Zam Ram, Faaiz, Jives, Eco. Too late PAPA. You know the phrase. Arsene looked calm, But I am telling you bast#$ds that being a passionate man he is really being erked about his neice marrying a REAL Madrid Man. I said it last week and Il say it again. Reports suggest that Raul and Arsene will be family next year. Watch out as Raul will probaly end his stuttering career at the GUNNERS (source:swoosh repoter on investigation)
But finally there was no stench in the air or around Faaiz and the Arsenal lads.
By the way we discussed the following while we were having Alipor Masala tea at function.
IS IT A PROBLEM FOR AN ENGLISH TEAM LIKE ARSENAL TO HAVE NO ENGLISH PLAYERS IN THEIR STARTING X11. IS FOOTBOOL ABOUT RESULTS OR HISTORY AND CULTURE.
I want to hear what you b#$tards above have to say.
EUROPEAN SOCCER ROUND UP
The man Riyad Loonat poked nervously at his Consi and said I hope we win tonight.They did after a struggle and it was good to see the two R's on target. Barcelona were held 1-1 to Levante.
Milan struggled. You see in life wehen you do shit and run away you will always get hit by the LAAKRI. And the LAAKRI is hiting Anceloti. They laughed at Juve and now look at these sorry cases. Inter reap the benefit and a k$%k Inter milan lead the scuddeto. I support Roma.
FORZA JUVE.
Still no Del and Trezeguet due to injury. We struggled and were held to Genoa. But the smell of Serie A is drawing nearer.
For now, a Good weekend.
Swoosh
Friday, December 01, 2006
BREAKING NEWS
Personnally I think this is a brilliant signing. What are your oowes views.
The man is quality and class. This should step up Utd's Title bid and dismass their striking woes

