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CRICKET WORLD CUP UPDATE

THE FINAL - DID WE EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE

I was privileged to have watched a few overs with my Analyst for this World Cup- The Masajee. And his analysis was spot on. Sri Lanka was ShellShocked. Adam Gilchrest played a gem of a knock and virtually took the game away from the Lankans. It was just Brutal from the offset and the ease in which he took care of some of the Bowlers like Lasith and Murali. But the Ozzies are a machine and a World Class Outfit. I dont even have to say that. The Masajee then touted Jayasuriya as the Key player for Sri Lanka and when Jayasuriya went so did Sri Lanka.
But did we expect the script to be any different. I must admit I wanted Sri Lanka to do the extra Ordinary but these Ozie Owes .................
Faaiz Oz must be happy. Austrailia have won it three times in a row now. Like Ponting said "NO TEAM HAS GIVEN THEM A CLOSE RUN.
But This World Cup will best be remembered as One that cast dark shadows. The death of Woolmer, The elimination of India & Pakistan. The pitches, facilities, The mayhem that Rudi Koetsen & Co produced in the final, The Length of the tournament. Amidst all that we Salute the Ozies.
& Ooh Ah Glen Mcgrath Are Say Ooh ah Glen Mcgrath
T

Breaking News

-Good news for Cisse and the lads from the Kop. Steeven Gerard has signed a new deal with Liverpool which makes him the most expensive player in England earning a staggering 120 000 quid a week. Now thats alot of Dosh. But the Lad is class. What a player. What a player

-HOWS THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BALL F0R THIS YEARS FINAL-SUBLIME

-Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has stepped up the war of words with Cristiano Ronaldo by suggesting he is immature and had ‘no education’.

Mourinho said last week that United tend to benefit from penalty decisions and that the rules were different for the two clubs.
Ronaldo hit back by suggesting Mourinho "does not know how to admit his own" failures.
The former Porto tactician has now taken the row a step further.
"It's a game where a kid had some statements not very…not showing maturity and respect, maybe difficult childhood, no education, maybe the consequence of that," he said in the Daily Mail.
"Sir Alex felt he had to protect this boy. But normal things…I have no problems with him (Ferguson). I have no problem with the boy."
United are on the verge of winning the Premiership after defeating Everton 4-2 and watching Chelsea draw with Bolton. The gap is now five points with three games to play.(goal.com)
The lity is hot but he is arrogant. and maybe Jose just talks like this to wind owes up.....

-CONGRATULATIONS JOZIE. All the best My Man. Twin Boys. Two Liverpool more Liverpool supporters I hope. You owe us a cigar buddy. Lots of duas and on Behalf of the Blog. What can we say "SUBLIME" AND CONGRATS.

-Adam Gilchrest paid homage to his trainer in Perth yesterday. Gilchrest trains with a squash ball in his glove. He finally used in it in the final and his trainer said "Oi mate, when ya use it,score a century . Crikey, That he did

-It has been announced that England and Austrailia will host the World Cup should SA fail. Once again the Ozies are up on us. Biy we wont fail now will we?

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

BOOKIES STILL AT LARGE

Now where do you see a team like Everton blow a 2-0 lead and lose the game 4-2. Are the cricket bookies making their way around England. On the other hand though Chelsea are playing shite football and dont deserve to win the premiership. But IT IS NOT OVER. UTD CAN STILL F#$K UP.

THEATER OF DREAMS
I was at my grannys place, family all leaving for London. I was playing some Brian Lara Cricket with Mike, switched the channel and mamoo was in sakraat. Utd 2-0 down. On the other channel Chelsea were 2-1 up. What a feeling. Went outside for a smoke. Heard it was 2-1 to Everton. And then I just knew these b#$tards will come back. I said to my one oom. Watch they will win and to my dismay they did. I switched the channel and 2-2 at Bolton. Even Worse now. I left the T.V room and saw Mamoo and Co going to Lucito land with a Man Utd Jersey with one name on the back "Christiano Ronaldo"
Utd are playing good soccer, better than Chelsea. But still man, Did you see how Everton f$#%$en conceded. Its like they were given a kleepah before the game. Everton are so rigid and in this game they cave in. F$#$ Knows. And now I will have to lower myself and keep a promise to Biggy and the Man Utd Muggs to make the Blog red and White.

CHEL$KI
The 2-2 draw at Bolton and Chelsea have let us down Big Time. But lets face it, Chelsea are not playing the best of Football and even though I hate Utd , Utd have by far played much better than Chelsea. Last time Chelsea let it slip, This week they let it slip and If Liverpool bury them tomorow night Their whole season will cave in and Abrahamovic will boot Mourinho to where ever. But I think the league is lost But as ABU'S WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER.

FROM THE KOP END.
Key players rested and mentally preparing for the Champions League onslaught probably contributed to the loss at Pompey. The Champs League fixture is Big and is the season. There is also alot of speculation regarding ne signings at Anfield. With Eto, Raul & David Villa all likely targets

GUNNERS POINT OF VIEW.
Ah at least for Faaiz Oz and Zam Ram there was some Hugo Boss circling in the air. Apart from the tag stinkers the Lity Fabregas and Co strode to a good 3-1 win. With Dein gone amidst Take Over Shambles etc ad Wenger rumoured to leave, I wonder whats in store at the Emirates

EUROPEAN ROUND UP
Its close in La Liga. Barcelona fought hard to win 1-0 thanks to Samuel Eto. Sevilla & Madrid both won and keep up he pressure. I wonder what Riyad Loonat will say if Real Madrid win the league.
In Serie A Inter already won the league. Milan sustain their presence in Serie A and hope to go with confidence to the San Siro this week.The Roman derby was also a drab draw
Bayern are , What is happening to Bayern?

LOCAL SOCCER ROUND UP
On the way to Lenz on Saturday I could see all the taxis with the chiefs/Pirates flags.1-1 it finished and at least there was no damaal.

FORZA JUVE.
A 1-0 win against Verona and the Juve Machine keeps on rolling. I just wish that a year didnt go in vain but alas Moggi did what he did. Alain Boumsong got the winner for Juve. There will however be big changes next year. With the amount of flak Dida is getting Buffon will probably be on his way to Milan. Deschamps may exit and Lippi is poised to return for a third spell to his beloved Juve. Lets wait and see and at least the Old Lady of Italian Football is up on the rise again.

MARCH COMPETITION WINNER

The Monthly Competition draw for everyone that leaves a comment on my site was due. The Giveaway this month is a official adidas mini Replica Champions League Ball. The one they using currently.

The Winner that was drawn is Zahira.. Please phone me on 082 581 0735 to claim your prize. I think Zahira is from Durbs if Im not Mistaken. Congrats Zahira

Also the draw for the Blog Turns 1 post will be made. Whoever left or leaves a comment on that post will recieve a original kit of the team they support.

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IM A PROTEA-CRAZY CRICKET

It was deemed as reckless and crazy Cricket. A whole country was reflected on the Shock and resentment that had befallen us when we were merely on 2o something for 5. 5 wickets down and barely 10 overs were completed. Smith acted like he was in a Pro 20 game. Had we scored +_ 250 it was game on. Instead a whole nation was left lamenting what could have been and when I jumped into my car on my way home, Mentally the match was over. There was no way on earth we would ever defend 150 against this Machine called Austrailia. Lets face it. They are something else.

Its just the Depth that they have. But thats something we all know.

Lets focus on us for a second

Im not going to say much but merely open the floor with a few questions. I would appreciate answers from Ebie Kop End, Azee, Biggy, mombhai, The kirstens etc

1. What are your owes view on the Shocker?

2. Do we have a spinner in our country and how K$ck is Robin Peterson?

3. Should Smith be axed as Captain and Haroon Lorgat Booted?

4. What the hell did we take Roger Telemachus and Loots Bosman?

5. Kepler Wessels has said that we need a whole new One Day Strategy cum Shake Up. Would you owes agree?

Enough said and ONCE AGAIN OUR DADAS GAVE US JALEBI WHEN WE DESERVED IT THE MOST. This time they served it properly also.........

THE WINGMAN

NB: THIS WAS AN EMAIL THAT I JUST EDITED A BIT. Thought it was quite good actually. It is PG-Rated.

Army Special Forces (Green Berets)
Army Special Forces (SF) are commonly referred to as "Green Berets.
They are strategic, multipurpose forces capable of rapid response to various contingencies throughout the world.
Their mission is to organize, train, equip, and direct indigenous forces in unconventional warfare and foreign internal defense. For this reason, they possess foreign language and area orientation skills

I recieved an email the other day about the Role of a Wingman out in the field. In the airforce you never leave your Wingman. Never. In life I was the Flight Leader and on many occasions a Wingman. So I prepared a little Manifesto as Im sure the owes on the Blog will be hitting the Kaap,Durbs, The Palms at some point

The Wingman is argueably the noblest and bravest creature to ever step into a Skit,rik,holiday,bar room whatever.

Who else with cavalier disregard for his personal reputation is willing to throw himself upon the cruel mercies of a brazen man-hater, just so he can cgive the through ball to his puttner. Who Else will dance with the unknown that can be so bad that no amount of liquor will wash the stain from his memory. Who else will stand in the deepest depths of hell so a budy can climb his back and look into Heaven?

WHAT A WINGMAN DOES

And just as that brave(some say suicidally insane) Spartan King and his hundred warriors laid down their lives against a hundred thousand Persions so WILL THE WINGMAN, with the right amount of Prodding, recklessly lunge into battle against foes twice his size and half his interlect, fully knowing there is no way in hell the night will end well

It usually goes down like this

The Flight Leader (Your bra) spots an attractive chic (BT-THE BOMBING TARGET) at the waterfront. But we all know she is not alone...................................................................

She has a tragically less attractive friend known as the CB-COCK BLOCKER.

They seem so close that the Target is unlikely to abandon the Cock Blocker.

The Flight leader knows that he wont successfully complete his bombing run on the target without sufficient air cover and this is where the Wingman comes into play

The Wingman will engage the Cock Blocker and pin her down long enough for the Flight Leader to finish his run, and hopefully bomb his target to the bedroom

Of course theres much more to the task than distracting the cock blocker while the Flight Leader makes his move.

Wingman skills have been honed and passed down since someone decided women should be allowed into bars. Strategies have evolved and tactics have been polished to the point where a WINGMAN has become a super specialised warrior in the eternal battle of sexes. And like all specialists, theve developed their own lingo

THE RISKS

However there are a few risks involved in being a WINGMAN.

Sometimes its as innocuous as enduring dull conversation or getting pasta thrown in his face. Sometimes his public reputation becomes so mangled he cannot fly in the same theater of operations

Sometimes he will get locked in such a steep dive he cant pull up in time to save himself from crash landing in a CB's bed

The experience can shatter him completely, taking him off the duty roster for weeks, sometimes months, Some never come back.

Worst of all sometimes the Wingman goes in so deep into enemy territory that he will go native and develop strange tastes in women

Bottom Line is a Wingman is a memeber of the Special Forces and can be inserted anywhere anytime at anyplace. They are part of the Green Berets, Seals and will stand with the Volende bra through thick & Thin, Sick & Sin.

In My time I served with a great platoon of special Forces and there are still a few marines left.............

But to be part of this specialised Unit You needed to have the thousand yard stare and the following qualities

1. Without hesitation he will except any mission given to him, no matter how imposible it may seem

2. He will never show interest in the Target

3. "NO cock blocker is so beastly or boring I pomise I will engage her in stunning conversation"

4.Gallantly he will engage any enemy no lie is too large ,no shame too great, no cock blocker to difficult to deter

5. He must not worry about his reputation

6. He must and always be willing to back up any lie a flight leader tells

7. NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER ABANDON YOUR FLIGHT LEADER. SEE THE MISSION THROUGH EVEN IF IT MEANS WAKING UP WITH A BUFFALO

I HAVE HAD GREAT WINGMEN IN MY TIME.TO ALL MY WINGMEN AND FELLOW WINGMEN THIS ARTICLE IS DEDICATED TO ALL WINGMEN WHO HAVE DIED AND FOUGHT IN BATTLES PAST AND PRESENT

SWOOSH

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GREEN BERET UNIT

SPECIAL FORCES

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SEMI FINAL

CHELSEA VS LIVERPOOL

After the cricket I somehow just knew the results wont go according to plan at the Bridge. We all could clearly see that the referee was also not giving anything to Rafa's men. A good Chelsea goal I must say. The Drog was really threatening but that BA@#tard DIVES and moans for everything. Also how was Chechs save off Stevie G. Its not a critical result and unlike Utd we go in a goal to the bad. But a clean sheat at Anfield will seal it for sure. Liverpool though were below par but We have faith come next week. I just thought Benitez would have started with Crouch as he always causes Chelsea problems. They gave away possession to easily at times and like Rafa said , If they can be weary of Chelsea on the counter in Anfield and score two then Athens here we come. So I am wishing for a Liverpool vs Utd Final. But it seems far away, It will probably be a Liverpool vs Milan again................................ But hopefully in the second leg Gerard will play in the center and Zenden on the Bench.
The Liverpool owes were quiet, No Rash Cassim, Cisse, Kop Out.
The sms's were rolling though from the Ali's
"Its Black Magic. ""This game is boring,no rythym"-Nabeel Laudium
"When they need to f%#ken beat the k#$ts Chelsea they concede, dunno why the f#$k I even thought they could pull it off, the new stinkers Liverpool"-Faaiz Oz

MAN UTD VS AC MILAN
DO YOU MAN UTD FANS STILL FEEL KAK -AH

I revert back to a quote from the past.
"I met a man the other day who told me he met the white PELE. I asked the man WHO is he, he said "He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney!"-Naeem Laudium

First let me give my take on the game.I watched it with Faaiz Oz and a lad called Imran Karolia from Yorkshire in the UK.
LUCK=MAN UTD=SCORING IN STOPAGE TIME=CHEATING FROM PEOPLE

Like I said, can you imagine, meeting a badaam, plotting her the whole night and at the death, someone pushes you out the way and takes over. When they scored the first goal through luck and a fumbling Dida who later redeemed himself I said s#$t.
"For Fucks Sake Utd are lucky bastards"-Ebie Kop End
And then as Fis sms'd me "I spoke to Waseem "HE IS FEELING KiND OF KAKA." My phone kept on buzzing with Abu's. Give Kaka space and you will pay. And what a sublime first half.

"F$%K Off. Juventus are Thugs"-Waseem Khan
"Thanks:)"-Naeem Laudium"
"More like Utd get Kaked or Kakaed out. the f$5ken c$%ts"-Ebie Kop End

And then came the second half and Biggy and all the Alis surfaced. I must admit after the equaliser from Rooney it was all Man Utd. They could have been 4 up if the MUGG Carrick didnt miss a sitter. Fletcher was equally guilty. I dont know if it is the Theater of Dreams or what but UTD deserve to be level. I agree with Ebie Kop End, 2-2 was deserved, but to get Luck and Cheat, Only happens to Utd. Not taking away anything from Rooney, the Boy fought hard. Mamoo phoned thereafter screaming. I told him This is not finished. So did the Laudium owes.

So there is some work to do but going in with a goal to the good is pivotal. These were comments of the aftermath from the Man Utd Fans.

Agent from Old Trafford if you are reading. How was the Atmosphere there?

"Wayne F$%ken Rooooney"-Biggy

"Forza Diablo Rosso!"-Naeem Laudium
"THE ITALIAN JOB-PART 2"-Laudium owes

"Thats what you call P4$$ LUCK-The f$%kin K#$ts"-Ebie Kop End

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ALSO I am sure I will bump into all the lads at the Ijtima this weekend. Hazrat I hope the fiqr is high.............Im sure Mayfair is set for a Massive crowd this weekend. Especially Friday and Saturday Night
Is there going to be a Vodacom 4U stall at the Ijtima...
See you there Hazrat

-ONLY ONE MAN CAN SAVE SA against the Ozzies today. He is......................

BADAAMS

After the Demand for Nicole from the PussyCat Dolls to make the Badaam Section it was decided to put her on. So Biggy & Naeem laudium , You guys had a say in this post. And a wise man in Cape Town told me this is indeed a Sugar Coated Badaam

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

http://www.youtube.com/v/X8XNZbvyU4Q

Because of the massive game tomorrow night and all the Banter about Big Ears coming to Anfield I thought It was fitting to put this video for Cisse and all the lads from the Kop. The moments in this video that will always be remembered is Grobelaars wobbly legs during the shootout and the faces on the Liverpool Fans when they were 3-0 down against Milan in Istanbul. To Vis and the rest of the owes from the Kop, Enjoy and prepare for the Big One Tomorrow

BEST OF THE BEST FANTASY FOOTBALL

I just seemed to have lost the Plot of late. Im sliding down the rankings. Bad Tactical moves. But the boys on the top are fighting it out. With Four games to go, Is it Safe to Predict a Winner from here on in. With Seth Firmly in the driving seat, and who else but Mombhai in second, Pops FC I think surrendered the title this weekend, Even Herbly Utd should rule himself out of the chase. So the Top Ten looks as follows

1. Zumba Bumba's Yusuf Seth 47 1867
2. MCFC Muhammed Carim 38 1801
3. Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 40 1779
4.blue angels basheera loonat 41 1762
5. Herbly Utd Hoosain Mayet 36 1712
6. J BOYZ Yusuf Mayet 36 1705
7. luckyokes ridwaan patel 39 1704
8. Biggy's Boys Moosa Dangor 35 1690
9. Infiltrator Sir Ish Loonat 32 1645
10. merchoes11 Moahmed motala 33 163

BEST OF THE BEST-FANTASY CRICKET WORLD CUP

With the World Cup already at the Semi Final Stages Its time to check out the Fanatsy Cricket Standings, Well the Top Ten at least. Jozie, is at second postition. The man must be in his glories beating a superstar field. Please correct me If Im wrong but We cannot make any more changes after This

The Top Ten is as follows and I see Mombhai firmly in the Lead. Ebie London its good to have your bro here. The man is ringing them changes and the waitresses in Cape Town were all saying the Jamaican Phrase. "Blood Clot". POINT #2. I am f$%king Ebie Jay UP......

1. Muhammed Carim MC's Eleven 6286
2. Yusuf Maiter The Kings 11 5999
3. Ridwaan Mayet ridszzzz 5963
4. ebrahim loonat Jungli Jaanwar Barmy Army 5755
5. Naseem Mayet SWOOSH'S SHARKS 5703
6. Sir Ish Loonat Blood Clot 5685
7. Firaz Ahmed Tops 11 5640
8. Ebrahim Ahmed Pirates of da Caribbean 5495
9. Yousuf Kadwa Eye See Sea Breezers 5437
10. Hoosain Mayet Sir Donald Herbly 5314

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

While the banter was going on with our owes the dreaded subject of Marriage came up. One of the owes said So How would You know if she is the right one or how would you know if any girl is for you

Another owe said " Its Simple. On your first Night, After you are finished Put a Kleepah(R100) underneath her Peelow. When you wake up in the morning if its gone or she has left some change, You know she is not the one for you"-anonymous

IM A PROTEA-THE BIG SEMI FINAL

With Wednesday fast approaching I must admit that terrible memory of 1999 still lingers on. This whole trip to Cape Town has also consistently been the lambasting of Faaiz Oz and the sheep shagging tag. After the demolition of England I still am fearful of this cricketing machine they call the Ozzies. Ebie Kop End phoned me last night, He believes , he says. He said Smith will come good. Last week I met his Uncle,Dyna Garda, I wonder whats his views on the Big Game are. Im just anxious, Will South Africa lose again in some mysterious way. Will they pull it off. Do we have what it takes. Or Are the Ozzies simpky in a different Class.

The bae4#ards stuffed us in 99 in cricket with the run out, They put Jannie De Beer in the Perishaans in the Rugby in a sad way. They always do it to us and no one else

This is Big. And I will open the floor and see what comments we generate in the Build Up.
My suggestion is again to Drop Kemp and Bring In Bosman. Every team had a World Class Spinner. In Cape Town I had the best Malva pudding on Friday at Swaars sisters place. I spoke to Farhad Mohammed, The Man was in the class of Zak Ackals spicing up a parcel/biff on a rainy night. We watched the latter stages of the New Zealand game with him also. Robin Peterson. Does this man Spin. Is he the best we have. Azee. Is it to late to bring Thandi Tshabalala.
What are your Predictions Guys?
Im going for a Difficult and hard earned South African victory or maybe Our Dadas will be giving us Jalebi once again

BREAKING NEWS

-Goolam Bodi was picked up in the Carribean whilst he was a spectator in the stands. Yes The South Africans picked him up ,gave him training gear and Bodi was spinning to them in the Nets. Bodi then said he wants to resurect his career with the ball as well. We do need a spinner. Peterson is a MUGG

- Football is in mourning after the death of the 1966 World Cup Member Alan Ball. He was the Hard man in Englands midfield. Ball died of a heart attack in his garden

- Whilst I was in the Cape I came across a toothbrush. Im sure many of you hav seen it but nevertherless I thought I might as well put it on.

-Liverpool have not ruled out a possibility of signing Portugese Winger Simoa Sabrosa. With Kuyt & Bellamy there.Do we need this oke

-Well done to Christiano Ronaldo for winning
both the PFA PLAYER OF THE YEAR AS WELL AS THE PFA YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR. Even though you were responsible for the Wayne Rooney sending off, Fully deserved Young Lad.
Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo has been named both PFA Player and Young Player of the Year.
The Portuguese winger was widely expected to take the main award and his remarkable season continued as he scooped both awards on Sunday evening at the Grosvenor House Hotel.
Ronaldo becomes only the second player in history to achieve the remarkable feat, the other being Sky Sports' own Andy Gray - who won both awards some 30 years ago in 1977.
Ronaldo held off competition from Chelsea's Didier Drogba in second and team-mate Paul Scholes - who came third - to take the main award. Steven Gerrard, Ryan Giggs, and Cesc Fabregas were also in the running.
Ronaldo succeeds Gerrard and is the first United player to take the Player of the Year prize since Ruud van Nistelrooy in 2000.
In contrast, it is the third year in succession that a United player has taken the Young Player of the Year award - with team-mate Wayne Rooney winning the honour in 2005 and 2006.
Rooney was up for the award again, but he was beaten by Ronaldo as he also held off competition from Cesc Fabregas (Arsenal), who came second, and Aaron Lennon (Tottenham Hotspur) in third.
Micah Richards (Manchester City) and Kevin Doyle (Reading) were also up for the award.
The 22-year-old was also named in the Premiership Team of the Year - one of eight United players.
(info: waseem khan-freeway cellular)

-Something that really amazed me this past week was after we had supper at Swaar Farhad he showed me a video and gave me some vids for the blog. But there was this video of Zlatan Ibrahimovic after Juve vs Sienna I think. While the players were heading into the tunnel. Ibrahimovic spat his bubble gum out. Tapped ,one two three without the Gum falling down and tapped it up and into his mouth. Something else. A journalist caught this on camera...

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

I think that was the quickest holiday ever. I just dont know where the time went. But f$#K it. Thats life. All good things must come to an end. For us now, like I told Faaiz Oz. We are like the Zidanes and Beckhams as opposed to them being the Ronaldo's and Rooneys. hey still have many World Cups Left. This trip was just a Euro but it was Sublime. Myself and Joey Swaar pulling the strings in midfield. We may have a S#$T 80 minutes of the game but we can turn a game with one pass. And that we showed Faaiz Oz on a number of occasions.
But Hey then again we can always be the CAFU'S & MALDINI'S and carry on with the future litys.

But It was good, The vibe not like December but to relax and escape the fast paced life of JOBURG, its ideal..............and just what the Doctor orderd.
Thanks to the guys that were sms'ing me the updates and scores etc. So lets begin

THEATER OF DREAMS
I got an sms from an irate Naeem Laudium. The man was fuming at how Utd gave simply handed Chelsea the gift by drawing with Boro. The next day he sms'd me the Chelsea score and was tad bit relieved. I didnt watch the game but Il read the comments and we will take it from there. But f3$ken Chelsea also. It was time to bury and they didnt. But there is still four games to go and we going to have a blinding climax. I noticed ESPN'S soccernet running a poll on Man Utd. The Question was WILL UTD'S injuries cost them the race for the treble

CHEL$KI

You can never be complacent.This was the ideal opportunity to punish the Man Utd Muggs and make them regret their draw with Borough. But What can we do.Jose Mourinho claimed there is one rule for Chelsea and another for Manchester United on penalty decisions after watching his side miss the chance to close the title race gap against Newcastle. Mourinho vented his frustration after ref Mark Halsey had turned down two Chelsea penalty claims in the goalless draw at St James' Park

But it is true. The referees always seem to lose their eyesight when it comes to any other team beside Man Utd. But dont worry Jose, Hang in There.

GUNNERS POINT OF VIEW

Poor Faaiz Oz. We were watching the game in our Hotel Room on Saturday and the man was jumping for joy. Then came stopage time and before we were ready to depart for SeaFood I told him watch "SPURS WILL PLANT AN EQUALISER" And that they did. Poor man drowned his sorrows on some nice Crayfish at Mariners wharf. Fu#$ken Arsenal Stinkers

FROM THE KOP END.

A good 2-0 win this weekend and the Mentality is looking good for Big Ears. To the members of the Kop on the Blog We welcome another passionate Liverpool man. His presence will definately add strength to the KOP END. Good to have you online Mems Wadee. At least we have more amo to lambast the Man Utd Muggs. But the focus is looking good for Chelsea.

Also during our trip we had to stop over at Cell C Cavendish square, where Fis Kopout Kaap is. We had to see whats happening on the Liverpool front that side and From our conversation the man is adament that Big Ears will return to Anfield.

Elsewhere in the Premiership West Ham showed Watford how to avoid the Drop.

EUROPEAN FOOTBALL ROUND UP

Inter capture the scudetto. The way the Muggs are carrying on like they deserved it. Come On, With the Calciopoli scandal they should be lucky the won the Scudetto.

In Spain the race is blown wide open. After Barcelona lost 2-0 to Villareal, Madrid and Sevilla won, its going down to the wire.

What is wrong with Barcelona though. Any takers. They just havent been the same. I see big changes happening there.

FORZA JUVE

What a win. 3-1 against second place Genoa. It was a great Juve performance and now the lead in Serie B is 8 points. Serie A is now a touching distance away. With Del Piero recovering from injury and Trezeguet & Nedved on the scoresheet, thing are looking bright for the Bianconeri

ALWAYS A BIANCONERI

CAPE TOWN IS A GREAT TOWN

I am in Cape Town. Arrived on Saturday. Its sublime. A bit chilly I must admit but Cape Town is always a great town and of course blogging is a bit difficult as i didnt bring my laptop with me.

So THE REGULAR posts will flow in a week. But Leave the comments guys as I will publish in evening.

But A Chelsea Vs Man Utd FA Cup, SA losing to the Kiwis.

I really thought that Abu Bakr Boucher will take us out of the sh#$. 3 dropped catches. A shi3$ net run rate. Do or Die against England. And I know that Kevin Pieterson will m#$r us. Things looking bleak I must admit.

Whats your owes take.Will SA qualify. I am waiting for feedback on the game from my cricket analyst. AKA "THE MASAGEE". He will have lots to say and I know he wont say it was the wicket.

I will try to blog when I can. But at the moment its Del Pieeeeeeeeeero . CAPE TOWN HERE WE COME!!

oh and for the Utd LADS. You guys are rampant. We will meet and conclude the JIHAD ,Abus vs Alis in the Campions League Final

So far Cape Town is Sublime. But Cold. First two days spent just chilling at family.
Last night we met a famous sports personality . We were at news cafe, 7 badaams were there. Faaiz Oz went in to take some photos and go for a TRY. He was tackled by Skalk Burger. Turned out to be his chicks, so we seen the man, Big oke actually, and gently continued into the evening

The man they call the MASAGEE has mentioned his view on the Cricket. Well Done to SA. THROUGH TO THE SEMIS AND SAVAGING ENGLAN

The Masagee always a fan of good cricket said that how could Vaughn be in the England team and how could he chose to bat on a bouncy wicket. He said that it will be and India vs Sri Linka Final.
The Masagee will continue to report from here.

Anyeways will update tmrw

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BREAKING NEWS

-Christiano Ronaldo has signed a 5 year deal , a bumper deal. You right Zobester. If I was the lity I would have went on to bigger things really. Giants all over Europe and he choses to stay at Old Trafford. Perhaps he will rue this decision one day. He should have went to the Nou Camp. He would have won things there. Also he should have made his choice at the end of the season........

- Yes I have managed to launch the Official Swoosh0018 Logo. This will be the Swoosh0018 Brand. Why I say Brand is that I have created a website which is in the process of going live as we speak. Its called www.swoosh0018.com. Dont get confused, The blog is still the Hub. This site will just host all the advertisers, which I hope there will be. Each advertiser will have his own web page. For instance Joe Rasool's vodacom 4U site can be accessed by tomorrow at www.swoosh0018.com/vodacom4ucresta.htm

Lets see how it goes. But it is purely a hosting site with some fringe benifits. Should be live by Tomorrow

- I see Rafa Benitez has begun his war of words with Jose, Rafa says that Jose doesnt seem to like teams that beat them. With Mourinho, its definately possible..

-Ebie Jay was sad this weekend as Mclaren took a one, two this weekend. We were so caught up in Wengers wedding, that I forgot about formula 1.

-Good to see our Doc out there in the Carribean doing his thing. The South Africans have been cramping alot lately and the following was taken from news24.com
However, team doctor Mohammad Moosajee says there is a good reason for so many players suffering from cramps.
"In the match during which Graeme Smith suffered from cramps, there was a break of only ten minutes between innings. He did not have enough time to rehydrate and cool down.
"Jacques Kallis was ill during the match in which he suffered from cramps, and AB had not spent much time at the wicket before his long innings against the West Indies," Moosajee said.
The doctor said De Villiers's temperature had shot up from 36 to 39 degrees Celsius during his innings of 146 runs. There was a real risk of heat exhaustion.
"It does not matter how intensely one trains, you can never simulate match conditions," Moosajee added.
"There is a lot of pressure during matches and the players perspire at an abnormal rate. And no one can really say what causes cramping."

-Juliano Belletti has spoken out about Barcelona's perishaans as we go into the end of the season. He has also mentioned Madrids constant jeering and Jibing regarding the discontentment of Ronaldee. He also admitted that Ronaldinho is unhappy.and that Ronaldinho could be on his way to Man Utd. Bernd Shuster has reportedly signed to be Manager of Real Madrid next year.

MUGG OF THE WEEK

Eish, Everytime I make a guy Mugg of the Week, something great happens. When I was Mugg of the week twice, n both occassions I met two badaams and I won the Lotto LOL. So i will chose a guy that wont make be a Daffer again like Carrick & Kallis have done.

So to a man that is class, great, record holder, you name it. Every accolade and he has it. But to chose the powerplay at the death and sell your country down the gutter makes you a deserving Mugg. Especially when Aboo Bakr Mark Boucher and Gibbs were at the wicket. And then he ran out Chris Gayle. What are your owes views of Lara taking the Powerplay then. Azee, Mombhai, Ebie J.... But this fellow deserves to be MUGG of the Week. Mind you Justin Kemp wasnt far off, maybe even Smith after the loss to the Bangalees...Lara has promptly retired from one day cricket and BRAIN LARA YOU ARE THE MUGG OF THE WEEK-GOODBYE

IM A PROTEA-THE POWERPLAY

After the dismal shocker against the Bangalees, It was finally a good display by the South Africans. Good to see that Kemp was dropped and made way for Loots Bosman. The Windies lets face it are K$k. But now SA just have to get a victory over either New Zealand or England and Case closed.
The talking point for me was how the f$5k can LARA take the Powerplay in the end with wickets in hand and Aboo Bakr Marc Boucher coming to the crease. Esoep Bhai Montgommery said it was a fix as which Captain takes a power play at the death and he ran out a Chris Gayle that looked menacing. But credit to SA and Thank you Brain Lara for leeting Abu Bakr smash you and Powell. One thing though the Jamaicans win or lose, They Always Happy . I wonder Why. Must be the Banow.

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE QUARTER FINALS SECOND LEG

There comes a time in life where we often hear of the extra-ordinary and the impossible. Things are happening today that never ever happened before, in the Fietas days. Last night was a night where this theory was proven and perhaps a night when everything just goes your way and just happens the way you want it. Yes the Theater Of Dreams. Where did you ever see an Italian team getting hit for 7.Let alone an Italian team that consists of Totti, De Rossi and a few other quality players. I must admit I am hurt as an Azurri Fan and SHELLSHOCKED. Myself & Faaiz Oz watched the first 15 minutes in awe. Biggy,Punisher, Mamoo & Naeem Laudium kept phoning, The sms's were going bonkers and F#$k it. I dont know what happened. But that lity Christiano Ronaldo gets my vote as EUROPEAN FOOTBALLER OF THE YEAR. What made it worse is that I became a duffer as MY MUG OF THE WEEK once more scored two belters. I thought Roma would finish them off but Alas I sit here hurt and stunned. Italians close shop. In this case the shop was closed yet Looted in some fashion.
Here are the sms's I recieved last night. I must admit that Biggy phoned me and told me to watch and see the lesson that will be ditched tonight. Mamoo kept foning and saying Look and Learn, And this is what happens when your blood is red. Punisher sympathised, Naeem Laudium gloated

"FORZA WHO"-Hoosain Mayet
"Are you watching you MUGG.Carrick aint the MUGG. Viva Utd"-Waseem Khan
"You Better make all the Abu's Mugg of the Week-how appropriate-for one week they all thought Man Utd are dead and buried-then came this -its well deserved"-Hoosain mayet
"There is only one Man fu#$en UNITED"-Hoosain Mayet
"Can you f#$5ken C that. We are fuc##ing the team that is second in Serie A"-Waseem Khan
"Thats why we call it the Theater of Dreams. For all you guys who were dreaming......
"CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK
"Beware of the wounded animal, 2 looses and you get this.....
"7 wonders of the World, 7 seas, 7 dwarfs,7 days in a week, 7 Man Utd Goals. wow"-Waseem Khan

AND THATS WHY I AM IN THE PERISHAANS

Biggy you aked for the video. Here it is


http://www.youtube.com/v/alqQwa3l8Kg

VALENCIA 1 CHELSEA 2
At the Mestalla, It was always going to be tough. But when teams sneak through like that you somehow just know that its going to be their year. Poor Canizarez , The man pulled out blinders and to be beaten at the near post by Essien was agonising. But credit to Chelsea and their big signings. A win is a Win and I think Mourinho will die if Liverpool thump them for the second time in Europe. Nevertherless we in for a cracking finale to the season

LIVERPOOL 1 PSV 0

Lets be honest. We didnt expect anything different. Key players rested and to The Special One now. I just have this feeling that we in line for a repeat of Liverpool vs Ac Milan. Somebody lamabasted me for saying that. But a final with Utd will be even better. To beat them as Kop Out Kaap says where it hurts the most would make this blog go bonkers. But first it on to Joses men and it will be tough but we are their Dadas

Bayern Munich 0 AC Milan 2

What a result. I switched on the Telly like Eddie Eksteen used to do in turn on the Telly and 2-0 to Milan. And to Old Trafford now. Another Italian team, With defensive class. This will be more difficult and formidable opponents for Fergies boys. Nesta, Oddo, Gatusso, Cafu, No 7 here.

FORZA MILAN

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

What a sporting weekend. Apart from SA losing, a nice long weekend AND MAN UTD LOST, MAN UTD LOST , MAN UTD LOST. CHELSEA ARE 3 POINTS BEHIND AND ARSENE WENGERS DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED IN SOUTH AFRICA. BUT LETS START WHERE ITS HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

THEATER OF DREAMS.
Hoosain Mayet was not around, Biggy refused my call, Azee doesnt sms, Seth is is no mans land. But I just somehow knew that Pompey had the firepower to pull it off. I was at the Wenger recepion and the owes were using GPRS and giving us the updates. Guys were in Sakraat.Owes stopped serving and I was on the phone sourcing web developers to make the BLOG BLUE & WHITE. But as long as the MUGGS lost it was great for the title race. Now we just hope that Totti and his lads can finish it off in the second week. How was the Ferdinand own goal.



http://www.youtube.com/v/Hs0sXD0RGpI


FROM THE KOP END.
I always said that that lity Dirk kuyt is something else. Myself and Rashid Cassim always agree on this point. But third place looks pretty much secure. I should maybe open up a post "FROM POMPEY, THERE ARE MIRACLES"

CHEL$KI
The Utd owes kept on saying that Carvalho's goal was lucky. Ok in all fairness Robinson coupulled it out. But I was at Hazrat taking out a 3G contract that comes with a DEL LAPTOP. I needed a Del laptop afterall. Hazrat Thanks for the deal, It is sublime . What a package. But as long as Chel$ki won. We were happy.....AND UTD lost

GUNNERS POINT OF VIEW
Wenger will at least breath easy after the wedding and Faaiz & Zam Ram. F$%k Off, You stinkers

EUROPEAN SOCCER ROUND UP
Barcelona lost to Zaragoza. Raul and Robinho got two points for Real. Well done Riyad. Seeing you at teh Emirates was good enough. In Serie A Inter lost but they are on course for a Schudetto.

FORZA JUVE
The pressure is growing on Didier Deschamps after this embarrassing stalemate with mid-table minnows Albinoleffe. The Turin giants had to do without captain Del Piero due to a muscular problem, but welcomed back Trezeguet from his ban. Albinoleffe certainly did not come to the Olimpico ready to be sacrificial lambs for the leaders, as in the opening three minutes Buffon and his defence scrambled to clear a dangerous Innocenti cross. When the Bianconeri did find a way through the ‘Leffe brick wall, goalkeeper Marchetti was on stunning form with a double point-blank save on Balzaretti and then Palladino’s follow-up. Yet it was ex-Torino Coach Emiliano Mondonico’s side that took the shock lead against the run of play. Former Parma youngster Ruopolo was left totally unmarked to turn past Buffon with the outside of his right foot. It lasted just six minutes, though, as Marchetti’s punched clearance only fell to Balzaretti for a spectacular lob from 30 metres into the empty net.

CRICKET WORLD CUP UPDATE-CHICKEN JALFREZI

I ordered some chow on Saturday Night from Al Makah and the Chicken Jal Frezis were flowing. The Bangalees were rampant in Fordsburg and teh surrounding areas. But a dark day to be a Protea.
Look all credit to the Bangalees. They played well. But was there something sinister about the defeat. Perhaps SA want to avoid Austrailia in the semis. At least thats what some toppies had to say. I was at a wedding this whole weekend. The marriage of Wengers daughter. And the toppies were fuming. One toppie said that 1 boundary in 15 odd overs. Were they not concerned about the Net Run rate for a start. Look at the Ozzies against England. Pure Class. We have a spinner and we didnt use one on that flat track. The Bangalees were coming at us with three spinners. What was it, Azee, Mombhai, Biggy, Ebie J. Were we simply outclassed on the day. Was it Sinister. Were we too overconfident.

Time to reshuffle. I say kick Justin Kemp, Bring in Loots Bosman and shift AB down the order. Even though Peterson is the best we got, he will have to do. But as it stands the headline reads SA lost to Bangladesh in the Cricket World Cup.
Fu3$ AsS

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

This weeks video comes a bit early. The pundits have stressed of David Beckhams involvement in Hollywood. But bollywood is now overtaken Hollywood. I want to thank Zubair Kaka and the owes who shot this clip and I hope they dont mind me putting it on the blog. But in my time I paid this lad a few 5 bobs to sing...... SIMPLY SUBLIME. And in Fordsburg we have it all.



http://www.youtube.com/v/_VBD_cU-i4o

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE QUARTER FINALS

ROMA 2 MAN UTD 1
I watched the second half with Biggy, And what a better result and setting to see Roma beat Man Utd. There were couple of lads there like Afzal Mayet, and the Utd Owes were in the Perishans. I tell you there is no better face to see in football then a Utd Fans FACE when they are losing. But then hings changed and the smiles came back flying in when Rooney scored what was a class goal. Christiano Ronaldo ran 2 3rds of the pitch and the lity is class. I wonder If he will get European Footballer of the year. Then came in Vucinic and the Perishaans set back in. Roma I think will rue the chance of not hitting these b@#$ards about 5. In all fairness United batled with ten men. I got a call from Hoosain & the Punisher. Both agreeing that the away goal was crucial, the latter though claiming the ref was against United. Biggy looked confident going into Old Trafford. For me the result is waht counts and FORZA ROMA

CHELSEA 1 VALENCIA 1
As Tommy Smith with a "Y" says Valencia got a crucial road goal. Poor Mourinho. I mean how can the bAS#$d concentrate when rumors are flying that Guus will replace the man. But to concede that crucial away goal. Maybe Chelsea will lose the game on purpose so Mourinho doesnt have to come to Anfield again. Because if teh blues lose to Liverpool again, THE MAN WILL BE BELTED AND HATED. But with everything evenly poised lets see what happens.......

PSV VS LIVERPOOL
YOU WILL NEVER WALK ALONE

What a performance away from home. It seems more and more likely that the Jihad will move to a final between the Abus and the Ali's. Can you think of it. The biggest and most fiercest war and armys battling it out for Europes greatest prize. Benitez men deserved all the credit last night and Stevie G opened ith a POWER header. Thank you Benitez for note dropping Crouch last night and HOW WAS RISSE'S GOAL. Azee where was Jefferson Farfan. In Holland The Reds were emphatic and the passage to the Semi's is all but sealed and we await Chelsea again. What are the Kop owes analysis about last night

AC MILAN 2 BAYERN MUNICH 2
For an Italian team to concede after being up is quite difficult. Milan somehow seem to be lacking somewhere. But Bayern now have that two precious away goals and after beating Madrid the season is heading for a great Finale.

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

http://www.youtube.com/v/YDqn043XhQ8

MUGG OF THE WEEK & LEGEND THAT SHOOK THE BLOG

I know the Utd Owes will lambast me for this weeks choice of the Mugg of the Week. But I dunno.Firstly for the LEGEND THAT SHOOK THE BLOG.

Im just thinking, what did the number 16 symbolise at Old Trafford. To me from a ABU'S perspective it symbolised Intestinal Fortitude, Guts, Determination, giving it 300%,Never say die , Be a General in Midfield and Clash with other midfield hard man and,Focus on the task at hand and lead your men to the promised land. The Number 16 of Man Utd at the time was the true epitomy of a midfield hard man and an example of what a captain should be. Irish and gifted with a fiery temper that knows just one three letter word.!WIN!. I remember the clashes with Viera in particular, The mans fighting spirit on the pitch, He never died in the game and fought till the death and marshalled his troops like a general. He was as hard as you get, never stuck anyones s#$t and was afraid of no one. I often wondered if JUVE had him in Midfield

I remember watching the Utd DVD "Beyond the Promised Land". There was a scene where the managers vs the midfielders/defenders vs the strikers in Trivial Pursuit. Keane and his team werent winning. After a while Keane got up,Swore and cussed like a irishman and left the building saying F$#K This shi#4. Such was the mans spirit and will to win. I as a ABU would have Keane as my midfielder any time. And to think he cost Utd 2.7 million punds from Forest. Even the way he lambasted the Utd lities when they showed no heart. THis man was all heart. Roy Keane or Troy Mean definately is a LEGEND THAT SHOOK THE BLOG. Il leave you guys with Keanes words to the press . I got it from a nice Utd site. Biggy and the rest of the Utd Lads

www.unitedrant.co.uk. Check it out when you owes have time.

Sir Alex may have said nowt but once again Roy 'Little Fergie' Keane has laid into his team-mates following a poor result. Following Norwich's humiliating beating of United last Saturday Keano has felt the need to go to the press with his assessment of the Red's failings.
It's becoming an all too common event over the past few seasons. But he's right as usual and the players need to heed the advice or some all-too-comfortable 'stars' will be out on their ear this summer. And not before time. After Roy Keane's Rant this week there can be absolutely no doubt as to what Keane - and we suspect Fergie - are expecting from the players against Newcastle this weekends. 100% total commitment.

The great man sayeth:
"People are sick of excuses now. We are running out of them anyway. Results don't lie and the table doesn't lie. Our performance levels have not been good enough. Everyone at this club needs to look at themselves and ask whether they are giving 100 percent to the football club. I am not sure all the players can say they are. That is a crime in itself."

The manager provides everything for the players. Everything they want, they get. All they have to do is come into training every single day with the attitude of trying to help the team improve. It is not about individuals" says Keane.

"It is all right having a laugh in the dressing room but maybe there has been too much laughter. You can go too far the other way. What matters is what happens on the pitch. We have talented players at this club, that is obvious, but talent without work rate and pride is a waste of time. Every player should be fighting for their place at this club. Going back over the years, when we have been at the top of our game, players never took their places in the team or position at the club for granted. That is what made them really good players and what made us an outstanding team."

AND THEN WE MOVE ON TO THE MUGG OF THE WEEK. Why Mugg because everybody was talking about this oostard when he scored. No need for explanation and lawaro here. Read the post above. Then is this man fit to wear the number 16 shirt. He is a Bajya and for f$%king 18 million pounds BIGGY. YOU GET THAT . That means KEANE would have been worth 40 Million Quid.

Lamabast me you UTD owes. Im standing behind the Kop owes here. I assume they will come to my defense. So will the Abu's.

But MICHAEL CARRICK deserves to be the MUGG OF THE WEEK.. And Mclaren picks him for England. Save the Bulldog.........................