Monday, June 30, 2008

THE PROMISE OF THE EURO 2008 BALL



Well As I said.Swoosh0018 made a promise that they will return to the Crescent haven orphanage in Lenasia to drop of some Chocolates and a EURO 2008 Adidas matchball for the boys. As I always said the mission of the Swoosh0018 CHARITY FOUNDATION is to make and inch of a difference and by just putting that smile on a kids face is "Mission Accomplished". Here is a picture of a few girls that remained behind at the orphange due to the school holidays. We gave each of them a small box of chocolates branded in Swoosh colors and for teh girls roses made out of chocolates

Here I am on behalf of the Swoosh0018 Charity Foundation and presenting an official Euro 2008 Matchball to the young lads. Most of them were not there because during the holidays families from othere areas take them away, just to get a break from the orohanage.They were thrilled

The chocolate boxes and roses in the Swoosh colors of Pinka nd black that we would be giving to little kids

Ok, Now this is what I mean when I say that the Swoosh0018 Charity Foundation will do everything to put a smile ,even if it is for a moment on a little kids face. This young boy has featured before and is my litle cousin Mohamed Tamim. He has Cerebral Palsy. And he was overjoyed upon recieving a chocolate and a ball. I must say for me personally its the most awesome feeling in the world when I know that the foundation is growing and making crossroads. To see these kids smile, you realise the input and support from every person past and present that have contributed to our foundation and without their input it wouldnt be possible for us to make little kids dreams come true

Mohamed Tamim attends a school in Parktown that specifically caters for kids with these types of conditions. I have made the contact and we have recieved the green light to go ahead and execute OPERATION YUM YUM. This operation will entail giving kids like this Sweets and Candy hampers, chocolates etc....To put a smile on their faces and make them forget for that moment of the hardships and sadness

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EURO 2008 FINAL: GERMANY VS SPAIN

ALL HAIL EL NINO….

A mixed emotion can be defined as your mother in law driving off the cliff in your new BMW.. Same thing happened last night in Vienna.. Fernando Torres buried zee Germans.. A LFC player killed us.. Same thing as 4 years ago when Milan Baros buried zee Germans..The player is class.. Without doubt the number 1 striker in the world at present. I watched the game with Mo Cassim and Co at FTV in Cedar Square.. Swoosh this place is legendary.. We should consider it for future games.. Mo said before the game that if we loose, Lehmann will cause it..

And did he cause it. The MUGG ran out and I think called for the ball thus Lahm left it and El Nino punished. In Germany’s defence the fucken ITAL ref cost us with a crucial penalty decision. Capdevilla clearly handled the ball in the box. But bygones are bygones. We were outplayed and outclassed. Why take Lahm off and why start FRINGS. The man was dismal. He gave away crucial passes and was looking hopeless.. Podolski was phased out and El Kapitano or as Mo called him “ BAD LUCK BALLACK” was pathetic..

The man now lost in 6 consecutive finals. All in all he’s still a fighter and in a comment after the game said 2010 here I come. RESPECT to zee SKIPPER.. All in all we didn’t deserve it and Spain showed that consistency counts. The first team to win zee Euro without losing and having beat the Swedish, Russians (twice), Italians, Greece, and zee GERMANS they truly deserved it.. They beat the defending champs, world champs and the most consistent Euro nation.

Seth was in Vienna and hopefully will get some more pics..

Congrats to all you Spanish supporters.

TaKiLLa
We watched the game with a panel that included, Husain Mayet, Ebie Kop end, Firaz Jamaal, My bro and his swaar and the Toppie. And I was crossing live to the Bernabeau and Spanish headquarters where Riyad Loonat and the Spanish stronghold were based. Also I was conferencing with Seth who was in the stadium in Vienna
Killa Im sorry. ZK,Riyad Loonat and Irfaan Adam. Well Done. Its about time the Spanish did something. And well anyone that beats ITALY deserves to win the Crown. But the Spanish on the day were rampant. Tores was exellent on the night and so too was Marcos Senna.snuffing out the German Midfielder
This German defense barring Philip Lham was touted as the worst German defense in decades. Cassilas hardly made a save all night
But what was Arogones thinking when he took of Fabregas, Silva and Tores. Thats balls let me tell you. Against the Germans. What if the Germans equalised and then what. Thats f#4ken balls
Anyways well done Spain and back to the transfer mill now where Im sure we will see some big transfers
This was Goal.coms player analysis
GERMANY
Lehmann: 8 – The single reason why the winning margin was not much greater. Superb save to prevent Metzelder from turning the ball into his own net, and made a number of other stops. Could do nothing on Torres’ goal.
Friedrich: 4 – Germany have had some brilliant full backs over the years - Paul Breitner, Berti Vogts, Hans-Peter Briegel, Andreas Brehme – the list goes on and on. To mention Friedrich among any of these names would be blasphemy.
Mertesacker: 4 – Germany have also had a plethora of world class centre backs – Franz Beckenbauer, Jurgen Kohler and Matthias Sammer to name just a few – Herr Mertesacker is not one of these. At fault when Torres hit the post, and terrorised all night by the Liverpool man.
Metzelder: 5 – Also struggled, as he has during the whole tournament. Not even that overgrown beard can disguise his deficiencies. Part of the worst German defence since the 1940s.
Lahm: 5 – The fourth and final member of the Marx Brothers. Bright going forward, but again struggled badly defensively, and he allowed Torres to get round the back of him for the goal. Substituted at half time.
Schweinsteiger: 6.5 – One of Germany’s best players, full of energy and running. Made some intelligent runs into the box, although his set pieces were very poor.
Frings: 6 – Started the game authoritatively but could not gain a foothold thereafter, and seemed to tire in the second half.
Hitzlsperger: 5 – An honest player, but he quite clearly lacks the quality at this level of football. Outclassed by the Spanish midfielders, and replaced on 57 minutes.
Podolski: 5.5 – Tried hard but never really got into the game. Has had an excellent tournament but tonight it just didn’t happen for him. Must be credited for his fair play when Silva put his head into his face.
Ballack: 6 – Was a doubt for the game, and never really looked fully fit. Went closest to finding a German goal when he shot just wide in the second half.
Klose: 6 – Excellent in the first 15 minutes, and could have scored early on, however he contributed little thereafter as Spain completely dominated.

Substitutes
Jansen: 5 –
Came on at half time for Lahm but did no better than his Bayern team-mate. Comically played Sergio Ramos onside when Lehmann pulled off a fine save at 0-1.
Kuranyi: 5.5 – Brought on to add some extra firepower to the attack, but caused no problems to the Spanish defence at all.
Gomez: 5.5 – Similar assessment to Kuranyi. The story of Gomez’s tournament.
SPAIN
Casillas - 7 Unflappable all night, dealing with everything that came his way. Did particularly well on crosses. Having said this, he did not have a save of note to make.
Sergio Ramos - 6.5 Started nervously, and made a horrendous error that could have gifted an early goal to Klose. However he improved greatly as the game wore on and perhaps should have scored to make it 2-0.
Marchena - 7 Was believed to be the Spanish weak link coming into Euro 2008 but in truth he has had a good tournament, and he did well again tonight.
Puyol - 6.5 Showed all of his leadership qualities once again, but not as impressive as he was against Italy and Russia, and made a couple of defensive errors.
Capdevila - 6 Caused some problems by Schweinsteiger during the first 20 minutes of the second half, but apart from this he had a generally sound game.
Iniesta – 8 Perhaps his best performance at the Euros. Caused the Germans problems all night with his jinking runs, and intelligent reverse passes. Outstanding.
Senna - 9 The exact player that Spain have been missing in recent years. Has carried out such a vital role in front of the back four all tournament and it was the same tonight. Tactically perfect. Player of the tournament?
Xavi - 9 Displayed all of his classy playmaking skills and ran the show in the middle of the park. The difference in technical quality between Xavi and the German midfielders was huge.
Silva – 7.5 Has been one of the best young players at the Euros, and once again displayed all of his raw talent tonight. Switched from right to left and caused both German full backs all sorts of problems. Could have been red carded though after his altercation with Podolski.
Fabregas - 6 Contributed to the team effort but it never really happened for Fabregas tonight. Was overshadowed by his midfield peers.
Torres - 8 Led the line on his own superbly, and caused the shambolic German defence all kinds of headaches. Hit the post with a header, before scoring the goal that won Spain their first major trophy in 44 years.
Substitutes
Xabi Alonso – 7 Germany had a bright start to the second half, but Alonso steadied the ship after coming on and helped Spain regain their dominance.
Cazorla - 6.5 Did well after coming on, linking up nicely with Iniesta and Xavi.
Güiza – 6.5 Has impressed as a substitute against both Italy and Russia, and he again was lively tonight. Almost set-up Senna for what would have been a deserved second goal.

Friday, June 27, 2008

JOMA BEST OF THE BEST EURO 2008



1 butcherboys toba ademosu 59 269
2 Real Champions Riyad Loonat 64 267
3 FC Toby Irshad Latiff 52 262
4 shammy's Oranje shameer Bhika 64 259
5 Uncle Bhai Gora's XI Mohsin Seth 48 254
6 Goodfella's Muhammed Riaz Gani 52 251
7 The_Old_Lady zakariya akoojee 62 250
8 Swoosh's Azurri Nas Mayet 57 250
9 PORN STARS azhar moola 33 247
10 FC Ammarah Aadila Latiff 56 245

Thursday, June 26, 2008

BEST OF THE BEST TOUR DE FRANCE



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The French Grand Prix provided another Ferrari one-two with Toyota taking the other podium position. Ferrari are starting to pull away in the constructor's championship and Massa now leads the driver's championship by a slender two point margin. Lewis Hamilton had a weekend to forget and will be looking forward to the next race at Silverstone.

It was close at the podium but Killa and Ebi J share the points and Killa edges through by a Fin. Yusuf Ali was in third


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2. Ebrahim AhmedTeam Schumi 202 1115

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Shakes is still in the lead and I see the man thats really making his mark in Best of the Best Fanatasy, Riyaad Loonat is in second 24 points away. But watch out all you Muggs Ebie Kop end ,Our Shumi..is in 4th and climbing. I tip him to win this Competition


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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

EURO 2008 SEMI FINALS

SPAIN 3 RUSSIA 0

What a performance. I must admit that when the rain came pouring down, I thought the curse of Guus Hiddink beckons

The Spanish never gave the Russians and inch to breath, Exellent Spanish performance. The Russians could do nothing. From the get go they looked nervous. But nevertherless a dream final. The Germans vs Spain.
Spain have some great individual players. That lity Sergio Ramos is world Class, and so is Silva and who was a revelation was Cesc Fabragas.The boy is class.










Killer lost coverage out there in the Ivory Coast , so wel just take the article about last nights semi from Goal.com. Perhaps the Turks were given their own medicine. But credit to them, they took it to the Germans and played a grand brand of football.They will certainly go home with their heads held high.








Lahm's Late Show Kloses The Door On Turkish Passage
Germany 3-2 Turkey They came, they saw, they very nearly conquered. An extremely fortuitous Germany are on the way to the Euro 2008 final after being pushed so close by Turkey. The Turks took a first half lead through Ugur Boral before a swift equaliser by Bastian Schweinsteiger. Late drama ensued as Miroslav Klose and Semih Senturk swapped goals, before Phillip Lahm popped up with the winner.

Heartbreak for Turkey after being punished at the death by Germany and Phillip Lahm. Substandard for the majority of the encounter, the Germans clinched victory with what was very nearly the last kick of the game.
Phillip Lahm drove from deep and played a one-two with Thomas Hitzlsperger. The midfielder’s filter pass found the full back inside the Turkish area, and he finished with composure beyond the circumstance of the tie, high inside the near post.
Semih Senturk, dubbed ‘the lifeguard’ at Fenerbahce for his rescue missions, almost took the Turks to extra-time with a clever near-post finish following a low Sabri cross five minutes previous.
Turkey had taken a lead mid-way through the first half, a period in which they dominated. Ugur Boral bundled home after Colin Kazim Richard’s hooked volley crashed against the bar but Germany were on level terms within minutes.
A sweeping break down the left saw Lukas Podolski cross low for Bastian Schweinsteiger to finish with a deft touch. The Germans scarcely deserved their parity but were to go ahead as the world lost its television pictures.
A cross from the left saw Rustu inexplicably charge from his goal and attempt to challenge Miroslav Klose on the penalty spot with eleven minutes to go. The Bayern forward, ineffective before and after his vital contribution, eyed only the ball to nod into an ultimately empty net.
Turkey rallied but came up short. A result that neither side deserved sees the Turks head for home with their heads held high. Typical German resilience wins out as they make plans for the final, but only by the skins of their teeth.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

JOMA BEST OF THE BEST EURO 2008

QUARTER FINALS are done.And Azee is still the leader. its gonna be close. Basically you have to make a call I guess. Pick your winners and go for it. The skipper will be the key. Will Azee handle the pressure or will he choke. Like Spain he has been destined for big things but has never delivered. This could be his year. Toby is up there, so too Butcher Boys. The runner up of teh Premier League Mohsin Seth is there and we can never write off our AFCON Winner, Riyad Loonat. All to play for. Afew dark horses in the TOP ten like MR Gani, Shameer Bhika. Lets see who has teh bottle for it. im gonna make a push for it. I find myself in teh Top 10. Do I go Russia or Spain.....That is the question

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2 butcherboys toba ademosu 43 210
3 FC Toby Irshad Latiff 41 210
4 Uncle Bhai Gora's XI Mohsin Seth 45 206 5 Real Champions
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6 Goodfella's Muhammed Riaz Gani 48 199
7 shammy's Oranje shameer Bhika 54 195
8 Swoosh's Azurri Nas Mayet 44 193
9 No Kaka zubair kaka 49 193
10 FC Ammarah Aadila Latiff 51 189

Monday, June 23, 2008

SUPER TUESDAYS-BIG SPORTING MONTH

Its Super Tuesday again. With a break and the first semi final we thought wel put up the EURO 2008 WAG X11. Now obviously while the footie is going on , the WAGS were in Austria & Switzrland , shopping and well cheering for their men,
We also have given Uncle Bai Gora a column on Supertuedays and lets read what he has to say regarding the Bafana Bafana.

EURO 2008 WAG X11



1. Keeper:Alena Seredova (Buffon, Italy)


2. Defender:Adelina Elisei (Chivu, Romania)

3. Defender:Rosaria Cannavò (Panucci, Italy)


4. Defender:Valentina Zambrotta (Zambrotta, Italy)


5. Defender:Nani Gaitan (Ramos, Spain)



6. Midfielder:Noémie Lenoir (Makélélé, France)



7. Midfielder:Oksana Andersson (Wilhelmsson, Sweden)


8. Midfielder:Anine Bing (Svensson, Sweden)


9. Midfielder:Nereida Gallardo (Ronaldo, Portugal)


10. Striker:Belen Rodriguez (Borriello, Italy)




11. Striker:Sylvie van der Vaart (van der Vaart, Netherlands)


DONT CLOSE THE DARWAJOH (DOOR)
with Uncle Bai Gora

Swoosh0018.com: UBG. Ur thoughts on Bafanas draw with Sierra Leone
UBG: vho is Sierra Leone. Only Sierra I know is de car Sierra dat de owes drive in Durban, Ohkay...no jokes. dats vy i say, give me de job...somoene telling Santana vat to do. Its ridiculous

Swoosh0018: What do you think of Santanas results. 2 losses, a draw, one win. Many are blaming him.Is this fair?
UBG: Is deh anything dats ever fair in SA football. Ve let Queros, Troussier, Baxter go. Dey didnt give me de job. Vatch....Jomo will take over two veeks to go for vorld cup. Remember me

Swoosh0018: What is the problem. Are our guys treated too softly, Is it Santana, Are we just making Santana rich. Im tired of this situation. Is there hope Uncle Bai Gora?
UBG: Hope. vat de f#4k are you talking about Hope. You vant to know hope, Go see Perreira bathing in money at his place. Den youl see Hope

Swoosh0018.com: Sierra Leone played with 10 men behind the ball and barely bothered to attack. "Only one team tried to win this game," said Santana. "Only one team tried to score."
What do you make of this statement?
UBG: You must vin ur home games. As I said before ve are lacking in every department, mental and physical

Swoosh0018. Will we qualify Uncle Bai Gora?
UBG: Let me tell u a story lity. Ven I collected my pension in Parlock years ago, I vas valking.I met did aunty Sureshni. She vas nice.had very nice lungs and i vas swayed into taking her for lunch coz i had macha. Ay did aunty vas ordering everyting at Fishmonger, Prawns, lobsters, calamari. I vas deh sweating. After dat she reckon she vant desert. Ay she vas ordering, Kisses, toffee pudding..blueberry cheese cake, blackberry cheescake, I VAS JUST looking. Next thing she reckon I vant ssomething to vash did down wid Bai Gora. You vat i told her. Vy dont you drink the f34ken Umshloti RIver man.You f34ken draining me here.
Same thing Il tell you lity..You f34ken draining me here. Tell dem to f#4king get Guus Hiddink

Swoosh0018:Lol. LASTLY who you think will win Euro 2008?
UBG: As you alvays say, The curse and Bimari of Guus Hiddink. Russia vill vin. Becoz Guus is like me. Only he gets de chances to coach unlike me. Oh and I vant to go to Grand after to celebrate. As you alvays say..It vill be sublime
So SAFA, iF YOU NOT GIVE ME A CHANCE, I VANT GUus FOR OUR COUNTRY

SUPER TUESDAY DEVELOPMENTS FOR THE FUTURE
Ok for reading pleasure we have secured a GOLFING Column. Now Golf is the second sport for many proffessional sportsman and many of our lads are into it at the moment. Its virtually signed and sealed.
I must admit I tried it once . F43ken walked around and just couldnt hack it. Went to the driving range and struck a few balls.
Anyways Golfing by Gary Rameh (Gary "Player") will make its debut soon.

We also in process of securing a rugby column. Working on it by a lad who plays Rugby and he is Indian believe it or not.

The rest will be the same.......
So we looking forward to another BUMPER SEASON

Also anyone that has "BEEN THERE ,SONE THAT, met the greats, been to the great stadiums, email ur pics to swoosh0018@gmail.com

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Myself and Mo Cassim met Steven Pienaar today. Awesome lad, We chatted about Everton and Stevens experience in the Premiership. We asked him about Christiano Ronaldo, Anfield, OT and alot of questions. And even Bafana. We then told him Good Luck Stevie....We are the Liverpool Merseyside boys and not Everton Lol. But great to meet the lad

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Sunday, June 22, 2008

FORZA AZURRI-ON PENALTIES WE LEAVE VIENNA




Vienna-Nirvana Drive, Lenasia

The mood in the Azurri camp was sombre, When I say Azurri Camp, my family is all Azurri, except for my father who was supporting the Dutch. It was a good atmosphere at home. As I said I need to watch the Italian games at home. Trust me I need to. I was joined by Ebie Kop End, The Toppie, rest of the family was watching in teh other lounge, Uncles Aziz and Ebie Loonat, Totti & his swaar Zaheer Moosa, and Mamoo

Firstly Id like to say Congrats to a buddy that got engaged this weekend. I couldnt make it but he is a Hazrat.I wish him well and another member bites the dust.........and so did the Azurri

Now look before I sum up my post and make excuses, We were terrible.Spain are deserved winners and Congrats to Ike Cassillas, It was his night and he proved his worth and status as the best keeper in the World AFTER Buffon, with two scintillating saves from Camoronesi who I dont know why Donadoni picks him, and De Natali's header.
Also congrats to Riyad Loonat, ZK, and Irfaan Adam....Go to the semis in peace but I WARN YOU THAT THE CURSE OF GUUS HIDDINK awaits you in the form of Russia.

Now to Donadoni. now before you start pasting me about Del Piero, I honestly thought that Donadoni would have made the attacking sub at the start of extra time. Why Wait. I mean even if Spain were a goal to the good ,We had to attack....Fuck he brings on Del with about 8 minutes to go. Del Piero would have been perfect in link up play.Instead we lacked substance, creativity and to be honest the game was boring and purely tactical. He waited too long for the CHANGE

Donadoni then explained the reason behind Alessandro Del Piero's introduction during extra time: "I could have put him in earlier, but [Daniele] De Rossi had a knock, so I could have ended up with ten men. Daniele remained on the pitch stoically until the end and everyone fought so hard.

As for the penalties, no qualms about that...De Rossi is a good penalty taker and so is De Natale. It happens. Del was scheduled to kick at 5. I was f#4ken nervous in the shoot out.Didnt know what to say or think. Ebie KOP end had to you tube me in my sad state. Overall though Casillas deserved the amn of teh match award and For Italy i thought Young Chielieni was exellent....But so it goes...LETS hope Spain dont choke and I want to see a Germany vs Spain Final

Thats all I can say for now
But Forza Azurri and Arivadece Donadoni.
I hope at least...see you in SA next year

I am absolutely gutted. The pain, shock and horror as only set in now.

All Azurri Fans I want to open up a point of discussion on the blog.
Luca Toni. Is he a great striker. Was he just purely attrocious as goal.com says.
Im interested for Feedback. Mo Cassim and Mohamed Riaz Ghani and Ebie Kop End...I want to hear ur views
THE CURSE OF GUUS HIDDINK
Lets not forget the Dutch defeat on Saturday Night. Russia are playing a level of football second to none. That Ashavin lity is class and phenominal. But Russia hit the Dutch hard and once agin Vienna will not be Orange because the Dutch fail again. What is it with these f#4ken Coaches. Can someone answer me Why was Robben on the Bench. Look in simple terms THE DUTCH had no answer. Seth because you have not sent in your posts, we await your response
THE COMEBACK KINGS
Turkey vs Croatia. I felt for Slavin Bilic. Only Man Utd can pull of a Turkey in the modern era. Rustu Turned from Villain to Hero and he didnt even have that markings under his eyes. But I think the Germans will reign supreme. Germany vs Spain Final, or could Russia very well Pull a Greece

Friday, June 20, 2008

QUARTER FINALS







AND ZEE GERMANS GO MARCHING ON !!!!

With Joachim Low summoned to the stands in his executive box and injury to Frings, Fritz and Jansen, we saw 3 changes.. And the one that made the difference for me was the dropping of MARIO GOMEZ.. That oke is lost in this tournament and maybe dropping him was a good thing not only for zee Germans but for him also.. The matchups were set.. Lahm vs Ronaldo.. Ballack vs Deco.. Schwein vs Ferreira.. Pepe vs Klose.. Gomes vs Metzelder..

ZEE Pre-tournament favourites stamped their authority last night with a convincing 3-2 victory over the Portuguese..The Pora’s started brightly but it was zee power run of Podolski down the left that set up the Schwein for zee opener.. Then a training ground free-kick 4 minutes later put us 2 up.. No big tournament will be complete without a goal from MIROSLAV KLOSE..

I sms’d someone that zee SKIPPER will net one and 2 minutes later it was the Pora skipper that netted it.. Nuno Gomes.. (My ex was head over heels for this oke).. And in the second half another text book free-kick and it was ZEE KAPITANO himself that sealed the game and setup a relishing semi with either TURKEY or CROATIA..

Postiga scored a late 2nd but to no avail. The MUGG Ronaldo can no f*&% off to Madrid early and Scolari can start training Chelski from tomoro. Plus 3 of the 4 Pora defenders are Chelski players.. And not one picked up Ballack for the 3rd.. The man that came big on zee night was none other than the villain against Croatia,. BASTAIN SCHWEISNSTEIGER.. 2 assists and a goal.. Bet none of you’s had in your fantasy team..

Now it’s the business end of the competition.. And its when the good teams get separated from ZEE BEST teams.. Poras are good.. Germans are great.. And on that note and to fulfil a personal grudge.. Spain are good but zee ITAL’s are great..

FINAL PREDICTION – GER vs ITA

TaKiLLa



PORTUGAL 2 GERMANY 3

Share your views lads. Killas article will be added on.
A few PIM chics were Portuguese supporters and they were gutted. They said "Whats new ,Once again the Portuguese fail to deliver on the Big Stage. So much talent...........

The Germans are the Germans. They had three chances and they took. Then they soaked it up and I cant understand Portugal. They were trying so many long range shots.They had the quality wingers yet they rarely tried to execute perfect crosses in the second half. The Joa Moutinho and Pepe misses were crucial and you gotta punish the Germans. Miss those against the Germans and Well...............

Two things. No 1. If I come everyday to your house and you give me samoosas an Bajyas and you tell me come watch the game. Then on the quarter final you tell me, No you cant watch and theres no Samoosas. Thats SABC. How the f#4k you show the group games and YOU CANT show the Quarter Finals. Why give us meetai (indian delicacy for special occassions) when you cant provide it at the engagement.You get my point.

Then Ronaldo. Once again the Kop Owes will agree that ON THE BIG OCCASION he has failed.
And the Diving.......OOOOOOOOOH OOOH. The one he gets clipped on the right ankle. he falls,looks around...squirms in pain and clutches the other ankle.

I was disappointed with Portugal. They were looking so good. But the Germans were solid at the back. Il wait for Killas article, I still think Croatia and Turkey can hit the Germans.

Lets wait and See, And the lity will surely now make a PUBLIC STATEMENT THAT HE IS JOINING MADRID

Thursday, June 19, 2008

SWOOSH'ING IT UP AT THE JISWA SCHOOL

Swoosh0018.com gave a chunk of money to the JISWA SCHOOL in Lenz for their Sportsday. the Jiswa School has children with mental and physical disabilities, as well as kids with Down Syndrome

I recieved an email from someone the other day and I found it Interesting
Two Choices---------------

What would you do? You make the choice. Don't look for a punch line,there isn't one. Read it anyway.

My question is: Would you have made the same choice?
At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:

'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do.He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?'The audience was stilled by the query.The father continued. 'I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.

'Then he told the following story:Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, 'Do you think they'll let me play?'Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging andsome confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play.

The boy looked around for guidance and said, 'We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning.'Shay struggled over to the team's bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. His Father watched with a small tear in his eye and warmth in his heart.
The boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted.In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three. In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way,he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field,grinning from ear to ear as his father waved to him from the stands. In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again.

Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least make contact.

The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed.The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.The game would now be over. The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach of all team mates. Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, 'Shay, run to first! Run to first!' Never in his life had Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base. He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

Everyone yelled, 'Run to second, run to second!' Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball ... the smallest guy on their team who now had hisfirst chance to be the hero for his team. He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head. Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.

All were screaming, 'Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay'Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and shouted, 'Run to third! Shay, run to third!'As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, 'Shay, run home! Run home!' Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team.'That day', said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face,the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world'.Shay didn't make it to another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making his father so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!

AND NOW A LITTLE FOOTNOTE TO THIS STORY:
We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people hesitate. The crude, vulgar,and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often suppressed in our schools and workplaces.We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the 'natural order of things.

' So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice: Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we pass up those opportunities and leave the world a little bit colder in the process?A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them.

And this is why I thank evryone that was present on the 2nd of December 2008 for the Swoosh0018 Charity Fun Day ,its because of this day that we were able to make some kids smile a bit more and make their sports Day FUN and perhaps give them that feeling, that feeling that we experience everyday, yet for us it just a mundane routine....But for some its something more...its something great , and by givng them something to Smile alot more or just a little more....That people is ecstasy
Naseem" Swoosh" Mayet


Our Swoos'hing it collection points have been established The Collection points have been set up at Adega Fordsburg in JHB& MTN LENASIA FREEWAY CELLULAR AT TRADE ROUTE MALL and We Swooshing it up in Brits.

If anyone else wants to set up collection points in their respective areas you more than welcome.Once you have enough just email me or call me
082 5810735 ,swoosh0018@gmail.com

Also Email me ur collection pont details and we will advertise it on Swoosh0018.com
Im happy to say that since we began Swooshing it up, clothes Toys etc have been coming in.Thank you to the Saloojee(Vahzerz) Family, Aniesa Ali and Mahmood Wadee for their latest contributions.Lets Make a DifferenceNaseem "Swoosh" Mayet

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JOMA BEST OF THE BEST EURO 2008


The group stages are over and the front runners for the Best of the Best Euro 2008 are jostling for the title. We have a surprise reader in Azee Moolla. This tactician has always been destined for great things But is like Spain, he has never produced on the Big Stage. Maybe this is his chance. I am surprisingly in with a shout. Where is Seth,Ebie Jay,Herbly and the other contenders. Its make or brek time Now
1 PORN STARS azhar moola 49 174
2 FC Toby Irshad Latiff 43 169
3 butcherboys toba ademosu 20 167
4 Uncle Bhai Gora's XI Mohsin Seth 58 161
5 fc irinho irfaan adam 20 158
6 Real Champions Riyad Loonat 41 156
7 Goodfella's Muhammed Riaz Gani 61 151
8 Swoosh's Azurri Nas Mayet 42 149
9 Azzurri ziyaad mayet 44 147
10 Better than my Bro's Sumayya Seth 40 146

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Bafana are favourites for the 2010 World Cup. They have a history of beating foreigners on home soil-anonymous

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

FORZA AZURRI-NOW WE GOING ALL THE WAY








What a night, I watched the game alone at home in Lenz. Needed to be myself and needed to send the smokes.It was just my father, connection Aziz who was a Man Utd Fan and only eying Benzima. Obviously for me when Italy play the whole family are involved, sister,mother everyone.

I must admit I was really nervous.It would have killed me to see Italy go out if Romania Won. So I logged on to soccernet.com ,had the Holland gamecast going and when Toni spurned a glorious chance after three minutes I said f#4k. You gotta belt those.Via sms I was liasing with Mo Cassima, Zee Mayet and Mohamed Riza Ghani.

All eyes on the Romania Game..All eyes..

Then Ribery got injured...It was sad but great for our cause, The French Counters with Ribery were now gone. A great relief. I couldnt understand Domenech,playing a slower Abidal at Centre Back, and it showed,,,When he was shown the Door and Pirlo slotted home a great panalty...It was fate...........
How could we f#4k it up....against ten men. We were in control with Toni missing regularly. I still kept my eyes on the Gamecast....We went into the second half confident. But at times we played like we were ten men,soaking it up. We needed that second goal to ease our minds.

France could still equalise. Then The De Rossi free kick summed up Frances night.A wicked deflection of Ti Ti...The Dutch then scored and We wee but through

I often wondered What IF...........Romania pulled a Turkey
After that we were resolute and solid and the Dutch went two up and We were through again via the Back Door

I thought Del Piero would come on.Perfect scenario for him,But the Dons tactics were spot on.....
Great side he fielded....I was disappointed with the Camoronesi change............and it seems like Donadoni loves Ambrosini

But f34k the rest.What counts is that we are through. Spain .........yeah gonna be tough,Torres & Villa and we got no Pirlo and Gatusso...But wel worry bout that later

Time to have some Spanish paela and go head to head with Riyad Loonat and Irfaan Adam

For now its Forza Azurri

F#4k all those that wrote us off
NOT one sms from my opposition