Friday, November 28, 2008

THEORY OF THE WOMANS DATABASE


Ok, Now as we had an intense month of footie. Oh Shakes and Cisse...Did you see how Milan Stole against poor POMPEY last night. That Inzaghi needs to be arrested.THATS PURE THEFT lol

Anyways. A database. An information storage dump where information, valueable, redundant whatever is stored. Why is there a need for a database. Well so this information can be stored and retrieved whenever its required. And I mean Whenever.

But why is it that WOMAN ALWAYS AND I MEAN ALWAYS STORE INFORMATION AND PULL IT OUT WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.

This hypothesis can be clearly illustrated with a real life Scenario

For the whole week your girlfriend, wife is harping on seeing the new James Bond movie. Ay shes nagging and going on and telling you after that she has been craving Cinnabon and after the movie no matter what happens she wants to have lunch at Vila Mora and Cinnabons thereafter. So you say....Ok...Saturdays gonna be a busy day.

Then Saturday finally arrives and you pick your sweety up, Take a nice romantic drive, QUALITY TIME at its best. Then you get to the movies, Ay everything going superbly. You book the tickets, buying Popcorn......and storming the corner is your Ex that you dated like 12 years ago. A conversation ensures..... "Hi Swoosh! Its been ages.
Now your Perishaan thermometer goes up. You look in the corner and you get a nasty look. What do you do. You put up your defense....greet the ex and go back to your love.

Now this is the turning point in the THEORY, And get this. Your sweety says....
"HOW COULD YOU BE SO RUDE....YOU JUST IGNORED THE GIRL...AND remember this words ....I DONT MIND...I KNOW YOU LOVE ME...IM NOT JEALOUS.....REALLY I DONT MIND. You say..oh cool...NEXT THING ex putting salt on POPCORN

Why Fear, You have been passed fit to play. So you go make conversation. Catch up with Birds and Bees and takes all but ten minutes. Sweety walks past ans days in a c@3k tone. Im in the movie.D12 and 13...AND GO BUY YOUR POPCORN...I didnt know what flavour salt you want.

You say f#4k Ive been only having salt for the past 20 years. You go in the movie in a small state of perishaans. Your SWEETY says....Im watching the Movie. No interfering ,faffing .Eat your Popcorn. Anyways the movie comes out and you lissing for that Villa mora and Cinnabon.

The gf says.You know what Im actually feeling bloated after the Movie ,lets just go Home. You like What the F#4k. For one whole week you have been making my balls heavy for Cinnabon...and now you dont want.

You think in your mind. But she said I must speak to my ex. She shouted me for NOT SPEAKING to my EX.

Anyways you miffed, you go home.drop her off. Sunday is a new day..takes her a week to come around

THEN ,The theory kicks in. Six months and Zamanas later, her family is having a braai. She tells you to report for duty at 6.30. You watching the Ball. You pull up there at 7.30. And shes pi$$ed.

Next thing she has no ammunition....She reaches into the Database and pulls out the file that happened...ten years ago in the movies when you went to watch James Bond

She said But when you spoke to you ex at the movies. I just waited there...and you ignored me totally for 2 hours. You made me buy the popcorn and all you were interested in was your EX.

aND YOU SY BUT YOU F#4KEN TOLD ME TO SPEAK TO HER....

AND THATS THE theory of the womans database
A storage dump that can never be underestimated and undermined. They have this database, they can pul it out at any time. And unlike modern databases they cannot be erased, they are 1 000 000 mega gigs with of space.....

Question, How do we understand them. Answer. We cannot.They were created from the Crooked Rib

Thursday, November 27, 2008

DEBZ CUP ROUND OF SIXTEEN

It was decided that we going to go right through with the Debonairs Cup

So this week is the 4th Round and here is the draw

1. FLY F.C Farid Saloojee vs Wanna Beeeeeez Yusuf Mayet 51
2.Zunaid Patel naughty Boys vs Swoosh0018 FC Naseem Mayet
3.Yusuf The Jozie Maiter. Kings x11 vs Azurri Boys. Shaheer Laher
4. .I'm better than UBG! Mohsin Seth vs ANZO STARS ANEES MAYET
5. FC HAZRATS yusuf rasool vs Gunned Down . Faaiz Oz
6. 17 ZamRam Faiyaz Mayet vs FC Toby Irshad Latiff
7. Shahid Osmany Adega vs Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia
8. Kop End Ebrahim Ahmed vs Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail

QUALIFYING



WOZA SA 2010 WOZA
FIFA 2010 NEWS:
QUALIFYING


For every FIFA World Cup Every one of the 32 Nations that participating has to qualify with the exception of the hosts. Therefore the only nation that has qualified currently is South Africa. Qualifying for the 2010 World Cup is broken down into the 6 Confederations.

HOST NATION (SOUTH AFRICA, 1 Position)

SOUTH AMERICA (10 Nations, 4 Positions + 1 Playoff with North America)
Country Played Points
Paraguay 10 23
Brazil 10 17
Argentina 10 16
Chile 10 16
Uruguay 10 13
Ecuador 10 12
Columbia 10 11
Venezuela 10 10
Bolivia 10 9
Peru 10 7

The top 4 nations qualify for the FIFA World Cup and the nation finishing 5th goes into a playoff with the 4th team from North America.

NORTH & CENTRAL AMERICA (35 Nations, 3 Positions + 1 Playoff with South America)
Final Qualifying Round


Top 3 automatically qualify for FIFA 2010 World Cup and 4th Place play South America 5th place in a playoff for qualification.
Country
USA
Costa Rica
El Salvador
Mexico
Honduras
Trinidad & Tobago

ASIA (43 Nations, 4 Positions + 1 Playoff with Oceania)
Final Qualifying Round


2 Groups of 5 where the 2 Winners and 2 Runners Up of each group qualify for the World Cup. The 2 third placed nations play each other in a home & away playoff with the winner playing a further playoff with the winner of the Oceania (New Zealand) to qualify for the World Cup.

Group 1 Played Points
Australia 3 9
Japan 3 7
Qatar 4 4
Bahrain 3 1
Uzbekistan 3 1

Group 2 Played Points
Korea Republic 3 7
Iran 3 5
Korea DPR 3 4
Saudi Arabia 3 4
UAE 4 1

OCEANIA (11 Nations. 1 Playoff Position with Asia)
Final Qualifying Round


The winner qualifies for a playoff with Asia’s 5th team.

Country Played Points
New Zealand 6 15
New Caledonia 6 8
Fiji 6 7
Vanuatu 6 4

New Zealand qualify for a playoff with Asia’s 5th team.

EUROPE (53 Nations, 13 Positions)
There are 53 participants in this confederation vying for 13 FIFA World Cup Positions. The teams are separated into 9 Groups (8 Groups of 6 and 1 Group of 5) where each of the Group Winners Automatically qualify for the World Cup. The Best 8 out of the 9 Runner Ups will have a home and away knockout playoff for the remaining 4 positions.

Group 1 Played Points
Denmark 3 7
Sweden 3 5
Portugal 3 4
Hungary 3 4
Albania 3 4
Malta 3 0

Group 2 Played Points
Greece 3 9
Israel 3 7
Switzerland 3 4
Latvia 3 3
Luxembourg 3 3
Moldova 3 0

Group 3 Played Points
Slovakia 4 9
Poland 4 7
Slovenia 4 7
Czech Republic 4 7
Northern Ireland 4 4
San Marino 4 0

Group 4 Played Points
Germany 3 7
Wales 3 6
Finland 2 4
Russia 2 3
Azerbaijan 3 1
Liechtenstein 3 1

Group 5 Played Points
Spain 3 9
Belgium 3 7
Turkey 3 7
Bosnia 3 3
Armenia 3 0
Estonia 3 0

Group 6 Played Points
England 3 9
Ukraine 3 7
Croatia 3 4
Belarus 2 3
Kazakhstan 4 3
Andorra 3 0

Group 7 Played Points
Serbia 3 6
Lithuania 3 6
Austria 3 4
France 3 4
Romania 3 4
Faroe Islands 3 1

Group 8 Played Points
Italy 3 7
Ireland 2 4
Bulgaria 2 2
Montenegro 2 2
Cyprus 2 1
Georgia 3 1

Group 9 Played Points
Netherlands 2 6
Scotland 3 4
Macedonia 2 3
Norway 2 2
Iceland 3 1

AFRICA (53 Nations, 5 Positions)
Final Qualifying Round

5 Groups of 4 in a double qualification for both World Cup 2010 and Nations Cup 2010 to be held in Angola. With both Angola and South Africa not qualifying for this Final Phase, the qualification is straight forward. Each group winner qualifies for the 2010 World Cup and the top 3 of each group qualify for the CAF Nations cup.

Group A
Cameroon
Morocco
Togo
Gabon

Group B
Nigeria
Tunisia
Kenya
Mozambique

Group C
Egypt
Algeria
Zambia
Rwanda

Group D
Ghana
Mali
Sudan
Benin

Group E
Ivory Coast
Guinea
Burkina Faso
Malawi

Swoosh0018’s WOZA 2010 Post is looking for writers to follow up on qualifying news for this section of the post. Anybody interested please send Swoosh an email at swoosh0018@gmail.com

Galactico

SHAKES MEETS THE LEGENDS

At the recent Soccer Festival in the Sandton Square Shakes met up with some Legends


Shakes & Bryan Robson


Shakes and Josta Dladla



Must have been class....with Milan Legend George Weah


Shakes and Lee Sharpe

If anyone else has Been there Done that...email your pics to swoosh0018@gmail.com

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

BEST OF THE BEST 20/20 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE


League name: BEST OF THE BEST

League code: 18277289775787


You can invite your friends to join by simply entering their email addresses on your league page, or you can forward this email with your league details.Once they have registered they can join your league by entering the league code above.For new players to register, simply visit http://www.ultimatedreamteams.co.za/twenty20


The Rules are the same. Entries free. We await a sponsor.Anyone that wants to sponsor a trophy please contact me

FORZA JUVE

Stevie G, You beauty. Once again our Captain Fantastic has put us through in a competion that is Liverpools forte. Lets be honest, Liverpool have enjoyed great success in Europe. A win against Marseille now puts us clean through to fight it out with Atletico Madrid

Chelsea find themselves needing to pull a result in the last gameweek. Fat Frank saw red as Scolari doesnt seem to have Europe figured out yet.

Good wins for Barcelona and a geat result for Pananthiakos. They pulled of a blinder against Inter to split the group wide open

For some of the Big Guns it was just making sure that they qualify. Juve travelled away to Zenith in the group of death. No one expected us to pull results against Real Madrid, 6 points in fact. Juve managed the point that was enough to see them qualify. But what a campaign thus far by Alex Del Piero, rolling back the years. A one man show twice against Madrid.
Strangely enough it was another man, Raul who rolled back the years yesterday by scoring the goal that sends Madrid through. So two big guns through to the round of 16 already.





As for the MANCS they and Villareal...will fight it out for top spot. I was right when I say that the MANCS are squealers, always hastling the referees, and squealing and squealing. They used to do this from the Dennis Irwin era. Leav ethe referee alone. As for the Rooney Dive, well his a a MANC. More importnatly though both of them qualified

The new Arsenal needed a late Nicholas Bendtner goal and under Fabregas saw themselves through to the knockout stages.

Tonight it goes down against Marseille. We must not stress ourselves and qualify tonight

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

GAMEWEEEK 14

This man Fly FC Faried Saloojee is flying. The man hit 70 points in what was a drab gameweek for all. Well done Vahzerz. Mo Moten is still in second...Azhar Moola has lived up to his potential that was expected of him and is in 3rd. Hazrat, Pops, Ebie Kop end , Mohsin Seth all still reamin in the TOP TEN

1.FLY F.C Farid Saloojee 70 789
2. woolwich14 mohammed motan 42 744
3. PORN STARS Azhar Mohamed Moola 44 733
4 kalgats akiel asvat 53 730
5 F C HAZRATS yusuf rasool 52 726
6 Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 54 718
7 Leyton Orient zubair kaka 49 713
8 I'm better than UBG! Mohsin Seth 42 713
9 Kop End Ebrahim Ahmed 56 711
10 Real Champions Riyad Loonat 54 703

DEBONAIRS CUP (our version of Carling Cup)

The Debz Cup is full of upsets. Big Guns have bit the dust. I have dumped out Yusuf Seth, Maybe hel say its just Carling Cup and hes out for Big Things. But Big Top ten Casulaties. Mo Moten, Ridz, Azee, Zubz Kaka,Riyad Loonat dumped out in a bruising Derby and Izzet challenge against his cousin Shaheer. Husein Mayet is also history.


1
FLY F.C Farid Saloojee 70 vs 32 Jomos Boys.Yusuf Saloojee 38
2.woolwich14 mohammed motan 42 vs 24 Zunaid Patel naughty Boys 54
3.PORN STARSAzhar Mohamed Moola 44 vs 25 Gunned Down . Faaiz Oz 69
4.I'm better than UBG! Mohsin Seth 42 vs 26 Akthars. Zaheer Mayet 37
5.Wanna Beeeeeez Yusuf Mayet 51 vs 27 Sulimans 11. Suliman Asvat 41
6.Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 54 vs 28 Swaar FC Yousuf Kadwa 46
7.kalgats akiel asvat 53 vs 29 Shahid Osmany Adega 11 53
8.ridsz fc ridwaan Mayet 39 vs 30. Yusuf The Jozie Maiter. Kings x11 52

9. Real Champions Riyad Loonat 54 vs 31 Azurri Boys. Shaheer Laher 68
10. FAT FRANKS XI Yusuf Seth 33 vs 26 Swoosh0018 FC Naseem Mayet 51
11 ANZO STARS ANEES MAYET 58 vs 27 THE CHAMPION SETH Junaid Seth 48
12. FC HAZRATS yusuf rasool 52 vs 28 Dangerous Darkies Mohammad Afzal Mahomed 33
13. Leyton Orient zubair kaka 49 vs 29 FC Toby Irshad Latiff 52
14Kop End Ebrahim Ahmed 56 vs 30 Red Tide Ary Moosa 42
15 Captain Caveman Sir Ish Loonat 44 vs 31 Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia 45
16 HUFC Hoosain Mayet 36 vs 32 17 ZamRam Faiyaz Mayet 46

CONFEDS CUP DRAW



How important is the confedrations cup to Bafana Bafana and to the nation?

It was the draw Bafana Bafana fans dreamed of. South African national coach Joel Santana was all smiles when Bafana were paired in Group A with European champions Spain, Iraq and New Zealand when the draw for the Fifa Confederations Cup was made in Johannesburg on Saturday night.
World champions Italy, Brazil, Egypt and the United States are in Group B which is by far the tougher of the two groups.
The tournament is used by world controlling body Fifa as a dress rehearsal for the 2010 World Cup finals which will be held in South Africa for the first time. Italy qualified as world champion. The other six countries are all reigning continental champions and the tournament is the biggest soccer event to be staged in South Africa.
Bafana qualified automatically as hosts and Santana could not have asked for a better platform to make sure his much improved side gets to the semifinals.
The two top teams in each group qualify for the semifinals.
"Luck does help but it does not mean we will win the cup but we are lucky with the draw and it will show how much progress we have made," said Santana.
He said that the squad had shown a big improvement and that he and his technical team had won the trust of the players and fans. "We will show how competitive we can be."
Santana said he expected the support of the public and believed that the country would rally around Bafana. "I fully believe that the whole of South Africa is behind Bafana and are fully committed as are the players to the Confederations Cup and World Cup."
He stated he was optimistic about Bafana's chances: "We realise we are up against teams who are all champions in their own regions and it will not be easy but we will be well prepared. We start preparing in the New Year. I have 80 percent of the players finalised for the tournament."
The Bafana coach again warned that Bafana could be the surprise team of the tournament; "I am very proud to be coach of Bafana and we are more than ready to spring a surprise or two."
Bafana kick-off the Confederations Cup against unknown little known Iraq who are ranked 75th in the world five places above Bafana at Ellis Park on June 14.
Spain and New Zealand meet in the other Group A match the Royal Bafokeng Stadium the same night.
Bafana then play New Zealand who are ranked 60th in the world at the Royal Bafokeng Stadium on June 17 at 8.30pm and finish their group stage against Spain who are currently ranked number one in the world at the Free State Stadium on June 20.
The seeded draw was televised live worldwide and conducted by Fifa secretary general Jerome Valcke. South Africa were seeded as the top seed Group A. The rules state that teams from the same continent cannot be in the same group.
"That means that Egypt cannot be in South Africa's group and Italy and Span cannot be in the same group," said Valke.
The New Zealand coach Frank van Huttum said: "We are not the strongest team in the world but we are competitive. All our players play in overseas leagues and we will keep the teams honest in our group."
www.supersport.co.za


Bafana are lucky. Easy group. If they dont qualify here then UNCLE BHAI GORA will be installed as manager as an emergency and with immdediate effect.


The other Group, Italy, Brazil, Usa,and Egypt...most of the games at Loftus will be a cracker.

I hope we get tickets as I cannot wait to stand and hear the Italian Anthem on home soil.


The Brazil and Italy game is going to be a belter. And I hope we get the Tickets


Confed Cup tickets now on sale

Tickets for the Fifa Confederations Cup South Africa 2009 are on sale worldwide from Sunday.
The tournament, which kicks off in South Africa in June 2009, will see Fifa Confederation champions New Zealand, Iraq and Spain join host nation South Africa in Group A, while the USA and New Zealand meet football giants Brazil and Italy in Group B.
Fans in South Africa and around the globe can purchase tickets online at Fifa.com from Sunday. In South Africa, fans also have the opportunity to apply for tickets at FNB branches throughout the country.
2010 Fifa World Cup Organising Committee chief executive officer Danny Jordaan called on South Africans to now go out and buy tickets.
“Nowhere else in the world can you watch matches of this calibre for R70. In Korea/Japan the cheapest tickets were $50, in Germany they were €35. I am expecting the people of the four host cities to be the first in line to take advantage of this wonderful opportunity.”


I apologise for the slow updates,but im reformatting my PC...Worm virus. Anyways I thought it was fitting to publish this poll on goal.com in light of last weeks debates


Goal.com Poll: Is Ronaldo A Big Game Flop?
Goal.com invites the readers to weigh in on Cristiano Ronaldo. Is last season's Premier League and Champions League marvel actually good enough for the big games?

He may have managed an incredible 42 competitive goals last season, yet somehow Cristiano Ronaldo has not convinced all football fans of his ability.Indeed, a common allegation is that he tends to disappear against the big teams, such as in Portugal's heavy defeat at the hands of Brazil last week.And with Villarreal gearing up to face Manchester United, none other than Marcos Senna has accused the youngster of being overrated. He said:"I think I over-rated his importance. When Cristiano does not score, his role is limited. Yes, he is fast, but countless step-overs are not necessarily productive."Is this a fair assessment? Does he really not play a part against the big teams?And in any case, even if Senna is right, there is a difference between having a limited role and being a big game flop. After all, he may not have done much in the Champions League final other than score the opening goal - but he still scored it.Still, what do you think? Is he a big-game flop or does he make the difference? Click here to vote and we'll look at the results on Tuesday.

LAUREN McCALL

This weeks Babe of the week is the stunning Lauren McCall from JHB. Lauren is also FHM MODELS TOP 100. To see more pics of Lauren
and PIMS exclusive interview with her click


Sunday, November 23, 2008

A DRAB FOOTBALLING WEEEKEND


A good weekend actually, Blue Monday today. Just dont know whats happening with time lol. Before you know it , Liverpool will win the league and I might be married lol. I just chilled this weeekend. Prepared for my nephew Raihan Mayet and his "Lightning McQueen Birthday Party" .Met all the chaps,,,had some Debonairs Cup banter and Fantasy League Banter. Its was hot and ice cold cokes and Boerewors Steers Pattys were going down.

Not much to talk on the football front, All draws by the big boys with the exception of Arsenal. One positive though was that the MANCS didnt get two extra points, courtesy of that Wayne Rooney miss.

Im not going into detail this weekend. Whats to say. I thought Liverpool will get a result at Anfield especially. But thats the goes.

Three things though I have to mention. One is the Wayne Rooney miss. Now this miss proves really costly in retrospect to Liverpool and Chelsea drawing. In context of this situation you have to bury these chances. I met many MANCS that were complaining about the Rooney miss. Butt misses are part of football. The current situation makes for an entertaing season especially with the Christmas, Boxing day matches coming up soon. Thats when the seasons are scripted

The second point is actually a question. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ARSENAL?
Is there politics in the camp. With Gallas coming clean in his autobiography and being stripped off his captaincy perhaps paving the way for big Political unrest at the Emirates. I mean Wenger is a toppie that controls his home. A spate of bad results. Please Arsenal Fans. What is happening

Lastly Juve lost against Inter. I hate Inter with the same passion I do the Mancs. And Juve dominated with possesion and we conceded SOFT late into the game. Suliman Montari was left unmarked and we were 1-0 down. Cesar kept out a brilliant Del Piero header at the death and Juve were denied. Juve are still third but to get one over Mourinho would have been Sublime.

Elsewhere in Serie A, Milan conceded a late penalty and drew 2-2. That opens the gap on the b@3tards Inter. Roma , Sampodoria and Napoli all won

In La liga, Barca drew and Madrid needed 3 important points which they got. News coming in there is that Sergio Ramos is touted as the replacement for Maldini
Also this weekend was the Confeds Cup draw. Italy Brazil, Egypt and USA. Thats a heavy draw. Bafana , New Zealand, Spain and Iraq in Group A. Bafana should make the Semi Final. They must. But more on the draw in Super Tuesday

Thursday, November 20, 2008

SA ARE WE READY!



WOZA SA 2010 WOZA
WORLD CUP PREVIEW
SOUTH AFRICA

ARE WE READY FOR 2010 ? ? ?
South Africa has designated 9 host cities for the 2010 World Cup.
We will be previewing each of the 9 cities in this post next year to see if South Africa is ready for the 2010 World Cup.
The 9 Host Cities are:
Polokwane
Rustenburg
Nelspruit
Bloemfontein
Port Elizabeth
Pretoria
Durban
Cape Town
Johannesburg
In this section of our WOZA 2010 Post Swoosh0018 needs a correspondent to capture events, photos, news & information with regards to the preparation of each of the above cities for the 2010 World Cup. We need first hand news for each of these cities.
You can leave Swoosh an email at swoosh0018@gmail.com with your input regarding the above cities.


CONFEDERATIONS CUP TICKETS FOR SALE

Applications of Tickets for the Confederations Cup in 2009 are now available on FIFA.com’s Website.
Go to the following link for more information.
http://www.fifa.com/confederationscup/organisation/ticketing/index.html
I believe that you can also apply for tickets at any FNB Branch as well.
Prices for South African Residents Category 4 are as follows:
Group Games – R70
Semi Final – R 140
Third Place Playoff – R 70
Final R 210
Category 1, 2 & 3 are not limited to South Africans and are more expensive.
If anyone is having difficulty send me an email at galactico786@gmail.com and I will try and help you.
SWOOSH0018’S FIFA WORLD CUP XI
With regards to last week’s WOZA 2010 Post I have received only 5 Votes for best World Cup Goalkeeper of all time.
Kindly review the post with regards to the Best World Cup Goalkeeper of all time on Swoosh’s Blog and send your vote along with the answer to the Trivia Question to galactico786@gmail.com


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INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES


BAFANA BAFANA VS CAMEROON

The Mandela Cup was nice to watch. Azee smsd me to lambast me as usual. But how was Teco Modise. Putting Bafana Bafana in the lead with a Belter. Then a second but Bafana in the lead.
Then immediately the Muggs like Azee and them smsd to say wheres your mouth. And typical they conceded two. You have to shore up a two goal lead. Its essential. Undertood it was a friendly and Cameroon were minus a few stars..like Eto but the game was fast paced in Rustenburg. SA eventually got the winner and Modise missed out on his hatrick. Our guys just cant kick penalties.

The celebrations were joyous and Santana was celebrating as if Bafana qualified for the African Nations Cup. Did we qualify for African Nations Cup Azee?

Its like a Salesman makes no Sales in the leather shop in the Plaza. Then he sells one scarf and carries on like he is a Salesman of the Month

And how was the Cameroon coach complaining in his interview. Lol. Poor man and we thought logistics and infrastructure was bad in SAFA
FRIENDLIES
What is it with Scot Carson. Another fluff up and the Germans levelled. Not gonna say much bout the game as it was a friendly. But good to see Jhon Terry wearing his heart on a sleeve.
Walcot is out till January so thats bad news for Arsenal
Lippi holds the Record for Italy for most victories as National Coach. Italy drew 1-1 in Athens where Luca Toni scored for them. Good debut for former Manc Guiseppe Rossi.
Good debut for Maradona who shuts Butcher Up again. He was qoted as saying that Butcher should not complain about the hand of god and focus more on how England won in 66, in a controversial manner.
And as for Portugal. What is wrong with the Portuguese. They got HAMMERED 6.Was Penaltino playing

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"The Financial situation is so bad that women are now marrying for Love"-anonymous

QUALIFYING ROUND .
DEBONAIRS (LENASIA CBD) CUP. our version of the Carling Cup

Weekend 15th November 2008

(24) Naughty Boys Zunaid Patel 53 vs Riyaad Dudz FC Zahed Dudhia 45

(25) Gunned Down Faaiz Loonat 59 vs ammaar's armada zain mayet 27

(26) Akhtars zaheer mayet 61 vs Raihans Boys Zaheer Moosa 60

(27) Miroslav's XI afzal mayet 58 vs suleiman's 11 suleiman asvat 80

(28). Goodfella's Muhammed Riaz Gani 56 vs Swaar FC Yousuf Kadwa 56
*result went to penalties. which captain scored the highest points
Berbotov 12 vs Anelka 24

(29) cape goalscores Mohammed Faeez Mayet 71 vs Adega II Muhammad Osmany 82

(30) The KIngs 11 Yusuf Maiter 86 vs Munawwar FC Mohammed Mayet 61

(31) Better Than My Bro'sSumayya Seth 77 vs azurri Boys Shaheer Laher 91

(32) Number 19 Muhammed Carim 51 vs Jomos Boys Yusuf Saloojee 74
ROUND 3. To be played next GAMEWEEK
1 FLY F.C Farid Saloojee vs 32 Jomos Boys.Yusuf Saloojee
2.woolwich14 mohammed motan vs 24 Zunaid Patel naughty Boys
3.PORN STARSAzhar Mohamed Moola vs 25 Gunned Down . Faaiz Oz
4.I'm better than UBG! Mohsin Seth vs 26 Akthars. Zaheer Mayet
5.Wanna Beeeeeez Yusuf Mayet vs 27 Sulimans 11. Suliman Asvat
6.Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail vs 28 Swaar FC Yousuf Kadwa
7.kalgats akiel asvat vs 29 Shahid Osmany Adega 11
8.ridsz fc ridwaan Mayet vs 30. Yusuf The Jozie Maiter. Kings x11
9. Real Champions Riyad Loonat vs 31 Azurri Boys. Shaheer Laher
10. FAT FRANKS XI Yusuf Seth vs 26 Swoosh0018 FC Naseem Mayet
11 ANZO STARS ANEES MAYET vs 27 THE CHAMPION SETH Junaid Seth
12. FC HAZRATS yusuf rasool vs 28 Dangerous Darkies Mohammad Afzal Mahomed
13. Leyton Orient zubair kaka vs 29 FC Toby Irshad Latiff
14Kop End Ebrahim Ahmed vs 30 Red Tide Ary Moosa
15 Captain Caveman Sir Ish Loonat vs 31 Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia
16 HUFC Hoosain Mayet vs 32 17 ZamRam Faiyaz Mayet
4TH ROUND. Teams will be entered into a HAT..and Drawn

Monday, November 17, 2008

MICHELLE PINHO

This weeks babe of the week is the gorgeous Michelle Pinho. Now Michelle is top 100 in the FHM Models 2009. So for more pictures of Michelle and the exclusive one on one by interview by PIM's Alex click here

SUPER TUESDAY ON SWOOSH0018





The above pics are sent in By Shakes on behalf of the MANCS in retaliation to Swoosh and ABR'S comments yesterday.
"Reading through the blog yesterday I see ABR was questioning Ronaldo's body language on the field. He's comments on the blog, "yeah he scored 2 free kicks, but something dont look right... all the Die Hard mancs are saying his body language isnt right... he looks down.... they saying the madrid offer messed him up...he is lacking the hunger he had last season????".....
Well here are pics of Ronaldo after scoring, and he certainly doesn't look like he's not enjoying himself. He's expression after the goals show the passion is still there. I somehow doubt ABR watches the matches, he just reads articles and comments on them. I would advise him to watch and make his opinions based on facts not media rumours.






Written by Kumar Sangakara
You cannot discuss West Indies batting in the modern era without bringing up the names of Sir Vivian Richards and Brian Lara. I grew up watching Richards murder bowling attacks, chewing his ever-present gum with a swagger and arrogance all his own.

West Indian cricket has been a journey of thrills, fun, amazing peaks and disappointing troughs. For a team shackled with the burden of a heroic past, impeded in its development by wrangling within its cricket board, Brian Charles Lara has stood out and stood tall as one of the greatest batsmen the world has seen.

To an observer who is not West Indian, the Caribbean attitude is a strange one. Where most of us show immense emotion when confronted with challenges, many West Indian players hardly seem to change expression - whether they have won or lost, scored a duck or a hundred. This relaxed, laidback attitude, which has unfairly drawn huge criticism for being unsuitable to the pursuit of relentless success as styled by the Australians, has, however, succeeded in producing some of the most versatile and complete cricketers to have ever played the game. And that is exactly what Brian is: versatile and complete.

Like all great batsmen he has scored runs in every corner of the cricketing world against all the best attacks. What sets Brian apart from the other greats is the manner and attitude in which he wields the willow. There is panache; there is flamboyance, unpredictability, periods of consistent brilliance, and inexplicable runs of bad form. Never one to have been praised as a true team man, he single-handedly shouldered the burden of carrying West Indies' batting through a decade.

I have been unfortunate enough as a Sri Lanka cricketer to have witnessed him at his best at close quarters. The West Indian tour to Sri Lanka in November 2001 was The Brian Lara Show. In just six innings he scored 688 runs at 114.66, with three hundreds and a fifty. He did so at a time when Muttiah Muralitharan and Chaminda Vaas were at their lethal best on Sri Lankan pitches that had bite, bounce, turn and reverse swing. Yet West Indies still lost 0-3.

Brian's technique and style are not orthodox. Though he starts with a beautifully balanced stance, he progresses into a flamboyant and outrageously high back-lift that would be a coaching book no-no. His initial movement seems to be a spilt step-jump that flings his body into the position required to play his shots. Although unorthodox, these two movements, coupled with a fantastic eye and even better hands, allow him to generate incredible bat speed and power at the moment of impact. His sometimes extravagant follow-through is the result of this bat speed. Many are the times when, though his feet are nowhere near the required position they should be in to play a shot, the correctness of his balance and head position frees his hands and allows them to catch up with the ball at the exact right moment.

He is also the most destructive player of spin I have seen. To my mind he is the only batsman to have effectively tamed the threat of Murali and dominated him and Shane Warne. Brian has all the cliché attributes of a great player of spin: a good eye, quick feet, the ability to read from the hand, and an attacking attitude, combined with the most solid of forward defences. But to my mind what truly sets him apart and makes him such a fine player of spin, better than the rest, is that he is not content to react to the bowler. He keeps challenging himself in the middle of an innings to exploit the one area of the field the bowler wants him to exploit. I have seen Murali turn the ball square across him, with no midwicket, enticing him to play against the turn, and I have seen Brian keep driving, flicking and sweeping into that one vacant spot. Doing it once or twice is comprehensible, but to watch him do it for an entire session, it made you raise your eyebrows in amazement and wonder.

His nemesis in international cricket for a long time was Glenn McGrath, whose success against Brian was based on his ability to exploit the angle of bowling around the wicket. When Glenn came around the wicket to Brian it was almost a given that he would edge to slip. This was a matter of hot debate in our dressing room: many are the times we have tried to replicate the strategy, many are the times I have watched other teams attempt to do so, both with no great continued success.

So the question remains: was it really the one technical chink in Brian's armour or was it McGrath's special ability? Murali, wanting an answer, in his own direct and engagingly blunt fashion asked Brian himself when we were having dinner together at Mahaweli Reach in Kandy once. "Brian," Murali said, "why are you getting out all the time to McGrath?" Brian's answer was: "Murali, I have to get out somehow, and if I get out to McGrath, so what, it does not bother me." He simply did not believe there was a problem.

This was a personality trait that helped make Brian so successful. The situation of a match did not seem to bother him - the pressure, the expectations, his form; it just didn¹t seem to prey on his mind. Brian played as if for the moment. Each ball a fresh start, each stroke unhindered by the immediate past. He always believed that his ability would triumph. It is a degree of self-awareness and self-confidence that is extremely hard to achieve.

The situation of a match did not seem to bother him - the pressure, the expectations, his form; it just didn¹t seem to prey on his mind. Brian played as if for the moment. Each ball a fresh start, each stroke unhindered by the immediate past

Maybe it was this, too, that undermined his effectiveness as a leader and allowed the perception to develop that he was not always a total team man. I cannot be sure this was the case, not having shared a dressing room with him. I question whether being so much better than the rest made it hard for him to relate properly to the lesser players in the team. Although he was certainly an astute and intelligent captain, he struggled to get full team cooperation and respect. It is hard to drag a team along that does not fully believe in you.

One question mark I have in my mind about Brian is: why the bad periods? He was brilliant, but he could also be inconsistent. On song, unstoppable; but there were times when he struggled badly. Technically he didn't change all that much through his career. It could just be that he couldn't synchronise his back-lift and exaggerated trigger movement. He needed rhythm as a batsman.

If you assess his achievements, he undisputedly ranks at the very top - 501 in first-class cricket for Warwickshire, 375 not out and then 400 not out in Test cricket; the highest run-scorer in world cricket for years until Tendulkar pipped him recently. That he achieved most of these feats when the opposition was swarming all over his team is remarkable.

However, perhaps the true value of Brian was his entertainment power. Whatever he did on the field he did with style and grace. He was not just a cricketer, he was a performer. There have been many great players, but few with the same ability to thrill a crowd. With Brian batting, the record books were constantly threatened. Every game had the potential to produce something amazing. When he was batting well, there was no greater sight in world cricket.

Thanks Zee Mayet for the email


MUGG OF THE VEEK
By Uncle Bhai Gora

I see Svoosh getting hammered on his blog. yes you MANCS it is his BLOG but is my column so I vil make this anti MANC my MUGG of da veek

Vy .Because he say Christiano Ronaldo only play ball against s@3t teams. and he cant play against BEEG Boys. and he say he average.

I vent to wedding gar (house) friday. When Elachi tea came the toppies de ver debating about Penaltino. Sum toppies say he not hungry, sum toppies say he class. Saleem Bha he scream dat CR is class.....But if Messi was in the Premier League he also score 42 goals. I say Areh Wah Saleem Bhai. Vat shit you talking. Must I also make you MUGG of da veek. Den another toppie scream and say but he got belter of girlfriends....especially Narida Gallardo. Den Saleem Bha scream and say "DATS WHY HE IS A PROSSI NYER, and he is only footballer dat dated the most Hookers. I say Saleem Bha SHUT IT NOW....You cant judge footballer by his girlfriends

Den Saleem Bha screams...and He is a Big Cry Baby and he is Bigger Diver then DIDIER DROGBA. Saleem Bha says Dats Vy Svoosh and dem call him Penaltino


But F#4k dem I say. Did you know it took Gerard almost a decade to achieve his 1oo. And Christiano did it quvikly. I reckon he vill vin World Player of the Year. And Svoosh said he has done F#4KALL. Here is SVoosh;s statement

"I did not say Penaltinos Free Kicks were average, nor did I say he is an average player. I said that hes free kicks were class. But it was against Stoke and that this year he is average"

For his back peddling and bazzling and because of de comments calling for his head...Svoosh is our MUGG OF THE VEEK....ALSO because PENALTINO will be the Vorld Footballer of da year

WHO IS/WAS THE BEST FREE KICK TAKER IN THE WORLD

When free kicks are mentioned theres obviosly a few greats that are associated with this word. Obviosly David Beckham. He has made taking free kicks and executing them his own. Then theres guys like Alex Del Piero, Juninho from Lyon, Totti, Pirlo Wesley Shneider, Ronaldinho,Penaltino, Roberto Carlos, Giggs, to name a few. Basically everytime these goings step up for a deadball scenarion theres a strong chance that its in.If we go further back in time then there are Greats like Rivaldo, Andy Brehme, Lothar Matthias, Sinhisa Mihailovic who once scored a hat trick of free kicks for Lazio, Roberto Baggio and of course Ronald Koeman. Each of these great free kick takers though have their own method, art and technique.

Beckham....class. And being Great constitutes taking tour team out of shit when the chips are down. Becks Free kick was sublime against Greece and took England to Korea. But most of these guys in the list ,are safe bets to score. Juninho from Lyon, always makes the headlines. He like Pirlo and the likes are ever so consistant with set pieces. Del Piero has resurected his free kick prowess by scoring 4 crackers in two weeks. Del Piero and other artists in the list have perfected the art of flight and precision like the master Becks by striking the ball at the valve and executing with utter precision. Meaning the ball rarely flies all over the show at an inconsistant rate. Penaltinho scored a cracking freekick this weekend much to heated debate. He basis his technique on power and swerve. But I wouldnt even equate him in the class and consitancy pf Beckham and Pirlo and Mihailovic. The would be Free Kick Masters of the modern era. And then there were the masters of Power. Matthias, Zico and namely Ronald Koeman. Everytime Koeman stepped up. He ripped the Net with Power and accuracy .

Then there were great free-kicks derived from Set Piece tactics. How can we forget the Brohlin & Dahlin set piece for Sweden in USA 94.

So I leave the floor open. Simple 1 Who is the greatest ever FREE KICK TAKER.

And in terms of the Best Free Kick ever taken, Well thats Roberto Carlos's bender in the Toernoi De France,

Watch the video









THE ROBERTO CARLOS FREE-KICK

LIVERPOOL ARE NOT GE-BOLTED


It was a nice relaxing weekend with the lads. Did nothing except for attending a birthday of one of the FHM 100 most sexiest woman. Happy Birthday Katya Pappalardo. Have a good one. Sunday, chilled out, had a meeting and had the superb steak at my swoosh0018's venue,Cafe Nescafe. The steak was really sublime and I highly recommend it. Saw the passing traffic, sat outside on the couches and soaked up Fordsburg on a Sunday.

In terms of the footie, everyone remains happy this weekend.

Lets start off


FROM THE KOP END
A great performance against Bolton. In the past it is Bolton who always make life hard for us. But this time we were emphatic. How was Gerards second goal. Brilliant work by Tores. We are not just winning Ugly any more. We are rampant. These were the games that we used to throw way in the past. But heading into chistmas , any Liverpudian will be proud and confident.
Great win..................................................................................

ALWAYS A GUNNER

As I said Arsenal are like Takilla. One day it skops you the next day it doesnt. The Manc fans must be pretty pi##sed off. They lose to Arsenal and Arsenal lose to the minnows. Faaiz Oz, Zam Ram and Jives.Please comment .I dont know what to say anymore

CHEL$KI

Good win for Chelsea and Bosingwa and Anelka are on song. Cheslea are doing what they do best and we could be in for a great season ahead of us with the top three in the Premiership. The excitement is heating UP.

THEATER OF DREAMS

PENALTINO. What would the Mancs be without Penaltino. I must admit that his first free kick was a belter. That paved the way for a UTD demoliton. Penaltinos second was equally admirable. And that lity, forgot his name....humdinger of a third. The Mancs were all smiling in Bescafe yesterday. Overall a good victory for all.

Other than that good wins for Sunderland over Blackburn. The rest of the teams drew

In La Liga, Real Madrid lost and Barcelona won. Hows Diego Forlan, putting away. For the MANCS he was absoulute sh@3e

In Serie A, Milan were awarded a soft penalty and Kaka converted. Inter won, Roma had something to smile about against Lazio in teh Rome Derby.

Juve wbeat Genoa in midweek to make it 7 out of 7

SOWETO DERBY

Pirates beat Chiefs 2-0. Great victoy for the Buccanneers. Mohsin Ethtugral, The SABC okes are right. He is overated. How can you come out in public lambast your players in public and say that there is only 7 decent players. He needs to be shot. Seth and Azee, ABR AND THE LIKES..WHAT ARE YOUR OKES VIEWS OF HENRY MICHEL getting paid 750 000 per month for Sundowns?

Thursday, November 13, 2008

SWOOSH0018’S FIFA WORLD CUP XI: GOALKEEPERS


WOZA SA 2010 WOZA

SWOOSH0018’S FIFA WORLD CUP XI:

Every one has their own idea of who the Greatest World XI of all time is. In this section of the post we will be inviting users to vote for the SWOOSH0018’s BEST FIFA WORLD CUP XI of all time. Also remember that it the BEST WORLD CUP XI of all time so certain great players may not even feature in the team selected by you, SWOOSH0018’s readers. This week we will votes on who will be SWOOSH0018’s FIFA WORLD CUP XI Goalkeeper.

HOW TO VOTE?
A list of Great World Cup Goalkeepers are given below. You are not limited to vote for the players listed below.
Kindly send your vote and answer of the Trivia Question in this post along with your name and cell/email to galactico786@gmail.com

PRIZES!
Swoosh0018 will be giving a prize to the person who correctly guesses Swoosh0018’s correct World XI as well as answer all the Trivia Questions Correctly. The actual prize itself will be confirmed during the course of this competition. Any person or company interested in sponsoring a prize please contact Swoosh at swoosh0018@gmail.com

And we are going Big with the prizes, so just vote..You never know, Tickets maybe, maybe memmorabillia, sponsored hampers...

POSITION: GOALKEEPER

LEV YASHIN (THE BLACK SPIDER)
22 October 1929 – 20 March 1990
World Cups: 1958, 1962 & 1966



Undoubtedly one of the greatest goalkeepers of all time, if not the greatest. Lev Yashin made his World Cup debut in 1958 which is where he made his name as a goalkeeper and a soccer legend. Lev Yashin due to his excellent performances in this World Cup, especially against The Great Brazil team of 1958 including Pele & Garrincha, where he limited Brazil to just 2 goals, revolutionized Goalkeeping forever. He was nicknamed the Black Spider because of his full Black Kit and many footballers said he was like a spider with 8 Arms.
Lev Yashin was instrumental in getting the USSR to the quarter-finals of the 1958 & 1962 World Cup despite suffering two concussions in the latter. In 1966 Lev Yashin was an important part of the USSR team that finished 4th.
He was also the first ever Goal Keeper to win the European Player of the Year Award.
FIFA also introduced the Lev Yashin Award in the 1994 World Cup for the best Goalkeeper in honour of the great goalkeeper.

Defining Moment: The Entire 1958 World Cup especially against Brazil.

GORDON BANKS
Born 30 December 1937
World Cups: 1966 & 1970


Definitely another great goalkeeper following on from Lev Yashin. A Very important last line of defence in the 1966 World Cup which England won without conceding till Eusebio’s penalty in the semi-final. A True English Legend that unlike Lev Yashin WON the World Cup in 1966. Banks continued to be England’s number 1 in the 1970 World Cup and his form was still solid and spectacular.

Defining Moment: Winning the 1966 World Cup and the ‘SAVE OF THE CENTURY’ against Pele of Brazil in 1970. Check out this video and you decide.

SAVE OF THE CENTURY











DINO ZOFF
Born February 28 1942
World Cups: 1974, 1978 & 1982



Dino Zoff was the oldest player to ever win the FIFA World Cup with Italy in 1982 as well as only the second goalkeeper to win the World Cup as Captain. His solid performances for Italy throughout this World Cup assisted Italy to win their 3rd FIFA World Cup and 1st one Post World War II. Dino Zoff played 17 World Cup games for Italy in 1974, 1978 & 1982. He also holds the record of 1142 minutes without conceding in International Football between 1972 & 1974.

Defining Moment: Winning the 1982 World Cup as captain of Italy.

GIANLUCA BUFFON (GIGI BUFFON)
Born 28 January 1978
World Cups: 2002 & 2006 (Probably 2010 as well)



Definitely the greatest goalkeeper today (Casillas & Cech may object). His defining moment came in the 2006 World Cup where Italy were champions. His performances throughout the World Cup were solid and spectacular and allowed Italy to win their 4th World Cup. Italy’s success in this World Cup was definitely due to their great defence which Buffon was the last line as they only conceded 2 goals in the entire tournament, one being an own goal against USA in the first round and the 2nd a penalty from Zidane in the final. An amazing Defensive record which Buffon was an important part of. Definitely worthy of being mentioned in this list.

Defining Moment: Winning the 2006 World Cup conceding only 2 goals in 7 games.

TRIVIA QUESTION?

Who was the first player to play in 5 FIFA World Cups?
Kindly send your vote and answer of the Trivia Question in this post along with your name and cell/email to galactico786@gmail.com

You’ve seen Gordon Banks “SAVE OF THE CENTURY’

Now check this SAVE!


Voting Closes on Wednesday 14 January 2009.

This section of WOZA 2010 WOZA will continue in January 2009.

Galactico

CONGRATULIONS HASH


CONGRATULATIONS HASH ON WINNING MAN OF THE SERIES


It was a great feeling again to see HASH in superb form and winning the man of the series. He has shown what a talent he is and is the most improved international cricket. We are extremely proud as we support Hash all the way. The Ozzie tour is going to be extremely tough, mentally and physically.


Congrats Hash and a centuary at the MCG awaits. May you grow from strength to strength


East London - Hashim Amla took his career to yet another new high when he was named MTN man of the series when the MTN three-match series finished at East London's Buffalo Park on Wednesday.
The final match was abandoned without a ball being bowled after heavy overnight and morning rain left the outfield totally flooded. The Proteas' ODI squad thus won the series 2-0 to confirm their ranking as the No 2 team on the ICC world rankings behind Australia.
Amla has won two MTN man of the match awards in recent ODIs against Kenya at the De Beers Diamond Oval and against Bangladesh at Willowmoore Park. On the latter occasion, his 10th ODI, he scored his maiden limited overs century and took his career strike rate above the 90 percent mark.
Amla only made his ODI debut this year when he stood in for Jacques Kallis in the series in Bangladesh and then stood in for Graeme Smith in the away series against England, the home series against Kenya and the first match of the home series against Bangladesh. In the last two matches he has stood in for Herschelle Gibbs.
But there is little doubt that he has now come to stay in the ODI squad.
Amla is undoubtedly one of the most improved batsmen in world cricket over the past year. In the last 13 months he has made 829 runs in 11 Test matches at an average of 48.76. Two of his four centuries have been made in testing away fixtures against India at Chepauk, Chennai, and against England at Lord's.
"I am very happy to have won this award," Amla commented. "I am grateful for the opportunities I have had to open the batting in the ODI side. It is a big boost to my one-day career and I am looking to build on this start in the matches ahead when we play Australia in this format of the game early next year."
Captain Graeme Smith expressed his delight with the way the MTN series had gone. "From a personal point of view I am delighted and relieved to be back on the field again and back in the runs. In the team context it is always nice to start the season with a win and we must now turn our focus to winning the Test series against Bangladesh before we take on Australia."

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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

MADRESAH & ORPHANAGE IHYAA ID-DEEN

OPERATION HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH
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The Swoosh0018 Charity Foundation contributed some money, clothing hampers, A Euro 2008 Adidas soccer ball and Debonairs Pizza to the Madresah Ihyaa id-deen Madresah and Orphanage in Lenasia. The contact details are on the group. The orphanage houses 12 boys from 3-13 years. They are in need of anything, clothes, food hampers and finance to construct a better organisation and infrastructure. Again it was an amazing experience to see the smile on these kids faces when we went in.
Again Thank you to everyone that contributed to the foundation by donations, buying T shirts and caps and donating hampers at our Drop off Points.

This is where we see the rewards of your efforts


This lad has extreme potential at school and is incredibly bright. Maybe our contribution can help him achieve that dream


The orphanages sleeping quarters



Swooshing it up With Debonairs Lenasia CBD. My bro contributed the Pizza for Supper. These guys were thrilled to have pizza




Swooshing it up with Debonairs Lenasia CBD


Swooshing it up with Debonairs Lenasia CBD.Doonster preparing the pizzas


The boys from the orphanage. There are 12 in total at the Orphanage




The Orphanage and Madressah at 322 Flamingo Street, Lenasia

So THANKS AGAIN to everyone that bought T-shirts and caps...there are plenty left...And Thanks to all for your contributions, supports and efforts

CARLING CUP


LIVERPOOL VS SPURS
At White Heart Lane Liverpool lost 4-2 and are out of the Carling Cup , so the Quadruple is out now. To be honest it was a pretty decent Liverpool team. But Spurs have our number. Unlike the MANCS we will not complain and say that the CARLING CUP MEANS NOTHING TO US. It is disappointing but Rednapp has turned Spurs around. And we are dumped out. But at least now we can concentrate on the FA CUP, and Champions League.

And Big Phils Chelsea dumped out on penalties against Wigan. Can someone confirm if Roman is in Financial trouble. After the economic crisis he must have lost billions.


FROM THE KOP END
BREAKING NEWS

Banks could force Reds sale


Gillett and Hicks: Owners must pay £350m in January.
Takeover broker Keith Harris, who has masterminded deals for five Premier League clubs, believes Liverpool could face financial difficulty in January and might be forced to sell up. Reds owners Tom Hicks and George Gillett have two months to pay back a reported £350m worth of debt and might have to offload star players of face repossession.

Carling Cup results took place yesterday and Good wins for Arsenal Young Guns over Wigan and Tevez who i cant understand why he is dropped by SAF put UTD through. Now let me ask before any BIG GUNS get dumped as Real Madrid Did in the Copa Del Rey

IS THE CARLING CUP IMPORTANT?
Yes or no

As for the best of the Best Fantasy League our version of the Carling Cup called the DEBS (deboniars lenasia CBD) cup will start this weekend.

Here is the draw:
ROUND 3

commencing weekend 18th November onward

1 FLY F.C Farid Saloojee vs 32
2.woolwich14 mohammed motan vs 24
3.PORN STARSAzhar Mohamed Moola vs 25
4.I'm better than UBG! Mohsin Seth vs 26
5.Wanna Beeeeeez Yusuf Mayet vs 27
6.Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail vs 28
7.kalgats akiel asvat vs 29
8.ridsz fc ridwaan Mayet vs 30
9. Real Champions Riyad Loonat vs 31
10. FAT FRANKS XI Yusuf Seth vs 26 Swoosh0018 FC Naseem Mayet
11 ANZO STARS ANEES MAYET vs 27 THE CHAMPION SETH Junaid Seth
12. FC HAZRATS yusuf rasool vs 28 Dangerous Darkies Mohammad Afzal Mahomed
13. Leyton Orient zubair kaka vs 29 FC Toby Irshad Latiff
14Kop End Ebrahim Ahmed vs 30 Red Tide Ary Moosa
15 Captain Caveman Sir Ish Loonat vs 31 Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia
16 HUFC Hoosain Mayet vs 32 17 ZamRam Faiyaz Mayet

QUALIFYING ROUND .Weekend 15th November 2008
(24) Naughty Boys Zunaid Patel vs Riyaad Dudz FC Zahed Dudhia
(25) Gunned Down Faaiz Loonat vs ammaar's armada zain mayet
(26) Akhtars zaheer mayet vs Raihans Boys Zaheer Moosa
(27) Miroslav's XI afzal mayet vs suleiman's 11 suleiman asvat
(28). Goodfella's Muhammed Riaz Gani vs Swaar FC Yousuf Kadwa
(29) cape goalscores Mohammed Faeez Mayet vs Adega II Muhammad Osmany
(30) The KIngs 11 Yusuf Maiter vs Munawwar FC Mohammed Mayet
(31) Better Than My Bro'sSumayya Seth vs azurri Boys Shaheer Laher
(32_ Number 19 Muhammed Carim vs Jomos Boys Yusuf Saloojee

GAMEWEEK 12
1 FLY F.C Farid Saloojee 68 625
2 woolwich14 mohammed motan 57 621
3 PORN STARS Azhar Mohamed Moola 47 604
4 I'm better than UBG! Mohsin Seth 42 600
5 Wanna Beeeeeez Yusuf Mayet 52 598
6 Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 36 587
7 kalgats akiel asvat 43 587
8 ridsz fc ridwaan Mayet 53 586
9 Real Champions Riyad Loonat 53 583
10 FAT FRANKS XI Yusuf Seth 45 577