Sunday, December 20, 2009

HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND SEE YOU IN 2010

Well,A bad weekend again. Im off to Cape Town. Back on the tenth of January. Cape Town should b sublime as always.Really looking forward to it.
It was a great weekend of Sport with the only poistive being Hash scoring a hundred....and the MANCS losing as well as Liverpool and Juve.The good thing is that RAFA Should Go.
But hows the MANCS losing 3-0 to Fullham.
And we f34ken lose to bottom of the log Portsmouth. Aquilani on the bench and Lucas plays.

ALSO BARCELONA ARE FIFA WORLD CLUB CHAMPIONS.Azee and Co were there and we will get some feedback from him
Maybe thats why Alex Ferguson says" I will never watch Liverpool even if they playing in my own backyard"
Well Happy Holidays everyone and Swoosh0018 wishes all our readers that are celebrating Christmas a "Merry Christmas" and a prosperous new Year.
We return in 2010 and the World Cup year.
I hope to have lots of pics of Cape Town as well as the 2010 BUILD UP in the Cape.
Have a blast in the Holidays.
DEBONAIRS LENASIA CBD LEAGUE CUP CHAMPION WILL BE ANOUNCED AS WELL.

Swoosh

Friday, December 18, 2009

FRANCE 1998

WOZA SA 2010 WOZA






FRANCE 1998


The 1998 FIFA World Cup was held in France for the 2nd time. The first World Cup held in France was back in 1938 when Jules Rimet was president of FIFA.




The competition was now increased from 24 participants to 32. The new format had 8 Groups of 4 teams in the 1st round with the top 2 qualifying for the knockout phase. Another change to the FIFA World Cup was the introduction of the Golden Goal Rule to be employed in the knockout phase. Any goal scored in extra time in the knockout phase would be the final goal and the match would end with that goal being the winner.




There were 4 nations who qualified for the World Cup for the first time Croatia, Jamaica, Japan and South Africa. Portugal was perhaps the most notable absentee missing qualification. Australia failed to qualify for the World Cup even though they never lost a game throughout the qualifying rounds.
The official mascot for France 98 was Footix, a cockerel wearing the blue to represent the jersey of the French National Team carrying a football.

The official ball for France 98 World cup was the Adidas Tricolore.







The official song for the France 1998 FIFA World Cup was La Copa de la Vida sung by Ricky Martin.


GROUP A
Group A featured defending champions and favourites Brazil. The loss of Romario to injury, USA 1994’s star player, was a blow for Brazil but the likes of Rivaldo, Ronaldo, Bebeto, Roberto Carlos, Cafu & Captain Dunga were more than enough talent to make compensate for the loss. Brazil beat Scotland 2-1 in their opening game and followed it up with a 3-0 victory over Morocco to ensure qualification on top of the Group before the final round of matches as Norway drew with both Scotland and Morocco. Morocco thumped Scotland 3-0 in their final game but Norway upset Brazil 2-1 to qualify ahead of the Moroccans. As the games were played at the time, with just 10 minutes remaining Morocco looked like they were going to qualify as they were beating Scotland and Brazil were leading Norway 1-0. However a late turnaround from the Norwegians they shocked Brazil and won the game.


GROUP B
In Group B Chile with their deadly strike force partnership of Marcelo Salas and Ivan Zamarano were in form against Italy in their opening game as Salas scored twice to give Chile a 2-1 lead before Roberto Baggio converted a late penalty to equalise for the Italians. Baggio seemed to have overcome his penalty miss 4 years earlier and showed great character in stepping up to convert the penalty.





In the other game Cameroons’ Pierre Njanka scored an absolute cracker as Cameroon drew 1-1 with Austria thanks to an injury team equaliser. Austria scored another late injury time equaliser against Chile while Italy blasted Cameroon 3-0 thanks to 2 goals from Vieri. Italy beat Austria 2-1 in their final game, with the Austrians scoring an injury time goal for 3rd time, and Chile drew 1-1 with Cameroon making them qualify in 2nd behind Italy.


GROUP C
Hosts France began the tournament against newcomers South Africa. Pierre Issa of South Africa scored an own goal and Dugarry and Henry scored on the right end to give France a 3-0 victory. Denmark beat Saudi Arabia 1-0. South Africa had the better of the game against Denmark but were held to a 1-1 draw as South Africa missed many a chance to win the game. France hammered Saudi Arabia 4-0 with Thierry Henry scoring twice, however Zinnedine Zidane got sent off for kicking out at a Saudi Arabian player and would miss France’s next 2 games. In the final game France beat Denmark 2-1, with Michael Laudrup scoring his 2nd and final World Cup goal twelve years after he scored his first back in 1986.South Africa needing to beat Saudi Arabia 3-0 only managed a 2-2 draw with Saudi Arabia converting 2 penalties and South Africa’s Bartlett scoring twice including a late penalty. Saudi Arabia was one of 3 nations in this World Cup to change their coach before the final game. The change of coach for Saudi Arabia resulted in them scoring their first goals as well as getting their first result.


BAFANA BAFANA
Our first ever World Cup appearance was not a total disaster. We were outclassed by the French who went on to win the World Cup so not much can be read from that result. However in our 2nd match against the Danes we certainly had the better of the game and were unlucky not to come out with a victory, most notably with Helmen Mkhalele’s goal line miss and Quinton Fortune’s cracking piledriver that rattled Schemical’s crossbar. In the final game against Saudi Arabia we perhaps had our most disappointing result of the tournament with a 2-2 draw resulting in our exit of the tournament. A 3-0 victory was perhaps a stretch to qualify but a victory nonetheless was expected. Phillipe Troussier was the coach for us but not many had faith in him. Bafana Bafana as our National soccer team was known as, was well liked by the many different sets of fans at the FIFA World Cup in France. France 1998 perhaps did not produce a sensational start to the FIFA World Cup for Bafana Bafana but there were definitely some positives to take out from the tournament. The likes of Quinton Fortune and Lucas Radebe & Benni Mccarthy all went on to play for big clubs in Europe with Lucas Radebe becoming a legend at Leeds United and Benni Mccarthy winning the UEFA Chamnpions League with FC Porto in 2004. Local Legends like Doctor Khumalo and John “Shoes” Mashoea also got to show their skills on the World’s Greatest stage.





GROUP D
In Group D Paraguay and Bulgaria played out to a goalless draw, while Nigeria upset Spain in 1 of the games of the tournament. Hierro gave Spain the lead before Nigeria equalised. Raul gave Spain the lead again, but Lawal equalised and Sunday Oliseh hit a cracking shot from outside the penalty area to give Nigeria a surprise victory against the seeded Spaniards.



Spain then drew 0-0 with Paraguay and Nigeria booked their place in the next round with a 1-0 victory over Bulgaria which meant they were already guaranteed top spot in the Group. With Nigeria having already qualified top of the Group they lost 3-1 to Paraguay which meant that Spain’s 6-1 hammering of Bulgaria was in vain as Paraguay qualified 2nd ahead of Spain. Paraguay’s Colourful Keeper Jose Chilavert was an important part of Paraguay qualifying for the next round.





GROUP E
In Group E, Mexico beat South Korea 3-1 in their opening game while Belgium held the Dutch to a goalless draw. Belgium then drew with Mexico while the Dutch blasted Korea 5-0. In the final round of games Holland and Mexico played to a 2-2 draw and Korea, who like Saudi Arabia changed their coach after their two defeats, managed to draw with Belgium resulting in the Dutch qualifying top of the Group ahead of Mexico on goal difference. Belgium who drew all 3 of their games exited the tournament even though they never lost.


GROUP F
In Group F Germany and Yugoslavia won their opening games against USA and Iran respectively. The Germans then drew 2-2 with Yugoslavia. In the Iran vs USA game, political tensions were high between the 2 nations. Pre-match the 2 teams decided to use the game of football to show that Sport can unite nations who are at loggerheads. Iran won the tie 2-1.
In the final round of games Yugoslavia beat the USA 1-0 and Germany beat Iran 2-0 resulting in the Germans qualifying 1st ahead of Yugoslavia on goal difference.





GROUP G
In Group G England began their campaign with a 2-0 victory over Tunisia while Romania beat Colombia 1-0. Colombia beat Tunisia 1-0 while Romania beat England 2-1 resulting in the Romanians all dying their hair yellow resulting in a bet they made if they beat England. England beat Colombia 2-0, with Beckham scoring from a free kick, in the final game to qualify 2nd behind Romania who drew 1-1 with Tunisia who changed their coach for this game.


GROUP H
In Group H, Argentina and Croatia both won their 2 games against Japan and Jamaica resulting in them both qualifying before the final round of games. Argentina thumped Jamaica 5-0 with Gabriel Batistuta scoring a hatrick and Ortega a brace. Batistuta’s hatrick made him the only player to score a hatrick in 2 World Cup’s after scoring a hatrick against Greece in 1994. Croatia’s Robert Prosinceki scored in Croatia’s victory against Jamaica to become the only player to score for 2 different countries at the FIFA World Cup after scoring for Yugoslavia in 1990.





In the final round of games Argentina beat Croatia 1-0 to qualify top of the Group ahead of Croatia. Jamaica, The Reggae Boys, beat Japan 2-1 to take their first & only World Cup victory.


2ND ROUND
In the 2nd Round defending champions Brazil bounced back from their surprise loss to Norway in the Group Phase and thumped fellow South Americans Chile 4-1 thanks to a 2 goals a piece from star striker Ronaldo and Cesar Sampaio. Germany edged Mexico 2-1. Jurgen Klinsman became the first player to score 3 goals at 3 different World Cup tournaments following on from 1990 & 1994. Christian Vieri scored to give a Italy a 1-0 victory over Norway. Netherlands beat Yugoslavia 2-1 and Croatia beat Romania 1-0 with Davor Suker netting the winner. Denmark caused another surprise by blasting one of the Group Phase’s best performers Nigeria 4-1. Ebbie Sand scored Denmark’s third goal after just 16 seconds after he came on as a substitute which is the fastest goal ever scored by a substitute in the World Cup. Hosts France needed extra time and the first ever World Cup Golden Goal scored by Laurent Blanc to overcome Paraguay.


Argentina vs England. After the very controversial battles between these 2 nations back in 1966 (El Robo Del Siglo) and 1986 (Hand of God) this match was to prove no different. In an absolutely explosive & sensational first half Gabriel Batistuta gave Argentina the lead after just 6 minutes from the penalty spot. Just 4 minutes later Alan Shearer equalised also from the penalty spot. In the 16th minute young sensation Michael Owen scored one of the goals of the tournament as he sprinted through the Argentine defence and scored a brilliant goal to give England the lead.



In stoppage time of the 1st half Javier Zanetti squared the game once again. A sensational first half came to an end with the score level at 2-2. However early in the 2nd half England’s David Beckham got sent off for kicking out at Diego Simeoni after the latter fouled him. This resulted in just a caution for Simeoni while Beckham was sent off. Once again controversy surrounded the battle between these 2 nations as Simeoni was accused of over exaggerating the clash between the 2 players which resulted in Beckham’s dismissal.




The score line remained the same for the rest of the game and extra time resulting in a penalty shoot out. Both England and Argentina converted their 1st spot kicks and then missed their 2nd ones. Argentina and England then both converted their next 2 kick each leaving the final spot kick to be the decider. Ayala converted his kick for Argentina while Batty failed in his attempt and Argentina came out on top in this encounter.


QUARTERFINALS


The Quarterfinal between France and Italy finished goalless after extra time. In the penalty shootout Roberto Baggio converted for Italy after he missed the crucial kick back in the 1994 final while Zidane back from suspension converted his kick for France. The next round of penalties were both missed by Lizarazu and Albertini. The next 4 penalties were all converted. Blanc scored and Luigi Di Biagio missed allowing hosts France to progress to the semi-finals. In an entertaining match between surprise quarterfinalists Denmark and Champions Brazil, the Danes took the lead after just 2 minutes but Brazil equalised through Bebeto and took the lead through Rivaldo. Brian Laudrup equalised for the Dane’s but Rivaldo scored the winner for Brazil.



Croatia were fulfilling their billing as tournament “Dark Horses” as they shocked the Germans with a 3-0 hiding. The likes of Boban, Suker, Jarni & Prosinecki were in sublime form in getting Croatia to the semi’s. Netherlands vs Argentina turned out to be another cracking battle. Patrick Kluivert gave the Dutch the lead but 6 minutes later Claudio Lopez equalised for Argentina. Then with just 15 minutes to go Holland’s Arthur Numan picked up his 2nd yellow card and was sent off. With just 3 minutes to go Argentina’s Ariel Ortega was sent off for reacting to Dutch keeper Van de Saar’s complaining about his alleged dive in the penalty area.







2 minutes later Dennis Bergkamp scored an absolute cracker to send the Dutch through to the semi-finals.



SEMI-FINALS
In the semi-finals host France went a goal down to Croatia early in the 2nd half with Suker once again the scorer. However just a minute later Fullback Lilian Thuram equalised and then went on to score the winner. Although Laurent Blanc got sent off with 15 minutes to go, Thuram’s 2 goals and his brilliant performance helped the French reach their first ever World Cup Final.





Within a minute of the 2nd half starting in the 2nd semi-final, Ronaldo gave Brazil the lead against the Dutch. A late equaliser from Kluivert took the match to extra time. Chances were missed on both ends in particular by Kluivert.





In the shoot out both Brazil and the Dutch converted their first two penalties each. Emersen &  Dunga scored the next 2 penalties for Brazil while Cocu and Ronald De Boer missed their kicks for the Dutch resulting in Brazil reaching their 2nd consecutive final.


THIRD PLACE PLAYOFF
In the 3rd place playoff surprise package Croatia beat the Dutch 2-1 with Davor Suker scoring the winner and his 6th goal of the tournament making him the tournaments leading scorer and winner of the Golden Boot Award.





FINAL
The final to be played at the Stade de France would be the first and only ever final final between the hosts (France) and holders (Brazil). The French had capitalised on the home support and advantage and reached the finals. The rock solid defence of Barthez, Lizarazu, Thuram, Blanc and Desailly along with the creative skills of Zidane were ready to give France their first title. However standing in their way was Defending Champions Brazil, led by Captain Dunga and with stars Roberto Carlos, Bebeto, Ronaldo, Rivaldo and Leonardo among their ranks. However their was some drama just prior to the start of the game as Brazil’s star player and leading scorer with 4 goals Ronaldo had suffered convulsions the night before the game. Coach Zagallo was unsure of whether or not to start with Ronaldo due to this. In the end Ronaldo was selected.


Zinnedine Zidane gave France the lead with a headed goal from an in-swinging corner in the 27th minute. Just minutes later Ronaldo was through on goal but could not manage to get the ball past the onrushing French keeper Barthez and both players collided but were quickly back on their feet.





In stoppage time in the 1st half Zidane in identical fashion to the first goal headed a corner into the net to score his and France’s 2nd goal.


The Brazilians found themselves 2-0 down at half time and the likes of Rivaldo and Leonardo were being well marshalled by Deschamps and his troops. However, Brazil were handed a life line midway through the 2nd half when France’s Defensive Rock, Marcel Desailly was given his 2nd yellow card and with it his marching orders. With Blanc already suspended and now Desailly dismissed France’s strong defensive partnership was no longer on the field.


Stand in Defenders Frank Lebouef and Patrick Vieira stood up to the challenge and held the Brazilians out. In the final minute Emmanuel Petite scored France’s 3rd and put the nail in the coffin for an overall poor performance in the final for the mighty Brazilians. Ronaldo and Brazil were humbled by the French in the final but Ronaldo still won the Golden Ball award for best player of the tournament.



Fabien Barthez had kept 5 clean sheets and won the Lev Yashin Award for Best Goalkeeper and France and their solid defence had only conceded 2 goals throughout the tournament. The French had won their first ever title and become the 7th nation to win the FIFA World Cup. Zidane was France’s hero scoring the first 2 goals in the final as well as being superb throughout the tournament.












The streets of Paris were filled with celebrations. The French had won their first ever World Cup on home soil. Bastille Day was just 2 days after the French Football Team’s greatest ever success. The Champs Elysee was a party. On a personal note having been for France 1998 following the Dutch in the city of Marseille and going for the quarterfinal encounter with Argentina as well as there semi-final match against Brazil. The Dutch supporters were in full force painting the town of Marseille Orange for both the quarterfinals and semi-finals. The atmosphere was electrifying. Although I did not get a ticket for the finals, the atmosphere in the streets of Paris was something I wont forget. Watching the game at a local coffee shop with my Brazilian top on with local French fans was an experience never to forget. Not only do the players swop their shirts after the game but so do the spectators. The streets of Paris after the French victory was a filled with ecstatic French Supporters having one big party. Millions Chanting “Champione” and “Mercy Zidane”. Bastille Day on the Champs Elysee was superb. All in all it was a once in a lifetime experience. I can’t wait for the World Cup to be here in South Africa.






A total of 171 goals were scored at France 1998 making at a record number of goals ever scored at a FIFA World Cup Tournament which still stands today.


Galactico

THE THEORY OF TIGER WOODS SYNDROME


DONT CLOSE THE DARWAJOH
BY UNCLE BHAI GORA

What is the TIGER WOODS THEORY.....Well obvious reasons its got to do with extreme cheating, probably Golfing or maybe even probably putting hole by hole or maybe finishing the 13 holes out of the 18.
UBG says what Tiger is experiencing is not abnormal or out of the ordinary.....Its actually a phenomina that most of the bitcharos (innocent guys) experience..Its that moment that culminates when the beast inside of you is unleashed..When someone sees a side of you that they would never dare picture or imagine.
Its like a bitcharo(good owe) lighty UBG knew when he visited Uncle Salaam.The lighty doesnt say a word. His parents brand him as a deryoh destined for greatness and academic greatness, destined to be a doctor or lawyer. Then that same lighty that never says a word is at Truth Night Club on the stage with his top off and screaming..........Was this the same lighty that never said a word.
Anyway UBG says that he was enjoying batchelor hood and he remembers the one UNCLE lambasting him on how he should complete his Imaan and how a wife will change him and bring peace in his life. UBG says the UNCLE was saying stuff like "Look at that woman, She is my wife, When you make nikaah,the Bond between you and her develops, Its amazing.She is the mother of my kids.Respect her and she will respect you. She has been the pillar of my life...And that is so because I respect her and will never cheat on her.

UBG pondered and actually felt guilty. He thought maybe let me have the Wonderfull life of this Uncle.I mean he has a happy home. The best way to overcome guilt is to get a massage with a Coke and a Smile and attain Equilibrium it is   ..............
As UBG Struts out of the showers he sees the same Uncle going in for a massage and obviously meant to come out smiling....The question is what Drove this man to that point of insanity or What drove the man to the brink of being unfaithfull....Was it Nafs,Desires or even the challenge...Was it Mischief or the Devil...What makes men cheat?
Is it a belter of a chic, Is it money,Fame and Fortune.I mean look at our examples above.Two bitcharos and role model individuals.............Never tasted anything bad in their whole life. Followed the Daddy as Tiger did. Got married,Had a wholesome image and beautifull wife,a family. He was clean, he was successfull, doing well..........and then when he finally lept out of his slumber and into the fire, the facebooks,the nightclubs,the malls, the streets and he realises F#4K ME,WHAT THE F#4K,,,,,,,,,,,................I have stepped onto another planet. He goes to Sandton City in Summer...He sees badaams, He goes to Vodacom4U and gets 3G.Everybody is talking about this Facebook or F34Kbook. He sees a HOT Chic ,he clicks add friend. He updates his status and says Looking for Sex....lol...He gets poked,He pokes back......He hides from his identity in the real World..creates a ficticious profile and tells his wife that he is on the Stock Exchange...........He gets a taste of this Wonderfull Life and says Hold On.....This is f#4ken sublime.............................No one knows a thing.
He goes to play a round of Golf and 13 holes later he is busted...............He couldnt handle that mundane, boring life.Or he just never tasted Biryani before.He only ate Karee Kitchree...He feels like he is in f34kn Las Vegas and there is Woman everywhere..Play the fruit machine and get three lemons.
That is not Cheating or what leads a man to it...................
That is simply the Theory of Tiger Woods.
When you have everything,been a good boy,followed all the rules by the book,You a re let out, Get a taste of F34kn Las Vegas and then you become this Beast of a f34ken MAN..................................................
So rather go f#4k it up, Be a Warne or Gibbs and go down Blazing.

UBG OVER AND OUT

Thursday, December 17, 2009

GAMEWEEK 18


1. Mickey Owen's XI Yusuf Seth 50 1037
2 PUNK naeem vallee 88 1008
3 Goodfella's Muhammed Riaz Gani 45 966
4 1 nil to the Arsenal Mohsin Seth 42 944
5 fuzzy 11 Mohammed Faeez Mayet 59 936
6 * Porn Stars * Azhar Mohamed Moola 55 931
7 Oz Wanderers Shaheen Chothia 49 926
8 The Champ is Here FC Sufyaan Sarang 60 918
9 Red Heaven Muhammed Carim 46 909
10 Miroslav's XI afzal mayet 52 905

DEBONAIRS CUP




QUARTER FINAL DRAW(Begins this Gameweek)
A) Rafa'ello's ziyaad mayet 40                     vs Akhtars FC zaheer mayet 37
B)The same Owen's_ Cas Ebrahim    54        vs Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 62
C) HUFC Hoosain Mayet    23                         vs Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia 46
D)The Champion Seth Junaid Seth      61          vs Kop End FC Ebrahim Ahmed 47


SEMI FINAL RESULTS
A     Rafa'ello's ziyaad mayet 44                      vs D. The Champion Seth Junaid Seth 35
B     Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 45                        vs C. Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia 48

FINAL
Rafa'ellos Ziyaad Mayet                            vs Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia


GO FOOTBALL "BEST OF THE BEST CHAMPIONS LEAGUE GROUP PHASE"

1 NMFC Naseem Motala 61 335
2 Porra Warriors Marko De Sousa 38 313
3 J Boyz Yusuf Mayet 57 313
4 Ballbareegme Yusuf Seth 57 299
5 Goodfellas Muhammed Riaz Gani 85 297
6 Team Stig Yusuf Alli 23 286
7 Istan_POOL Imraan Jalal 35 278
8 Swoosh0018 Euro X11 Naseem Mayet 38 278
9 **Devils 11** Yusuf Saloojee 67 276
10 HUFC Hoosain Mayet 51 270

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

MIDWEEK GAMES

Well finally back to winning ways. Liverpool beating Wigan 2-1 No fireworks.Imagine it has come to that. Just winning and we have something to gloat about. Ngog got the first and Torres the second. What would we do without El Nino.
For the title race though Villa continued winning and so did the MANCS. But why did Wolves play or field such a shit team against the MANCS. The MANCS won and the stinkers Arsenal go and draw. But thats Arsenal for you. You cant trust those bastards.....And as for Chelsea well Lampard penalty got them a vital 3 points. After POMPEY equalised a reckless tackle gave Chelsea the three points.
My toppie was in fantasy perishaans, He kept on mumbling that he cant understand why teams are resting players...Drogba was his Captain.
Hughes could be in for the sack as he continues to fail with City..Defoe on the scoresheet as Spurs hammer City
Good game though for Aquilani. With Europa league also in action....makes it more interesting in my quest of following EUROPA league lol.....
The blog shuts down on Friday as I make my way to the Cape........Cant wait..And we commence in 2010............
I wanna get some World Cup feel in Cape Town and Im looking forward to the great Cape in December. With Debonairs cup semis also taking place we will await the two men contesting the final and for the first piece of Official Silverware





ASAL NOO WAKATH...Blast from the past.A Dynamos team program.In the insert you will see Basil Reid and the great Toby Hatia.A mere 20cents


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No wonder the FIS KOP OUT is selling these bikes...So the Liverpool okes...can buy it and skate out of the shop.......
Well we will see FIS this December as we stamp our Visas for the Cape Town Trip.
I will be making my way down this December, leaving on Monday

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

GAMEWEEK 16



1 Mickey Owen's XI Yusuf Seth 39 991
2 Goodfella's Muhammed Riaz Gani 55 921
3 PUNK naeem vallee 61 920
4 1 nil to the Arsenal Mohsin Seth 54 902
5 Oz Wanderers Shaheen Chothia 82 877
6 fuzzy 11 Mohammed Faeez Mayet 70 877
7 * Porn Stars * Azhar Mohamed Moola 63 876
8 The Champion Seth Junaid Seth 61 866
9 Red Heaven Muhammed Carim 41 863
10 The Champ is Here FC Sufyaan Sarang 75 858

DEBONAIRS CUP




QUARTER FINAL DRAW(Begins this Gameweek)
A) Rafa'ello's ziyaad mayet 40                     vs Akhtars FC zaheer mayet 37
B)The same Owen's_ Cas Ebrahim    54        vs Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 62
C) HUFC Hoosain Mayet    23                         vs Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia 46
D)The Champion Seth Junaid Seth      61          vs Kop End FC Ebrahim Ahmed 47


SEMI FINAL DRAW
A     Rafa'ello's ziyaad mayet                       vs D. The Champion Seth Junaid Seth
B     Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 62                        vs C. Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia 


GO FOOTBALL "BEST OF THE BEST CHAMPIONS LEAGUE GROUP PHASE"

1 NMFC Naseem Motala 61 335
2 Porra Warriors Marko De Sousa 38 313
3 J Boyz Yusuf Mayet 57 313
4 Ballbareegme Yusuf Seth 57 299
5 Goodfellas Muhammed Riaz Gani 85 297
6 Team Stig Yusuf Alli 23 286
7 Istan_POOL Imraan Jalal 35 278
8 Swoosh0018 Euro X11 Naseem Mayet 38 278
9 **Devils 11** Yusuf Saloojee 67 276
10 HUFC Hoosain Mayet 51 270

Monday, December 14, 2009

ITS ALL ABOUT THE PERISHAANS


Well,It was a bruising weekend.Even in the footie.
Its December.
The Arsenal okes like Faaiz Oz,Moosa Areff,Jive ,Zam Ram have their moment. The sms's were flowing and it was a bad weekend in football for all....Liverpool, The Mancs and even Chelsea and the end of Ciro Ferrara possibly at Juve.....
Bad weekend.


The only good thing though was that the MANCS lost and it wasnt since 1983 when Peter With scored both goals that Villa have beaten Man Utd at Old Trafford.The Mancs missed many but Villa held on. Great Stuff.Always great when the MANCS lose because its so rare.
But Villa have been in fine form the past two weeks.
Chelsea couldnt capatalise and their poor showing was evident again in the Set Pieces as they drew 3-3 to Everton.
The Drog and Anelka on target.



And on to the big one for the weekend. Liverpool vs Arsenal and yes we got our Arse Shaven. Arshavin came back to haunt us with a belter of a goal. I cant believe Benitez. I was just reading that he wants his players to show more character. What the f34k. He must f43K OFF NOW. 3 wins in 15 games. Bring Mourinho or Hiddink. Hiddink is perfect for the job.
I dont want to moan and be monotonous. But we need a new manager, Benitez Time is  up.Thats that.................finish and klaar
I
Its the most important part of the season as we head into Christmas. Spurs also lost,

As for Juve..Ferrara could be on his way out...Dumped out of Europe and losing against Bari. Its just not on. What is the problem. They have the team on paper. You see this is when you appreciate Luciano Moggi. Call him a crook or not,Moggi was f34kn wise. His purchases were those that fit into a system.This year Juve have bought well but do these signings fit into Ferraras system.For exmaple, Diego is a player that has all the talent,but he needs to play behind strikers of pace.....Amauri and Trezeguet love the ball to be whipped in to them....Everytime Diego looks up,he has no one.Maybe Im wrong.
Whatever..I cant complain..All I know is we in the Perishaans like liverpool and Thursday night football beckons.Lucky for Juve Inter drew and Milan lost.

In La Liga Real beat Valencia 3-2.Good win for them against tough opponents..and Barcelona are Well Barcelona.

Lastly this weekend I had a big debate with my connexion Shafee at the wedding house. He says Rio Ferdinand is class and Vidic is average. I say the opposite. Ferdinand was good,now he is made to look good by Vidic and Terry for England. Shafee claims Vidic is reckless and poor as he always leaves his fellow Centre Back wanting.
Any comments

Top 10 Jobs Players Had Before Becoming Footballers



Goal.com takes a rundown of ten stars who slaved away like the rest of us in 'proper' jobs before destiny called

Steve Savidan - Binman
The journeyman forward took an unconventional route to the top via stints in several pubs as a barman and topping up his income as a binman while playing in the lower reaches of French football.


Proved that determination can overcome adversity by rescuing his career inspiring Valenciennes to successive promotions and even earning a cap for France. Was all set to complete the dream with a fairytale move to glitzy Monaco last summer before his medical revealed a heart defect and Savidan was forced to retire aged just 31.

Mat Mitchel King - Body Double
Strutted the catwalk as a model for Armani and was employed as Rio Ferdinand's official body double for a Nike campaign before signing pro forms with Crewe Alexandra in the summer. Quipped that he costs far less than Rio, and he may well be drafted in to cover him again at United given the club's recent injury crisis.


Roar Strand - Chimney Sweep
The Ryan Giggs of Norway, Strand has clocked up an astonishing 15 league titles with Rosenborg in his trophy-laden career.
Similar to the Welshman, Strand performed at his best under a strict disciplinarian - Nils Arne Eggen - who demanded his players to either study or have a second job away from the game. While many favoured the classroom, the midfielder went down, quite literally, a different route and worked as a chimney sweep.


Julio Cruz - Gardener
El Jardinero earned his green fingered nickname for working as a groundskeeper at his local football club in Argentina.
According to legend, he was asked by the Banfield coach to deputise for an injured player and made such an impression that he was promptly offered a contract. The whereabouts of his lawnmower remain unknown but it has been linked to a recent fight with David Beckham...
Cruz: A Grass act


Chris Waddle - Sausage Maker
The Geordie dribbler was a sizzler before turning pro, working in a sausage factory to make ends... ahem, 'meat'. Was a headline dream in the 80's for writers who predictably branded any good performances as 'Sizzling' and a shocker as... wait for it... a 'Banger.'
Waddle rather spoiled things when he revealed years later that he was responsible for the seasoning and not the little piggies in the factory. Ah come on Chris, never let the truth get in the way of a good story!
His England team-mate Stuart Pearce, meanwhile, trained as an electrician and used the Nottingham Forest programme to advertise his services.
Waddle: Singer, sausage seasoner, dribbler, genius


Jose Mourinho - Teacher/Translator
After failing to make it as a player, Mourinho enrolled in business school but dropped out after one day to study sports science instead. He became a physical education teacher and coached youth teams at several schools in Lisbon before he landed the job as Bobby Robson's translator at Sporting Lisbon in 1992.
The 'Special One' didn't just have a talent for interpreting and impressed the veteran coach with his knowledge and tactical insight. When Robson moved to Barcelona in 1996, Mourinho picked up Catalan and heard his mentor was for the chop after being encouraged by Bobby to tell him everything that was being said on the record and off by the Barca hierarchy.
Jose: I understand everything


Sir Alex Ferguson - Apprentice Tool-Maker/Chef
Fergie's famous no nonsense approach to superstars stems from his own working class background in the harsh shipyards of Scotland.
Long before alice bands were even invented, the amateur player was an apprentice tool-maker in his native Govan where he slogged away for five years before eventually turning pro aged 23. As an apprentice, Ferguson showed some of the leadership skills when he became a trade union shop-steward and organised an unofficial walk-out for his colleagues over a pay dispute.
Decades later, the canny Scot would get his friend George Graham to fax over his lucrative Arsenal contract so Ferguson could embarrass the Old Trafford paymasters over his paltry salary which was then miles shy of his top players.


Fiery chef Gordon Ramsay may have had some competition in the culinary/shouting department if Ferguson had pursued his cooking career when he was 30. He donned an apron and worked the stove for 18-months in a restaurant close to Hampden Park before deciding to concentrate solely on his football career.
Fergie: Anyone for pasta?


Moreno Torricelli - Factory Carpenter
Opportunity knocked for the factory carpenter when he stood out for amateur side Caratese in a pre-season friendly against Juventus in the summer of 1992.
The Bianconeri's then-coach Giovanni Trapattoni loved his endeavour and shelled out 20 million lira to bring him to Turin. A year later he was playing alongside Roberto Baggio when the Old Lady thumped Borussia Dortmund to win the UEFA Cup. Not a frequent goalscorer with Juve as he was more fond of the woodwork.


Peter Schmeichel - Cleaner/Carpet Fitter etc
Turned his hand to a variety of tasks including working for 12-months as a cleaner in a retirement home before he hit the big time.
The goalkeeper was also an apprentice carpet fitter, sold advertising for a newspaper and ran a charity shop for the World Wildlife Fund before joining Manchester United in 1991. Now fronts 'Dirty Jobs' on the Discovery Channel.
Schmeichel relaxes after work


Grafite - Bin Liner Salesman
Wolfsburg's powerhouse went door to door in his native Sao Paulo selling bin-liners to support his family.
In a recent interview he said it wasn't an unusual job for the time and that the experience had taught him a lot of positive things. Certainly did as he reduced Bayern Munich's defence to rubbish last season with a superb individual goal.

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

GAMEWEEK 15


1. Mickey Owen's XI Yusuf Seth 57 952
2 Goodfella's Muhammed Riaz Gani 61 870
3 PUNK naeem vallee 73 859
4 1 nil to the Arsenal Mohsin Seth 52 852
5 Red Heaven Muhammed Carim 45 822
6 * Porn Stars * Azhar Mohamed Moola 78 813
7 The Champion Seth Junaid Seth 45 809
8 fuzzy 11 Mohammed Faeez Mayet 50 807
9 Miroslav's XI afzal mayet 43 807
10 Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 75 795




             
1. Mickey Owen's XI Yusuf Seth             57                  vs .Rafa'ello's ziyaad mayet 61

2 . Bad Boys Zunaid Patel    70                   vs. Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail  75
3. umpires11 bilal ganchi      28                       vs _The same Owen's_ Cas Ebrahim 61
4. 1 nil to the Arsenal Mohsin Seth    52          vs Kop End FC Ebrahim Ahmed 58
5. The Champion Seth Junaid Seth    45       vs Wassup Sir Ish Loonat 42
6. HUFC Hoosain Mayet     57                            vs Real Champions Riyad Loonat  43
7 Akhtars FC zaheer mayet    74                 vs Adega II Muhammad Osmany 54
8 Red Heaven Muhammed Carim 45             vs Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia 50

DEBONAIRS CUP
QUARTER FINAL DRAW(Begins this Gameweek)

A)   Rafa'ello's ziyaad mayet                             vs Akhtars FC zaheer mayet 74
B)The same Owen's_ Cas Ebrahim                vs Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail
C) HUFC Hoosain Mayet                                 vs Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia 50D)The Champion Seth Junaid Seth                vs Kop End FC Ebrahim Ahmed

SEMI FINAL DRAW
A vs D
B vs C

LIFE IN THE EUROPA LEAGUE

And so the final round of UEFA Champions League fixtures are completed.Barca and Inter avoided upsets in tricky encounters..Arsenal and the likes were all through.What is the Big whoo ha about Liverpool..We were out already...Why the comments...of us Hiding.
Im busy researching the Europa League as Juve and Liverpool could be the first ever Champions of this Competition

The return of the Chavel.The Chavelino has mailed in and requested to put this video up of Roy Keane and one of his rants and raves. I am no MANC Fan but I would have Keane in my team any time.



What a dark night. My lowest moment as a Juve Fan.I know Im gonna get a pounding on the blog...especially from Killa....4-1.We were pathetic. I was on the Juve forums and many Bianconeri were saying that why didnt Ciro Ferarra didnt bring on Giovinco and why did he take off Del Piero for Poulsen.Poulsen was pathetic ,Really Pathetic.
But you know I see alot of similarity with Juve and Liverpool.We both in Europa League.....
Juve have Poulsen and Liverpool have Lucas.
Europa League.......better than nothing I guess....BUT being dumped of the Champions League and trounced by Bayern is a tragedy...4-1 fucken one.
But Juve were poor and Poulsen who supposed to shore up the 1-1 scoreline couldnt cope with Shweinsteiger and Ollic and Co. We were thumped...
And Il take out my shield and get ready for the pasting. Killa , Even if you pelt me here it will never erase the pain of the Alliance Arena in 2006. But enjoy the feeling.As a sporstman and in gest I will acceot the beating like a man.

But as a Juve fan for so many years last night was the most painfull ever. Let me forget about it.....

Michael Owen belted a hatrick and Penaltinho was on target again. Milan were lucky that Ronaldinho equalised.....and Madrid beat Marseille.
Chelsea are through and so we wait for tonights encounters and see whether Inter join Juve in the Europa League.
But a dark ,dark night.......................................................

Monday, December 07, 2009

JACQUELINE BOTHA


This weeks babe of the week is the gorgeous Jacqueline Botha from P.E.Jacqueline is also part of the FHM Models Top 100. For PIMS one on one with Jacqueline and more pics
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FIFA 2010 WORLD CUP DRAW

WOZA SA 2010 WOZA

2010 WORLD CUP FINAL DRAW

Lets start this post with the words of footballing pundit MAMADOO...
"Bring Brraaazzeel,Bring Eeetaly, Bring Spain,Brig Holl land,Bring Argentina..Bring them All. We will HUMMER THEM ALL"

What a Mugg Mamadoo is.Lets add some realism here. SA have a tough group and in reality there is no way that they will hammer the best in the World,Not Bafana. The draw was great albeit that my family avoided a tragedy but Shukr to that. We managed to watch the draw at home and Looking Good for Italy...Il have my say in the comment. For now I leave it to Galactico.
Please share your comments..............

The Final Draw for the 2010 World Cup is as out. The event held in Cape Town was a success and South Africa is now preparing its final touches to host the Worlds Greatest Sporting Event in June & July Next Year. Cape Town entertained celebrities from around the World in a glittering evening. Woza SA 2010 Woza.





GROUP A
RSA SOUTH AFRICA
MEX MEXICO
URU URUGUAY
FRA FRANCE


Well Bafana Bafana will have no easy passage it seems to the 2nd Round. Meeting France in the final game requires us to get maximum points from our first two games against Uruguay & Mexico. Tough Group but we need to perform and qualify for the 2nd Round as the 18 host nations before us did.

I met Itumeleng Khune the Chiefs and Bafana Goalkeeper yesterday and he was fired up. Had a brief chat and he was Optimistic. He said he cant wait.......

GROUP B
ARG ARGENTINA
NGA NIGERIA
KOR SOUTH KOREA
GRE GREECE


It seems that Argentina & Nigeria should qualify from this group but Korea produced a string of upsets in 2002 to reach the World Cup Semi-finals while Greece shocked the football World by winning the Euro 2004 Cup against all odds.


GROUP C
ENG ENGLAND
USA USA
ALG ALGERIA
SVN SLOVENIA


Well England could not have received a kinder draw to get through top of the group into the 2nd Round.


GROUP D
GER GERMANY
AUS AUSTRALIA
SRB SERBIA
GHA GHANA


One of the toughest Groups of the World Cup with Germany, Ghana & Serbia all strong teams and Australia no pushovers as well.


GROUP E
NED NETHERLANDS
DEN DENMARK
JPN JAPAN
CMR CAMEROON


Netherlands and Cameroon should qualify from this Group but the Danes somehow always seem to come up with what it takes to qualify for the 2nd Round.


GROUP F
ITA ITALY
PAR PARAGUAY
NZL NEW ZEALAND
SVK SLOVAKIA


Italy should have no problem qualifying top of Group F. Paraguay and Slovakia to fight over the remaining spot available.


GROUP G
GROUP OF DEATH
BRA BRAZIL
PRK NORTH KOREA
CIV IVORY COAST
POR PORTUGAL


Without a  doubt the Group of Death of the World Cup. Ivory Coast my favourites from Africa along with Brazil & Portugal will make this a cracker Group. One Big Team will fall.


GROUP H
ESP SPAIN
SUI SWITZERLAND
HON HONDURAS
CHI CHILE


Well it seems the Spanish qualifying with the best results 10 wins from 10 and the favourites for the World Cup have one of the easier passages to the knockout phase.


ADIDAS JABULANI


FIFA and Adidas have officially released the ball to be used at the 2010 FIFA World Cup. The ball will be called the Adidas Jabulani. Jabulani means “to celebrate” in Zulu and Africa and South Africa are ready to celebrate the World Cup in 2010.


There are 11 colours present on the ball that represent the following



1 colour for each of the team players as well as to represent each of the 11 languages of South Africa and the 11 different South African Communities that will welcome the World. The design represents diversity and harmony which describe the South African Nation as a colourful and welcoming nation.


The Ball has a new feel in that of a Grip and Groove Ball allowing for more control, a stable flight through the air as well as perfect grip for all conditions. The ball is being described as the most stable and accurate ball ever due to its 8 spherical 3d panels making it perfectly round.


Galactico

In weekly soccer round up it was a great victory for Juve as we beat Inter in a ferocious derby 2-1.Great goal by Marchisio I expect Lippi to bring him next year.He was fanatastic.Tempers were flying as Mourinho was banished to the stands and first time I even seen Buffon fighting .
But the victory revived Juve and revived Serie A.Lets hope tmorow night Fabio Grosso destroys the Germans and I get a personal victory over Killa
Big one in Turin tomorow night.Its Big...
Also good wins for Roma and Milan as the Italian clubs have to survive the champions League and make sure they qualify

In Spain Penaltinho missed a Penalty...and got sent off.....one yellow card for celebrating his goal and removing his shirt and Messi again was f34ken Sublime.

In England the MANCS were majestic as Chelsea slipped up.It was a weekend of missed Penalties,Fabregas,Lampard,Defoe.
Scholes and Gibson scored crackers and Man City finally won..Although Adebajors goal was a handball........
As for Liverpool..I just have a few words.
We are in the Perishaans and WHY DOES RAFA PLAY LUCAS AND NOT AQUILANI.OH YES he is resting Aquilani for the game against Fiorentina.
RAFA THE MUGG


DONT CLOSE THE DARWAJOH
BY UBCLE BHAI GORA
ASAL NOO WAKATH
BACK IN THE DAY


UBG was really upset when Aprah Waroh made some comments about not paying homage to our greats. So he began his quest and since he is dik in promoting Banjos Biltong he has went BACK TO THE FUTURE STYLE. Marty McFly Eat your heart out.
"Back in the day we played on rocks and smoked grass.Todays lities play on grass and smoke the rocks"-Uncle Bhai Gora

At weddings and at functions the old timers always ask us.Hows the soccer.And then it starts.They always bring back the Fietas days and Natalspruit grounds and how the guys played etc. They say nowadays boots and balls and Beckham Lifetsyle lities cannot cut it. Well UBG has unveiled the picture of the famous NatalSpruit grounds and how our timers used to play on sand.

Just look at the crowds.Dynamos back in the day at Natalspruit grounds.
picture courtesy of :Banjos Biltong "You can never choke on this Biltong"

Lastly what are your comments on the million dollar challenge.UBG wants to see some GOLF comments.
Below is a picture of UBG and TIGER thanking him after UBG gave him a copy of his latest copy of the revolutionised Kama Sutra.Talk is Cheap,But Punda is expensive




THE HOT NEW COMERS OF 2009

By DR CRICKET



In a year where lots of cricket has been played many new faces showed up. Some have made an impact and others just fizzled away. We take a look at the newest impact players who have talent to be the hot new members on the circuit.

Martin Guptill made his odi debut on the 10th January against West Indies and has never looked back with his current average at 41.00 and a high score of 122 on debut. Talking to the scholars and brains of cricket, they are expecting great things from this young 23 year old man. During the Champions League I spoke to the CEO of New Zealand Cricket (Justin Vaughn), he says that Guptill has a great hunger to be the best and could be the best New Zealand ever produced. Guptill success is remarkable because as he has only two toes on one of his feet as a result of a forklift accident.


Wayne Parnell had broken into the National setup during the beginning of 2009 but really cemented himself as a pure death bowler during the year. Already with 22 wickets this year and a average of 21.00 he is strong becoming a household name. Parnell has a mature head on those shoulders and posses great leadership qualities so don’t be surprised to see him take over from Smith in years to come.


Two Pakistani’s have also layed there claim first is the very young Mohammed Aamer. The 17 year old burst onto the scene in the T20 World Cup and was vital to there success and in lifting the trophy. He is a pure fast bowler and left handed at it a really rare breed. Specially picked out by the legendary Wasim Akram. The global eye is on him. Umar Akmal the second of the pair and brother to keeper Kamran has been flowing runs of late, starting with a 50 in his second game and a 100 in his third. His current average is 44 in both T20 and Odi and just over 75 in test. Although young in cricket his really looking the part and has stolen the show of late.


Trott of South African origin has been thrusted in English Cricket and started it of with a brilliant debut century. He is technically sound and should be a permanent member of the ever changing English. A truly excellent talent. Averaging high already though he hasn’t played much cricket as yet.


Ajantha Mendes, a man of extraordinary talent he mixes up bowling like no other. mixing spin and medium together, he is becoming a danger to all batsmen. Bamboozling many with googlies, off breaks, top spinners, flippers and leg breaks. After-impressing in the Caribbean Mendes has only grown in stature. The inventor of the “carrom ball”, which he realises with an unusual snap of his fingers. Mendes seen to take over from Muli Mendes has shown great players of spin that they know nothing when facing him. Ask India


Undoubtedly most of these young men could go on to be the next great thing. Lets keep a keen eye on them and watch them as they flourish.