DIVISION 1 PLAY OFFS

LEEDS 0 DONCASTER 1

Heartbreak for Leeds. A team that once upon a time had graced the premiership for so many years. Sorry Mini.

Theres always a next time. Unlike the Mancs the ghosts of Munich dont come and help the poor.

TITLE WEEKEND

It was a quiet weekend by my standards.Got some Charity work done Saturday. Watched What happens in Vegas on Friday. Reason being couple of my close buddies seem to be getting hitched Lol. Spent Saturday night watching a partner enter the realm of marriage, awesome night. But as I always say thats Football, Players come and Go....But Del Piero will never leave Turin. He will always wear the black and white. But yeah got some strategies sorted and stuff. Worked a bit on Project heaven is a place on Earth and Sunday I got the freakin flu...Just did f#4kall. Watched the climax of the last day of footie. Where do I start



Ok.First up.Azee you f#4ker. Who has won the Golden Boot in Serie A. Answer Alessandro Del Piero. Del has been playing some awesome football lately. The press are saying that he is playing like he did 12 years ago. He got a brace on the last day of the season. IF F3$KEN DONADONI doesnt take him to the Euros then F#4K Donadoni. Del deserves to be there. But great thing for me to see Del clinch the Golden Boot





Now on to Serie A, and my hatred for Inter ensured that they wrapped up the Seria A with a superb Zlatan show.Fuc# it now what can you do. Inter teh B@#stards won the Scudetto. they have been in control the whole season ....And I felt sorry though for Roma. But If you win matches you win the Championship. So f#4ken Inter ba@3ards Won.





But whats more tragic is that the Mighty Milan will now play in the UEFA CUP. What no Champions League for Milan.F#4K THAT..THATS A SHOCKER. Milan won, But Fiorentina beat Torino, So the Viola are through. Shakes? Any comment.







THE FA CUP FINAL

Lets be honest here. Who was watching. i remember being a kid , The Atmosphere of the FA CUP, Sitting at home, watching the road to Wembley, the players coming of teh bus, teh suits, greeting the Duchess of York, the Anthems, the roar when the Captain lifts it at Wembley. It gripped me. Its a competion that grips you as a kid. Half time we were out playing ball on the grass. This year, Different. But well done to pompey. After all they are the FA CUP Champions.

So we know the Mancs, Real and bayern won their respective Championships. But what about Home.
Well firstly much of the Sunday was about my couzies shop being looted ..F#4KEN Hell. What a thing. Let em tell you it makes us scared about 2010. I mean it was chaos,,,and scary...The shop was literally looted and all that remains is just a shell. Nothing...Freakin scariest thing ever

But anyways on the local front, Supersport Utd clinched it. My Toppie and I wanted Ajax to win.Supersport lost but Ajax THE B@3TARDS COULDNT WIN,And the Ajaz owe missed a sitter in the last minute

Then there was the Super 14, which ZK will cover tomorow. But one SA teams in, the Sharks and the Stormers.So good weekend for SA Sport.

And then there was an article about Stevie G and his hatred for the Mancs Lol

THE TRUE SPIRIT OF AN ABU
Stevie G. You go You Beauty











Gerrard: It Killed Me To Watch United Win Again
Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard says he is more determined than ever to finally lead his boyhood club back to the very top of the English game.

The Reds finished in fourth this term despite a promising start and a scintillating debut campaign from striker Fernando Torres. The Merseysiders were actually top of the table in September, but a string of disappointing draws through the middle of the season saw them plummet out of the title race as they have done all too often over the last 17 years."It hurts more and more when we get to November or December every season and have to accept we're out of the title race again," admitted Gerrard, before imploring the club's American owners to make the necessary funds available to coach Rafa Benitez."Every year seems to be following the same routine. The manager asks for more support in the transfer market in January, while we're all saying to ourselves this should have happened the previous summer," he continued."

The time to act is now, not in January when we're already too far behind. Look at Chelsea. A day after they've lost the league, what do they do? They spend £16 million on a full-back."That's the kind of ruthless approach to transfers the Liverpool fans and players want to see, making the signings the manager wants."The manager knows where we need to strengthen and the players and fans have faith in Rafa — but he needs the backing to act on his plans."There's no point us waiting all summer again and then possibly missing out on the players we need."If we do that we'll just end up going through the same experience as previous years."The only way to achieve this is to give the manager the kind of backing which gives us a chance. You only get better when you improve the quality in the squad."Everyone can see we've got a lot of very good players here. I honestly don't believe we're that far off if we can make two or three top-class additions.

"The spine of the side is definitely there. But we know United and Chelsea are going to go out and spend millions again this summer."You can see what Fernando Torres added to our team this season. He made a big difference."No one is saying we should be spending that kind of money on every player we sign, but if we're going to mount a serious challenge for the title we have to bring in proven quality."I'm not just talking or thinking as a player here, but as a fan. This isn't just about what I feel, but about what the fans, the players and everyone who loves the club wants."Our supporters deserve more of a challenge than we've put up — but they also need to feel we've a realistic chance of competing."Like all of us, they'll be watching what's happening at the club over the summer very carefully."They'll be reading the papers every day to find out what's going on, and desperate to feel positive about the future."I've always seen summer as a really important period because that's when all the planning gets done."League titles aren't just won on the pitch from one week to the next, they're won by managers planning ahead and assembling squads which can cope with the demands of English and European football."We have to be doing everything in our power over the next few weeks to prevent another disappointing season."He added: "I've won every major honour at Liverpool except one. It hurts more and more not only to have never won the league, but to have never really gone close."It would be bad enough if we only narrowly missed out on the title, but we've never got to March or April recently and thought we were in contention."That's what we want more than anything at Anfield, but we'll only achieve that when everyone is working together for the same goal."I watched United last week and as a Liverpool fan it killed me to see them win the league again."They deserved to win it and I have the utmost respect for their achievement, but we've got to do everything we can to get it off them next season."
Goal.com

To conclude though


Some talking points for the blog today.
How the f#4k could Spain leave Raul Out, And how the f#4k could Domenesch leave Trezeguet out of the French Squad.
And then the big talking point

Will the lity Ronaldo leave for Real Madrid?
Some toppies (old men in indian community) affirmed this speculation at the Mosque. If he does then like Owen, becks and a host of others, He will f#4k up his career, i think.On the contrary. Will 100 million be too hard to turn down. wHO WOULDNT TURN 100 MILLION QUID DOWN.

And is Penaltino worth that if Zidane only went for 40 odd.

CONGRATULATIONS MAN UTD

Since it was a title weekend and the cable theft, I thought I will just convert this post into a Super Tuesday. So Il be adding on the rest of the writers bits on this Super Tuesday and give the MANCS some joy before Chelsea do the business in a fortnight

pictures.courtesy of the Chavel.He had to have a say

What can I say. CONGRATULATIONS MANCHESTER UNITED ON BECOMING PREMIERSHIP CHAMPIONS.
I say this with a heavy heart and lots of hasad...(jealousy)

I apologise for the slow updates, Its not a Oprah Winfrey scam....But they stole the copper cables at the office.... Whats f#4ken new..........

MAN UTD .CHAMPIONS OF THE PREMIERSHIP

Once again Penaltino stepped up and slotted home. I was at an alipor function at Homestead Park so I ended up watching the game with Anees Mayet. And when I got there Anees told me the b@#trds are 1-0 up through a penalty by Penaltino. We switched to the Chelsea game and it was 0-0. The only moment of hope came when the Heskey header just went over the cross bar. i said to Anees , Fuck if that had to go in . ........

After a while I told Anees. Salo Awunoo (Its bloody coming), the equaliser that is. My reasoning coz Kirkland was having a blinder just like Miklosko was having years ago. Then Sheva scored and the Abus had hope. It was a difficult task but as an Abu YOU MUST HAVE HOPE AND BELIEF. But then Giggs came on. I thought the Wigan marking was poor for the Giggs goal. It was fitting though that a man of Giggs stature sealed it for the MANCS....AND WELL as an Abu I watched the celebrations and Sir Alex xhewing gum. Anybody knows this brand of 90 minute flavoured Gum. But f#4k it. Its hard for me to say...But the blog is almost two and a half years old and so far on my blog only the MANCS have won. So I will WAIT FOR THE F#4KEN DAY when someone else wins it. So till Europe...........Enjoy you f#4ken MANC

It was last day of the season so for many of the big teams it was just a case of resting players, strategising and winding down. But Azee. Sven getting a 8-1 hammering from Bourough. He is surely on his way out. And poor Reading winning 4-0 but still facing the drop. Hearts were broken. Reading, Derby and Birmingham. Dodi Al Fayed was smiling yesterday. Any idea who won our Fantasy League......................?

And its all gunns blazing now for the Champions League and the Euro Championships

LA LIGA UPDATE

We know Madrid won, so wel get more from Irfaan in the La Liga update. I met Riyad Loonat at the Alipor Function and he had his Madrid kit on...gloating. But he mentioned to me that of all the Madrid titles..This one never felt right. He is happy they won it...But he said it was too easy

BUNDESLIGA UPDATE

Gatusso signs for Bayern or has agreed terms. Welcome back to Europe Bayern Munich. As I said to Killa, WTF. Do you Germans want to change it to Bayern Azurro Munchen

SERIE A UPDATE.

Great to see the Serie A go the Wire. Inter who I have the same hatred as I do to the MANCS...Must f#4ken lose it. They must get three points next week or else Roma will steal it, Thats if Roma win. Juve have qualified for Europe. But Shakes how did Milan f#4k it up yesterday. Can you imagine a Europe without a Milan. And they did everything.Like Mr Mathir, Maths tuition Mr Mathir used to say.."You Swim in the Ocean, But drown in the bath"

Now all Fiorentina need is 3 points against Torino and its bye bye Milan. But for now Again I say.Enjoy You MANCS

These pictures in from Mamoo

TO THE RED DEVIL FANS

MOSCOW HERE WE COME

SUPER 14 UPDATE

By ZK

So I've been away for a while and no I was not in hiding because of the Sharks :P Its more like I've had a bit of a holiday from a favourite pass time of watching sports…which meant the lack of what has been going on in the Rugby (though I regularly get updates when my team are loosing – again to fellow compatriots THANKS – like I needed reminding --- for fcuks sake).

Fortune favours the brave so the saying goes…and welcoming to note that the Bulls Springbok players became brave on Friday to beat the Brumbies. Wikus van Heerden playin in place of Schalk Burger (out through injury) led the charge with Bakkies Botha. Wynand Oliver, skipper Fourie du Preez, wing bryan Habana and loosehead prop Gurthro Steenkamp chose the right time to regain their form especially leading up to the announcement of the first 45-man national training squad under new Bok coach DeVilliers.

Vodacom Bulls 28 – 17 Brumbies

So a flurry of tries made sure that the dismal performance of the Sharks in their overseas leg was not repeated. With five points in the bag they still may just have some little hope of getting into the semi's. Another five points from the next match and a few results going their way can still ensure the home semi they want but the idiots had to leave it to faith and chance. This reminds me of a few years back when the results definitely did not favour us. The fact that we also don't have those bonus points from the beginning of the seasons wins may be the ultimate nail in the coffin. *SIGH*

Quick recap of the game – the Sharks left it late for the bonus point and looked like they were heading to only a 3point win. Then what looked almost resemblant to the finals of last year sees in Odwa Ndungane touching down in a similar manner in which Bryan Habane denied the Sharks. And another followed ensuring a comfortable distance and a five point win.

I have to admit though that this was the best attacking performance of the season by the Sharks, sad though that it maybe too little too late.

The Sharks 33 – 14 Vodacom Cheetahs

The Lions have shown the mettle. For the die-hard Lion supporters I'm sure this weekends match would have left you proud on how far your team has come. Killing off the Chiefs super14 campaign at the right time the lead was almost destroyed when they let the Chiefs score two quick tries in the 80 min. The Chiefs loosehead Ben May was red-carded for trampling Joe van Niekerk. Facing the Stormers in the final match of the season, the Lions may just throw a spanner into the hopes of the Stormers gaining a semi final berth.(anyone with tickets let me know – would love to see the final match which plays a part for on whether my beloved Sharks make it or not!!!)

Auto & General Lions 33 – 27

Chiefs Stormers who could have secured a semi final place decided to leave it to chance by drawing the match against the Waratahs. Playing in horrid conditions – cold, wet, blustery – I would think that the Stormers had the advantage as it is their stadium. The result has thrown all the doors open for a playoff round. The Stormers started the match two points behind the Waratahs in fourth place, and now the Sharks are back in the frame. The Sharks are fifth going into the final weekend, but have the same number of log points as the Stormers, and are just trailing on points difference. I would say more on the match but really now I would be a little mmmm one sided as I was hoping that the Stormers lost just so that the Sharks were firmly back in the semi fray. Bottom line though I think the Stormers may have the better chances of a semi and hey ultimately (though saddening) I would like one SA team in the final especially after having two in last years one.

Vodacom Stormers 13 – 13 Waratahs

Other Results:

Reds 21 – 27 Crusaders

Highlanders 15 – 40 Blues

Hurricanes 21 – 10 Western Force Vodacom

Super 14 Log

1.Crusaders 52

2.Hurricanes 40

3.Waratahs 39

4. Vodacom Stormers 37

5. The Sharks 37

6. Blues 36

7. Chiefs 34

8. Brumbies 28

9. Western Force 28

10. Bulls 23

11. Reds 17

12. Highlanders 15

13. Cheetahs 13

14.Lions 12

Weekend Soccer Round Up-PEREIRA WTF

It was a relaxing weekend, Whats new, Power Outages, Cold .....the usual stuff. From a sporting perspective the MANCS edge closer to the title. But one of the more quieter weekends, Footie on Sunday again and we got thumped 3-0. Had a young lad in the team that probably had a Michaelangelo breakfast before the game. He couldn't hold and gave us a thorough description of where to go for breakfast and what to eat. Its the second time in the history of the club that the Sargent came calling.......

The rest of the Sunday was spent eating Lol. But first up I have to address this issue. I phoned Azee and Seth immediately about hearing on Perreira.

Now we all know on the blog that Im not a fan of Perreira.

So lets address this issue critically with some mature comments. Why is Perreira leaving us. Is it because SAFA does not want to raise his salary to 3.8 bars. Could be? Im gonna ask a few questions here and spark of a debate. Please when leaving a comment regarding the Perriera debate refer to the questions.

1. As I said, maybe he knows something we dont. Now what could this be?

2. His family needs him, I heard his wife is ill and well we which her the best.Is this it?

3. Maybe he knows he has a squad thats destined to fail or at least he believes that he cannot make miracles in SA

4. Maybe the state of this country in terms of loadshedding, price hikes, crime has driven him away.

5. Did Perriera do a noble thing or was it a k#4k thing to do.?No scruples

And lastly perhaps he just buckled under the pressure of a frenzied football mad nation?

What is it.....What is the Perreira Situation.

Oh and last but not least, If he gallantly f#4ks off...Who should be the man that takes charge.?I say Gorden Ingesund. Azee, maybe my constant moaning will throw Gordon in the helm

THEATER OF DREAMS

I think Im gonna become a MANC supporter. Maybe then and then only will they Not Win. It seems that teh more nazr you put on them the more they f#4ken win. Again here they would have been in teh perishaans if it wasnt for the Tevez equaliser. No they must draw a game if they lose gaiinst Chelsea. F34k it. The Mancs have it all to lose. And it seems that they have the players to WIN the title. So f#4k it yeah...Everything though is focussed on the Champions League against Barca. Many debate that Barca will come through, then again many debate that without Ronaldinho, Deco and Puyol Barcelona are F#4kall..

Whaterver the case this week is the SLAUGHTER

ALWAYS A GUNNER

Had supper with Jives on Sunday night....We debated the Arsenal situation....The future of the players, the captain etc. It was said that the signing of a striker and a central defender and Arsenal are on their way. But Jives made a good point stating that If stars arrive, what happens to Wengers nuturing of the litys...so he concluded by saying that Wenger knows his thing. Also I see that Arsene has urged all the young Gunners to stay. Even Fabregas...But you know the stitch...When you going out with a badaam and she leaves you because you not producing Silverwear, the big clubs start circling like vultures and try to pull tactics of wooing your girl. Same thing here...The big clubs are like vultures trying to sign the Young guns. If they are like chics from the old era, they stay or else they will move on for the money and push life

FROM THE KOP END

Chamopions League is all but safe. Alot of debate has been surrounding the problems at Anfield Off the field that is, With Hicks and DIC and Rafa. Now the latest coming in is that Liverpool are in Financial problems and the sale of Tores is beneficiall. AC MIlan and Juve are eportedly watching over Torres. Another thing looming is a mass exodus of some owes at Anfield. If you ask me.....Benayoun, Kuyt, and a host of other owes need to be brought in, We need to be Up There challenging for every major trophy there is

CHEL$KI

It is said that Jose has signed for Inter and is taking Drogba and Lampard with him. Then it is said that Guus is on his way to the bridge. We were just talking yesterday..What happened to the likes of Sidwell, Tel Ben Haim, Winston Bogaarde and all these other duds Chelsea signed. Big things gonna happen next year for sure.

In the rest of the premiership the usual things happened. Villa thumping Birmingham in a local Derby and Owen scoring a brace in a Derby win over Sunderland

SPANISH LA LIGA

Barcelona drew,,,Madrid Won. What can I say ...Riyad Loonat smiles again. But Il wait for him next year in Europe,,,Because Juve are almost back....We back he he.....More on La Liga in Super Tuesday. Good thing for Barca is that Europe is all thats left to play for

SERIE A UPDATE

A great win for Juve and a hat trick For Del Piero. Roma F#4ken drew and well Inter look set for the scudetto again. Milan won 5-1 against Reggina and Im happy for Juve. We need some big signings and we competing for Europe Again......

Forza Juve

Oh and Killa ,Good win for Bayern in the German Cup. You guys are putting Luca Toni in prime form for the Euros

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP-THE f#4KEN GUNNERS, CANT RELY ON THEM EISH

It was a relaxing weekend, rather cold Id say, spent most of it embroiled in the latest charity Venture, an orphanage for babies in Doornfontein. Youl see more of this in the future charity post, HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH. Really sad. You know sometimes you have to have the bottle for it. But Il leave the write ups and pictures for the upcoming post. I titled it Heaven is a place on Earth for a reason. It was a place that houses babies 0 to 3 years. Most of em out there are abandoned, found in toilets, in velds, abused both sexually and physically......kids guys, They just kids.

You know for me personally they were two boys 1 and half years old, Future Mohamed Alis I tell you lol...But youl see the pictures.....

As you all know the marketing campaign for the SWOOSH0018 CHARITY FOUNDATION is "The Amazing RACE FOR CHARITY, meaning we will race all the time for Charity.

So I just wanna use this post to get a message across, anyone that once to be included on the Charity mailing list, Please email me swoosh0018@gmail.com and title your mail "I AM IN" with your name.

This mailing list will serve as an information network and activity network. In other words, Wherever we going or what we are doing in the future you will be aware of.

Sunday, I was a regular day of footie and hell our owes at REAL LESCO are scoring belters.....

he he. Well done to the lads. f#4K the player of the year, We need to have the goal of the season Lol

And Sunday as we know was a BIG NIGHT, AND SATURDAY WAS THE JUVE MILAN CRACKERJACK

THEATER OF DREAMS & ALWAYS A GUNNER

A penalty again HAUNTED Arsenal, and a penalty by Penaltino. The f#4ken Arsenal Muggs, They coudlnt do it for the Abus. They f#4ken went and lost. I said it in the beginning, They will crumble and no Silverware in the season. I want to ask the Arsenal lads. Is Wengers job safe? Just asking. As for the Mancs theres nothing to say except that the more Nazr you pt on them the more they perform. I thought Hargreaves was exceptional and yet many maintain that he is a sh#4 player. But three Big points for the Mancs and now only Chel$ki can catch them. But I am miffed...............The MANCS spoiled my weekend by beating Arsenal and its fair to say that the Gunners or Young Guns were gunned down. Rumour has it that Sanderous is mentally upset because Arsnal f#4ked it up..........As they say the better team this year won. Arsenal the f#4ken Irish.........I await the comments from the Gunners

FROM THE KOP END

A sound 3-1 win against a resolute Blackburn and Stevie G and Tores again were our shining stars. Its a good thing. We are peaking in time for the Champions League conclusion. The only rif raf at Anfield is all this rif raf regarding the take over. Rafa wants answers, But f#4k the politics, As long as we back to winning ways. In Europe ,In Rafa we trust.

CHEL$KI

They have yet to play, Come on the Blues. We want a wedding with Deg (Indian metal pots) food.Thats all Im saying. Keep the pressure on the Mancs. You are our only hope OB-1

In the rest of the Premiership Keegan is showing his revolve and a great win for Aston Villa. Thumping six past Derby. Its footie fever now and the next three months are going to be Sublime

LA LIGA ROUND UP

Real move 9 points clear, Barcelona draw. So Mr Loonat can smile...He is in the class of "Vincente Del Bosque sitting in a dugout on a electric European night at the Benabeau". More though from Irfaan tomorow

BUNDESLIGA

Killa, this is for you. Bayern cruising. But Killa what were your views against Getafe. What a game. The spaniards had you okes on the Cosh, with ten men from teh offset. A lucky escape Killa, A lucky Escape. You okes should be the fabourites for the UEFA CUP and will be welcomed into the Champions League next year, You can see how sorely missed Bayern Was

SERIE ROUND UP

What a relief, Juve are close to the Champions League next year after beating Milan 3-2. Roma and Inter both won. 6 games to go.Its hotting up

FORZA JUVE

I musta admit on Saturday night I was a bit nervous about the game. It was an important win in our quest to push for a Champions League place. And it was against the mighty Milan. So it was gonna be tough, The good thing though it was in Turin. Alex Del Piero opened the scoring for Juve with a neat angled finish. Milan then scored twice with Inzaghi.poaching two goals as he does best. But then Juve bounced back with two strikes from Salihamovich. The latter being a belting header. Del then had a glorious chance to make it 4-2. But great result, Humbling the once mighty Milan. For Milan though its tragic that they might not qualify for Europe. Ancelotti needs to go. For Juve we need to sign some Champions League Players and make ourselves known Next Year. We back from the dead.

Forza Juve

Always a Bianconero

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP-THE MANCS FALTER

It was a good weekend. Started out Friday be wacking a pothole. Tyre f#4ked. F3$ken Pothole just came there. Ok I wont lie I was thinking of a Badaam, Next thing you know, I hear a bang. Linbro Office park is thehome of this b@3stard pothole.So be Careful.

Saturday Night though was spent in the company of Legends. The 1970 Brazilian Dream Team to be exact. I represented Fordsburg.com and had to cover the Awards evening of FC MAYFAIR led by Mohammed Bhamgee. It was a star studded affair, Plenty Footballers and Celebs on hand there. Butch Cassidy who started out his event with our quote of the week

"This is in the Class of Omar Sheriff in the Lions of the Desert"

The function boasted names like Nicolas Anelka, Pepe Signori, Djibrill Cisse, Solomon Stix Morewa, Cesc Fabregas, Hershille Gibbs, Alex Del Piero and a few African Players. When I gave my speech I thought Jive will bring on Salim Salingha to infiltrate the podium on the left flank.

But it was a successful event benchmarking FC Mayfairs drive to the future and the formation and development of the youth structure, Under 6's and above.

Fordsburg.com is currently undergoing a migration to a sequal server so we down for 48 hours. The link and pictures of the awards will be under the new Sports Section.

On Sunday I was pulled out of retirement and well found the net after about two years, Hence my celebration :Berlin Here we come. I wont lie I was more in shock before I embraced the lads. Marks and Mamadee Moten, Vahzerz .............I fucken scored You Muggs. The pain and long wait is Over he he.Oh and I also squared up ahainst my La Liga writer Irfaan Adam who also got on the scoresheet with the third goal that sealed the game. An important point to note. If anyone wants a Calf workout, Just run in Melpark.The grass id freakin thick, And If you unfit it feels like you playing in thick mud.

A great way to end the goal drought drought Lol.Anyways back to the footie..........

FROM THE KOP END AND ALWAYS A GUNNER

Big names rested, But I wanted Arsenal to win. My passion as an Abu was overwhleming. Just so Arsenal could close the gap on the MANCS. But this game proves one thing. Why Rafa why do you not play Crouch? Does he have a personal gripe with Crouch? Who f#4ken knows. Also this Du Plessis lity from the Cape Flats, Plessis , His ok. I like how he was breaking down play and passing. It was just a dress rehearsal for the Big One tomorow Nite

THEATER OF DREAMS

F3cken Mancs came from behind. Riviting game. Strangely enough my toppie is a MANC, He started coming with excuses that the weather was bad bla bla. But Bourough the bastards could have clinched it in stoppage time. But we will settle for the point. Once again synonymous to brazils R & R , Ronaldo and Rooney delivered. So lets do a calculation here. The Mancs play Chelsea and lose, They lose at Arsenal. Chelsea and Arsenal win all their remaining games, and Halelujah.....The Mancs Win Nothing. 2. The Mancs go to the Nou Camp and lose. Halelujah, The Mancs get dumped out of Europe.

Now this will be an Abus Dream, But the MANCS HAVE IT ALL TO WIN AND ITS IN THEIR OWN HANDS NOW. I think they will beat Barcelona and then we will have a Liverpool vs Man Utd Final......Wishful Thinking..................I wonder

CHEL$KI

Chelsea keep up the pressure witha 2-0 win. Now Maybe we will see that wedding with the Deg Chows. Chelsea for the title. Come On the Blues. Give us some fireworks Now at the end of teh campaign. The Mancs cannot win the title. And so Chelsea and Man Utd could be a potential Championship Decider. What a big game

Elsewhere , Kevin Keegans lads are finally pulling the results, Everton keep up the pressure on Liverpool. For the rest of the teams, they f#4ked my fantasy football up he he....

SPANISH LA LIGA

Barca draw and Madrid draw. I met Riyad Loonat the Madrid Man on Saturday. He was looking confident. Barca are just not the same anymore and are F#4king it up. Ronaldinho is on his way out. But more from the La Liga in tomorows Super Tuesday by our correspondent Irfan Adam.

GERMAN BUNDESLIGA

Bayern are playing some mesmerising football. Frank "Farouk" Ribery is in sensational form. They have virtually sealed their lead. They will be welcomed into Europes elite

SERIE A ROUND UP

FORZA JUVE

F#4k I was upset last night, the only result that didnt flow my way. Juve were 2-0 down away to Palermo. I was checking ball by ball commentary on the internet. Next thing you know Del Piero scored two and the game took on some life. With ten minutes to go Trezeguet had and exellent chance. But he missed. And on teh 90 Palermo stole 3 points. Buffon was hapless, All three goals were not his fault. the gap from fourth spot Fiorentina is now 5. But thats Juve, We beat the Inters and Milans but go lose to the bottom dwellers.

Elsewher Milan, Roam, Inter and Fiorentina all won...That just made teh situation worse

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

A nice relaxing and eventful weekend. A bit of PIM here and there but good weekend. In retrospect, Even the Sports was sublime. The Mancs still lead by 5 when they almost led by 8. Hash had a brilliant weekend with the bat. So yeah, whos complaining.

FROM THE KOP END
Torres again. I watched the game with the Vahzerz's and Faheem Vahzerz. The lad was jumping when Tores scored the opener. FV aslo reiterated what a worker Dirk Kuyt is. I told him theres even workers in the old Workers Jor, Kuyt is shite. But nevertherless a great win for the kop lads in a quest to cement that Champions League spot.

THEATER OF DREAMS
Thumping Villa 4-0. I would have never expected this. The MANCS keep rolling on. If they were 8 points clear there would be Perishaans. But I cant picture them losing. The more you want them to lose the more they Win................Ronaldo again Class. The Mancs though have the most difficult run In. But its theirs to lose. That should be some added pressure

CHEL$KI
Even though Chelsea won 1-0, And Shukr for that, as they maintained that 5 point deficit.... They were lucky to escape three points. They should have been punished twice in the last ten minutes. Borough just coudnt find the net. It was like Ping Pong. Cross bar and out, Cross bar and out,

ALWAYS A GUNNER
Down and out and out from the Mangs. And its still a three horse race. You see I chatted with a few toppies. Arsenal and Man Utd, yes Man Utd play attractive footie. A spade is a spade. When you watch them you realise how s#2te Liverpool play domesti soccer. 2-0 down ans a sensational Come Back. Cesc Fabregas to the rescue. I enjoyed the game. And to top it all of Arsenal were 10 men. I was watching with my toppie when the red card incident happened. his words were "The Refs are like the Metro Kops, They think they own the freakin institution" Just the way these Muggs dish out fines so do the Refs dish out cards....Anyone agree with this

BRAVO BRAVO TANGO ALPHA

Interesting weekend, You might wonder what does this title have to do with Soccer, But we spent the weekend with the crew on patrol at the Perimeter of the Istima in Lenz. Its huge. The Perimeter is about 3km surrounded by just Bush. To top it all off the weather was freakin horrendous. But that Perimeter is huge. We had different patrols and okes situated at entrances. Now some of the dangers on patrol. Bandits stealing the zinc and scafolding and the one that scared me the most............We were told ,dont go kopping Zees in the Bush or taking a stroll. Yes, the Rinkhalls. Plenty of Rinkhals slithering in the Bush. But overall it was ok. We on Perimeter duty again Thursday night till Saturday Nite led By Ebie J. The ideal Man in charge. And the Nights ended with "Tango, Foxtrot, Bravo Alpha.............echoeing around the perimeter. Obviously around the fire was footie banter

THEATER OF DREAMS

I watched this game. I was saying to myself, F#4ken Derby and these Mancs are 0-0. Jihad Abus vs Alis this weekend as well.But Ronaldo spoiled my Saturday. Hey lets be honest, We all expected them to win here. The lity had to make ammends, He missed plenty. Derby had some good chances too in the second half. And now the Mancs go top as Arsenal F#4k up again

FROM THE KOP END

1-0 Down and we managed to secure 3 vital points, particularly with Everton losing. I spoke to alot of the lads about the draw against Arsenal. In fact I met Rashid Cassim on Friday night. He didnt look preturbed. Majority of the lads said that last year Arsenal did the treble on us, This year We will do the treble on them, As we play them three times in two weeks or something like that. but great to get three points.

ALWAYS A GUNNER

Again Arsenal f#4ked it up and allowed the Mancs to get ahead. I said it before that the litys dont have what i takes. Although from the bottom of my heart I hope they get it together and dethrone the MANCS

CHEL$KI

Chelski are quietly making their presence known...I cant wait for the next months..A three horse race the way I look it. Come on Chel$ki, Come On. Good to see Jhon Terry on the scoresheet as well

SERIE A ROUND UP

Roma came from behind to beat Milan. Very unlikely of Milan to give away a lead. But Roma are now 6 points behind Inter. I hope Roma win the scudetto. Fiorentina also won. Luckily Ijaquinta salvaged three points for Juve in the 87th minute and that just makes the cause worse for Milan.

Roma for the double....................

LA LIGA.

Miserable weekend for both Real and Barcelona, But Real still in the comfort zone. Rijkaard and Shuster should be on their way out. Thats the price in Spain...No Margin for error. You have to be perfect

BUNDESLIGA

For Takilla. Bayern is obviously missed in the Champions League and players like Toni and Ribery are having blinders. Big news here is that Bremen lost. But will be great to have Bayern in the Champions League next year.Also I ANTICIPATE that Bayern are favourites to net the UEFA Cup as well

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

The Italian countryside around the Bay of Naples, called Campania, has always been noted for its beauty. In the days of the Roman Empire, its blue skies and magnificent scenery led many wealthy Romans to build villas there. The old and prosperous cities of Pompeii and Herculaneum and the quiet little town of Stabiae were among the many local summer resorts. On Aug. 24, AD 79, these towns were destroyed, and great stretches of the countryside were laid waste.
On that morning the great volcano Mount Vesuvius began to belch forth steam, gases, lava, and flames. Then began a hail of pumice stones up to 3 inches (7.6 centimeters) in diameter, followed by a torrent of white ashes. For nearly two days white ashes fell like snow on the doomed cities.
Most of the people of the two cities escaped as the eruption began. Those who sought refuge in cellars were suffocated by stifling sulfur fumes or crushed under falling roofs. In Pompeii alone about 2,000 perished. Its usual population was probably about 20,000, but the city may have been crowded with summer visitors. The most famous casualty of the great eruption was Pliny the Elder. He was in command of the Roman fleet in the Bay of Naples and took ships across the bay to Stabiae in an unsuccessful attempt to rescue refugees.
When the cloud lifted it revealed widespread devastation. Herculaneum lay completely buried under more than 60 feet (18 meters) of mud and volcanic material. At Pompeii 8 to 10 feet (2 to 3 meters) of pumice and 6 or 7 feet more of ashes covered everything but the tops of buildings. So great was the alteration of the seacoast that Pompeii, which was a seaside town before the eruption, now lies far inland.

Now Centuries later, and on this blog the Volcano erupted again in Pompey, only this time the MANCS got POM' PED BY POMPEY. AND THE VOLCANO ERUPTED.

THEATER OF DREAMS
Ebie J phoned me on Saturday smirking and giggling. I knew it. We laughed and discussed the MANCS exit. I immediately sent out a chain sms to the MANCS. The Muggs were furious, Now lets discuss the TREBLE. What is the Treble. THE FA CUP, THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, AND THE LEAGUE. Now the MANCS will have no treble. But you know the MANCS, They responded by sending me profane messages like "SHUT THE F#4K UP, BARNSLEY MAYET". etc etc.
Perhaps the toppie was two complacent, he had a full strength team, I mean Carrick was playing.
Nevertherless and incredible feeling.
A wise man once said "THAT WHEN THE LAAKRIE (STICK) HITS YOU, IT MAKES NO NOISE. And for all the punishment they dished us, the Stick is Hitting.
SULOMAN "F3$KEN" MONTARI is what I told them. The MANCS kept on saying how unlucky they were and that the ball is round and stuff like that.
BUT its the greatest feeling to have witnessed the eruption of POMPEY in 2008.

FROM THE KOP END
I just got some breaking news from Ejaz

Liverpool's joint owner, George Gillett, has agreed to sell 49 per cent of the club to Dubai International Capital in a deal worth up to £170 million, it was claimed yesterday.
According to Amanda Staveley, head of PCP Capital Partners, the private equity firm handling negotiations on behalf of DIC, Gillett agreed the deal in principle late on Friday.

Walking alone? George Gillett (left) is reported to have agreed to sell 49 per cent of his stake to DIC
"The legal documents have yet to be signed, but we're really pleased," said Staveley. "Of course we want to own Liverpool outright but this large stake is a great start."
DIC now need to agree on a partnership with Gillett's co-chairman and fellow American, Tom Hicks, who has made it clear he has no intention of giving up his control of Anfield.
Despite Hicks' angry attack on Staveley on Saturday, in which he accused the financier of leaking private correspondence to this newspaper, he has not ruled out the possibility of a key meeting with DIC executives in Dubai today.
His son, Mack, and two senior Hicks Holdings executives, Casey Shilts and Roy Bailey, had already scheduled unrelated meetings in Dubai this week to discuss a property deal and both DIC and a spokesman for Hicks confirmed last night that talks on the future of Liverpool were likely to take place over the next few days.

According to the deal, agreed in outline last week, Hicks would take one per cent off Gillett to give him a majority holding of 51 per cent. DIC would then control the other 49 per cent.

On the whole though Kop owes...What a feeling to see a consistant Liverpool. Why coudnt we do it earlier. Those 5 draws were ten points in the bag. Torres is class, Stevie G is on fire.
Tomorow we punish Inter

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOOTBALL AT CAFE NESCAFE
WATCH US F#4K INTER UP
INTER MILAN VS LIVERPOOL
TIME:21:OOPM
PANEL:, Myself, Mamadoo and Tovey (awaiting confirmation).

ALWAYS A GUNNER
No Comment, As the King in Braveheart said. The Bloody Irish, You can never rely on them

CHEL$KI
Locks, any comment, Grant needs to f#4k off, He cant handle this team. Drogba had to start. I see now Laudrup is shortlisted, Brian Laudrup that is

SERIE A ROUND UP
ALL THE BIG GUNS WON. I hear Ancelotti has been assured that his job is safe. Shakes Whats going on here. Juve at least had an important 2-0 win

LA LIGA.
Real Won, Barca F#4ked it up.As simplem as that. Smile Mr Loonat Smile. After you MUGGS got dumped out of Europe , thats the best you can do. Shusters Job is still on the line though

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

Many things happening this weekend. First up was Foxtrotting with Cesc Fabregas on Friday. Dont want to go into detail but just remember a FOX TROT pizza. On Saturday was a SPORTS CHAT at Kentucks. The panel of experts was myself, mo, Junski, Di Danks, Hazrat & Mols. It entailed some great debates, even some cricket. I hear that there is a indian lity thats doing well in teh under 19 world cup.Took some wickets. On Sunday was a star studded function again. Plenty footballers on show here. More so it was a KOP Function. It was great to be rubbing shoulders with so many Koppers. Only thing missing was singing YNWA when the bride and groom left. Lol. Waseem,Zee Mayet, Mams, Baboo Wadee,The Anfield hardcore was there.And it seemed to have rubbed off on liverpool.3-1 against Bolton. But glittering function. Closest I think wel get to a European night on home soil. Oh and the reigning tunnie champios Gknotts and Gminty were there too. So surrounded by Stars is what I call it.

FROM THE KOP END
3-1 against Bolton, Good result. I said to Mams, Now IF ONLY WE WERE SO CONSISTANT. Oh and I chatted to the lads about the new grey strip we will be donning next year. Perhaps the omen will come back. The grey Candy strip was the last of the Mohican's. But a good Liverpool result and well we can rejoice as we already have a foot in the door against Inter

THEATER OF DREAMS
Had a meeting with a badaam and I just saw the MANCS 3-0 up. I said , what to do now. At Kentucks on Saturday Night we debated against Die Danks and Hazrat about who the star player of Utd has been this season. We spoke about Carrick, the 18 million pound Mugg whom many believe has had a cracker of a season.I dont know what the MANCS think on who has been a star performer beside Ronnie. But they once again easily got three points and are proving to be dangerous. Wel see what Chavel says...

ALWAYS A GUNNER
f#4ks sake. We can never rely on Wengers men, They hold a 1 point lead. You know whats a bad is when the MANCS are allowed to come from behind. Now Gunners, remember what was said in the beginning of the year. "WENGERS LITYS WILL THROW IT AWAY". Any comments. At least they stole in the end and the MANCS are a pint behind. Nicholas Bendtner the Robin Hood who steals from the rich and gives to the poor

CHEL$KI
4-0. And Ballack in the centre stage again. Does anyone know what happened to FRANK LAMPARD. LOKS. Please answer. And to the neutrals one of the debates at KENTUCKS was that Lampard is the c#$kest and most overated player. But a healthy four for Chelsea. Oh and comments please about the bust up with KATE AND Terry. Other speculation at the Bridge is that Grant is history at the end of the season

SPANISH LA LIGA

Robinho to the rescue again for Madrid. Like someone told me, Madrid score alot but tehy freakin concede.just as many. Barca failed to maintain pace but how was Ronaldinhos bicycle. I wonder if Rijkaard will leave. Lucky Madrid.In the class of Mr Loonat himself

Serie A Roundup:

I was happy Inter the bAS@#ds lost. Roma moved into second and Milan drew to Lazio. What is happening in Serie A. Topsy turvy

I want to ask the readers this question. As I have been lambasted by okes saying Serie A is a S#ite league. Is it?

More on juve later

LOCAL ROUND UP

Sundowns, Chiefs, Pirates all in the Perishaans (Problems). What is happening?

Is it the Load Shedding.

Forza Juve

We lost again. The Referees have been giving us a raw deal after Christmas.It there for all to see. Fiorentina stole from us in stoppage time. And since Sissoko came we playing like Liverpool. Sissoko the b@#tard sold us last week.Tried to bicycle kick in our 18 area,Almost took a swipe at the Reginna Players head. then he makes a piublic statement that he is better than Macherano.

Anyways we are third

Forza Juve

Always a Bianconero