IM A PROTEA-THE BIG SEMI FINAL

With Wednesday fast approaching I must admit that terrible memory of 1999 still lingers on. This whole trip to Cape Town has also consistently been the lambasting of Faaiz Oz and the sheep shagging tag. After the demolition of England I still am fearful of this cricketing machine they call the Ozzies. Ebie Kop End phoned me last night, He believes , he says. He said Smith will come good. Last week I met his Uncle,Dyna Garda, I wonder whats his views on the Big Game are. Im just anxious, Will South Africa lose again in some mysterious way. Will they pull it off. Do we have what it takes. Or Are the Ozzies simpky in a different Class.

The bae4#ards stuffed us in 99 in cricket with the run out, They put Jannie De Beer in the Perishaans in the Rugby in a sad way. They always do it to us and no one else

This is Big. And I will open the floor and see what comments we generate in the Build Up.
My suggestion is again to Drop Kemp and Bring In Bosman. Every team had a World Class Spinner. In Cape Town I had the best Malva pudding on Friday at Swaars sisters place. I spoke to Farhad Mohammed, The Man was in the class of Zak Ackals spicing up a parcel/biff on a rainy night. We watched the latter stages of the New Zealand game with him also. Robin Peterson. Does this man Spin. Is he the best we have. Azee. Is it to late to bring Thandi Tshabalala.
What are your Predictions Guys?
Im going for a Difficult and hard earned South African victory or maybe Our Dadas will be giving us Jalebi once again