WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

It was a realaxing weekend. Spent most of it trying to organise The Swoosh0018 Charity Fun Day and get some stuff organised or get the ball rolling. And of Course the big game between Arsenal and Man Utd was on the cards. Sunday I chilled and chatted to all the fans in Sandton that seen Mamoo wearing his Utd kit and they stepped for conversation.I wore my Juve kit because if I wore my liverpool one I would have been taking stick........................................

THEATER OF DREAMS AND ALWAYS A GUNNER.

What a belter. After a while I enjoyed a good game of Soccer. It was end to end stuff. Even Gary baily commented on how quick the ball was released in midfield.The pace was furious in the middle. Credit to the toppie Ferguson for always giving Arsenal the fear of being hit on the counter. And thats where the first goal came. Although it had f#4kall to do with Rooney and more to do with Gallas's arm. And then came CESC "FUC#4N" Fabregas. And Arsenal deserved the equaliser. I still admired Wengers litys play.And realised how far behind Liverpool are. And again when ARSENAL became nore evasive and adjusting to the substitutions The MANCS pounced. Walcott who just came on didnt track Evra and Ronaldo who I thought did f#4kall the whole game got the second. I never thought Arsenal would recover and it settled in my mind that this could pshycologically affect the litys. But all hail to a pumped up Gallas. In the 91st minute it was Karma.And how fitting that UTD conceded in the 91st minute. They hit so many teams with the laakrie (stick) in the past that as the Hazrat says "WHEN THE LAAKRIE HITS IT F4#K$N MAKES NO NOISE. And 2-2 it finished.....And rightly so

CHEL$KI

Chelsea are third. Maybe the spices are coming now.Maybe we are going to have Masala tea at the functions. While everyone is focussing on Man Utd,Liverpools k#4k form and Wengers Litys we seem to have forgotten about Chelsea.I havent picked a Chelsea deffender for ages in my Fantasy Team. And they are now THIRD. What the f$5k. They have entered the four horse race. Chelsea Fans ,Loks is Grant doing his thing. Your comments here and match analysis will be appreciated.And Oh We open to a Chelsea post if anyone is interested............

Elsewhere in the premiership Spurs Perishaans continue and Newcastle got a thumping at the Tyne. The passionate supporters of the Tyneside left the grounds in disgust. Good to see a ex Arsenal pompey lying 4th

FROM THE KOP END

I remember watching TV once and I seen Phil thompson talking about the gates of Anfield.He said when the Liverpool team Bus entered the gates and seen "You'l Never Walk Alone" on top they felt proud to die on the pitch and give their all.They put on the jersey with no endorsements and money.Just PASSION & LOVE

While I was busy with http://www.rashidcassimsports.co.za(coming/ SOON) I chatted with Rash in his office, he had a poster with the squad including Beardsley,Houghton,Aldridge,Barnes etc. He said "Do You ever remember this squad being rotated. Thats the point. If you VIP at Latinova,then relgated to dance floor then VIP again the next week,your rythym is disrupted.You speak to badaams in first class then kajoor in economy class. You know what I mean.....

Anyways things are bleak again.Another drab draw, No sms's from Mams,Rash,Cisse. The boys were quite.Where is Faheem Vahzers. Maybe we should put him in intead of Kuyt. And Why did Rafa not start Crouch.Is he proving a point to the lanky outspoken, rafa critising striker. Crouch must start. His presence is now being missed. We need Torres to feed off a target man as Qwen did with Hesky. Thats all I can think of now....................................

SERIE A WRAP

Roma squandered a two goal lead and drew. Inter drew with Juve and Milan drew again. Shakes...problems here.14 POINTS IN ELEVEN GAMES.This is unacceptable.Cisse you guys are s#4e. Maybe a change of coach.I pesonally dont think its the age factor. The Italian game is not as quick as the premiership. Baresi and Costacuta played on,even Maldini. Watch this space. Ancelotti must go..........

LA LIGA

Riyad Loonat phoned me after the 5-1 thimping of Valencia. But then Sevilla humbled them. I forecasted the result. Even though Ramos was sent off Real are still top and the result was fair. Barcelona recovered from their midweek draw by winning 3-0.Trademark Ronaldinho free kick and a goal by Ti Ti ensured the win.Ti ti admits now that its not sakraat from his ex vrou but he just cant adjust to Barca's style of play. Speaking of Milan I think Rijkaard will take the helm

FORZA JUVE

A good draw against Inter.A defensive error allowed Cruz to pounce in the first half.But Camoronese leveled for Juve. Buffon was exellent and Chilini a UTD target was class. He outclassed Ibrahimoviv who slapped him on the head in the head. Ibra was jeered throughout by the Juve fans. The referee was fair and Ranieri's offside trap and tactics were spot on.A great result.

Forza Juve

Forza Juventus Per Sempre!

Since this weeks MUGG comes from football we wil include it in this post. Thats what we will do from now on. Now back to TMOTW.

This bloke Anderson from Utd. Where did he come from.Was he the big hoo haa in the beginning with Nani. This dreadlocked bloke did f#4kall and all he did was squeal and dive. You saw Cesc gesturing to him. And anyone who outshines Eboue in thatrics should be the MUGG OF THE WEEK. As the cruel lady from THE WEAKEST LINK SAYS, ANDERSON YOU ARE THE MUGG OF THE WEEK,GOODBYE

*and Naeem red Devil and the rest of the MANCS this is a MUGG.Im not being biased

Lets see the comments and backlash here. then tomorow we read what our pundits Ejaz and Laal Chawel have to say in their respective posts.