Showing posts with label Jihad Abus vs Alis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jihad Abus vs Alis. Show all posts

Friday, January 07, 2011

WHO WILL WIN THE WAR

Monday we back to full swing and Im still enjoying my holiday.
The MANCS are not playing their best football but lead the premiership. Liverpool are horrible.
But this weekend its about pride and izzet again and it doesnt get any bigger than a mouthwatering FA CUP tie.
What are your predictions?

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

JIHAD ABUS VS ALIS-BERBATOV THE 30 MILLION MAN

So the MANCS win the JIHAD.WELL Done to them and Berbatov.The 30 Million finally paid off.A cracker of a second goal.
As for us..Well we fought back well thanks to Stevie G.Marales played well. We just had to hold on and Ferguson would have been pissed throwing away a two goal lead.But thats how it goes.YNWA .
We watched the game at Old Trafford Hoosain Mayets house as is tradition.We made the trip to Ormonde. And again as usual we were a goal down before Half Time.Always before Half time. 1-0 and it was in form man Dimatai Berbatov. Good header.Poor marking by Torres, He didnt even challenge Berbatov.The second Berbatov goal was sheer brilliance.Sheer Class.You have to stand and admire.2-0 and it looked done and dusted.Maybe we were gonna Catch four now.
Second Half and Penalty.I couldnt understand the Mancs.Hoosain,Hazrat and the likes claiming that Torres tripped.O Shea was the last man.If he got yellow.He deserved Red.He was the last man..Torres was away.Gerard converted and when the free kick came I just knew that it as 2-2 and it was.Class.
The Mancs were pissed.Liverpool enjoyed the momentum.
I was particularly impressed with Mareles.The Portuguese midfielder looked Hungry and eager.He had heart.We braced ourselves for a draw and just maybe a win.I mean the MANCS would hurt if we came from 2 goals down.And then Berbatov sunk us.Outjumping Charagher.It was his day.With a performance like that you deserve a result.And so Well done to the MANCS.They are victorious. But also Well Done Liverpool.It was a great game....and a fitting result.Lets see what the future holds.
Its hard but What can we say.And the MANCS say Howard Webb was poor.Do you agree.?
Good wins for Chelsea and Spurs and City.Poor Arsenal conceded late.But its the JIHAD we talk about for now.
 BELOW IL PUBLISH AN EMAIL FROM WASEEM KHAN, AS A SHOW OF GOOD FAITH

Berbatov.......... Goal Number 1!

(OI, TORRES... YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DEFENDING... NOT "ATTACKING"!)

Berbatov.......... Goal Number 2!
Berbatov.......... Goal Number 3!





Lured into a false sense of hope...


Hmmmm, Weird fact for the day... We have now established that Steven Gerrard Loves Kissing............................................................................ Cameras!!!

(Remember these.....)



Once again... Salute to Dimitar Berbatov! Hat Trick Hero 2010!!!

Haai Shame.................................................................................................................................................................................................
What happened to Fernando "El-Unknown" Torres??? Can't forget him now can we?

This article was sent to me before the game by a MANC Fan


Enjoy GO...What does KOPUT say

Will Sir Admit To Summer Mistake?


There will be no Champions League Winners and Losers column this week but I think we can all fill in the gaps - the biggest losers were undoubtedly Sir Alex Ferguson and any United fans who paid to see the borefest served up by an ultra-defensive Rangers side and Sir Alex's imagination-challenged reserves.
Even Ferguson has admitted he made a mistake in not putting the in-form Dimitar Berbatov on the bench, while others might add Nani and Paul Scholes to the list of sorely-missed creative players who might have provided the invention needed to break down the stubborn Scots. Some might say his biggest mistake was putting all the creative pressure on Wayne Rooney just days after not trusting him to keep his cool against Everton. But I would argue that his biggest mistake came in the summer.
After their schooling at the hands of Barcelona in the Champions League in May 2009, it was obvious that United needed new blood in central midfield. After the capitulation to Bayern Munich in April 2010 it was even more obvious that United needed new blood in midfield. So obvious, in fact, that Michael Carrick has not started a game for United since that day.
And yet, United started this season with Owen Hargreaves, Anderson, Michael Carrick, Darren Fletcher, Paul Scholes and Darron Gibson as their senior, recognised central midfielders. That looks like a relatively long list until you acknowledge that Hargreaves is perma-crocked, Anderson is temporarily crocked but a long-term disappointment, Carrick is out of form and favour and Paul Scholes is 35 and cannot play twice a week. That leaves Fletcher and Gibson as young, fit central midfielders, and it was that pair that started against Rangers on Tuesday night.
Ferguson must see something in Gibson that the rest of us miss. While Mesut Ozil and Rafael van der Vaart moved for pennies in football terms this summer, Ferguson obviously had faith in the Irishman who appears to the neutral to offer nothing more than the ability to hit the ball rather well from 20-25 yards.
The statistics show that Gibson had nine shots against Rangers. That, for those who don't spend an inordinate amount of time staring at statistics, is unusual. Very, very unusual. The rest of the Manchester United side only had 12 shots between them. It's good to be confident in your own ability to take a pot-shot, but you can't help thinking it smacks of a lack of imagination. If it didn't work the eighth time fella, it might be best to try something different.
Some United fans are already bemoaning the loan of the creative Tom Cleverley to Wigan, but what United desperately needed was investment in that area of the pitch. Instead, Ferguson chose to bring in two untried and untested strikers - one of whom he had never seen play. Pete Gill is fond of saying that Ferguson will have failed in his final years as United manager if he doesn't replace either Ryan Giggs or Paul Scholes, while Ferguson himself recently admitted he might have to 'splash' out soon to do exactly that. Not soon enough, perhaps.
Sarah Winterburn

Thursday, September 16, 2010

JIHAD ABUS VS ALIS

So the MANCS win the JIHAD.WELL Done to them and Berbatov.The 30 Million finally paid off.A cracker of a second goal.
As for us..Well we fought back well thanks to Stevie G.Marales played well. We just had to hold on and Ferguson would have been pissed throwing away a two goal lead.But thats how it goes.YNWA .

This article was sent to me before the game by a MANC Fan

Will Sir Admit To Summer Mistake?
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There will be no Champions League Winners and Losers column this week but I think we can all fill in the gaps - the biggest losers were undoubtedly Sir Alex Ferguson and any United fans who paid to see the borefest served up by an ultra-defensive Rangers side and Sir Alex's imagination-challenged reserves.
Even Ferguson has admitted he made a mistake in not putting the in-form Dimitar Berbatov on the bench, while others might add Nani and Paul Scholes to the list of sorely-missed creative players who might have provided the invention needed to break down the stubborn Scots. Some might say his biggest mistake was putting all the creative pressure on Wayne Rooney just days after not trusting him to keep his cool against Everton. But I would argue that his biggest mistake came in the summer.
After their schooling at the hands of Barcelona in the Champions League in May 2009, it was obvious that United needed new blood in central midfield. After the capitulation to Bayern Munich in April 2010 it was even more obvious that United needed new blood in midfield. So obvious, in fact, that Michael Carrick has not started a game for United since that day.
And yet, United started this season with Owen Hargreaves, Anderson, Michael Carrick, Darren Fletcher, Paul Scholes and Darron Gibson as their senior, recognised central midfielders. That looks like a relatively long list until you acknowledge that Hargreaves is perma-crocked, Anderson is temporarily crocked but a long-term disappointment, Carrick is out of form and favour and Paul Scholes is 35 and cannot play twice a week. That leaves Fletcher and Gibson as young, fit central midfielders, and it was that pair that started against Rangers on Tuesday night.
Ferguson must see something in Gibson that the rest of us miss. While Mesut Ozil and Rafael van der Vaart moved for pennies in football terms this summer, Ferguson obviously had faith in the Irishman who appears to the neutral to offer nothing more than the ability to hit the ball rather well from 20-25 yards.
The statistics show that Gibson had nine shots against Rangers. That, for those who don't spend an inordinate amount of time staring at statistics, is unusual. Very, very unusual. The rest of the Manchester United side only had 12 shots between them. It's good to be confident in your own ability to take a pot-shot, but you can't help thinking it smacks of a lack of imagination. If it didn't work the eighth time fella, it might be best to try something different.
Some United fans are already bemoaning the loan of the creative Tom Cleverley to Wigan, but what United desperately needed was investment in that area of the pitch. Instead, Ferguson chose to bring in two untried and untested strikers - one of whom he had never seen play. Pete Gill is fond of saying that Ferguson will have failed in his final years as United manager if he doesn't replace either Ryan Giggs or Paul Scholes, while Ferguson himself recently admitted he might have to 'splash' out soon to do exactly that. Not soon enough, perhaps.
Sarah Winterburn
Remember this sweet day
The Time Has come.No friends,No family,Bash a Manc,Bash a scouser.Its war this weekend.What are your predictions. To Me I honestly think that the MANCS are in their worst ever condition.If ever there was a time to punish them would be now. Remember this picture.What a Sweet Day.
THE WAR IS ON. Who Will it Be?


This time the occassion has arrived pretty soon with both teams certainly not enjoying the best of starts. The MANCS drawing or should I say throwing winning games away and Liverpool as Inconsistent as ever.
But again with all those results a match of this Magnitude boils down to to the sheer pride of it all.No team can lose to one another.Its forbidden.its just Wrong.

WIN A REPLICA TOP

My close friend and PIM Model Myla Radicchia.Shes a Liverpool fan. 3-0 to the Scousers she says

Ok its just been anounced that a replica jersey will be presented to the individual that predicts the score correctly or closely on this status or on this blog. The gift is either Man Utd or Livepool, pending on the fan

Monday, March 22, 2010

BASH A SCOUSER-WE DESERVE IT


To satisfy the MANCS and be a sport I have put the headline. we watched the game at Old Trafford as tradition has it, Husain Mayets House,Had a superb braai and we were a huge crew. I said to the lads that my prediction is 2-1 Liverpool and when Torres opened the scoring I thought Theres it, Another JIHAD Victory. The MANCS were silent.Torres finish was class. But thats all we did and after the dubious penalty decision There was nothing Liverpool did all game. Macherano had no reason to foul Valencia. Although it seemed it was no penalty and a foul outside the box,Macherano was lucky not to see RED. Why did he do that? But thats football. Throughout the opening stages I argued that Reyna is the second best keeper after Buffon. He did well to stop Rooney's spot kick but the rebound fell his way and then it was all Man United in all fairness.
But what else can I write, I cant keep on complaining.
CHELSEA are buckling,I dont wanna support Arsenal and jinx them,but yeah...If Shoobs or Red Man want to have their say I will oblige.
But f34k it. We lost

Fun with the lads


Liverpool score


The f#4king MANCS win and a delighted Husain Mayet and Afzal and a sad Ebie Kop End

All in all it was spectecular with the lads.Just a terrible result for Liverpool

Monday, March 15, 2010

JIHAD:ABUS VS ALIS


Liverpool vs Man Utd.Its all about the pride. Abu=Anyone but United, Ali=anti Liverpool. Have your say.Make your prediction. If we play Man utd 38 times in the year we will win the premiership.

Its that time of the year where the passion, the pride and izzet engulfs us. For Liverpool and Man Utd guys this is big. We are enemies at least twice a year.This is one of them, There is is no love lost.
The scary things for the MANCS is that we are playing shite this year and they will be scared.
My prediction is bold.
"Im going for a 2-1 victory at Old Trafford for Liverpool." Im picking the men to shine as Torres,Gerard and Aquilani. Last time we hit them 4 and no one expected it. But its gonna be big.
Its the one time when the phone starts ringing, The sms's start flowing and when you go out you will see all the kits com out.
And I will be the first to admit that losing to these bastards hurt. The post will build.We awaiting write ups from some guys, Red Man I hope, Shoobs...Have your say lads and ladies. This is f34ken Big

Which of these two songs will spur the respective stars On!




A MUST WATCH for any fan. This is passion.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

JIHAD ABUS VS ALIS -THE AFTERMATH



sent in by Kop Out

Well.What a feeling. What does the blog say today.It clearly states that we F#4ked Man Utd up, Again. What a Thing,What a Feeling and What a result.


And this leads us to todays and probably this weeks bloodbath of a MANC Bashing and gloating from the lads of the KOP.
For the third time in a row the ABUS bask in extreme glory as we slay the MANCS in the JIHAD ABUS vs ALIS Aftermath and I know that the MANCS are burning ............Yes they must be burning.

Im sure the blog will reign supreme with the ABUS at the helm and YOU WILL NEVER READ ALONE Lads.

What a victory. Many MANCS phoned me and said that we may have won but we are not Champions. and that they cant wait to see our faces when they lift the trophy and when we get dumped out of Europe etc etc....All sorts of things.
I said to them in the end.
What counts is that we F#4ked YOU GUYS UP again,

So I open the blog,BASH A MANC....They deserve it,They have taunted us all week......
Are there any MANCS brave enough to comment today or this week.
Because we have won the first battle of the JIHAD ABUS vs ALIS 20092/2010

Lets us showboat,talk Big and PUNISH THE MANCS................ITS F#4KEN WAR
and its about PRIDE AND IZZET


Many MANCS were furious that they were cheated...But HEY You libe by the sword you die by the sword or What Goes around Comes around. The Sorm El Nino hit the MANCS and it hit Rio Ferdinand hard....Torres exposed Ferdinand with shear pace and showed the world how s@3t Rio Ferdinand is. What a finish.Great ball also by Ben Ayoun.Van de Saar could do nothing.

The first half was all Liverpool and even Sir Alex Said that teh better team won albeit after compaining about the Referee and his decisions.The MANCS should consider themselves unlucky though when Valencia hit the woodwork and Owen was brought down

SHOULD CHARAGHER BE SENT OFF
Honestly I say Yes. His tackle on Carrick and tehn on a goal bound Owen deserved punishment....and the sending off Of Charagher would have been crucial. But Hey it happens...So many times teh MANCS did teh same to others in the past. So who gives a F#4k.
Colossal performance from the back four

IS THE SHIT LUCAS BETTER THAN THE K#4K CARRICK
I leave that to the blog to decide. According to most Liverpudians including Fis KOP OUT Lucas was fantastic on the day. I have to admit that he f34ked up poorly with possession a few times....and the nerves were jangly.And when he missed from outside the 6 yard box to bury the result I thought TCOL (THE CURSE OF LOOOOOKUSSS) was upon us....And when Ngog calmly finished on the break THE MANCS were buried.
And Congratulations to Nemanja Vidic for getting sent off 3 times in a row. They say If you cant beat a Storm........rather stay indoors

But LADS this is our time.We have beaten MAN UTD and say what you want beating the MANCS is always sweet. Let us enjoy the Glory this week.
If anyone has other articles to send please email swoosh0018@gmail.com and we will publish if deemed fit.

This post will turn into a Super Tuesday or even  a Super Week lol...
And Guys even though its a JIHAD.....
Any unsatisfactory comments will be immediately deleted.

The Jihad has taken strain ,but good wins for Chelsea,Arsenal and Man City slip up.
In Serie A, Inter and Juve won,
Milan and Barcelona also won and thats 3 on the trot for Milan,something new for Leonardo

START BASHING
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Monday, October 19, 2009

SUPER TUESDAY:THE JIHAD ABUS VS ALIS

2 DAYS AND COUNTING AS THE ABUS AND ALIS GO TO WAR
"My quote for this weekend. I am dating this chick.Only problem is she suppots Man Utd.So I cant get serious.Then a close friend told me. Its ok,Its the only time these days we get to give Utd"

FROM THE SHOOBS CORNERTHE LAD HAS RETURNED AND HAS HIS FINAL SAY...We’re back and we’re gonna be singing !!!



Since the Jihad is back on, I thought I’d get something together for Swoosh just to give the LFC fans some food for thought (and a reason to vent their frustrations at this difficult period). Admittedly, I’ve been absent from Swoosh’s blog as the taste of defeat in Rome last season is still fresh in my mind. Even though, it was almost a given that Barca were going to teach us a footballing lesson, there was always that bit of hope that we could go back to back in Europe... but after an impressive 10 minutes from United the Catalans simply just stepped it up a gear and were deservedly crowned the Kings of Europe. Obviously, although that still hurts, it’s in the past and we’re now on the brink of what is shaping up to be testing fixture at Anfield.

The thing I’m looking forward to on Sunday is the pre-kick off plan hatched by some Reds. The LFC shop has been sold out with those Liverpool beach balls and have been inundated with calls for them by United fans. The plan is to chuck them on to the pitch before kick-off. I’m sure this will piss the scousers off to no end and if the United fans manage to pull this off they will be severely critized, but f**k ... that’s some funny shyte !!! As you can imagine, tickets for this fixture are hard to come by and if you manage to come across one, the cost would be in excess of £250.00. Trying to score a ticket from a tout at Anfield is not really an option as they don’t let them go cheap and Anfield is famed for fake tickets – scousers ripping off fellow LFC fans, not surprising at all !!!


I was watching Gary Lineker, Alan Shearer and Alan Hansen discussing Rafa on TV on Sunday night and Shearer raised a few very valid points; Rafa has had a fair amount of time at LFC and by now should have been able to have created a team that is capable of winning titles, instead Liverpool are very much a two man team ... despite what anyone may say about that, it is pretty much true. He also mentioned something like 67 players coming in and out of LFC during Rafa’s tenure and that LFC had their BEST ever EPL season and still finished second to United!!! Take this into account and you’ve got to wonder; is Rafa really as brilliant a gaffer that LFC fans make him out to be? Winner in Europe, yes but on the back of that has he really delivered anything of substance to the club? A legacy, a few titles, a brilliant youth system? Personally, I don’t know and don’t care ... this is something for the scouse scum to worry about.


Last year, I took a hammering on the blog for being bias towards United and being an arrogant United supporter, not much has changed !!! Hats off to Red Man, he’s got it spot on and is a credit to United supporters all over the world...objective and fair. On the hand, I’m still here to laugh at the scum and proudly proclaim we are all living in the United era of football !!! Sir Alex is without doubt the greatest manager of this generation and Giggsy is without doubt the personification of what a footballer should really be. Yes, you b*stards did a double on us last year, but whose cabinet is the trophy sitting in? Yes, you b*stards laughed at us and all of a sudden turned into Catalans when Barca embarrassed us in Rome, at least we were in Rome !!! You smiled and said we’re f*cked when Ronaldo and Tevez left OT, look at the league table now !!! So, bring on all the abuse, talk as much crap as you want and criticize our club, players and fans till your heart is content ... it always seems to come back and f*ck Liverpool over ... just ask Rafa, he knows that for a “fact” !!! Remember in 1994 there was this banner at Anfield that read “Come back and sing 'Ooh Aah Cantona' when you've won 18”... come Sunday, we’ll be back and we’ll be singing our hearts out !!! Just hope you guys can make a game of it, these are the fixtures that us, as football fans, live for !!!


Shoobs
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If Anfield is the outer appearance of Liverpool FC – its face, its skin, its very public expressions – then Melwood is its heart, its guts, its nervous system.


When Rafa Benítez personally invites me to meet him for lunch at the legendary training ground, Liverpool have just seen their six-game winning streak come to an end in Italy, but things are still looking good. There is no agenda; just a long overdue chance to say hello, and say thank-you for taking the time to write for the official site for four years.

And it is still only a few months ago that Real Madrid and Manchester United were thrashed, and a genuine title challenge was mounted, despite the 4th-most expensive squad (now 5th) and the 4th-most expensive wage bill (now 5th).

(Anyone who doubts the utterly vital importance of the wages factor, read Soccernomics/Why England Lose; the biggest payers win the biggest prizes more than nine times out of ten.)

By the time the meeting takes place, the newspapers are full of ‘crisis’ talk, just months after the best league season that any late-teen Red will have lived through. (The kind of late-teen now spouting off on internet forums about his ineptitude, not that they can conjure such words.)

Inadvertently, I am entering the eye of the storm. Or so I expect. The world is chattering about Benítez and his future, and here I am, about to spend part of the morning and almost the entire afternoon with him, chatting one-to-one about the club we both love.

Melwood has clearly come a long way since the days Bill Shankly turned up to find a glorified flea pit. Space-age facilities, pitches that put the lawns at Hampton Court to shame, and a bold red decor; but all fenced off from the world, and autograph hunters, by the same old breeze block brick wall.

I glance across at the legendary hill, constructed for gruelling trudges up and down, and the target boxes divided into nine squares, each with a number painted, the like of which I recall from pictures of Shankly’s time. But otherwise it’s from another planet, not just another era.

Having been on the Kop for the visit of Lyon, I dread the mood as the final 20 minutes sees a win turn to defeat, and more players limp off. I half expect Rafa to cancel, and for everyone to be in a foul mood; a time for inquests and recriminations.

However, I encounter no such despair; morale seems okay (if, understandably, no-one is performing cartwheels and dancing on tables like the cast of Fame). Admittedly I have no prior experience of the place to compare it with, but I am buoyed by the aura.

I get to see some of the training, but of course, there aren’t a lot of fit senior players out there, and it’s only a short, gentle session after the night before.

Around noon, Rafa greets me warmly for the second time that day, only now I will have his full, undivided attention. We head to his office, and within minutes he’s sketching formations on scraps of loose paper.

Despite the ever-widening criticism, this is a man who, over the previous four seasons, has seen his team average 78 points in the league; or the grand total with which Arsene Wenger won his first title. The team Rafa inherited averaged 62 points and did nothing in Europe in Houllier’s final two seasons (in other words, the seasons he was sacked for).

This is a man who has raised around £100m in Champions League qualification and progress, and reached two finals; despite no wealthy benefactors pumping in unlimited funds, and despite contrasting messages from up on high during the past few years that leave many people confused.

This is a man who has never had enough money – crucially – at any one time to put together a squad to match the expense of his rivals’. More than half of what he’s spent he’s recouped in order to make that overall spend, yet he gets credited with having spent mythical amounts.

This is not the ‘70s and ‘80s, when success bred success, as two geniuses held the reins for 24 years, before two other top managers kept things ticking over (and in Dalglish’s case, to a new level of aesthetic brilliance).

This is also not the ‘90s, when Graeme Souness, enjoying the last time the club was as relatively rich as its rivals (pre-Premier League boom, pre-United marketing machine, pre-billionaire backers), broke British records on spending to try and get the Reds back to the top, only to turn them into an awful collection of overweight, disinterested no-hopers, with the odd decent skinny kid thrown in.

Once that money was spent, and the thoroughly decent Roy Evans had been cheated by another record signing, Stan Collymore, who didn’t even bother turning up for training some of the time (but who is now an ‘expert’ on management), Liverpool had become also-rans.

And so I meet Benítez during a bad spell for the club, but a bad three months; not a bad three years, to point to the record of one of his critics this week. The club are still in better shape than when Rafa arrived; that ex-manager (Souness) left things in a total mess.

Some more context. At the end of last season, having shown them their best six months in over a decade, Martin O’Neill was being vilified by the Villains. Now he’s great again. Arsene Wenger was being gunned at by Gunners, now he’s back on track. Top managers have bad spells. Shit happens. Well-run clubs stick by good men; bad ones end up like Newcastle.

Why Am I Here?

With everyone from the club making me feel incredibly welcome, any nerves about meeting the man himself have ebbed away. In wandering around the canteen area, I see all of the reserve team playing table tennis and pool, ahead of their own light training before the evening’s game. Then the manager approaches me, and our meeting begins within the techno-zone that is his plush office.

Rafa makes it clear that I am here so that he can say thank-you for my efforts over the past five years, and to let me know that he’s impressed by how much I get right about him and his methods; he finds it unusual that someone takes the time and makes the effort.

Of course, this being Rafa, he points out a couple of things I’ve got wrong. (I like this: it makes me feel that he is not just bullshitting me; and he’s clearly right about what I got wrong.)

He makes it clear that he doesn’t want to colour or influence what I write, but of course, is glad that someone takes on his critics upon his behalf with actual facts, rather than spurious conceits.

I am not asked to change anything I do, nor to do anything for him. He just wants to make sure that when I talk about things like zonal marking, I am aware of the exact way the team line-up, whose job is what, and so on.

I explain that once I was made aware, from the outset in 2005, that he was a regular reader of my column on the official site, I had to make sure I knew what I was talking about; that my main aim was indeed to understand his methods rather than judge him, and that if I did judge him, I better be able to back up what I was saying.

Facts became more important to me than ever before, and when I looked at what kind of budget he was working on (compared with his rivals), or how many games he was winning, and all the other things that go to make up the context, my belief in him grew.

Even very recently, reading a book like Soccernomics/Why England Lose, I found my beliefs backed up, with its ultra-modern approach to the game. (No living in the past in that tome; it’s in a small part about why England fans expect too much based on distant history, but also about how money, and particularly wages, play a bigger part in success than people appreciate.)

Equanimous

The word I’d use to describe the manager is ‘equanimous’, which my dictionary notes as “mental calmness, composure, and evenness of temper, esp. in a difficult situation”.

If he doesn’t punch the air in victory, he also won’t punch a player in defeat.

But this is not to say that he is not passionate; on several topics he gets very animated. His love for the club is clear. He desire to succeed his clear. His burning ambition to get the most out of what he has at his disposal is clear.

I find him a warm, welcoming man – nothing like the ludicrous ‘cold’ stereotype – and Melwood is the epitome of professionalism. Other staff members point out that they’ve seen him give lots of encouragement to players, and certainly offers a human touch.

Yes, the conversation is almost exclusively about football, but his office has enough reminders of his family life outside the game to show that he is not some soulless robot, and his humour is clear. And anyway, he didn’t invite me there to talk about that week’s Strictly Come Dancing, did he?

We spend almost four hours over lunch in his personal meeting room, and afterwards in his office, going through tactics, personnel, and almost anything else you care to mention.

It is such a natural, easy conversation, at times I have to remind myself who I am talking with; and ‘with’ is the right word. At no point does he talk at me. And in person, his English is easier to understand than it is with a microphone thrust in his face. (For the record, I took no notes, nor made any recordings; it was just two men talking football.)

After several diagrams sketched on A4 sheets, he leads me to the canteen and shows me the day’s healthy selection. As I stand trying to decide, Alberto Aquilani taps him on the shoulder to ask about the reserve game later that night. They talk briefly in Italian. The boss turns back, and approves of my choice: paella, which I was pleasantly surprised to find amid the pasta dishes.

Later we discuss the new Italian midfielder: an independent expert had told the club that he would be fit for the end of August, but that ended up being pushed back and back. It was frustrating, but Rafa was very happy with what he was now seeing in training – the lad has vision and technique – even if he obviously still has to adapt to the pace of the English game.

(Later, as Rafa shows me around the entire complex, I am shown the special new machine that helped Aquilani train despite the injury.)

The fee is £17m, he tells me, and he points out that John Arne Riise (“a good lad”) has just texted him to once again to offer his support, and to say Liverpool have got a real gem in Aquilani.

(I like that a player the manager has sold still texts his old boss; no signs of a lack of affection there, even if Rafa makes it clear that it is obviously not his job to be best mates with his charges, just as Fabio Capello won’t be bonding with his players beyond the acceptable bounds.)

It was a difficult summer, Rafa explains, with Alonso determined to leave and Barcelona niggling away at Mascherano.

The manager certainly wanted to do more business in the market himself, but was unable to. His frustrations are evident, and he lists a few players he went in for; in most cases his interest was well known, but one less so. A shame, I think, when I hear the name. I’m also told of one world-class star in the making that Liverpool made an early approach for in 2007, but before the deal could be tied up, due to dallying, he was lured elsewhere.

We discuss the Alonso situation at length. Rafa made the decision at the end of the midfielder’s fourth season, in 2008; for two years Xabi wasn’t quite cutting it – loads of Kopites were even saying as much – and in Gareth Barry, Rafa had in mind a more robust player, with different qualities and, crucially, an English passport for the changing rules. And with Xabi’s wife expecting a baby, there had been rumblings of a desire to return to Spain.

A new formation was devised, to take into account Barry’s energy and his ability to get up and back, and also to cross with deadly accuracy, but for well-known reasons, the deal fell through.

By then the bridges with Alonso were somewhat burned, and although the Basque had his best-ever season, he had his heart set on leaving. Nothing new there, I know, but nice to have it explained in depth, in person. The player wanted out, and Liverpool got £30m.

Time To Go?

We are briefly interrupted at different times by Sammy Lee and Frank McParland, and I am introduced to both: intense, driven men who share Rafa’s desire for success, and the trustworthy sign of a firm handshake.

I’m not sure if the meeting is supposed to last as long as it is, and I keep asking the boss if he has something else to be doing; but he’s taken training, the physios are doing their job, and Rafa isn’t about to knock off early. It may have been a few hours, but it’s only a small part of his working day.

Even so, I can see how eager he is to have the world understand his ideas, especially when ex-players and the vast majority of the media are clearly hostile and keen to misrepresent him; he knows that unlike some of his rivals, he doesn’t have friends in high places, such as Fleet Street, Sky TV, the League Managers’ Association and the FA. (These are my assumptions; he gives no specifics. But it’s not hard to see which managers work the system for their advantage through old pals networks, and which clubs have greater influence in certain areas.)

Whenever I think I’d better leave him in peace, we get onto another subject. Zonal marking pops up. So, too, does Rafa – from his seat, demonstrating positioning, who should be where, against the backdrop of his broad office window’s glare.

This isn’t enough. A DVD from his extensive library is slipped into the machine, and now he’s showing me how what Liverpool deploy is actually a mix of both zonal and man-marking. I am shown who should be where, and what each individual’s job is; how that job changes depending on which foot the taker is using (inswinger/outswinger); and how there is as much personal responsibility as the alternative – everyone knows their job.

Then he takes me, beat by beat, through other teams, and the gross failings of some man-markers, and also points out several players who, despite being labelled man-markers, are marking zones! (men on the posts, and others here and there.) We look at a side who are very successful at defending set-pieces, and he shows me how they defend a similar way to the Reds (and holy shit, they do!); they just happen to have a lot of tall players.

Unfortunately, tall players who are also technically gifted, as all-rounders, cost more money; you can buy giants who can defend set-pieces, but can’t then play the game in the manner you require.

If you want very good footballers like Mascherano, Benayoun and Insua, then, as with most things in life, there’s a flip side. Good footballers who are also imposing physical specimens cost a premium. And even Chelsea, with their giants and noted headers of a ball, have conceded four set-piece goals in their last two away games.

Difficult

I put to Rafa a lot of the ‘difficult’ questions fans raise with me, and he answers each without a problem.

Obviously I cannot discuss all of his answers, because it was in the context of a private conversation, and I don’t want to betray confidences about certain players. He knows the balance of the team isn’t quite right, and he’s working hard to make the necessary adjustments; but issues with form and fitness are not helping.

It suddenly occurs to me that if every individual critic of Rafa’s could sit down and have a similar conversation, they’d be converted. At the very least, they’d be a lot wiser.

That wouldn’t mean they’d suddenly feel mistakes still aren’t made: every signing can go bad, every substitution comes with a risk, and so on. You can make the right decisions and get unlucky, and make the wrong decisions and get good fortune.

I sense that a big part of his job is building up the confidence of struggling players, and keeping the egos in check when they think they’ve ‘made it’. But then that’s just one of the tough aspects of management.

Stubborn

People inevitably say that Rafa is stubborn, but I don’t know one top manager who doesn’t have the courage of his convictions. Personally, I don’t want a manager who has one set of beliefs one week, and who then changes his mind the next. If you know something works more often than not, you stick with it when it’s not; changing is not the answer.

For example, four years of having either the best, or one of the best, set-piece records (defensively), is to be taken more seriously than a spell of ten games. And anyway, will total man-marking make Insua or Mascherano 6ft 5?

And people will criticise his decisions, such as playing three at the back at Sunderland; ignoring that previous deployments of the system, though infrequent, had proved successful.

We discuss the irony of the boos over removing Benayoun (whom he felt had played well, but run himself to a standstill) when a year earlier, the general consensus was that ‘he wasn’t fit to wear the shirt’.

And of course, there was the issue of confidence. The night before, Liverpool had at last found some of this precious elixir after taking the lead; but as soon as Lyon equalised, you could see it visibly drain away. That happens when things aren’t going your way.

Rafa tells me of Luis Aragonés’ saying “You can’t buy confidence in Marks & Spencers”. There is no magic wand, no secret message, no miraculous injection; you can only keep plugging away, doing the right thing, and hope that it changes.

We’ve all seen a striker who can’t score for love nor money, then one goes in off his arse and he’s bubbling again. That same thing can happen with a team; except on top of individual struggles, that undefinable “wavelength” confidence goes askew as well. Everyone is hesitant, in their passing and in their movement.

The same group of players who were passing-and-moving to near-perfection in the second half of last season (even when Alonso was absent) haven’t suddenly forgotten how to play football.

With candour, Benítez admits to some mistakes, particularly in the transfer market, but points out that he had to gamble on cheaper players when his first choices (whom his rivals could afford) were beyond the finances of the club. He knows that he’s often had to sell in order to buy; something that’s also not true at other major clubs.

He tells various stories of players who, despite big reputations, surprised senior Reds by their lack of understanding of what they were asked to do, and those who couldn’t adapt, or couldn’t (or wouldn’t) learn English, or whose wives wanted away. There are those who demanded guaranteed first-team football or they’d leave; so they left.

Then there are the agents, hangers-on, etc, and you realise that controlling a group of disparate, super-rich and in some cases egotistical men (Everyone’s Got One – only some more than others), half of whom are going to be unhappy with you that week, is a minefield. And for a clear outsider like Benítez, who doesn’t have his cliques within the English game, it’s certainly no easier.

We discuss who could still be at the club if he could afford to give contracts in line with Chelsea, Man Utd and Man City. He names good squad players at other clubs who are kept happy by handsome salaries.

We talk of how nice it would have been to have someone like Peter Crouch still at the club, but he obviously had to be behind Torres in the pecking order for front-line striker, and the manager couldn’t offer him big wages to try and make him happier (if not ‘happy’) on the bench.

We discuss several major players, now at rival clubs, whom he thought had been signed (dating back to 2005), only for the deal to fall through for reasons beyond his control. Again, mostly well-known stuff, but some surprises, and an insight into how he felt his hands were tied.

We discuss actual transfer fees, not what the media claims he has spent. And he points out that he often didn’t set the fee; after all, the negotiating wasn’t his job. He was surprised at how much the club ended up paying for players he had been told in his initial enquiries could have been got for less.

We discuss how, for example, people accuse him of wasting money on Dossena (“a top pro”, he says, but one who has struggled with the system), yet one reason the Italian isn’t in the side is the emergence of Insua – a very shrewd buy.

Whether or not Dossena would eventually come good (if given playing time) almost becomes moot; Insua, for around £1m, is excelling.

Insua could now well be worth much more than the fee paid for both him and Dossena, but people will only focus on the negative. Although he doesn’t say so, if Insua had cost £7m and Dossena £1m, there’d be no problem. So … what’s the problem? (And that’s before adding Aurelio, a free transfer; three international left-backs, two of whom can also play in midfield, for £8m.)

Rafa is surprisingly candid as we speak about pretty much every first team member, followed by every reserve, and even a number of youth players. He lists their strengths, and talks with admiration about many, but even the best he wants to improve in certain areas. It’s perfectionism that drives a hunger in individuals; there’s surely a reason that Steven Gerrard’s best form as a footballer has come under Rafael Benítez’s stewardship? Who cares if Rafa gives him a cuddle or bakes him a cake?

Later on, as I get the full tour, we pass one lesser known teenage reserve, and Rafa, pulling me to one side so the kid can’t hear, makes it clear that this lad has something about him. “Look out for him.” But sometimes it’s better if the kid doesn’t get ideas above his station.

Overhaul

One subject that I bring up is the number of players he’s accused of buying.

He grabs the white A4, and draws out lists of how many first team players he inherited that were just not good enough (roughly half). He does the same with the reserve team (almost every player), and then the youth team (every player bar one). It turns out to be around 50 players in total.

So when he is accused of buying far too many players, he points out that he had little choice; that many were bought because they were better than what was already there, even if, with youngsters, you can never guarantee who will make the grade, or how quickly they will progress.

And even a 17-year-old needs a professional contract.

He wonders why there is this obsession with all these signings, when every big club stocks its youth and reserve teams with imports and purchases.

My take is this: if you have 50 players at a club (from top to bottom) who you believe are not good enough – and therefore they need to go – you will not replace them sufficiently with 50 signings.

The law of averages say that some new purchases will get injured, some will not settle, some will turn out to be ‘not as advertised’ (i.e. they couldn’t do what was asked of them, or, though well-scouted, were not as good when seen in your team. Some will have been poorly scouted, hence Benítez’s desire to improve that side of things.)

Make 50 signings, and maybe, with a good wind, 25 will be successes of varying degrees, from acceptable to outstanding; far less if you’re talking about teenagers, who can fail to develop or lose focus.

It might take three years to make those 50 signings, and you may still be very short at every level of the club. So to get the next 25, you might need to buy 50 more, by which time some of the successes have left for varying reasons. So it’s a constant process of improvement, hampered by the financial inability to shop for more than the occasional established world-class player.

How can it go wrong?

He talks glowingly about Francisco Duran’s ability, but after three cruciate injuries, there’s a chance the Spanish younger, who was coveted by Arsene Wenger but chose Liverpool, will never be the same again. Wonderful prospect in 2007, but fate has handicapped his development. He may not have become the next Cesc Fabregas, but then neither would Fabregas had he had three such horrible injuries.

He mentions young players now at other clubs that he thought he had done enough to sign, but when not enough urgency was shown by those he was asking to do the business.

I am invited around to look at his PC monitor, to see his database of the full Melwood cast list, and who he has in mind for each position, from first team through to young prospects. I learn which kids are showing a great attitude, and which ones are disappointing him; the kind of thing you just don’t get to see unless you’re part of the club. It’s great information, but something for him to discuss with the players in question (and not for me to mention). Some, it saddens him to see, seem to have entourages already. He dreads good young players losing their focus, or having their heads turned. That’s why mentality is so important.

He rates Pacheco, the fans’ darling-in-waiting, but although he doesn’t say as much, he is another small, clever player, the like of which is already in abundance in a team lacking height. But Pacheco definitely has a chance, if he can span the great gap that exists from the reserves to the first team.

I mention Nemeth, and Rafa clearly likes him; but he needs first-team experience to toughen up. He’s definitely not out on loan to be offloaded, but at this stage Voronin, with his added experience (given that the first team is still very young, on average), was felt to be the better option as back-up second-striker.

Gulasci (whom I earlier watched close up in a one-on-one session with a goalkeeping coach) is another prospect he has high hopes for; but young goalkeepers can get crucified after a mistake, and 20 is very young for the bench in that position.

Finally, Ayala is singled out for praise as someone with a great attitude and a very bright future. (Having walked past the 18-year-old, all I can say as I’d have hated him marking me! Jesus Christ, I almost shat myself when he looked my way…).

The difficulty, of course, is in finding loans for promising players that will see them get games; we discuss incentives for those clubs taking these young Reds, such as San Jose’s year in Spain.

Send them to rival Premiership clubs, as happened in the past, and it’s likely to be a struggling side who shows an interest (Chelsea aren’t going to want your best reserves, are they? – and nor will they get them), only for the manager to then panic (or get sacked) and the club jettison them to their own reserves when the going gets tougher. It happened with Mellor and Le Tallec. So the aim is to find clubs who will definitely develop them.

Finally, we discuss the sell-on clauses that some younger ‘flops’ (who are now succeeding abroad) have in their contracts. Again, I won’t go into details, but it’s nice to know that profits will be made on small investments.

Adios

Before I leave, I get the full guided tour by the boss (known simply as ‘boss’ to every player), and at the front doors, Rafa shakes my hand not once but twice.

He smiles warmly, wishes me well, pats me on the shoulder, and I can’t help but think “crisis? what crisis?”

Buoyed by his calmness, and after another can of Red Bull, I drive home thinking that even if we can get a half-decent team out on Sunday we can give United a good test, and what a difference a win would make. Then even the naysayers might be saying “crisis? what crisis?”
thanks Mike Ghani for the email
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In this Bumper Tuesday we have included the European round up in this post.
I was forced to put this on by a MANC Fan and sinci it is the Jihad I have to Lump it

In Wednesdays matches the MANCS came away with a 3 points from Moscow. But they left it late as Valencia grabbed the winner in what is a relatively easy group. But we want the MANCS in the second phase of course. Chelsea had a solid 3-0 win over Atletico Madrid and Atletico have been dismal lately, but a good win nontherless.

For me though after last nights disappointment it was  a good 1-0 win over ten men Macabbi Haifa. Juve are struggling,But at this stage we will take all three points .Chielini putting Juve in front. But whats worse is that Bayern were beaten by Bordeux and the Frenchman still missed two penalties. This splits the group wide open. With two tough clashes remaining for Juve they must win 2 of the next 3...with Haifa a must win. The game in France will probably be a winner take all.

Killa..What do you have to say...You guys got worked by the French.
Shakes may make an appearance after Milan beat Madrid.Are Madrid struggling more without Penaltinho. Pato sealed an important three points for Milan.A very important 3 points. Was a decent game and DIDA is absolutley shocking. But we want Milan and Madrid to qualify of course.
So last night proved to be better worse than tonight..........
Its gonna be a tough campaign..........As we head into 2010 the feast of football starts......

What has happened to Liverpool Football Club?
Before when you entered the gates of Anfield their was fear in the oppositions. Liverpool looked nothing like the Liverpool they were before.Lyon have put us on the brink of an exit.With no Gerard and Torres the subsitutions that come on are k@3k. There is no squad. Why did Benitez take of Ben Ayoun? I dunno, I got no words, Pressure is on for the weekend......Both Lyon goals were from the same flank.And Theft in the end sealed our fate. But Il be honest....Lyon deserved the equaliser and even the win. We were poor. Theres something wrong. I will leave the rest to the lads from the KOP, as for the MANCS Im sure they going to enjoy the bloodbath.......First time we lost 4 in a row since 1980

It was a bad night in Europe for everyone...Arsenal were victims of theft,Inter drew,Barcelona were shocked, Rangers got thumped. anf Fiorentina won....So this leaves Liverpool on the brink of an exit and they have lost 4 matches in a row..now...Could Sunday be 5....Thats why the Jihad becomes a bloodbath today



As tradition on the blog,This is one time that the MANCS and Us go at each other.There is no Love lost here. Its about Pride...Its about Izzet

Its also one time that on the blog anything goes. Its WAR...........Its f#4ken WAR
This year Swoosh0018.com is offering the winning comment an Original Replica Kit of either Liverpool or Man Utd.
Slate Liverpool,Bash a MANC .Leave a comment of substance and structure with your full Name and you could win.


*Any comments with vulgar language,religious slurs or racist comments will be promptly deleted.


For those of you that are new,The Jihad Abus vs Alis, Means only one thing.
ABU=Anyone but United.
ALI=Anti liverpool

So I post the same introductary message as always
So the Jihad: Abus vs Ali's will be upon us again. I urge every member of the Kop to wield their swords and step on the batllefield. Post you comments. Join the Fight.


This is what its all about you Utd Muggs. This is the time when we place friendship aside and put Izzet(Dignity) in Front.

For the Arsenal supporters they are like the Irish, You can never trust them on which side they'll be On.

So Join the Fight, For the Babes Stand your ground, Post your comments please against these sexist owes. Show that your opinion counts. And Everybody join the bloodshed , Spill some Blood and leave a comment.

This is the time that we PUNISH MAN UTD on this Blog. This is the time that we show them that referees are always not on their side. This is the time that we show them They will never steal victory in stoppage time. This is the time we bury them.

THE CURSE OF LUCAS
Why oh Why does Rafa keep playing Lucas. Weve been through this time and time again.The MANCS will be smiling if Lucas plays in midffield.Is Carrick better than Lucas...Is Luk Chadwick better than Lucas. The Curse of Lucas is one of the main worries this weekend

PLAYERS TO WATCH FOR LIVERPOOL
Glenn Jhonson,Gerrard,Torres,Kuyt,Benayoun and Macherano will have to come big this weekend.And if these guys are on song than we pose a signaficant threat to the MANCS. Jhonsons marauding runs ,Monster Mash breaking down the United midfield. Penaltinho didnt really deliver against Liverpool so the wing backs should exploit more often. Pepe Reinnas shot stopping should also be a key factor on Sunday

PLAYERS TO FEAR
In a big game like this its more often the man with lesser of a reputation that pops up and hurts you. And Ive said Fletcher is a MUGG.But its the MUGG that I single out often is the one I fear. Also in a game of this magnitude we have to be weary of the wit and guile and skill of Ryan Giggs. But as I said its Muggs like Berbatov and Rio Ferdinand and Anderson that I fear can pop up and make this Sunday painfull.
And of course theres Michael Owen who will have so much Nazr from the Liverpool fans and if he hurts us........It will be a tough scar to remove

RAFA VS FERGUSON
Who would emmerge as the tactical genius on Sunday. Rafa has been shocking with his inclusion of Lucas.Ferguson has been sound.Rafa must play a 4-4-2 .Reyna,Jhonson,Nsua,Skrtyl,Caragher,Macherano and Gerard in middle, Ben Ayoun and Babbel on the flanks and Kuyt and Torres up front. I know Ferguson is gonna play with one striker in Rooney or he might shock us by starting Owen. Scholes and Giggs will also be on his agenda.
But for Rafa if teh reult goes Lyons way,The pressure could be boiling......
Sir Alex Ferguson enters the game without any added pressure.What Im saying is that for Rafa its not just pride...Its his Job

Manchester United News & Views








Contenders – Liverpool







The much awaited Liverpool game is upon us. What can you say about the beach boys title challenge so far, has it deflated? At the end of last season Liverpool looked like they would be the biggest threat this season to United’s title. Why? Because they were winning games without Gerrard who was out for about 6 to 7 games at the end of last term whilst Alonso & Macherano comprehensively dictated Liverpool’s midfield. The Mersey siders definitely played with great belief about them & it all started after they clobbered United 4-1 at the Theatre. The Red Devils got hammered for silly defensive errors & maybe it was the wakeup call that United deserved in light of the sometimes over elaboration in defense when all you need to do is just boot the ball clear. In a way that result also broke United’s confidence as for the rest of the season we played with a jittery edge right up to the Champions league final in which we just couldn’t last the distance. However winning games builds your confidence & United come into this game on an 8 game unbeaten run & 7 points clear of Rafa’s rebels. Rebels indeed with Alonso & Arbeloa gone & Mascherano tempted by Barcelona the KOPS have lost 4 games this season & a lot of their belief & confidence fading. Take away their 2 front anchors & teams like Sunderland will outplay them.


Looking back over the last 3 seasons they have let go of some really good players. Strikers who have left like Crouch, Bellamy & Keane would have provided ample firepower all season round. In the middle Sissoko & Alonso would have provided the depth necessary to mount a serious title challenge. Sissoko who now applies his trade with Juve outshone Gerrard at times. His Viera like presence really made Liverpool a dangerous proposition. A midfield consisting of Gerrard playing the attacking front man, Sissoko & Alonso providing the glitter in the center, Mascherano protecting the back four & the effective Dirk Kuyt presenting excellent rotational options would have been a force to be reckoned with. However the erratic decision making of Benitez stands between the Kop & the title, compounded by the financial situation at Anfield. A game against the old enemy might just be the right tonic for Benitez’s boys to restore their title ambitions. You can count on them playing out of their socks as anything less might be curtains on title talk. With Arsenal back on form, Spurs in the top 3 & Man City still a big threat the Mersey siders are well off the pace from a top 4 finish.



Games


vs. Bolton (2-1). The last ten minutes of this game seemed to overshadow United’s dominating performance as we were barely hanging on for the final whistle. Gary Megson’s 90 minute shouting marathon seemed to take effect in the closing stages after an error by Gary Neville allowed the imposing Kevin Davies to pick out Mathew Taylor for Bolton’s lifeline. United just didn’t look comfortable at the back. Rio Ferdinand’s form has come into question. With constant injuries plaguing the England Center back he looks like he has lost a lot of his sharpness. Michael Owen has missed a few sitters this season & again could have scored a few in this game. Ryan Giggs dominated midfield & just dragged the Wanderers defense around at will. He is one of about 10 Premier League players nominated for the Ballon D ‘Or. Berbatov for me is looking more established this season. Some of his deft touches & acrobatics against Bolton brought back memories of Cantona. He can be the catalyst in a lot of the key games this season.

Looking Ahead

United travel to Moscow tonight & a chance to virtually wrap up the group early on. Depending on Fergies strategy in view of the weekends clash at Anfield he might play a somewhat rotated squad. Giggs, Rooney, Fletcher & Evra are all out of this game. Following the Liverpool match we have Barnsley coming up next Tuesday in the Carling Cup. There are rumors that Nani might be sold in a swap deal for David Silva in January. I’m not surprised as Nani just doesn’t look the part this season. With Chelsea surprisingly dropping points at Villa it looks like there will be a lot more upsets in the title run.

 
RedMan

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Many readers were saying that they find it difficult to read UBGS englerati...(english mixed with gujerati  and swoosh0018 will now filter UBGS lyrics. Anyway Breaking news just in is that Joel Santana has been Fired. Our man UBG is on his toes and sent his application immediately to Raymond Hack as the two were spotted at Kashifs Restaurant in Fordsburg.

DONT CLOSE THE DARWAJOH
By Uncle Bhai Gora.

How do you become a millionaire in 13 months. Its a quick formula and its so easy.
All you have to do is coach a team in another country. I tried this with Goas Gaderas in india. Then you musnt be able to speak a hint of the language of the country that you are applying to. Get a translator and then eat lots of chicken and tortillas and just coach.Talk and scream
If you do all of the above successfully SAFA will see you. And they need a coach.
Apply to SAFA or get refered by a friend that saw Pele and Areh Wah....You get paid 1.3 million rand a month.It cant be difficult. You dnt have to win games, you can lose 8-9 .Also you allowed to lose against the Big teams.Everybody says Shame, they played well.
Then you start losing against teams like Iceland and Norway and Mauritius and Areh Wah You become a Millionaire.
Santana deserves to go and I said it long time that I would have done a better job.....
I mean he has done nothing, he couldnt even speak English.
I cant understand SAFA...In the countrys World Cup year they bring in a MUGG, A no namer really.We all thought that a Big Footballing name will bring the Unity.
we have went from bad to worse to putrid. Austrailia,Korea were no namers,Hiddink made them big.He installed belief.Its not that our guys cant play, Its they cant believe in someone they know was destined to be a flop.
And wid the biggest competition in football 8 months away we are back to square one.
So wats gonna happen Swoosh0018 readers....Do I stand a chance.Do you want me to apply for who wants to be a millionaire.
OR WILL I BE BEATEN TO THE POST by Jomo.....
At the end though I say that we should have rather kept 15 million in our country and payed our owes.
Ta Ta Santana.Its about time

UBG recieved this email from swoosh0018 reporters..Dont know who came up with it but credit to the man that intercepted this bugged telephone call.


(I think this was a dialogue between Perrera and Santana)

Perrera: dude stop sitting around and starving in Brazil, there's a place in Africa with plenty of moola and the football association is a bunch of muggs who will pay you whatever you want and believe whatever you say.

Santana: how much are we talking about?
Pererra: around R1.5 mil a month....

Santana: You lie....get out of here! I thought Africa was a third world continent?
Parerra: Yep thats what I thought too, but hey these guys are nut case, they are so gullible its not funny, and they think they are rich..

Santana: you getting me excited now, but how will I get my hands on those riches?
Parerra: mmmmmhhh..... how well do you know soccer cousin? because i was thinkin you can come take my place as a coach of their national team, i miss home now and I've had my share already..

Santana: I watch it every now and then.
Parrera: Ahhhh, thats enough.. we can even say you've coached a small local team before and I will recommend you cousin...

Santana: man we talking about a national team here, not just any local team!!

Parrera: Dont worry cousin leave all that to me, I told you thats a banana republic.
Santana: But dont you have a contract with them already?

Parrera: So what? I can always say my wife is sick and needs my support..
Santana: oh one last thing.... I just met this woman I really like her,I cant just cant leave here..

Parrera: Can she speak English?
Santana: She watches Santa Babra and she said to me this morning "happy morning"

Parrera: Great!!! she can go to SA with you.. we'll say she's your interpreter, she can also earn some money from SAFA.

Santana: you kidding me... it this country soo bad?
Parrera: a circus I tell you...

Santana: what if I want to come back home before my contract expires?

Parrera: dont worry you will not stay there for long, no one ever does,the team loses all the time and the public blames the coach...

Santana: so these guys cant even play?

Perrera: come watch this video... you see this weakest link? "Aron Mokeona the gate way" he is the captain. should I say more?

Santana: hahahahaha... let me go do my visa and passport right away.
source:sent to my via email.Well done to who ever wrote this...he he..brilliant