TRANSFER TALK

Now the whole tranfer market is going crazy. Why because there are eight World Class Juventus Players up for Sale. Its hard for me to write this knowing Juve are no longer a force they once were but the Italian Victory has made the situation alot more easier. I just hope the bastards dont join Man Utd. The thing about Italian Players is that they will never leave Italy.
So to cut the long story short and hide my sorrow these are the speculations that are happening at the moment.

Ruud Van Nistelrooy-Man Utd to Real Madrid. CONFIRMED
I was speaking to Coffee the other day and he said that he will never ever have a Mugg Like this on his team. Did you see him in the Dugout during Netherlands vs Portugal. This owe needs Keon and Company to breek him again.

Ronaldo-Madrid to Man Utd (Swap + money with Van nistelrooy)

Zambrotta : Juventus to Barcelona CONFIRMED
Cannavaro: Juventusto Madrid CONFIRMED
Emerson :Juventus to Madrid CONFIRMED
Quinton Fortune :Man Utd to Bolton CONFIRMED
Mista: Valencia to Atletico Madrid CONFIRMED
Thuram: Juventus to Barcelona CONFIRMED

RUMOURED TO BE ON THE MOVE AFTER THE LATEST TRIBUNAL HEARINGS
TREZEGUET, IBRAHIMOVIC, CAMORONESI, BUFFON


Dirk Kuyt to Liverpool. Did these Muggs not read the article on Torben Piechnik

Camoronesi to Liverpool. Please see above

Watch this space as I will be adding done deals, moves, speculations for the week.

Now Man Utd doesnt want Christiano Ronaldo. Its either Rooney or Ronaldo. And you know the English, They will kick this lightie right out. It will take them years to forgive him. Rumours are rife that he is on his way to Madrid. My reporters managed to get pics of him and his chic on the beach. Thanks A Moosa for the pics