ASK BABOO & BHENNY

I hope I dont recieve a pasting again like the last time for this post. This time its sport related.So the polls wanted these two to stay and here they are

Dear Bhaboo & Bhenny. In light of the post Open the Floor regarding the WAGS. I am a Wag but a local WAG. Soccer supposed to be a Winter Sport.But from April it starts.Now it ends after Ramadan (The fasting period)which is November. There is just no time to do things. This is a whole day affair. I am a proud WAG but this is just too long. My man actually left a waleemah (post marriage function)the other day to watch his team and play. Isnt that now too much?Then they come home complaining of injuries and coughing. I know someone who played on their engagement day.

BHENNY: My dear. Its bloody ludicrous.Soccer is a 90 minute game. What do they go the whole day for. If you ask me its just a excuse to spend time with their own kind and be macho. Aches and pains then are a sympathy act. I suggest you round up fellow WAGS and shop on a Saturday.The whole Saturday.Then see how they feel. You WAGS can play home an away games. Home games in your area. Sometimes play away games like Menlyn Shopping center and Cedar Square. I heard the shopping is beautiful there. And since it stretches in Summer, practise your free kicks and dribbling by having Post Shopping cocktails and skinny Capacino's out in the Sun. Take a stand you WAGS. As for the fellow that played on his engagement, He is bloody mad to play on such a sacred day.

BABOO:Are bhaba. Who is this chap that left his engagement. What a man. A true man never leaves his team. I must meet him. And the guys that left the Waleemah.Dons I tell you. Reminds me of the story of the guy that fell and never held the railing because he coudnt spill the weed in his hand. When the paramedics found him he still refused to surender and open his fist.Thats committment. Thats spirit people. I dont understand these WAGS. They want husbands that look like Cannavaro but they only want him to spend 90 minutes a week on the pitch. They want to eat Hagen Daaz every day but they want their hubbys to buy it from Nagins. What the f$5k. Then they sit and watch the footballers on TV and say Oooh.I want my husbands legs to look like this and look at the syle,And look at Fabio,Now thats a man.......etc etc.

Sunday is a Football day. Men must bond. Men must train so that when the WAGS walk with you we can make them look good. Beside the more time you spend on the pitch the fitter you are and Im sure every WAG would like a fit man in the sack. The other day I met a footballer who listened to the WAG. I went to his pozie (house),bastard was sitting and watching Desperate Housewives with a electric belt strapped around his waist next to his WAG eating a cinibon. I said to him what are you doing. He said Im training.I cant go out ,my wife said its too cold. I said how the f#4k are you training. He said Im getting a six pack with this electric belt my wife bought me from Verimark. She paid a fortune. I spend more time at home and the current does the rest. I said gimme the belt. If thats the case I can get a six pack while catching a bj and smoking a guaai. What the f#4k. We need more men like ROY KEANE, The man that went AWOL at the Waleemah and the owe that played on his Engagement Day. Thats commitment in relationships

*we apologise for Baboos language, but thats Baboo

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