WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

GLORY GLORY MAN UTD!
Three out of three. I was sitting with the okes this week and speaking to my cousin Hoosain Mayet, an avid UTD Fan to say the least.

"I expect to see some unbias reporting on the weekend esp towards the 1st league leaders of the season-also maybe to mention to stick it to the Cocky Liverpool fans on why rooney is better than Crouch-They deserve credit-all you Muggs expected them to crack"
Hoosain Mayet-On Man Utd's Start to the season

Look I will give credit but I mean Come On, The opposition has been below par. They havent met the BIG BOYS YET. And is Rooney better than Crouch. You be the judge of that. But look they are the leaders and Well done to them for that. But it is just a matter of time before Saha starts firing blanks and the toppie Ferguson will rue signing a calibre Striker

GUNNERS POINT OF VIEW
Doesnt Danny Mills play for Man City. But then again Danny Mills played for England in the World Cup. Again Inconsistency f&*Ks up Arsenal's plight in the league. The camp seems to be unhappy. There seems to be a lack of Mohabbit there. These Muggs better Shape up and give me points in the Fantasy League

CHELSKI
Frank Lampard can score penalties. Hows the Chelsea Away Kit. Sublime.
After the slip at Middlesbrough these guys are too experienced to falter again. Mourinhos millions , Mourinhos Millions

FROM THE KOP END
A wonder Goal, No Inconsistency and Crouch to the rescue again. Liverpool slowly seem to be getting their act together and lets see some big things now. Cisse You MUGGS argueably have got a gem in the lanky Crouchy. Which leaves me to the question
HOW DO YOU RATE PETER CROUCH? WILL HE BE AN ASSET IN EUROPE? Can he emulate the likes of RUSH,Aldridge etc. These okes used to get you 30 odd a season.

The rest of the results showed a few surprises and expected results. Spurs all of a sudden were the talk of Midweek, And Now they were C&*k. Come on Mahmood. What are your views ?

EUROPEAN SOCCER ROUND UP.
Yet again no sms from Riyad Loonat. Why! Because they must thank Juventus that they could get a point. A SOLID midfield and defensive display but rarely threatening up front. Van Nistelrooy fired blanks again. Dont worry Mr Loonat UTD damaged this Lads career. Even Fatty Ronaldo, Pack him up and send him away now. Please I cant send that message every week that Madrid Are S*(t. My hands will get sore.
Valencia and Depor and other big Spanish Clubs advanced.

Bayern Munich. Please let Owen Hargreaves f&*k off. I dont undestand Clubs. Why do they want to hold on to owes that have no liss and heart. Even Ashley Cole . Arsene must boot the bas*@d.

The Italian Super Cup was a cracker, 4-3 to Inter. Thy came from three goals down and The Toppie Figo scored a Free Kick In extra time.

BREAKING NEWS: Roy Keane signs as Manager of Sunderland

So another weekend Goes and still a long way to go. Big Things are Still to come