THEATRE OF DREAMS-INTERACTIVE

VITALSTATISTICS
NAME: Waseem khan
Club: Manchester United
Status: Die Hard and the true enemy to the Kop

Im glad to have finally got an interview from one of the Die Hard Man Utd Owes that i know. I mean this man was in the thick of battle many a time and was always giving the Abus (anyone but utd) guys stick. I always had a weekly round up with him when he was at Gary's Track And Field. I just had to hear what this Utd Stalwart had to say!

swoosh: Waseem, Welcome to the Blog. Like I said I just have to hear your views this season. How Long have you been a Utd Fan?
wk : Since my dad scored the winning goal that conceived me.

swoosh: There has been alot of debate surrounding Sir Alex, About Wether the toppie has lost it or not. A fairly good start to the season. Whats Your Views?
wk : Fairly good , was the best start to any of their premiership seasons !!!! The loss to ARSENAL & the draw at READING has slighltly overshadowed this.
Fergie has been at the helm for a long time , & he always seems to pull one out of the bag. Maybe, experience does count.

swoosh: And your rival Rafa. Has he Lost the plot.
wk : Rafa is a great manager without any doubt. The POOL(Liverpool) started off with a slight hiccup , but they seem to be bouncing back. A good victory against spurs.

swoosh: Honestly , What are your Predictions for Utd This Year in the Champs League and Premiership?
wk : United were unlucky last season , but they’ve scored more in 1 game against celtic this season, than they did in the whole of last seasons champions league.
I think the boys could go all the way. WE had some crucial injuries last season , with the likes of scholes & heinze as well as solskjaer out.
United have always done well in the premiership,so I don’t think that this season will be any different

swoosh: Do you think the toppie Ferguson has made some good signings. I mean Carrick 18 million. If you ask me thats a waste?
The Liverpool owes were saying that the toppie Ferguson lost it wen he signed the likes of Kleberson, DJEMBA, Smith, veron AND a host of other Muggs.
wk : We all thought that rooney was way tooooooo much, but the wonderkid has been the best signing & money well spent if you ask me.
What do the Liverpool owes know, I mean they had SOUNESS signing THORBEN PIKNIK & THEN PAUL STEWART of spurs but to name a few.
Alan smith, a great acquisition for united. Juan Saba Veron great in ITALY , BUT the same with Liverpool signing FERNANDO MORIENTES (a great footballer , but just couldn’t do it in the English league).

swoosh :Are Chelsea beatable?
wk : My boys beat them last season, with a great goal from DARREN FLETCHER, &
This season middlesborough did it , so yes, they are definitely beatable.

swoosh : Now this is where it starts hotting up. You and Vis have been really close over the years. Do you think UTD will f$%k Liverpool up this year. What will be VIS reaction if you do.?
wk : VIS reaction will always be that of a f%^ing fish. He always goes deep sea when we trash LIVERPOOL.

swoosh : Arsenal have already beaten you guys, a draw with Reading. Any Comment.?
wk : I think it’s good to lose sometimes, it’ll bring the boys back to earth. Evry great team has been beaten.

swoosh :I know Utd were dominant in the 90's. I think without Peter Shmeichel and Roy Keane you owes wouldnt have been in that class?Do you think this is a void that cannot be filled.?
wk : Keano & the GREAT DANE were absolutely fantastic at their time in united. Just like we thought there would never be the likes of another GEORGE BEST , we have ROONEY. So , time will tell.

swoosh : What did you think of Quinton Fortune honestly?
wk : Cmon, SIR ALEX FERGUSON saw him as a talent & bought him. The guy was a good all round player. He filled all sort of positions & excelled in them. He was never given a set position to establish himself in. I think he’ll do well at BOLTON.
I think we need to start giving our south African boys some good , at least he played for the greatest club in the world….. no not bafana bafana

swoosh : Do you know Abdulhay Mayet?
wk :Heard about him

swoosh : Is it true that this toppie phones Ferguson before kick off? Am wk : not too sure, but have heard talk of it

swoosh : The Rooney/Ronaldo Spat at the World Cup. This could have been bad if the lightie Ronaldo left for Madrid. He is a class act. What is it With Wayne Rooney. ?
wk : Rooney & Ronaldo , the 2 greatest youngsters at the moment. How Liverpool would wish to have them

swoosh : What has been your best moment as a Utd Fan?
wk : Winning the champions league in the dying moments against bayern munich & cantona scoring the winner against the POOL in the FA CUP final.
Remember the commentator “ CANTONA , CANTONAAA , CANTONAAAAAAA”

swoosh : What has been your worst?
wk : NO REAL BAD MOMENTS , but always k@k when we lose to the POOL.

swoosh : Do you remember how much stick I gave you when Andy Cole sold you guys against West Ham and Single Handedly cost you guys the title. What a feeling for me?Wats ur views on the attack of Cole & York. I mean it worked wonders for you guys for a while
wk : It was a brilliant partnership without a doubt. The west ham gamewas just one of those days when you do everything right BUT score.

swoosh : What do you think of Man Utd AIG kit. Is it worst than Liverpools Arid Orange kit and Arsenals Maroon Centenary kit?
wk : I love the kit , think it’s stunning

swoosh : David Beckham, Van Nistelrooy. Should Ferguson have Sold Them. I mean Becks was Old TRAFFORD at heart?
wk : I think fergie made some mistakes in the past. Selling becks & stam was a huge mistake I think. Van nistelrooy will always be one of the greats at utd , but at 30 & to get 15 million pounds , I think was a good move by the toppie. I mean SAHA is in brilliant form.

swoosh : Have you ever seen Man Utd Live?
wk : Yes I have, when they were in SOUTH AFRICA

swoosh : The Treble. It can only happen to you guys. Score in the last minute of the biggest competition in the World. I can still picture Sammy Kuffour fisting the ground? How was that feeling. Down one minute and estatic the next?
wk : OH, what a feeling , I had the akahalwaya brothers home, watching the game , & we practically brought the house down. Still get goose bumps when I see the replays.

swoosh : Who was your greatest UTD PLayer to date?
wk : It has got to be MR ERIC CANTONA

swoosh : Keano. Wat a player. played with 200%. You think World Football will ever find a character quite like this?
wk : I DON’T THINK SO , it’s like saying will tennis ever have another Mcenroe

swoosh : If I were to tell you that Del Piero was coming to Old Trafford. What would be your reaction?
wk : I always admired DEL PIERO , but his over the hill now. So I’d tell you to keep him in serie B.

swoosh : What did you think of Italys victory in the World Cup.
wk : I think that they shoudn’t have gotten that penalty against the aussies.But they won , so well done to the AZZURI.

swoosh : You are fortunate Juve are not in the Champions League this year. We would have pumped you owes in the knockout stages? Remember how Del scored to shut you owes out the one year. Made Schmeical look ordinary?
wk : Mr Mayet , you are just like the f%^^ing LIVERPOOL oukes that have limited memory. REMEMBER when unite were down 2-0 to JUVE IN ITALY & the strike force of YORK & COLE with the inspirational ROY KEANE gave UNITED a 2-3
Victory. Oh & need I remind you that the great ZINEDINE ZIDANE was part of that side.

swoosh : Who do YOU THINK WAS/IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD?
wk : If you talking footballer , for me it’s got to be ZINEDINE ZIDANE.
I have never seen PELE play , but I heard that he was the greatest.

swoosh : Lastly if you had to pick your greatest Man uts x11. WHO WOULD THEY BE?
wk : Peter Schmeichel
Dennis Irwin
Jaap Stam
Steve Bruce
Gary Neville
Christiano Ronaldo
Roy Keane
Eric Cantona
Andrei Kanchelskis
Wayne Rooney
George Best

SWOOSH: Thanks Waseem kHAN . I CANT WAIT FOR THE LIVERPOOL SHOWDOWN this time around?
WK : Yeah good luck & thanks for having m