VITALSTATISTICS:
NAME: FEROZ MOHAMED FIS
TEAM : LIVERPOOL
PROFILE: THIS MAN REPRESENTS LIVERPOOL AND THE KOP IN THE KAAP. WASEEM KHANS BEST MATE.
I know you and Waseem Khan are really dik, so I made sure that I timed the interview to follow his. I know when the blog just started you were one of the chaps to email me from Cape Town and say your say on behalf of the kop.
swoosh: How long have you been supporting Liverpool?
FIS : 20 YEARS
swoosh: Have you eva been to Anfield?
FIS: NO
swoosh: Is soccer as big in the Cape amongst the owes as it is here? Like you know the banter that goes on in Ackals etc. Does cell C Cavendish serve the pupose.?
FIS: Yes its just as big ,cell c cavendish is where all the koptalk gossip starts and never a day goes by without some critic coming in to say something .
swoosh: EVER SEEN A BEAUTIFUL CHIC IN A LIVERPOOL KIT IN CAVENDISH?
FIS : There are only beautiful chicks in Cavendish .chicks here have taste ,so they only wear Liverpool ,and cause im the kop king here ,they never walk alone
swoosh: Bet some hotties there. Imagine them in an Italian Top. Anyway its Ramadaan , back to the ball.Firstly what did you tyhink of your bra Waseems interview. This owe is definately an enemy to the kop.Hows the feeling When Liverpool punish them?
FIS: Hotties is mild ,its more like nandos extra hot ,u mean Italian woman in Liverpool kit .waseem khan is Liverpool public enemy no 1 …to punish utd is Always a great feeling ,words cannot describe it ,u just need to walk into to ackals after a match like that to rub salt in the wounds .
swoosh: Hows the feeling the other way around?
FIS: K#k ,Not a good day to be around me after that ,it’s a matter of pride when those to meet ,so I don’t like losing to them
swoosh: What do you think of UTDS AIG kit. Been a big talking point on the blog?
FIS: SORRY ,did you say scum;s aig kit ,I think the talking point was the chick wearing the kit ,not the kit itself ,if anyone was making a big woo haa about Scums aig kit ,they need to c a optometrists .chiefs kit looks nicer !
swoosh: What do you think of Liverpools signings this year?
FIS : GREAT ,Rafa has bought some good players who will show there full potential as the season progresses .
swoosh: Dirk Kuyt. This owe has some potential. He looks Good?
FIS : Great potential to be a kop king ,has great movement and good game intelligence .20 goals + come may
swoosh: I see Rafa has come in for some stick on the Blog. Is this punishment worthy? ur views
FIS : WELL ,critics will always have there say ,don’t think he deserves that at all ,he has changed the club for the better going forward .if you notice rafa he never
Gets involved in the mix ,like the pora ,or mad man and sir bubblegum .so I wouldn’t bother either as to what the critics say .
swoosh: What did you think of Souness. Do you know Torben Piecknik. Was he that Shit?
FIS : HE was a great player ,but we all know what he did as a manager .so my feelings towards him is neutral .dont know the bloke ,guess he was shit
swoosh: How was the feeling when you guys came back from three goals down to win the champions league final. did you phone Waseem Khan immediately and Give him Stick.?
FIS: Words cannot describe that feeling ,I get goose bumps when i watch it again still ,it was a PRICELESS moment .at half time I was down and out
But still had faith in my team ,I got calls from all over the country ,ackals even sms,d me saying free Milan specials for all Liverpool fans tomorrow.
Little did they realize there were 45 mins to go and 6 mins of madness ,6 mins that rocked Istanbul and shook the football world .even the greats
Like marradona said it sent shivers down there spine when the reds came back from the dead .extra time the pressure was building again as the players
Were tired ,but when dudek made the double save , I got the feeling BIG EARS was going home where it belonged ANFIELD. kojack got the
Call ,said we lucky ,but goes without saying jealousy makes you nasty .
swoosh: Waseem Khan mentioned the Cantona goal to sink you owes in the FA CUP. Do you think it was the white suits that Liverpool wore pre match that set the tone
FIS : That’s the only name in his vocabulary ,cantona ,no white suits had nothing to do with it ,ball is round simple has that ,can go either way .
You cant win them all .
swoosh: What Do you think of the Liverpool team of the decade?Guys wore the shirt with pride. They looked at the Anfield Gates with honour. Does it still exists
FIS :WELL history speaks for itself ,records are there forever now ,ANFIELD GATES will always be looked at with honour ,I don’t think there is One Liverpool player that can say they never wore the shirt with pride ,and it will always be there ,we have players that come to ANFIELD not for The money ,but for the passion of being part of LIVERPOOL FC .
swoosh: Rashid Cassim, Cisse, Ebie Jay and many owes from the Kop HAS INSISTED that this is the year Liverpool will win the PremierLeague?Do you agree
FIS : We have a good chance ,some good new players who could make the difference come may .so we will have to wait and C .
swoosh: Comment on Liverpools season thus far
FIS : Our home form has been good ,some great goals that can go as contenders for the season ,away form has been bad ,but we will improve .still early
Days to make judgement or point fingers .
swoosh: What do you think Chelsea, Arsenal and Man UTD'S chances are with their new signings. Chelsea has some Big Boys?
FIS : I think all three teams have good squads ,and some very good players ,but we can match them men for men ,money or no money .
We have shown Chelsea already in the charity shield ,we will show scum come 22 oct ,early eidie for kojack and ackals boys .and at the Emirates stadium ,I think with the wing players we have now ,it will make the difference .
swoosh: Now for the big one. Do you guys think you will F$%K mAN Utd up this year?
FIS : YES ,as I have mentioned early eidie for them .come may we will have more trophys in cabinet then them .
swoosh: Are you the ambassador of the ABUS in Cape Town (Abu-anyone but utd )
FIS: YIP ,im the king of the kop here ,so without a doubt .
swoosh: Rooney wont shave his daree until he scores. Who knows maybe Anelka told him to keep the beard during Ramadaan. What do you make of this
FIS: U mean shrek ,call him a Taliban shrek now ,sometimes all the money cannot buy you looks .ugly he will remain beard or no beard
swoosh: If I told you Alessandro Del Piero was coming to Anfield. What would you say?
FIS: No thanks ,if you look below his neck line he has a expiry date ,so I think serie b will be best for him.
swoosh: Lastly MR VIS. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR ALL TIME GREATEST LIVERPOOL X11?
FIS:
KING KENNY ,KEEGAN ,RUSH ,BARNES ,SOUNESS ,GERRARD ,OWEN ,FOWLER ,MACMANAMAN ,CARRAGER ,
JAMIE REDNAPP
swoosh: THANKS MY MAN. HOWS THE FAST. I know if I were there it wouldnt be the food that would make me struggle?Im interested to see what comments your bra will make
FIS : FAST IS GOING VERY FAST ,TRUST ME IN A MALL LIKE CAVENDISH FOOD IS THE LAST THING ON YOUR MIND WHICHS MAKES YOU STRUGGLE .
DON’T WORRY TO MUCH AS TO WHAT KOJACK MIGHT SAY ,I WOULD CALL IT GAAN WITH THE WIND .
KOPOUT
FIS
NAME: FEROZ MOHAMED FIS
TEAM : LIVERPOOL
PROFILE: THIS MAN REPRESENTS LIVERPOOL AND THE KOP IN THE KAAP. WASEEM KHANS BEST MATE.
I know you and Waseem Khan are really dik, so I made sure that I timed the interview to follow his. I know when the blog just started you were one of the chaps to email me from Cape Town and say your say on behalf of the kop.
swoosh: How long have you been supporting Liverpool?
FIS : 20 YEARS
swoosh: Have you eva been to Anfield?
FIS: NO
swoosh: Is soccer as big in the Cape amongst the owes as it is here? Like you know the banter that goes on in Ackals etc. Does cell C Cavendish serve the pupose.?
FIS: Yes its just as big ,cell c cavendish is where all the koptalk gossip starts and never a day goes by without some critic coming in to say something .
swoosh: EVER SEEN A BEAUTIFUL CHIC IN A LIVERPOOL KIT IN CAVENDISH?
FIS : There are only beautiful chicks in Cavendish .chicks here have taste ,so they only wear Liverpool ,and cause im the kop king here ,they never walk alone
swoosh: Bet some hotties there. Imagine them in an Italian Top. Anyway its Ramadaan , back to the ball.Firstly what did you tyhink of your bra Waseems interview. This owe is definately an enemy to the kop.Hows the feeling When Liverpool punish them?
FIS: Hotties is mild ,its more like nandos extra hot ,u mean Italian woman in Liverpool kit .waseem khan is Liverpool public enemy no 1 …to punish utd is Always a great feeling ,words cannot describe it ,u just need to walk into to ackals after a match like that to rub salt in the wounds .
swoosh: Hows the feeling the other way around?
FIS: K#k ,Not a good day to be around me after that ,it’s a matter of pride when those to meet ,so I don’t like losing to them
swoosh: What do you think of UTDS AIG kit. Been a big talking point on the blog?
FIS: SORRY ,did you say scum;s aig kit ,I think the talking point was the chick wearing the kit ,not the kit itself ,if anyone was making a big woo haa about Scums aig kit ,they need to c a optometrists .chiefs kit looks nicer !
swoosh: What do you think of Liverpools signings this year?
FIS : GREAT ,Rafa has bought some good players who will show there full potential as the season progresses .
swoosh: Dirk Kuyt. This owe has some potential. He looks Good?
FIS : Great potential to be a kop king ,has great movement and good game intelligence .20 goals + come may
swoosh: I see Rafa has come in for some stick on the Blog. Is this punishment worthy? ur views
FIS : WELL ,critics will always have there say ,don’t think he deserves that at all ,he has changed the club for the better going forward .if you notice rafa he never
Gets involved in the mix ,like the pora ,or mad man and sir bubblegum .so I wouldn’t bother either as to what the critics say .
swoosh: What did you think of Souness. Do you know Torben Piecknik. Was he that Shit?
FIS : HE was a great player ,but we all know what he did as a manager .so my feelings towards him is neutral .dont know the bloke ,guess he was shit
swoosh: How was the feeling when you guys came back from three goals down to win the champions league final. did you phone Waseem Khan immediately and Give him Stick.?
FIS: Words cannot describe that feeling ,I get goose bumps when i watch it again still ,it was a PRICELESS moment .at half time I was down and out
But still had faith in my team ,I got calls from all over the country ,ackals even sms,d me saying free Milan specials for all Liverpool fans tomorrow.
Little did they realize there were 45 mins to go and 6 mins of madness ,6 mins that rocked Istanbul and shook the football world .even the greats
Like marradona said it sent shivers down there spine when the reds came back from the dead .extra time the pressure was building again as the players
Were tired ,but when dudek made the double save , I got the feeling BIG EARS was going home where it belonged ANFIELD. kojack got the
Call ,said we lucky ,but goes without saying jealousy makes you nasty .
swoosh: Waseem Khan mentioned the Cantona goal to sink you owes in the FA CUP. Do you think it was the white suits that Liverpool wore pre match that set the tone
FIS : That’s the only name in his vocabulary ,cantona ,no white suits had nothing to do with it ,ball is round simple has that ,can go either way .
You cant win them all .
swoosh: What Do you think of the Liverpool team of the decade?Guys wore the shirt with pride. They looked at the Anfield Gates with honour. Does it still exists
FIS :WELL history speaks for itself ,records are there forever now ,ANFIELD GATES will always be looked at with honour ,I don’t think there is One Liverpool player that can say they never wore the shirt with pride ,and it will always be there ,we have players that come to ANFIELD not for The money ,but for the passion of being part of LIVERPOOL FC .
swoosh: Rashid Cassim, Cisse, Ebie Jay and many owes from the Kop HAS INSISTED that this is the year Liverpool will win the PremierLeague?Do you agree
FIS : We have a good chance ,some good new players who could make the difference come may .so we will have to wait and C .
swoosh: Comment on Liverpools season thus far
FIS : Our home form has been good ,some great goals that can go as contenders for the season ,away form has been bad ,but we will improve .still early
Days to make judgement or point fingers .
swoosh: What do you think Chelsea, Arsenal and Man UTD'S chances are with their new signings. Chelsea has some Big Boys?
FIS : I think all three teams have good squads ,and some very good players ,but we can match them men for men ,money or no money .
We have shown Chelsea already in the charity shield ,we will show scum come 22 oct ,early eidie for kojack and ackals boys .and at the Emirates stadium ,I think with the wing players we have now ,it will make the difference .
swoosh: Now for the big one. Do you guys think you will F$%K mAN Utd up this year?
FIS : YES ,as I have mentioned early eidie for them .come may we will have more trophys in cabinet then them .
swoosh: Are you the ambassador of the ABUS in Cape Town (Abu-anyone but utd )
FIS: YIP ,im the king of the kop here ,so without a doubt .
swoosh: Rooney wont shave his daree until he scores. Who knows maybe Anelka told him to keep the beard during Ramadaan. What do you make of this
FIS: U mean shrek ,call him a Taliban shrek now ,sometimes all the money cannot buy you looks .ugly he will remain beard or no beard
swoosh: If I told you Alessandro Del Piero was coming to Anfield. What would you say?
FIS: No thanks ,if you look below his neck line he has a expiry date ,so I think serie b will be best for him.
swoosh: Lastly MR VIS. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR ALL TIME GREATEST LIVERPOOL X11?
FIS:
KING KENNY ,KEEGAN ,RUSH ,BARNES ,SOUNESS ,GERRARD ,OWEN ,FOWLER ,MACMANAMAN ,CARRAGER ,
JAMIE REDNAPP
swoosh: THANKS MY MAN. HOWS THE FAST. I know if I were there it wouldnt be the food that would make me struggle?Im interested to see what comments your bra will make
FIS : FAST IS GOING VERY FAST ,TRUST ME IN A MALL LIKE CAVENDISH FOOD IS THE LAST THING ON YOUR MIND WHICHS MAKES YOU STRUGGLE .
DON’T WORRY TO MUCH AS TO WHAT KOJACK MIGHT SAY ,I WOULD CALL IT GAAN WITH THE WIND .
KOPOUT
FIS
Swoosh enough wit ur del piero ?s he like 'baggio' finish now,anyway nice to know der are die hard liverpool fans out there ,guys like that Vazherz littie,he got skill that 1 ,i checked him when he came here to Klerksdorp...Jamie oliver
ReplyDeleteswoosh , cmon , how can u interview the vis as a liverpool supporter ? He's a fake supporter who knows jack about soccer. Since the premier league has started the fish (vis) only knows "come may" & all he ever talks about is the istanbul victory. since the premiership has started i've waited for may , & guess what, NO F#^#ING TITLE !!!... Wasim (MTN..the better connection)
ReplyDeletewhere is the WWE QUESTION??????????
ReplyDeletemust have been long since you walked into akhals with your head held up high..Very long.
ReplyDeleteand Gerrard dived for that penalty in the CL final....
Wasim Khan you'll C FOR YOURSELF! Just Wait
ReplyDeleteYo anonymous FUCK u don come talk bull here gerrard dived ,u fuckin was screwin shevy ,dats wy he missed da penalty ,n don hide behind anonymouty here bastard...Hogan
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