JIHAD: THE ABU'S vs ALI'S

*Def ABU="ANYONE BUT UTD"
*Def ALI="ANTI LIVERPOOL"

I was speaking to the chaps last night on the Big game this weekend. We were chatting on how big the Occasion is, Whats at stake, The Hopes, The dreams. But we came to one conclusion. ITS ALL ABOUT IZZET at the end of the day. Interviews have been sent out to the die hards from Both The Theatre Of Dreams and the Boys From The Kop. This ranks amongst the biggest. Its in the class of Real Madrid & Barcelona, River Plate & Boca Juniors, San Siro Derby, Chiefs vs Pirates, Iran vs Iraq........Lesco vs Real Lesco. Its big.

This time we are looking for the comments from the Die Hards.
There has been many famous incidents during the years that I have fond memories of. The Tootla Toppies outburst one Saturday Evening in Ackhalwayas over the Liverpool Utd Result. The Famous Oil Sump incident where a Utd die hard damaged a Oil Sump after Liverpool beat UTD,Collymore throwing out his TV. There are many heated ones as well. Like I said its all about IZZET at the end of it all. I mean even the Ackalwayas chow tastes different when Utd Lose.

THEATRE OF DREAMS

I was speaking to Hoosain last night, We were talking about a piece from Sir Alex fergusons Autobiography. "It was a Champions League Night in the San Siro(The year Utd won the treble). While the players were lining up in the tunnel Diego Simone began taunting Fergusons youngsters, Beckham in particular. He began making noises like a Red Indian and running up and down. Not showing any hint of keeping Silent. Then Peter Shmeichel walked in. Said Something in the tunnel and such was the impact of his presence that the Walls of the San Siro began to rumble."
Basically that is the tension before big games and as the phrase goes. Have You Got the Bottle For It. Such was the impact of such players that have the bottle for it
Utd I must admit are playing well. Like I always say, the more we hate them the better they perform.That Lightie Christiano Ronaldo is dangerous and I just have a feeling that Wayne Rooney will turn his season around. Im sure Utd will strategise around exploiting Liverpools woeful defense of Late. Whos the man thats tacticly sound, Ferguson or Benitez. On the Blog and around the Alis should line up as follows. I want big statements from the following Chaps

Moosa Dangor, Hoosain Mayet, Pops, Waseem Khan, Seth,Azee Moola, And all the other Utd Ali's

A staunch Man Utd Fan sent me this. He is my contact from the Man Utd Supporters Club-Right Hand Man to Abdulhay Mayet-God Father to Gary Baileys Kids-Once upon a time agent to Quinton Fortune and Financial Advisor to Bruce Grobelaar.

"It definitely all about IZZET.
In my years I have witnessed great encounters between the great Man Utd and that other club…… whats their name?..... you know the team we playing this weekend.
I remember great goals like the one from the King in the final. I also remember that MUGG Clayton Blackmore scoring against them. Even that Welshman Rush that played for your faggot team Juve manage to finally score in these IZZET encounters. My point being it’s the goals that counts. Nobody cares who played better on the day or the “if we had did this” or “if so and so was playing” or anything else. Its all about who wins.

I expect them to lift their game come Sinday. They always do against us. It wont be an easy game, I can assure you. Nevertheless I expect Man Utd to be TRIUMPHANT on the day..

The good thing is that judging how the fast hooks some of these Liverpool supporters these days the only consolation for them will be that Eid is just around the corner
Im sure you will agree with me on this blogger.

I must say Swoosh you got guts to predict a 2-0 win to them. Come Sunday you might just be the Mugg of the week.

Sir ALI Busby

FROM THE KOP END

I can only imagine standing in the Kop after a Liverpool victory over Utd. Thousands of hands in the air holding scarves and singing "You'l never walk alone" , The Bus coming through the gates of Anfield , The pride of wearing the Jersey. Cisse and the lads from the Kop, Now is the time to silence The Ali's once and for all. Its big for you owes.
Liverpools defense of late has been woeful. Benitez is under pressure for this one. But they have the firepower to dent Utd. I say Play bellamy. He's got the fire to burn the Muggs. But I'll leave the comments to the Die Hards. So is Crouch better than Wayne. Wayne Who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want big comments from the likes of Djibrill Cisse (Y Bhamjee), Ebie Jay, Senior Vahzerz, Swaar, Afzee, Fis, Mombhai, Zee Mayet, Waseem Koor, Rashid Cassim, Ebie Loonat, Ismael London, Ibby London, Zaheer Talia, Naeem Fakir and all the other Liverpool Owes and Abu's around the world.
*Faheem Vahzerz-suspended, but we'l hear from him when his ban expires.................

So answer the call of Battle you owes. Every man that signs his name for a comment will be entered into a separate draw and win a Sublime Prize. Obviously the prize depends on whether he is part of the Abu's or Ali's

My prediction
Liverpool 2 Man Utd 0
And We will see Gary Baily Soomrells the Rest of the Day on Supersport