INTO THE RUFF-GAYLE FORCE WIND

Look losing is one thing, but getting smashed and trashed is another thing. What the f$%k has gone wrong. I think I know the solution. Its probably the Gold Jewelry that these West Indies MUGGS must be wearing. Just the other day some chaps were lambasting Gale for being arrogant and here he goes and moor a blitsz century. I miss being in the Shop because I know Cutty Amod FROM MY END would have walked in, had his morning coffee and said "If Basil De Oliveira was there He would have scored 200".
The team that had Mohabbet was the era of Vinniger Fannie, Jonty & Hansie.
Im not lambasting anybody here. I want to know from the cricket purists as well as the likes of Azee, Mombhai & Ebie Jay. What is the Problem? Any other time We would have walked over the West Indies. Maybe its better in a way. The Ozzies would have thumped us anyway.
On a lighter note I was in Taboo a while ago, during the time the Ozzies toured here. Now you know our owes they can be Gutsy and Entertaining. So I meet a buddy on the rooftop. He comes to me say and says Swoosh The owe is here. Lets Fu$k him now while we got the chance. I said to him who and leave it ,Dont make tofaan here we will get kicked out. He says No Now is the time after what he has done to us in the past. So I said Ok lets go and see who this is. Trues Bob the Man takes me to Shane Warne who is standing with his mates and a foxy blonde. He goes behind Warnie and starts swearing. This F#eKEN Ozzie w3$ker, This Fuc##en Ozzie K#$T.
When I seen this happening I made like I forgot my trousers in the Car and Left. To date I dont know what had happened that Night and I havent seen that buddy since. He was Indian for the record.