WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

FROM THE KOP END
Liverpool were gunned down last night. 3 f$$ken 0. Thats a hiding. I just spoke to Rashid Cassim on Friday Night and the man was confident about the result. I havent spoken to him since. As uasual Cisse and the other Muggs were out of sight and out of mind. Maybe now that the toppie Arsene's daughters are settled, He is a bit relaxed and it seems to be showing on the pitch these days. The defenders came up trumps in a game dominated by Arsenal. To the owes from the Kop End You guys must admit that the defending was woeful to say the least. That has been Liverpool's problem. Im quite eager to see how the Man Utd Ali's react to the backlash.
1-0 thats fine but 3. This basically rules out their quest for premiership silverware.

THEATER OF DREAMS
Glory Glory Man Utd. I see that the Southend defeat hasnt affected Man Utd and they seemed to be at their usual consistent best. I always thought that Blackburn would be their Dada's but after our soccer game yesterday I continously debated with Hoosain Mayet and the owes about whether the Toppie Fergsuon is finished. But like I said credit where credit is due and they are matching Chelsea. The Chelsea game will now be a cracker.

CHELSKI
Rumour has it that there was a owe in Rustenburg that was walking around Ziniaville doing the DROG celebration. Look it was against Watford so we expected it.

Spurs the bas#$%ds sold me from a fantasy league perspective and who would have thought that Reading would pull of a victory like that.

European Round Up
Ruud van Nistelrooy bagged four as madrid ran out 4-1 winners. Finally i dont have to make Zikr this weekend for Riyad Loonat. The man is in a different league. Barcelona kept up the pace with a 3-1 win.

In Serie A the laakrie is hitting Ac Milan. They were equally as guilty as Juve and are now in Perishans.The Roman God Totti bagged two as Roma beat Milan 2-1. Inter drew.

FORZA JUVE
Another victory against Pescara puts Juve n second place now. A brace from Pavel Nedved secured the win. Im almost certain now that we will be in Serie A next year.

So overall the big boys have produced and the ball keeps on rolling.