Friday, February 02, 2007

BREAKING NEWS


Firstly Investigators are hot on the heels of the identity of Gori Sugra Patel & Goolam Patel. Its is rumoured that they have posted before on this blog. They are a couple and they are a couple who loves football. With a little more evidence We should have their names out by next week.

-Ashley Cashley Cole has broke his leg and is out. The only people happy here is Arsenal. Ever since the greedy glutton went to CHEL$KI he is a shadow of what he once was. So Wayne Brige will deputise
-Ronaldo gone to AC Milan. The man coudnt make the Madrid team,Let alone get invited to Rauls wedding. But then agian not like Milan's strike force are up to scratch

-Earlier Azee and the other MUGGS gave lambasted Lippi. I said the man is World Class ,composed,A European & World CHAMPION,and treks that Cigar when the time is right. It is rumoured that the Abrahomovic & Mourinho rift is intensifying and that the Blues contacted CHEL$KI. Dream on Zunaid. If I were Abdulhay Mayet I would contact Lippi and tell him to stay in Italy.

-Also rumours are rife that Ryan Giggs has gone really calm,suave and collected. Collegues say the man is Sudrigelo (Gujrati).

-Also Biggy was seen in the Fordsburg Area with a Gerard T-Shirt.We dont know if this is true.
But its the weekend now and Liverpool have a toughee against the Toffees. But Liverpool are steam rolling and I WILL TELL YOU NOW ON THIS BLOG,Watch SPURS this weekend. Mahmood please we hope your boys do it for the BLOG. We want this result.SPURS MUST COME THROUGH,MUST

On the Cricketing front it is reported that pundits in and around the Fordsburg, & Lenz masjids and shops are furious that Goolam Hoosain Bodi has been excluded from the National One Day team. The guys in the plaza said that Goolam can stike a ball. Lots of Banter going on.

Also Leila Ali will host a press conference at Dangors Car Sales this weekend to Address all the Ali's on their commitment and cause to see Liverpools demise.

Look this maybe all sh#4 to you okes.All of it is true except the Laila Ali. But Moosa is after all an ALI-*Anti Liverpool

This is Swoosh's Reporter BUBBA GAZEE reporting life from headquarters Lenasia.

6 comments:

  1. Who saw me in my Gerard Kit. Well yes folks its out in the open. I'm an undercover Fan. In all honesty i'm open about the fact that i rate Stevie G. His a great player. But you'd never see me wearing his kit unles he moves club. You boys better not comment on Leila Ali cos she gonna knock you the fcuk out. Finally i made it for blogger of the month, so you sending me to Rio, Sublime!!! See ya at the Bull Ring tonight.
    Did you guys see Rooneys chip. Bring us the league title Boys. hope we get 3 points at spurs.

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  2. Imraan why not put some substance into your argument, Lippi has won the serie a several times, champions league and the world cup, he's an accomplished coach with a proven record and makes mourinho's resume look sad, the fact that he's italian does not mean he's corrupt so stop generalising, if they bring him in its a wise choice so imraan rather shut up with your shit talk.

    As for ronaldo he might be old but he's experienced and the knowledge and experience he can bring to any team is invaluable, would you prefer a experienced campaigner or a lity in a derby imraan?

    Bilaal Tzaneen

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  3. FUCK LIPPI WE DONT WANT HIM OR ANYONE ELSE, THE RUSSIANS LOSING HIS HEAD, THE SPECIAL ONE MUST STAY WHERE HE IS, HE MIGHT BE A PORA BUT HE'S A DAMN GOOD ONE AND NO OTHER COACH IN THE WORLD CAN COMPARE, IN TWO YEARS TWO PREMIER LEAGUE TITLES NOW THATS TALENTED, WENGER, FERGUSON AND BENITEZ CANT DO IT THEY NEED TIME AND 5 YEAR PLANS BUT HE DOESNT AND IMAGINE IF THE SPECIAL ONE SPENDS 10 YEARS IN ENGLAND THATS 10 PREMIERSHIP TITLES GUARANTEED

    ZUNAID

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  4. Lippi would be a good option but i think chelsea should stick with mourinho, the premier league is a very different league and the tempo of the games and style of play tends to be alot faster compared to other leagues and he might need some time to adjust and which generally comes at a cost of losing games, chelsea cannot afford this as competition between the top four is strong and a bad run would end their hopes of a title next season. Players seem to be behind the manager so they gona have to adapt to his new idea's and different style of play so actually come to think of it bring lippi and lets see chelsea go another season without a trophy

    Ronaldo's useless but he's experience is beneficial, he's time is up but he still can guide a few younger players and help the team mentally

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  5. SPURS AWAY IS ALWAYS A TRICKY FIXTURE! THEY HAVE A DECENT TEAM WITH SOME GOOD YOUNGSTERS.SO I'LL BE VERY GRATEFUL IF WE CAN TAKE 3 POINTS!
    THE DERBY IS ALWAYS INTERESTING BUT THE TOFFEES ARE MELTING AND THE POOL SHOULD DROWN THEM.
    CISSE WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU,YOU OUT OF AIRTIME OR WHAT?
    ZOBESTER

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  6. Zunaid, Jose is a good coach, no doubt about that. But the likes of wenger and Sir Alex are up there as well. sometimes you should take a minute or to to think about what you write cos you tend to talk shit. You too biased. Give credit where credit is due.

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