BREAKING NEWS

• The Cricket World Cup squad has been announced and no room for all rounder Johan Van De Wath who I think should have made the team. South Africa are goinf with the same squad as they did against the Paki's. Maybe the Paki's said lets sleep and play horribly and con them into taking the same squad to Jamaica and then we give them Hiding. Could Be.Im just thinking. I would have even considered Lance. But more detail will be given in the post Cricket World Cup 2007
• Italy have replaced Brazil on the Fifa World Rankings.Now isnt that sublime.Its about freakin time.After all We are the World Champions
• A good win for Newcastle in the UEFA Cup Last night. I have read and heard that the toon army are one of the most passionate bunch of fans in England
• Apparantly Mclaren has opened the door fo Sol Campbell,Becks and Calamity James.Its about tome
• The Pakis got hiding again,by 9 wickets. I wonder what Hazrat and these owes have to say. I mean put up a fight yesterday. I met Uncle Dr Abu Seedat yesterday at the Astro Turf and he was looking dissapointed.We had a brief chat and I told him Uncle Abu dont worry these owes just come for a picnic. At the same breadth the Pakis luggage got lost at the airport. Thy coudnt find it and airport security was blamed. Then they found out that the Paki's still didnt check the luggage out of the Hotel. Now You Tell Me...................Maybe somebody spiked the chow from Khairoons Kitchen
• Arsenal beat their Dadas Bolton despite missing two penalties. Never Mind , At least they are through and this makes for good viewing pleasure.....
• Ronaldinho and Samuel Eto have reportedly made up with a hug in the Barca change rooms after a meeting mediated by the Skipper Puyol. So all is well then in the Barcelona Camp
• Apparantly Christiano Ronaldo has confirmed he will leave Old Trafford this Summer for Spain..Like I said the Lity wants bigger things. Sir Alex has persuaded the lity to stay on as Old Trafford is a sacred Ground. I wonder what the Utd Muggs have to say,F$%k Off Or Beg him to stay.news from (joffes maboi 94.7)
• Guus Hiddink has turned down the job to coach Cheslea as he is facing a jail sentence in Holland. Replacements are rumoured to be Mancini. Since when is this ba#$tard a coach.Or Didier Dechamps of Juve a former Chesea Man. Chelsea are losing the PLot.
• Also I wasnt there But I heard Mayfair Mosque was full after the talk of Muhammed Yusuf. I would appreciate if any one could give us feedback on the talk and what was said
• Ronaldinho and Eto had a scuffle after Eto refused to come on as a substitute last week. Ronaldinho is right. A big chap must come on whenever he is asked to
• Wayne Rooneys fiance Colleen Mcloughlin has bout him a book called "THE HISTORY OF MAN UTD" This book contains signatures of Utd lehends ,has 180 pages and is 4000 Euro's. I wish our chicks in SA are like that. They dont have to go that big.But a Match Magazine or Kick Off Will do some Times.(source:joffes maboi)