Monday, February 26, 2007

BREAKING NEWS


-Now this is the breaking news that has shocked me. Mohammed Asif and Shoaib Akthar withdrawn from the Pakistani World Cup team because of fitness.Come On Mombhai. Whats happening here. Just a few days ago Inzi says that they are fully fit. This is a big blow to the World Cup and once again these owes never let us down

-Euro 2008 Tickets are now officially on Sale and On-Line. Lets go Boys.Any takers.
-Didier Drogba has been voted as African Footballer of the year. An award he has taken from Samuel Eto who has held it for the last three years. Good on you Drog


- Faaiz Oz and Zam Ram, Our sympathies as Arsenal were eliminated from the FA CUP. I really think Arsene wanted this trophy. Ever since his life became embroiled in weddings and the forthcoming wedding of his daughter in April I think, Arsenal are just lacking.


Benny got the goal for Blackburn and I see this as a huge blow for the gunners. They head into Europe in the Perishaans. What do you two Muggs have to say about this


-Little Mehboob is a lity that is connected to the blog somehow via his toppie or grat granny or something. He attends Alpha School. Apparantly this is a conversation that took place in class the other day
Mr Chiba: "Who said 'We'll fight them on the beaches etc......."
Little Mehboob: "Jan van Riebeek"
Mr Chiba : "No"
Shereen : "Winston Churchill, Sir"
Mr Chiba: "Well done, Shereen, you're very clever!".
Little Mehboob ... under his breath . : "That *@%&ing Pakistani"
Mr Chiba : "WHO SAID THAT?"
Little Mehboob : "Herschelle Gibbs Sir!"


-Robbie Fowler is on his way to the MLS also. Rumour has it he is to star alongside Benico el Torro and Joe Pesci in the sequel to "TRAFIC"



-Former Bafana Striker and Columnist George Dearnley became the first SA2010 casualty of crime. At the Fifa briefing in Sandton Convention Center the man put his R20 000 laptop and other documents and valuables down to register. Next thing you know. It was stolen. Point to Learn. When anyone goes to Taboo and the palms dont leave anything on the side of the unit when you registering.



-Dolphins batsman Hashim Amla and Titans bowler Dale Steyn have joined 13 other players in being awarded CSA national contracts for next season. Good on you Hash. We are proud as usual. Just score the Runs.



-RAFA IN FOR ETO'O Rafa Benitez has been told to spend big by Liverpool's new owners and has placed Samuel Eto'o at the top of his transfer wish-list. Eto'o is ready to depart the Nou Camp after falling out with coach Frank Rijkaard and Ronaldinho, and, according to The Daily Mirror, Benitez has already made an approach to Barcelona about his services. 'The former Valencia boss tried to sign Eto'o from Real Mallorca when he sold Michael Owen to Real Madrid two years ago, but was beaten to the punch by big-spending Barca,' it says. 'Now though, he has the money to make an offer that will be hard to refuse, with the wealthy American owners sanctioning a £20million deal for the right striker.' Liverpool are also being linked with Udinese striker Vincenzo Iaquinta, with the Italian international likely to leave the club for around £6m this summer.source: ebie kop end

-Ebie Kop End phoned me last nite at about 22:30 after a meeting that I had and was telling me How lucky the ba#$tards Utd are. Man Utd went on to win 3-2 and despite scoring 3 goals in the first six minutes they were made to sweat. The way I see it, it will be six points by Sunday,then three and then YOU ARE THE SPECIAL ONE

-Aboo Bakr Mark Boucher has signed for the Cape Cobra's as of next year. I believe he has a sublime house in Clifton and thats why he is moving

-Azee .Why is Joffes Maboi lambasting Nick Mallet. Speaking of Nic.Have you seen him since them days.


-Liverpool have confirmed the signing of AndrieVeronin from Beyer Leverkuson. This means that Crouch or Bellamy could be on their way out of Anfield.

-Jose Mourinho believes Chelsea will struggle to beat Manchester United in the race for the Premiership title unless they get as much luck as the league leaders, Also the rift between Abrahomovic and Mourinho seems to be increasing as Roman did not go to the Chelsea dressing room after the match and he even didnt attend the Chelsea victory party. Maybe he was on his yaught in Monaco or maybe he rushed to Durban for the A1.

-The Proteas met Thabo Mbeki last night and leave for the Carribean today I think. Good Luck and we brace ourselves for a good World Cup.

-Azee & Seth you ba$%ards must be happy after the Lions performance this weekend. I see the Ozzies are bazzling that this is the worst start they have had in the super 14 for Austrailian teams.
*bazzling def: Someone who jst bazzles, up to tricks, under pressure etc

-Speaking of the lions how was the pro 20 victory on Friday. Excitng stuff. I watched the highlights. I heard Adam Bacher took a cleepah for his old team and misfielded on purpose

-The John Terry injury really scared me. The way the guys around him were looking I thought this is bad. Apparantly Terry's head hit the ground and knocked him out cold. Scary nevertherless




2 comments:

  1. SWOOSH, I THINK IT'L BE GOOD TO MENTION THAT OUR VERY OWN ASLAM KHOTA WILL BE GOING TO THE CARRIBEAN TO GIVE US SOME GOOD,INFORMATIVE COMMENTARY. GOOD TO SEE OUR APRAA WALAS REPRESENTING. WE CAN STILL SHOW THEM THE BENEFITS OF MASALA EVEN IF HASH DOESNT GET A SHOW.

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  2. THE HIGHVELD LIONS IS ONE TEAM YOU KNOW WILL NEVER DISSAPOINT.THEY ALWAYS MANAGE TO PUT ON A GREAT SHOW! WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF OMAR WAS STILL THERE, BUT WE HAVE GARNET KRUGER AND HE'S HOT!

    SV

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