This weekend was a tad bit different. I went cruising in the town of Madrid and mmmmmmm,mmmm, Joburg had a lot to offer on Saturday and on Sunday I was at the Bernabeau. Met some legends there, and engaged in some good banter with the likes of Talha,his brother and Shaheer. Talha and I spoke for a while on sport in general and he has a lot to offer this week as he is laying out the turf over the weekend when Wenger and his entourage arrives. Oh and I met the laudium owes on Saturday Night and they had lots to say.
FROM THE KOP END
I want comments here from you b@#st#$ds. At the Bernabeau Liverpool were constantly linked to Pakistan. Cisse and the Lads. Is this a good thing. Come On Now,Man Come On. I guy called MH Kara said Liverpool played well but they missed to much. I replied But Thats what they bloody always say man. I didnt watch the game to be honest but the guys were lambasting Benitez all the way. I guy called Adam lambasted Rafa by saying I wont even let Benitez manage a local team. I guess now we just have to kiss this frigging title goodbye as we dropped to more valuable points due to inconsistancy. But please Un-Mute Yourselves boys from the Kop and Say Your Say. Come On Mombhai,Zee Mayet, Fis.Some voices here
THEATER OF DREAMS
We were having supper at the Bernabeau when the Real President told us the score while I was indulging in some authentic Alipor cuisine. You can Imagine the feeling. Hoosain Mayet was bombarding me with messages this weekend and Well what can I say .Emphatic as the headlines put it. 4-0 against Spurs. Bergson I heard Martin Jol said "WE REALLY MISS MICHAEL CARRICK; ALOT"
Again the Alipor toppies were at it saying that this Utd Unit are a machine and they clean house and they never met anyone like Alex Ferguson and Blah di Blah di Blah.Six Points clear and Laudium Guys,Biggy, Seth and Azee and Hoosain must be smiling ,The MUGGS.
F$%K OFF SPURS,F#$K OFF....................
And beside I heard the first goal,the penalty was not a penalty. Thats what I mean you see. Everytime with a little luck to start you off Utd get fortune. Its like If Im at the palms and a hootie invites me in to the VIP lounge in the first minute. Hell Il have a time.But If I miss that stroke of luck Il be standing against the railing starting my nite off with a ..... & ......My point,Its that luck if it rolls your way that can turn a game. You know where Im coming from..
FROM THE KOP END
I want comments here from you b@#st#$ds. At the Bernabeau Liverpool were constantly linked to Pakistan. Cisse and the Lads. Is this a good thing. Come On Now,Man Come On. I guy called MH Kara said Liverpool played well but they missed to much. I replied But Thats what they bloody always say man. I didnt watch the game to be honest but the guys were lambasting Benitez all the way. I guy called Adam lambasted Rafa by saying I wont even let Benitez manage a local team. I guess now we just have to kiss this frigging title goodbye as we dropped to more valuable points due to inconsistancy. But please Un-Mute Yourselves boys from the Kop and Say Your Say. Come On Mombhai,Zee Mayet, Fis.Some voices here
THEATER OF DREAMS
We were having supper at the Bernabeau when the Real President told us the score while I was indulging in some authentic Alipor cuisine. You can Imagine the feeling. Hoosain Mayet was bombarding me with messages this weekend and Well what can I say .Emphatic as the headlines put it. 4-0 against Spurs. Bergson I heard Martin Jol said "WE REALLY MISS MICHAEL CARRICK; ALOT"
Again the Alipor toppies were at it saying that this Utd Unit are a machine and they clean house and they never met anyone like Alex Ferguson and Blah di Blah di Blah.Six Points clear and Laudium Guys,Biggy, Seth and Azee and Hoosain must be smiling ,The MUGGS.
F$%K OFF SPURS,F#$K OFF....................
And beside I heard the first goal,the penalty was not a penalty. Thats what I mean you see. Everytime with a little luck to start you off Utd get fortune. Its like If Im at the palms and a hootie invites me in to the VIP lounge in the first minute. Hell Il have a time.But If I miss that stroke of luck Il be standing against the railing starting my nite off with a ..... & ......My point,Its that luck if it rolls your way that can turn a game. You know where Im coming from..
CHEL$KI
Again I didnt watch the game But the Laudium owes were adamant that Chelsea were f$%ken lucky to win the game. Other pundits also said that Jose's lads were extremely fortunate. BUT MOST IMPORTANT they maintained the 6 point deficit.....And whoever said Didier Drogba was a world class striker is a MUGG. The Drog is good but how can he be World Class.But I guess the way results went Its now Chel$ki or nobody. Then again maybe Zunaid says something different
GUNNERS POINT OF YOU
Faaiz oz the big mouth was at my place for a while on Saturday Night. The Gandielas(stinkers) once again eliminated themselves from the race. Lucky a Henry equaliser was enough for them.I guess Arsene has his hands full with Europe and the marriage of his neice clashing who could blame the f$%ker. But as we discussed in the Bernabeau, Wenger made owes and not broke owes in his tenure at Arsenal. So going for big names has disrupted Arsenal's Rythym.
Elsewhere in the premiership Reading were sublime. These minnows really surprised me and well I guess we all cared about the big four anyway
EUROPEAN FOOTBALL ROUND UP
In Italy the Theory of the Kleepah seems to be the talk again. For the new owes that dont know this Theorem look at the link THEORY OF THE KLEEPAH. The ref must have accepted a Kleep and Shame our condolences to the family as he was killed. Rioting ensured and Serie Calcio has been put on hold for two whole weeks. This now could interfere with the momentum the teams would have wished to carry into the Champions League. But thats Italian Football,always packed with controvesy
In Spain Real Madrid were rocked with defeat to lowly Levante. Ok enough now of the weddings else I will lose my invite. But to me Capello must get the Boot. Bring in Mohabet. Sign Christiano Ronaldo and Shevchenko and Patrick Viera and call it a day. Barcelona to me also look shaky after a tense draw.
Other than that all else is well and we are heading for a blinding Climax to a fantastic season. Also In March the blog will complete its one year.
Swoosh
Man U r in blistering form. Berkson should now change his team. 3 home losses and they still have aspirations (Are they crazy). They looked good at the beginning of the season, but have dwindled. As for Chelski, luck has taken them to ensure a fight for the title is still on. Wenger and Rafa's boys should not stop hoping and start playing if they want to enter the race next year (this year is a write off)
ReplyDeleteUnited will take the title and they deserve it, consistently they score even with the pressure of chelsea behing them and as for chelsea they just lucky but the points count.
ReplyDeleteArsenal and liverpool had a poor start so they out of the title race long before it even started.
Arsenal had a shit game, playing with ten men took its toll and before long they looked tired and with so many injuries wenger could do nothing but sit back and watch, they resorted to long balls which is not the arsenal we know but they pulled of a point but no excuses it was a dissappointing performance and with 2 games every week thanks to being in all competitions it looks like there fitness issues will not improve, they need to find consistency if they plan to mount a title challenge next season
Glory Glory Man United. If i'm not mistaken that was one of the games you ABU's said we gonna loose. White hart Lane is no easy hunting ground. But the only reason WE won cos once again ronaldo dived. The other three goals were lucky. Not!!! We killed them. We looking strong. Bring Back the glory days to Old Trafford. As for Chelsea, i expected more but the 3 points is all that really matters. Now for the boys from the Kop. Forget about the takeover. Forget about the league. Forget about CL. The pride of the KOP lies in the derby and all you boys know it. After catching 3 at goodison you needed to gain some izzit over the blue half. Unfortunately you didn't. Now the blue half have bragging rights till next season. Very sad for the boys from the kop. The pride is in the derby. Priority number one is to win both derby matches. Dont stress. There always next season. You think any of you guys can find something half decent to comment about our victory.
ReplyDeletePEOPLE ALWAYS GO ON ABOUT ALIPOR CUISINE, DOES EVERYONE THINK ITS ALL THAT GOOD?
ReplyDeleteI AGREE WITH THE LIVERPOOL FANS RAFA IS NOT WORLD CLASS, WHICH COACH SUBS PLAYERS AFTER SCORING IN A GAME?
UTD NOT CHELSEA ARE LUCKY, PENALTY WAS NOT DESERVED AND I THINK THE KLEEPAH THEORY HAS FOUND ITS WAY TO ENGLAND.
CHELSEA ARE NEVER LUCKY, WE DONT NEED REF'S GIVING US PENALTIES AND PLAY SUPERB FOOTBALL, SWOOSH YOU BEING BIASED AGAIN, YOU KNOW CHELSEA DESERVED THE WIN AND THATS WHY WE STILL 2ND LEAVING LIVERPOOL BEHIND BECAUSE UNLIKE LIVERPOOL AND THE ASS'S WE CONSISTENTLY PRODUCE RESULTS AND UTD ALSO PRODUCE RESULTS BUT WITH THE HELP OF THE REF'S AND A FEW KLEEPAH'S ALONG THE WAY
UNITED = BRIBERY AND CORRUPTION
ZUNAID
'A match that ended with a comfortable United win had been tight until that point, and Tottenham fans felt convinced Ronaldo had gone down without being touched after the incident was twice replayed in slow motion on big screens during half-time. Mild boos at the first slow-motion replay grew in intensity when the final showing provided a different angle.
ReplyDelete'The penalty will be analysed endlessly and Sky Sports' pundits, George Graham and Ray Wilkins, were split on whether it was a spot-kick. Ronaldo showed great skill to wrong-foot Lee near the right-hand edge of the box, burst between the full-back and Steed Malbranque and tumbled after Malbranque stuck a foot in his path and then withdrew it. Slow-motion replays suggested the Spurs midfielder did not touch Ronaldo, although the referee, Mark Clattenburg, could hardly be blamed for the award when it looked in real time as if the Portugal international had been tripped.
'Moreover, the laws state a penalty should be awarded if a player carelessly or recklessly trips or attempts to trip an opponent' - Jon Brodkin, The Guardian.
'The half-time TV generated a roar of outrage around the ground - although no discernible reaction in the corner where the travelling Man U fans were holding their own private party. And, of course, the moment Ronaldo touched the ball after the break he was reviled. Was it coincidental that his form became substantially better, his touch more deadly, in the face of the noise? Booing, it seems, has become Ronaldo's natural element' - Mike Rowbottom, The Independent.
'Before the rout got under way, at the end of the first half, Ronaldo dodged into the Tottenham area, cut between Steed Malbranque and Lee Young Pyo, and hit the ground. The referee Mark Clattenburg does not have the benefit of the freeze frames and different camera angles but when the incident was replayed in slow motion for the White Hart Lane crowd at half-time there was a groan. There was no contact.
'It was the closest of decisions, and with two defenders closing in on him Ronaldo may have been anticipating the tackle but even that would be kind on him. Malbranque's foot did not make contact, Ronaldo went down and converted the penalty himself' - Sam Wallace, The Independent.
'We can argue all day about how much of a cheat Cristiano Ronaldo is. But there can be no dispute he is a truly brilliant footballer...If there was any contact it can only have been by the polish on the edge of Malbranque's boot but that is all it takes when Ronaldo is in town and, as soon as he fell, ref Mark Clattenburg's arm was pointing to the spot.
'Spurs could be in hot water with the FA for replaying the incident on the big screen during the interval. That is against guidelines and increased the booing of Ronaldo after the break' - Dave Kidd, The Sun.
'If Ronaldo lightened Ferguson's wallet, Spurs fans certainly felt pick-pocketed by the Portuguese flier, who won his penalty by falling under minimal contact from Steed Malbranque. "Steed stuck his foot out, but pulled it back," said the Tottenham manager Martin Jol. "He [Ronaldo] took advantage of it. I won't say Ronaldo was diving, but you could see on the television afterwards that it wasn't a penalty."' - Henry Winter, The Daily Telegraph
'Ronaldo appeared to dive over Steed Malbranque's left leg to win a penalty that he himself converted - Matt Lawton, The Daily Mail.
'Indisputable was the fact that Steed Malbranque had stuck out his leg to make a challenge and then thought better of it. Less clear was whether there had been any contact, but Ronaldo was certainly not trying to keep his feet on the ground.
'Replays on the giant screens at half-time appeared to damn the winger - and, after all, it would not be the first time' - Matt Dickinson, The Times.
you italian thugs always in the kak!
ReplyDeleteif it not bribing then its violence or else racist crowds or guys like dicanio saluting hitler!
what the f*&k is wrong with your okes swoosh?
they must ban the kants like they banned english teams in the 80's.
what can i say? at the moment the luck is with united, but hey, apart from a solid team (which man u def have) u need luck to do well...or maybe in liverpool's case a corrupt italian team in the champions league final! lol :)
ReplyDeleteWHATS DONE IS DONE!I AM ASHAMED TO SAY THAT RONALDO DEFINATELY DIVED,WHY THIS LAAITJIE DOES THIS THEATRICS I DONT KNOW!,HE DOES HAVE THE TALENT.ANOTHER 3 POINTS IN THE BAG,I SUPPOSE THATS WHAT COUNTS.
ReplyDeleteTHESE ITALIANS ARE SOMETHING ELSE(JUVE NOT INVOLVED)
THE ASSES SHOW THEIR INCONSISTENCY AGAIN AND THE POOL WERE DISSAPOINTING AGAIN,YOU GUYS NEED TO WAKE UP IF YOU GONNA PUSH US AND CHELSKI TO THE WIRE!ZOBESTER
ITS SAD TO C WHAT HAPPEN IN ITALY ,ITS A SHAME TO THE GAME ,I THINK ITALY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THE NEXT WORLD CUP AND THERE CURRENT TROPHY TAKEN AWAY ,ALL ITALIAN TEAMS TO BE BANNED 5 YEARS FROM ANY EUROPEAN COMPETITIONS ,LIVERPOOL I REALLY THOUGHT WE WERE GONA PUNISH EVERTON ,BUT DAMN THEY DEFENDED WITH THERE HEART & SOUL TILL THE VERY LAST MIN ,SCUM HAD A GOOD GAME BUT ALL STARTED FROM A DIVER ,THINK HE AND DROGBA COULD OPEN A DIVING COMPANY ,DEEP SEA DIVERS ! WATCHED THE BARCELONA GAME LAST NIGHT AND IM PRETTY SURE WE GONA BE MAKING HISTORY AGAIN SOON ,LIVERPOOL"S 6TH BIG EARS
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KAAP
Biggy there nothing decent to say about your victory . Ronaldo dived. That changed the game for you guys .
ReplyDelete3 points is 3 points whichever way you get it !!!
zunaid how many times have chelsea sneaked the win with a lampard shot or penalty in the last three years? so stop talking kak! u mugg!
ReplyDeleteLook how everyone forgets about the clear penalty on Larsson minutes before. You don't hear us moaning that it wasnt given. Why muyst you boys always attack ronaldo.
ReplyDeleteZunaid, which channel do you watch your soccer. Cos no way in hell can you say Chelsea play good football. They deserve credit for back to back titles. But they play kak soccer. The most attractive soccer is played by the gunners. Mix attractive football and consistancy and then no other team to watch then Man U. Look how many goals we scored.
Cisse. You side have sold you short once again. picked up one point out of 6 in the derby matches.
Just a comment on the United Spurs.
ReplyDeleteThe Larson penelty seemed legitamate, and so was the Chimbonda/Neville incident.
Ronaldo did dive, and he is going to get a bad reputation for that.
(Or has that happened allready?)
Just a couple of points.
United did not seem comfortable when they we not in the lead, they only seemed to settle when they were a goal up. I cannot remember when United had to chase a game this season. (Arsenal seem to have to do it weekly!) Will they have the BMT to chase a game when they are playing in Europe ?
Another point is Rooney's temper. It was disgusting to see how he was bad mouthing the referee and this is not the first time it has happened. He must have told the referee "so book me" around four times.
There you owes ago,There you owes go, Everytime the Italians come UP Azee LEADS THE PACK. i SEEN THE gUVEE WALKING AT THE MANDELA SQUARE. He had his top off when he came out of teh door and put it back on outside. i told him to knock you Azee. How many Italian teams in teh Champions League. Do you Muggs honestly want to deprive yourselves of a glorious competition with Kuck Spain and Boring Bundesliga and Inconsistent England.
ReplyDeleteCome Now,Come Now. These are the times I miss the Old Lady,Juventus that is ....
I would have had some spice in teh blog. Now Im like a single guy watcjing all the couples having cofee at teh Michael'Angeloon this blog, waiting two whole years for my Vrou
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