
-Bob Woolmer has been Murdered.Please leave comments on Open The Floor........
-Rumour is rife that Rafa Benitez is being linked to Real Madrid. From Madrids point of view the man is perfect but will Cisse and the Boys from the Kop relish the man leaving.
-So we all set for a Man Utd vs Chelsea FA Cup Final. The lity Ronaldo scored again. But the talking point is about the Fan that tried to hit Frank Lampard. Thats a bit hectic. If there was a Chelsea guy he wanted to Hit, Zunaid is available
- Ebie Jay must be smiling. A win for Ferrari in the Austrailian Grand Prix. No Shumacher but Kimi did the job. Where was the MUGG Alonso
-Good win for Rafael Nadal at the masters in Indian Wells. It was Nadals first win since the French Open last year.
-Its good to see that the blog readership is evolving overseas. We have owes in London and I got the following email from Ridone in Bahrain
"Salaamz mr mayet
Hope you keeping well.
Just wanted to let you know, reading your blog makes me feel like I am in SA.
Thanks and keep it up.
Ws’salaam
Ridone
Ridwaan Yusuf Patel"
-Apart from Sport did ou guys see Durban Beach Front this morning. Like a mini Tsunami. Scary,Scary. Below is the pic of the Milky lane area, near the pier.


-For those of you in Lenz you will know a lad called Mogamett. Mogamet is the master of the JEDI mind trick. He pulled the JEDI mind trick on me yesterday. I went to Waaris bakery as it was really hot. As I approached the fridge he said to me
"Ay a Cola will go down bra. Its so hot, A coke will taste so lekker. If only i had a coke now my day will go well" And he leans on the fridge just as you about to buy yours.In the end you end up buying two cokes and make for the door quickly.Bottom line Mogamet pulled a JEDI mind trick on me
It must be all the haraam you got upto at Milky Lane.....
ReplyDeleteI think they should hold you responsible
what about mad Mehboob.....
ReplyDeletehe invented the jedi mind trick
i only need 4 rand to buy milk so i can drink my tablet
Of course chelsea will be in the final we gona be winning everything this season, we demolish every side that comes our way and good luck to utd they going to need it but they still need to win their semi final because unlike us they can lose a game whereas we cant, chelsea the best team in the world, hey swoosh when can i claim my prise?
ReplyDeleteZunaid
zunaid are u a d**s?
ReplyDeletethink before u write!
dbn the place where the fun never sets...
ReplyDeleteGunston 500 or mr Price
this year where we boys gonna sit to check the jhb babes in their skimpy teeny weeni bikini 's
or the dbn ones in their purdahs and coats on the beach.
no more sunday nights at joe kools
wonder where the stekkies gonna parade
lol you should see the killer storm pics got them up on my site as well its unreal...
ReplyDeleteKIMI IN A FERRARI! WHAT MORE COULD WE WANT? NOW THAT HIS CAR WONT BREAK DOWN ON HIM ALL THE TIME, HE CAN SHOW HIS BRILLIANCE ON THE TRACK, AND WE CAN SEE MORE OF HIM ON THE PODIUM AND IN THE POST RACE INTERVIEW. THERE IS A GOD
ReplyDeleteSV
"I WISH I HAD A COKE" MOEGAMET AT HIS BEST! GETS ME EVERYTIME! BRILLIANT...
ReplyDeleteTRIED HIS JEDI THING AT A RESTUARANT THE OTHER DAY. ALL I HAD TO DO WAS "WISH I HAD A WAITER"AND THE RESULTS WERE AMAZING. HE MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING
SV