I ended up in a very 'LARGE' place a month ago. And there was this very attractive chick. The first thing I noticed about this chick was her Louie Vittone bag. (Sorry ladies if my spelling is incorrect). Anyway I engaged in conversation with this work of art. My wingmen Faaiz & Swaar at the time were serving their role admirably.
This chick though kept babbling about how much LV'S she bought, one in Paris and one in Detroit. She said her father was bigger and larger than the Oppenheimers. She asked me "What doe you do?
Now I was in the f#$%ken perishaans. Didnt know what to say. So I said" I got a booming staff compliment. I have about 300 000 people under me,maybe more. Someone new comes in daily and no one ever leaves."
Her eyes lit up and there was LV in them. She asked so What do you do
I said" I said I cut grass at the Kabrestaan(Cemetry) my dear"
Myself & my wingmen duely ended up at the Caltex Waterfront garage in Cape Town and ended up watching Cheaper by The Dozen
This is a true story, My wingmen will vouge for me. And she was a Badaam
This chick though kept babbling about how much LV'S she bought, one in Paris and one in Detroit. She said her father was bigger and larger than the Oppenheimers. She asked me "What doe you do?
Now I was in the f#$%ken perishaans. Didnt know what to say. So I said" I got a booming staff compliment. I have about 300 000 people under me,maybe more. Someone new comes in daily and no one ever leaves."
Her eyes lit up and there was LV in them. She asked so What do you do
I said" I said I cut grass at the Kabrestaan(Cemetry) my dear"
Myself & my wingmen duely ended up at the Caltex Waterfront garage in Cape Town and ended up watching Cheaper by The Dozen
This is a true story, My wingmen will vouge for me. And she was a Badaam
are you sure your wingman never take the lv chic from under your nose , or slip a clippa with his phone number on it
ReplyDeleteWhat a winner!!!! i was rolling in laughter when i read this one. Typical Swoosh!!!
ReplyDeleteForget about your cape town stories Mr Mayet. We wanna know whats going down in the Bronx!!!
However if it has anything to do with your sister in law then rather don't share!
bronx
ReplyDeleteplease do tell
please
When last were you with a badaam?, swoosh!
ReplyDeleteof late i am only seeing you with bat like cretures?
standards are dropping hey?
hahaha ...Hilarious.
ReplyDeletethose LV's were all cheap cheap from Dragon city..
I can vouch for this story and you guys should have seen the piece he was with after, she was sublime and the name was la..... Sorry guys you gotta fill in the blanks
ReplyDeletehere name was lawanaget laid right?
ReplyDeletethis is a man with a great c.v. do not undermine his ability. bat or no bat, he's still has it
ReplyDeleteBronx isn't a large place Swoosh
ReplyDeleteLaisha sareldien cousin of achmet poflonker? She was wit me at campus
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