Come Wednesday Night Im going with my crew To watch the Catalans.Barcelona are coming to South Africa. Better Yet,Ronaldinho, Eto, Zambrotta, Thuram, Deco. Oh it will be sublime. Im taking my camera to blog. MUST for such a game. I met the DBC. I heard they going with a crew of 30 Strong. So owes , Phone me. But Im excited I wont lie, With Ebie Jay in full throttle to organise the itenary for us we looking like we 15 Strong. On my way home tonight I pitstopped at a garage to buy guaais. I met up with a Pioneer of the Wits DBC Club. He asked me "Swoosh, are you going to the game. I said OFCOS. Why!
He pulled out R1000 Cash and said I will give any owe/chick a R1000 cash and more If they STREAK across Loftus with a Swoosh0018 Signboard dangling from their bodies.
Look it was done in Athens,Its been done in Wimbledon,The Masters. And it surely has been done in Loftus.
As I menioned it to some of my sponsors, more owes added to the Kitty and the Loot is now sitting at R10 000 Plus.
But there are rules. Its simple.All you have to do is run onto the field.With The Signboard hanging. It must be the Swoosh0018 Signboard,Be Totaly Starkers and This is the Catch. RUN UP TO THE POLES WHERE VICTOR VALDEZ IS AND RAISE YOUR ARMS AND SAY I LOVE MADRID"
THEN GET CAUGHT and I will personally give you the cheque in PRETORIA POLICE STATION.
So please phone me for the Signboards if you are attempting this outlandish STUNT. For women I will sponsor the panties with my logo on behalf of WITS UNDERWEAR and do a free fitting on Saturday.Please see pictures below to get an idea of the what we looking for
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Lol. Does my maid qualify to enter? Only problem is you gonna need size XXX large knickers . Show the world some african booty! Lol! You have some crazy ideas. Karabo kumalo from pimville east is gonna come see you Swoosh. Dnt turn her away!
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I vote swoosh.Do it for the blog swoosh.Look at the bright at the side at the end of it all you come out with R1oo after you pay the legal fees.R1oo equals petrol 4 ur trip home,pack of RG gwaais(5 bux a pack),akhals chow and a cola.Do it 4 the blog swoosh!
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I will do it. But in a Loongi and vest
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The Quwatul Saatie
I Dnt think any guy or girl that reads the blog has the guts to do it. Up the stakes Swoosh! Lets see Who's brave enough.
ReplyDeleteInstead of doing this why don't you suggest people going to the game to carry banners for your website swoosh0018 .
ReplyDeleteIt will be amazing as people will wonder who da hell are you ?
Sublime Idea.
ReplyDeleteHad some Caps done for my crew and a banner done,, But this flu hit me back, unfortunately wont have them in time for Wednesday itself, for the future I guess.