ASK BABOO AND BHENY

Well I was in negotiations with these two Individuals on handling some councelling,advice,career issues for me on Swoosh0018.com and maybe get some readership flowing my way, You know get someone to help me. So I,Swoosh have nothing to do with the content, I just Publish it.......And no one can try to Shut me down because Baboo & Bheny help every one.....

So what we have done is set up an email and our experts will tackle your issues on hand, We went on a feeder and trial and thought what the heck,Lets give this a Bash...If it works,It works

So here is a little about our Advice Experts

BHENY (pronounced Bear nie,like sister)

Female, Late 20's, Very Beautiful, Totally Career Orientated, A Liberal, Believes the lity from Cuba that wanted citizenship from America deserved it. Never went to a club in her life, Believes in true Love and a night in Shining Armour. Believes women should be leaders in the World, AND HATES THE PLAYER

BABOO

Now let me tell you about this man....Baboo was walking in Old Trafford one day... David Beckham and Sir Alex walked pass and said ...."Otherwise Baboo, Long time" His friends were shocked.

In Picadaly Circus he was walking. Passed a celeb hang out. Robert De Niro came out and said Ay Baboo, "You know me, You tink you f$%ken Know me", in his mafia accent and gave him a Hug.

Now Baboos friends were stunned, They said who doesnt know this oke

Anyway all the bras and Baboo ended up in Italy at the Vatican in Rome. Next thing on the Balcony there stood Baboo with the pope.

Now his friends were kla,, And when one Italian said,

"Ay who is der man standing der width de Baboo" The bra fell

AND that is Baboo....... A Player, A Well known Man, A character.He has 4 wives I think, A high Roller, So lets see what the first pieces of advice that were given by our panel of experts

Q. Dear B & B, Of late my husband says that he wants a Boys Night Out at least once a week. My friends seen his car outside the Palms. Should I allow this?Please help maybe Im just being Difficult

Katie-Concerned

Bheny: Dear Katie... Are you mad girl. That is ludicrous. Tell him that there is no such thing. Try an alternative means for your man to make him stay at home. Try going for a movie of if you have a DVD then hire 'Gone With The Wind' or' Casablanca'. Hire some Thai take out. Or better yet hide the remote on the weekend when he is watching Supersport as Punishment. You know something like that. But dont stand for this nonsence please. Always there for you and other opressed women.Or better tell him you want a Ladies Night out too. Then you and all your lady friends sit around the couch and form a movement for Victimised Women.

Remember We are here for you.Bheny

Baboo: Lovey. This is perfectly natural behavior and the man should be encouraged. The man is a Hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men.A night out chasing young stekkies is a great stress relief and form of relaxation. It in turn harnesses a more relaxing and peaceful home. Remember nothing is greater than a man being away from home for a day or two. It rekindles the relationship and P.S you got two days to clean the house also.Just look how emotional and happy he is when he returns to a stable home. Let me give you the best advice. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you & your best friend to give him oral sex. Then cook him a nice meal. It worked for me and ma vrous are happy thereafter.

If you have any queries or want any questions answered please email them to naseem@mweb.co.za for now and later to

baboonbheny@yahoo.com

and thats baboo n benny not baboon

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