When I was on Campus. I was with alot of legends. On one Cold Nite in Educom,studying for exams we got a parcel from Zulfikaars, Chips, Vienna's. A true Winter Biff. And I HEARD THIS AMAZING TALE...
There was this shop that used to sell funky stuff in a mall. Ayways the owes that worked there were quite young. So everyday before closing time they used to just phone a few girls numbers and play anonymous Prank calls.Like who are you? and I wanna get with you?, Rub sun Tan Lotion on you back on an island ect.
There was this Toppie that used to work for them from India , i think. Bitcharo timer. Now after the weeks dragged on , he wanted a piece of the ation. So one day the owes gave him a show. This Uncles name was Jalaal Bhai.So they dialed a number and told him, Jalaal Bhai. Speak now. Lets see what you made of. The conversation that ensued was as follows
Jalaal bhai: AY UNEY, VY dont you cum over and rib sin tan oil on my back
Ay Uney. If I vas there ID F$K U UPSIDE DOWN.
Ay Uney. Im Horney
Now the women on the other side immediately recognised this stale promiscuous voice. Her repy was swift
"Jallaal Bhai, Is that you. Vait till you Come Home...Sarlo benc#$, maderc#$t. ................
Our young Joburg litys gave Jalaal Bhaai the prank call allright. But they dialed his wife.
That evening the poor topie got lambasted for wasting time at work and flooking other women..And his vrou didnt take it lightly...She said how could he entertain and speak to other women in such a ghastly tone, when he has a wife and kids.
ONCE AGAIN THIS IS A TRUE AND ACTUAL EVENT AND MUST NOT BE TRIED AT HOME.
There was this shop that used to sell funky stuff in a mall. Ayways the owes that worked there were quite young. So everyday before closing time they used to just phone a few girls numbers and play anonymous Prank calls.Like who are you? and I wanna get with you?, Rub sun Tan Lotion on you back on an island ect.
There was this Toppie that used to work for them from India , i think. Bitcharo timer. Now after the weeks dragged on , he wanted a piece of the ation. So one day the owes gave him a show. This Uncles name was Jalaal Bhai.So they dialed a number and told him, Jalaal Bhai. Speak now. Lets see what you made of. The conversation that ensued was as follows
Jalaal bhai: AY UNEY, VY dont you cum over and rib sin tan oil on my back
Ay Uney. If I vas there ID F$K U UPSIDE DOWN.
Ay Uney. Im Horney
Now the women on the other side immediately recognised this stale promiscuous voice. Her repy was swift
"Jallaal Bhai, Is that you. Vait till you Come Home...Sarlo benc#$, maderc#$t. ................
Our young Joburg litys gave Jalaal Bhaai the prank call allright. But they dialed his wife.
That evening the poor topie got lambasted for wasting time at work and flooking other women..And his vrou didnt take it lightly...She said how could he entertain and speak to other women in such a ghastly tone, when he has a wife and kids.
ONCE AGAIN THIS IS A TRUE AND ACTUAL EVENT AND MUST NOT BE TRIED AT HOME.
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