Sunday, June 17, 2007

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

Im telling you this flu is hectic.. Knocked out for three days. There was not much happening in terms of the soccer except the Climax of the La Liga. Its a pity I was so wired and out of it I could just watch and therfore missed the live Link with the MADRID man himself, Riyad Looonat.
But what a site, the Campione song billowing in the background, The Silver Foil Sheets flashing in the Bernabeau. I must admit at one stage I was ready to Sleep. I sms'd Riyad and the toppie told me stay. Madrid will win it.

I remember Elyas Ackalways from Church street saying that FABIO CAPELLO was the greatest manager ever. That was back in the Ribadeo days. And true Capello rang a change that changed the fate of the La Liga. Jose Antonio Reyes sealed it for Madrid. Mohamadou Diara who had a shite game throughout had one header that put them in front. And what a site to see Fabio Cannavaro putting his body on the line. To see Van Nistelrooy and Beckham wooing the lads from the Touchline as if they were playing on the field. I always said its Mohabbet that wins you Championships. So Riyad Loonat I will publicly eat my words on the Blog and say Mucho Gracias Madrid.......I can imagine the after party at Homestead Park, I will make an apperance if Wenger is there...Only if Arsene is there. This is Video Is Dedicated To Riyad loonat. Forza Madrid
The next thing to look forward to is Wednesday evening when the Catalans come a calling. I just want to go back in time. And Azee you will back me up on this. Statisticly at Old Trafford. gazza was put out of commision by Linda "MERCEDEZ BENZ" Buthelezi. Tehn in Durban ,Becks was put into submission by Thabang Molefe. Whats gonne happen now. Will Godfrey Sapula dent Ronaldinho and carry on the tradition. I met a Ice Cream Boy on Saturday and he said Coem on. How can there even be a competition. Still to see Greats like Ronaldee,Eto, And Deco...I cant wait. I just hope my flue subsides. At the moment its looking Bleak..

MOMENT OF THE WEEK
Has to be Real madrid capturing the La Liga in dramatic circumstances. Also what touched me was teh Mohabbet of the players

GOAL OF THE WEEK
Jose Antonio Reyes Third....Need I say more


GENERALS ON THE BLOG
WASEEM KHAN (MTN FREEWAY CELLULAR)
BAROMETER: DIE HARD MAN UTD & ANTI LIVERPOOL

swoosh: Well Waseem Khan, I interviewed you before and now after the season. How would you class the past season as a Man Utd General of the blog. Was it a success. please talk about feeling Kaka at milan?
waseem khan: Well, MR SWOOSH, I just want to firstly say thanks for having me again on the blog.The past season was most definately a successful campaign for the RED DEVILS. PREMIERSHIP CHAMPIONS , FA CUP FINALISTS & CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SEMI FINALISTS.
KAKA, is most definately a brilliant player. He proved his quality to all football fans at OLD TRAFFORD as well as at the SAN SIRO.
I could argue the fact That united Were without key defenders at the SAN SIRO, but i suppose you have to replace quality defenders with quality.We had NEVILLE , FERDINAND & EVRA out. HEINZE & VIDIC had just come back from injury , so it did show in our performance.
swoosh: What do you think of Utd's new signings? The Toppie Ferguson seems to be emulating Abrohamovic. He is just buying like a Aunty shopping before EID at Trade Route?
wk: FERGIE has bought good players, but some have just not been good for the premiership , but have been quality in other leagues(VERON & FORLAN). This season, he has gone & really swooped some players, whom i think will be stars in the premiership (ie) NANI , ANDERSON & HARGREAVES. there is talk of the striker from sampdoria..... cant pronounce his name though , let alone spell it.
We cant even compare FERGIE & ABRAM. FERGIE hasnt overspent on bringing the quality to OLD TRAFFORD. he has proved this by winning the premiership. i mean , MIKEL, BALLACK (salary) & SHEVCHENKO , cost more than what fergie has spent in about 4 seasons.
swoosh: What are your views on the next season. Is the Champions League better than the premiership. I know Giggs was saying. it will be sublime to go into the campaign as Champions?
wk: We have to sweep our own doorstep before trying anything else, so I feel that winning the premiership is very important. The Champions League is great , but i still believe the champions league should be played on a league system & the winners crowned at the end of the campaign.

swoosh: i HAVE ENJOYED THE BANTER BETWEEN YOU AND FIS. Y ou are 2-0 Up. Will it change this season come the Jihad,Abu's vs Ali's?
wk: Fis is not a football supporter. he is a liverpool wanker. he never gives due where it is warranted & always shoots his mouth off before time.I honestly dont think it will change. United seem to have the depth & quality. The passion at United is there , I mean the results in the premiership prove this. we dont look forward to the season because we want to beat LIVERPOOL, we look forward to winning the campaign. The campaign can only be won with consistency. UNITED have proved this since the premiership started in 1990/91.

swoosh: Who was your stars of the season for utd. Carrick is a Mugg....It showed at the San Siro?
wk: Oh cmon naseem , Carrick was the star when United thrashed ROMA. At the San siro , united played terrible. it was just their off day.Cristiano Ronaldo was definately my star. Patrice evra , VIDIC & HEINDZE came good as well.
I think in totality , the whole UNITED team are stars. The league was not won by an individual , but by a team.

swoosh: Lastly Waseem, Can you boldly predict Utd's conquest for the Up & Coming season?
wk: I'm quite confident that UNITED can win the campaign again. This past season, Chelsea & Jose underestimated the GREAT FERGUSON. United proved their worth by being on top for almost the whole season.

swoosh: And Oh Yes please predict the results against Liverpool?
wk: (h) UNITED 3 - LIVERPOOL 1
(a) LIVERPOOL 0 - UNITED 2

Thanks, And I hope you Muggs have a stinker of a season...
wk: Thanks for having me NASEEM , & i hope the muggs JUVENTUS get relegated again.

FOOTBALLERS WIVES
Mr & Mrs Michael Ballack














SOCCER KIT OF THE WEEK
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13 comments:

  1. Wats da best contract u offering wit da nokia e65?

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  2. Waseem : how old are you anyway? Im trying to confirm if you are not perhaps the alter ego of Faheem_Vezharz, as your comments are always just as childish.

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  3. Swoosh ,i am really concerned when i have to log onto the blog on a monday morning and u have a interview with KOJACK ,it kinda upsets the entire morning cause he just talks shit .waseem khan i think you need a wife boy , u have issues !!!
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  4. thanks ANONY MOUSE !!!!!
    maybe if you dont hide behind your name , we'll fighre out the true ALTER EGO.

    anonymous , we have to work out the best contract that suites you. depends on how much you spend.

    we dont work like kopout & shoot our mouths off , without understanding a clients needs.

    he just asumed you needed a casual chat without even knowing your spend....

    call me on any of the numbers provided on the advert for FREEWAY CELLULAR on the swoosh home page.

    MTN

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  5. Wasim u jackass.U want the CL 2 be played in league format are u SICK?Cup football is different.Thats why its called a CUP.Maybe you should tell Fifa 2 also change the World Cup 2 league format

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  6. KOJACK SHUT THE HELL UP ,IF THE CLIENT CALLS ,I WILL ASSIST HIM TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY ,RATHER ME CAUSE I HAVE HAIR STILL ON MY HEAD ,WITH YOU IT WILL GO STRAIGHT TO THE BRAIN AND START DAMAGING THE BRAIN CELL,S YOU HAVE LEFT ,WHICH AINT MUCH .I TOLD YOU FIND A WIFE ,SO U CAN FEEL LIGHTER ON YOUR FEET IN THE MORNING ?

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  7. faheem u cake. u most probably scared that liverpool will finish last

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  8. FEROZE, KOJACK HAD A VALID POINT.
    U FIRST FIND OUT WHAT A CIENT NEEDS.

    GO BACK TO SCHOOL

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  9. VESHARZ , what do u know about cups ??

    the onlu thing liverpool got this season was a tea cup.

    MTN

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  10. Get well Swoosh.

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  11. WK r u at da mall or signet?

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  12. Where is the swoosh sitting on wednesday?

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