Dear Baboo & Bhenny. A few of us went to a club once and one of my friends dated this real liberal woman. I mean She was just focussed on her Career and joined a dozen groups on "STOP THE OPRESSION OF WOMAN IN SOCIETY". The problem was that one of my friends kept winding her Up and saying "Women Should never be leaders in the World" She bought into this and started quoting names like Benazir Bhuto,Winnie, Margarat Thatcher etc. She started getting pissed. And the more my friend winded her the more pissed she got.Anyway when we got to the door my humble friend decided to pay for these lasses. They POINT BLANK refused and said that they will never let the MALE Creature pay for them. they are independent and dont need favours from Anyone. I was jolted. Is this behaviour normal and are we such pathetic creatures. Does it happen to other men. This was the first time Ive ever seen this.Pease HELP?
opressed male-JHB
BHENNY:You go girl. Tell this arrogant species that we donot and will ever not be obligated to them thereafter. Show your Independence. What does he expect,He pays for you and then you his for the night? They are mad. Its about time that this arrogant breed of animals realise that we dictate the terms. We dont need them. Look at the Corporate World. Its a womens World. As for you opressed male. GET A LIFE. Why are you shocked. This behaviour should be practised by all females. Women are better leaders than man. Look at Bill Clinton.I dont even want to carry on further and justify myslef. They only think with the other head.
BABOO: What the f#$5k are you complaining for young man. I bet all males will Wish for this. Imagine going out on a date and the woman pays for everything. Where the f#$k this happens. You should tell your friend that he is THE CHOSEN ONE. What is her name. Does she have friends. Man I say reap the reward. Milk her for all she is worth. Ride the Tiger,The Horse, Go the Full Monty. Leave your wallets at Home. THIS WOMAN IS A DREAM. Stop comlaining and ENJOY THIS UNIQUE FORM OF OPRESSION! Its like Haleys Comet.It happens once every f#$ken thousand years. Your friend was lucky enough to see it and you witness it, in my time I had to pay for everything.Give me her f#$king number?
@bhenni: I've a big problem wit you liberal one's. You insist on payin for yourself.But afterward you tell your friends He's a cheapskate . @ baboo: at least you honest enough to admit that you Dnt wanna pay . This leads to the issue of women workin or not. You want a poyri makin roti an dhal but you also want her bringin in the bucks. Guys make up your mind what you want! Bheni you not gonna find a liberal indian guy. At the end of the day they want aaloo pyaj an puri. I expect to be treated like princess else hit the road. Bein liberal has more disadvantages than advantages. let them shine up!
ReplyDeleteBaboo. I coudnt agree with you more. I dated a Liberal. F#$king Hell.Never Again. I prefer a Civilian Species.
ReplyDeleteOnce bitten,Twice Shy
Swoosh,
ReplyDeleteGet rid of this bullsh*t! I thought this was primarily a sports blog with the weekly sprinkling of PIM or BOTW, not a f**ken agony aunt column.
Masala man i'll take but this is ridiculous. And F*CK all those fags who are gonna comment that i don't need to read this or i must get lost.
There's quite a few other regulars who think this is sh*t too!
Seth If you want to have something to say please say it under the Soccer Colums.You have breaking news,Weekly Soccer round up etc. So many spaces to leave your comments. As for you and your other regulars If you dont want to read this, then Simply Piss Off!!!!!!! Its that simple.
ReplyDeleteGive us a Break
Swoosh fuck seth
ReplyDeleteKeep it up
Everyone's lives dont revolve around soccer and why should you not cater for all?
Seth you'll be getting your soccer and in the future dont read baboo & benny
Doro Kutro
Yah, We dont see your comment under Weekly Soccer Round Up Seth.
ReplyDeleteGo fucking write something there..
Where was this f#4ker when Baboo & Bhenny made its debut.He comes now and calls for its axe. Axe this prick rather Swoosh
ReplyDeleteF*ck all you wankers!
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you leave your names when you make comments? You too embarrassed to leave them coz people will know you have no lives and enjoy this bullsh*t! It's the only thrill you get.
Stop playing with yourselves and get a life!
I agree with you Seth. Everything else on the blog ok to fill up the content during off season. Give us more legends that shook the blog. Jet fuel is good. Anglers Machee is gone fishing yet again??? But this column is utter rubbish. Get rid of it
ReplyDeleteABR
When u needed the readership u were quick to ask them to help market this blog and give feedback.
ReplyDeleteNow that he is giving u honest feedback on ur blog u ask him to piss off
grow up and stop being like a woman
u will never change
Oh cmon its funny. You suppose to laugh! If you dont find it amusing seth go stand in front of the mirror boy. Ya these liberabl chicks are full of nonsense. They want you to make your own tea then They'll ask you to change nappies an the list go's on . Hell!
ReplyDeleteDoro Kutro,
ReplyDeleteHow does this cater for your life?
If it does, u need a life.
Seth supporter
Anonymous . You want to slate me as if I put the comment.
ReplyDeleteI know who you are. Ive always appreciated Honest Feedback and have made Seth the General Of My Blog.
His input and support is highly appreciated and so is yours and everyone else.
So you the biggest sceptic and Critic but you cant leave your Name.The Pot calling the f#$ken kettle black
Its off season. What do you want it to rain soccer. Such wise words and you cant leave a name.
Il await your call. Phone me. Or leave your name when you leave your comment.
Honest Feedback!The true Critic
Oh and anyone that slates me for putting up crap. Thats the way it is. I appreciate critism and the bad that goes with the good.
ReplyDeleteI have recieved below the belt comments about myself, other generals and They donot get published.
And all of them come from Anonymous. So its easy to hide behind a name and dish punishment to whoever.
You want a debate ,Leave a name and surname or If this blog or its contents is too boring for you THEN I WILL TELL YOU TO PISS OFF.
Yes I agree its the comments and input that keep the blog alive.And I appreciate everyones support.
But if anything offends you or anyone then Please Logg Off.
it might be your blog but you quick to hide behind annonymous when you feel like
ReplyDeleteyour problem is that you want the pot to call the f#$ken kettle what you want to hear.
We also know it was you
We await your f$%ken call
Accept the honest feedback
Stop complaining
Naseem
ReplyDeleteI appreciate the fact that the ball season is in limbo but the Springbok squad for the WC got announced on Sat. I know you don't have a rugby columnist but a mention of the squad and ou's comments around it would be appreciated.
This is prob the 1st time since 95 where the coach and public got the squad that we wanted. No shock ommissions like Teichmann in 99 or Kamp Staaldraad madness in 03. 30 ou's that Jake has been working with for the last 4 years to bring the Webb Ellis back to SA.
you agree to where that the comments and input that keep the blog alive????????????
ReplyDeleteit not the comments that keep the blog alive...... its baboo and bhenie that keep it alive.....
Anon needs a new age liberal women to punish his ass and make him change nappies, make the garam roti so that okes like us can sit and watch the sports on the box. Well done to Jake on his squad...looks superb and I think that this will be the best squad since 95
ReplyDeleteYa, If you say so,Since you know everything and you still cant leave a name. I agree you are the man.
ReplyDeleteI will listen to you. And Seth good point about the rugby. I didnt even freakin know. I need someone clued up on Rugby.
Do you know anyone thats willing to write a column.
I will add in breaking news.
Oh and anonymous Sweep your own doorstep before you sweep others.
You have done what you accuse me of doing too many times.
You wanted comments. Looks like you got your fair dose on this post
Who the F@3k is slating you swoosh?
ReplyDeleteIs feedback you dont want to hear slating?
Then dont ask for it.
Nobody is slating you
The world is not against you
Get a shrink
The same anonymous
Oh feedback. Sorry .Silly Me!!!
ReplyDeleteMy bad. Sorry guys . I aplogogise.
I appreciate any feedback
email me:swoosh0018@gmail.com
I appreciate the feedback.
So is the feedback That Baboo & Bhenny must be axed?
Is all in favour of this post going. If so then so be It?
The world is not against me.Just the anonymous owes that are humbly trying to give me feedback that I dont Like...
ReplyDeleteI need a shrink....badly .Im f#$ken traumatised.
Seth at least you a Man. You leave a name. Unlike our slater cum feedback cum helper.
YOU ARE THE MAN.IM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What part of feedback dont u understand?
ReplyDeletelike i said if its something u dont like to hear, the world is against u
Dont be under pressure Swoosh
Do what u want
like u always make it known....ITS YOUR BLOG
Our point had nothing to do with this column.
Infact we quite enjoy the humour in it. We think you should keep it. However we dont speak on behalf of Seth
my point was simple dont ask us for our input on the one hand and then tell us to Piss off on the other
hey swoosh...what about Tour de France....
ReplyDeleteOur Barloworld team is not doing too badly. They are in contention for green and polka dot at this stage.
Leave all the banter for the lighties and lets get on with the round ups.
Shit its like a volcano erupted over here and shits coming out from everywhere, personally i dont mind whatever else comes on the blog except sport coz if its not what i like i scroll past it. Seth valid point but just do what i do and anonymous relax you gona get a heart attack if you carry on like this, anonymous are you just anti baboo & bhenni or anti blog? It is swoosh's blog and trust me it will go on with or without you so anonymous you rather except it and move on coz you got a better chance of winning the lotto than having the blog run the way you expect it to.
ReplyDeletePunisher now those are wise words, swoosh tour de france common. Mr Hunter and Co are doing superb considering they a wild card team and last nights 3rd place finish for the columbian oke was brilliant considering he broke away with rasmussen and crew and kept up.
ReplyDeleteRelax anonymous fellow.What you getting so uptight about.
ReplyDeleteWe enjoy reading it and its off season for crying out loud.
Take a chill Pill Jake!
Maybe you need to see a shrink!
If you dont like it,scroll on past it oke
A.
Anonymous would like to clear the point that its not the post that annoys me but the comments made by the blogger on the feedback he doesnt like
ReplyDeletepoint being if he doesnt like it, dont ask.
Faaiz u missing the point. u want to dish out pearls of wisdom dish it to your man
Once again give a Name
ReplyDeleteThen maybe we will listen.
Now let me understand something here.
Your whole gripe was feedback that this post is crap.
And now you saying that its not about the post but my comments anout not appreciating feedback
So what is your feedback?Now that you like the post.
Maybe if you are Phil Donahue I might lend a bigger ear.
So anonymous. Must we keep the posty Bhaboo & Bhenny. Yes Or No!
No wisdom to dish to him because its his blog and he must run it the way he feels like it, if he doesnt like criticism well than tough shit he owns it
ReplyDeleteSwoosh are u loss again?
ReplyDeleteI told u its not the post
u made a bold statement saying we should piss off cause u dont like the feedback u getting
Obviously if its in a negative way that is cause if it goods than we all ur generals.
so all im saying is if u dont like what we say dont ask and tell us on ur blog to piss off?
if u all that of a man than rahter tell us on our faces.
As for u faaiz son read all the comments before u crawl out of Swooshs ass and make ur patronising comments
Good luck
The whole Fatwa and still no name
ReplyDeleteAnd now you one of my generals
Dont contradict yourself.
How did I ask you If you cant leave a name.
Advice.Feedback.You cant leave a name but you want to give feedback to someone on a public Domain.
You the one thats lost.And the only people I ask are my close buddies. That have a name and that tell me on my FACE.
So..You mean the PISS OFF hurt so Bad.
And you assume it was said by me.
When you see PISS OFF under the user Swoosh Then its from me. I leave a name
ANYWAYS ENOUGH OF THIS. Now only posts relevant to the topic will be posted.
At least i feel good. Cos you like the Post!
Seth you a man. You said straight its not for you. Il catch up with you in the rugby and footy.
if u want me to leave my name than u must be man enough to complain about the us on our face instead of crying to ur croonies
ReplyDeleteu a bloody woman
its senseless giving u a name cause ull just deny it and blame it on some1 else
thats u
thats why we love u
trust me Swoosh i dont need to prove anything to u
up u go make ur phone calls and look 4 support
FUCK THE LIBERAL CHICKS!
ReplyDeleteFUCK THE LIBERAL CHICKS!
FUCK THE LIBERAL CHICKS!
DO THEY KNOW HOW TO ROLL OUT A ROUND ROTI?
DO THEY KNOW HOW TO COOK A POT OF BIRYANI?
DO THEY FUCKIN KNOW HOW TO FOLD A SAMOOSA?
GET MARRIED 2 A LIBERAL CHICK AND YOU'LL BUY EVERYTHING.
oK aNOnym. You the man.
ReplyDeleteYou right who am I that you have to prove something to me.
But at least you like the post Baboo & Benny..
Thats what I was worried about. I cant apologise Beacause it wasnt me that said Piss OFF.
Thank God its Over.
And thanks for your support
Not on the blog u stupid F#$ks
ReplyDeleteits a pleasure Swoosh
ReplyDeleteswoosh! how do i become a general?
ReplyDeletei knew a liberal chick once, she never shaved under her arms...said something about how it was "too stereotypical of women"
oh yeah, she went by the name of "anonymous" :)
im so f**king lost reading your guys banter that i duno whose making a point about what....is seth on the same side as anonymous? but isnt seth n swoosh also on the same side? if thats the case than anon should be on the same side as swoosh??!!! (basic maths, if a=b & a=c, then b=c) therefore swoosh and seth are the same person!!! lol...but in all honesty mr/mrs anonymous you turned your point into a personal vandetta against swoosh n his generals....if your gona hit below the belt mate than leav a name!!! if you could do better than start your own blog...we all here to catch up on contemporary issues (usually sport) n every1s entitled to an opinion but please keep the dirrty tactics outa here. besides if you dont put nethn controversial then u allowed to stay anon:) like me....
ReplyDeleteNaseem
ReplyDeleteLike i said Baboo and Bheny is not for me so i'll skip past it whenever its up.
If i don't like something on the blog i'll let you know, after all it is a forum to express our views and i know you appreciate honest feedback. And if you think i'm talking sh*t or my point isn't valid i know you'll let me know.
And i'll leave my name.
We can catch up in the sports post when my boys are coasting to the premiership and CL.
u calling him a woman but you cant say who you are and first u say he needs a shrink then u sniggering the fact that he talks to his friends... your remarks are senselss, pointless and you actually taking time off to write about it so you must be really jealous, come on man get a fucking life...
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should start another blog . A more general one. An leave this one for sport. Cos i ignore all the sport stuff an read the other stuff.Its quite funny. i stop reading it when their are naked women cos i can just see that in the mirror. But i notice that most of the guys comment only then. I wonder what is more offensive. Naked women or naked truth. But i think anon feels that all he wants to do is have his say an not told to keep quiet. Freedom of speech so to say. An all this just from askin them to shine up.
ReplyDeletewe cant have this on the blogg! lets get big now!
ReplyDeleteseth u should marry bheni!
listen ANONYMOUS, u Fucker!
ReplyDeleteThis is not a place for kids... if you have a problem go find another blog something like ninja turtles or maybe the Barney Blog... if you have a problem just mail the blogger his email address is available, im sure and positive he'll hear you out! but dont pump your mouth here...
we vote STAY!!!! BABOO & BHENI RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteu all a bunch of f%#%ing nags !!!
ReplyDeleteenjoy the blog , at least we have one.
Kopend u F47k
ReplyDeleteI was expecting you to pump your f$%ken mouth. Whats wrong? was Swooshs K&%k in your mouth the entire day u couldnt say anything
did u get ur call only in the evening
Swoosh im still waiting for ur call
publish my comments
ReplyDeleteu has something very simple to say and now u carrying on like a victim
publish my comments
The Blogg is getting soft and loosing its manhood!
ReplyDeletePoor management swoosh!
I can only think of one reason for this, some chick got Swoosh by the balls and she gripping it really hard!
Swoosh next time she lets it loose for you to take a piss, think about what you doing!
One more thing Swoosh, do away with anonymous comments. Fair enough you not gonna get half as many comments, but the quality comments will keep on flowing!
Biggy : that wouldnt really solve our problem. These idiots will just go create an anonymous identity and still publish crap. We have to just weather the shit storm. Eventually they will get bored. These are nothing but attention seekers. Mum didnt give them enough tit while they were young
ReplyDeleteABR
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ReplyDeletewhy the hell did u remove my comment u c$nt?
ReplyDeleteu let him talk bout my ma's tit but remove my comment on his ma's tit
he must be some1 u LICK up to
u will never change
Swoosh Dnt ever change! You fine just the way you are. And so is your blog. Jealousy makes you nasty and nastiness makes you ugly . Anon_chick
ReplyDeleteSwoosh,please post again I seem to be mistaken for someone else
ReplyDeleteAnonymous does Baboo & Bhenni make you feel so insecure about yourself that it bothers you this much?
If you or Seth dont like the articles no one's putting a gun to your head to read it just scroll down or are you guys to stupid to know what to read and just read everything, common you should be adults so make some decisions and stop relying on your father to still make decisions for you.
If you never realised by now you not the only people reading the blog, do you want the blog to only publish articles related to your interests?
If so than please dont read this article or check the comments coz some of us enjoy these alternate posts
Shamshoonisha
jealousy jealousy jealousy... such an evil thing... always lose when you full of envy... anon is a turd. swoosh can tell whoever he wants to piss off because its HIS BLOG not a fucking government gazette. He can del or publish any comment he wants again because its a BLOG. You talk about swoosh and licking alot... I'm sure you dream about it...
ReplyDeleteBaboo & Bhenny. Please step in. Look what you have caused.If I take a girl out for coffee and she orders a Latte and not a normal Capacinno. Someone once said that if a girl orders a Latte it is an indication that she wants to pay?
ReplyDeleteCan you confirm this
Interested,JHB
Jealousy , jealousy , jealousy
ReplyDeletePlease remind me what im jealous about?
Whats there to be jealous about
Viva swoosh viva da blog...Da blog waz perfectly fine until anon came wid his laaiti shit...Zaid_Vahzerz
ReplyDeleteShamshoonisha
ReplyDeleteI made a decision and decided to inform Naseem that i don't dig the Baboo N Bheny post and told him that i think it's sh*t. The reason for doing this is because i know he appreciates my honest criticism about the blog which he confirms in his comments. I am also fully entitled to air my views as freedom of speech is firmly entrenched in our constituition. I am sure you would feel the same way had you bought a Cosmo and find it debating the rivalry between the Springboks and All Blacks.
I had no idea that my comments would cause such a ruckus and get 58 comments at last count. Looks like we dont need JIHAD to hit 100 comments.
Anonymous appears to have a personal grudge against Swoosh and has gone off at a tangent to my issue with the Baboo and Bheny post!
Swoosh! Did u by any chance have a relationship with this anonymous guys sister? Y is he slamming u like this?
ReplyDeleteThe only real relationship Swoosh has ever had is with his palms
ReplyDeleteJeolousy makes you nasty.. and nasty makes you ugly.. ugly is what u look at and live with.
ReplyDeleteHow sad that the man could so seriously be affected by some words on some owes blog.
Swoosh .. no stress bout the bhenni / baboo thing.
ReplyDeleteWhoever does not want to read it can simply scroll dowm, its that simple.
And actually its quite funny, good entertainment for the off season.
people posting comments bout your palms.. just stems from jeolousy, im sure they no from exp
I second all that say this is a great Blog.Good going Swoosh!
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