WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

The month of June Gone.Just like that. I met another Legend this week. A man called Patel. This man I see often in Ramadaan. Sitting on his wall and looking at the stars.At about two in the morning in the last ten days. I met the man this weekend.And he scram 2 months to Ramadaan. Then I realised, the year is flying. Also The soccer season is yet but one month away.

The owes have been quiet regarding ball and I must say the Copa America is Sublime.Some real talent on display there. How was Requelme. Also Brazil the bast#$ds lost. But our weekend discussion with Hazrat,mamadee,and Marks engulfed on the fact that Brazil always play s#$te in the Copa,Then they come out Gunns Blazing,Win the Copa and Win the next World Cup. I wonder how true this is,considering Hazrat only supports the f$%king Brazilians....

Riyad Loonat must be smiling. The man was quiet whole season and Now madrid seem to be jetting for the Stars.All his antics have put Wenger in hospital.Kaka has demanded a move from Silvio Berlusconi stating that he wants to Live the Madrid dream and has won it all at Milan. Also the Apache Carlos Teves has also made it clear that he wants to move to Madrid.Meanwhile Berlusconi seemed unfazed and continued to wave his interest in Ronaldinho.

FROM THE KOP END
TORRES TO PEN 90 MILLION POUND A WEEK DEAL,EXPECTED IN LIVERPOOL SHORTLY
Fernando Torres. Is this owe coming. I mean Benitez has been quite in the transfer market considering the amount of money that he has available. Also I want to ask the Kop Faithfull. Do we need Torres. or should we go for someone better? What are your owes views?

Also SPURS I see are splashing in the pounds. Maybe they want to showcase their stars here in South Africa.....Any owes going for the game....And Darren Bent.So much money for the owe. I think the transfer market is like buying houses here in SA.And to think Liverpool wanted him. I spoke to Cisse and said Cisse,How could Liverpool want Bent. Cisse disagreed and said THE OWE IS NOT BAD.

Apart from that, I will add on more tranfer news to this post when they happen. Im sure there are Big things happening This Month...

AND ARSENAL OWES.WHATS UP GENTS. YOU OWES ARE IN TEH PERISHAANS.PLEASE COMMENT.I met jives at the grounds. Before the game could start he was lambasting me on WHY ONLY NOW I SAY TI TI is great.First i said he was shi#$. SAY YOU SAY YOU ARSENAL MUGGS

Also The Toppie Fergie is rather quiete. Or no hold on THE DUBAI SHOPPING FESTIVAL is on in February.

Mourinho and his lads are apparantly in AFRICA.Also rather quiet there.

FORZA JUVE

I still cant get over the fact that Ranieri is our Manager. Honestly i will say it on my Blog. I got no faith in the man. The good news is that Trezeguet has signed a deal till 2012. He was chased by Arsenal and Man Utd. Almiron and Tiago ,Yes The Chelsea Tiago have signed. Vincenzo Ijaquinta has aslo joined the fray. When i met Doola Ackals at Solvinio's Waleema. He said Swoosh,What teh Fuck re you owes up to. I said "Dunno Doola, Ever since they brought that Mugg Ranieri in I went into the Perishaans.

GENERALS THAT SHOOK THE BLOG

Thanks Biggy for coming into the firing line this week. I see our past two Candidates have been taken to Shreds.

swoosh: .Biggy, You are Indeed a General of the Blog and hail from the Theater of Dreams.You were there last week. Did you go visit the hallowed ground.What was it like?
Biggy: Yes i stopped at O.T. Got to have a look at the Megastore, but due to the time of tours didn't get a chance to see the stadium inside. Its stunning from the outside, very commercialised. Also got to see Anfield and Goodison park after spending a weekend in Liverpool. I know this is drifting a little, but Merseyside Rocks. However if you gonna support anyone from Merseyside its gotta be the Toffees. Lets not forget that Liverpool came from the Toffees sperm.

swoosh: How would you rate Man Utds past seAson.How did it feel like to feel KAK -a?
biggy: Coming from a long dry spell in the Trophy room, last season was great. We played attractive attacking football and got goals from the team instead of just relying on RVN as we did in the past. Ronaldo and Rooney are maturing and things looked great right up to the game at the San Siro. The likes of Vidic and Evra proved to be good buys. Even Fletcher who i thought was kak came to the party when called upon. Towards the end all United fans had this dream of a treble, which we fell short of but still a great season with a younger squad.
About KAKA, well he showed the World why he is the Best at the moment. When you loose to the likes of Milan you have to pick yourself up and move on. Also keep in mind that at the time we had injury problems and a hetic fixture list. No excuses though as they outplayed us in Milan and deserved victory.

swoosh: Your comments on Utd new Sighnings. Who is this Nani. Christiano Ronaldo's granny or what. never heard of this oke. Fergersons just Buying owes. Does the toppie have a black A-Mex CARD OR WHAT?
biggy: Man U have always spent big, well not in recent times since Roman opened his cheque book. With regard to our players, i ask you this, Who was Ronaldo when he came to O.T?? Some lity that could do a step over or two and loose the ball, his come along way under the guidence of SAF. I'm sure Nani and Anderson are long term replacements for Giggs and Scholes. I still feel we need a new Striker. In SAF we trust.

swoosh: I KNOW YOU WERE THE STALWART BEHIND THIS DEBATE. But The Champions League,Is it bigger than the League?
biggy: The ECL is a huge Trophy to win, not once did i argue that. Is it better then the EPL?? i don't think so. The league is tougher and needs you to be consistant over a long period of time. The pride is in the league. If you look at the The Teams in the ECL, other than Barca, Real, Inter and A.C the sides are not all that special.

swoosh: Lastly Biggy please PREDICT utds season ahead and of course the scores against liverpool
biggy: Tough one to predict. Chelsea are gonna come back stronger, The Young Gunners are also not a side you can write off. Liverpool have also stated that this season the League is their priority. I just hope we can see a top four and not just top two. Also lets not forget lotsa clubs have money to spend. So i think we gonna see a much more competitive league.
As for Liverpool, who cares how much we beat them, theres more important clubs to worry about.

swoosh: Tnks Biggy,looking forward to your comments as well as the Fantasy LeagueNaseem Mayet

NEXT UP: YUSUF SETH.please email me Seth.I need to send you the questions.SETH, Azee or EBIE J.whichever comes first

FOOTBALLERS WIVES

Apparantly Gemma Atkinson fom the soapie Holliokes is teh latest aqueeze of Man Utds Christiano Ronaldo

SOCCER KIT OF THE WEEK

The new Liverpool Away Strip 2007/2008