WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

With a relaxing weekend gone, The f#$ken Winter still looms large. And I hate doing things in this cold. So me and the chaps were just out and about,Scouting the scenes..Ended up having some Cookies and Cream from Haagen-Daz. Havent had it for a while, Took a spin in an M5, and met some hotties from around the world. Ended up Saturday Night with Tony "F#$ken" Sporano, Partied with a Mafia Boss. I kid you not.

THEATER OF DREAMS
BUT THE MAIN PIECE OF HEADLINES WAS CARLOS TEVES ON HIS WAY TO MAN UTD. I mean for f$%ks sake. This Toppie(old man) Ferguson has really spent this summer. Giggs,Ronaldo,Rooney and Teves.You gotta be kidding me. F#$ken MUGGS. I cna just imagine those baS#$ards like Biggy and Azee,Herbly,Seth,Waseem Khan. All Smiling.
But lets focus on the Apache "TEVEZ". How do our readers feel about him. Was it just that West Ham were k#4k so we didnt see the best of Him.I know he is class but I just want to see what the readers feel. And What makes it worst is that they got him for FREE,Gratis,Mahala?
Also rumour are rife that Ferguson is chasing to other lity's.I just heard today.
Maybe he knows he is retiring so he feels I rather buy lekker and then If the shit hits the Fan at least I wont get a pasting in the Media

FROM THE KOP END
Apart from Fernando Tores imminant arival, Benitez seems to be the opposite of Fergsuon. Im sure the master tactition has some tricks up his sleeve. I wonder is Michel Owen coming. I spoke to Cisse the other evening.The man was busy flogging tickets.Cisse said "Swoosh.Watch our new Ukranian signing Veronin. The lad has got what it takes...Lucky the MUGG Forlan didnt come to Anfield? But all we have to do is watch this space for a while at least.

CHEL$KI
Im so surprised that of all the teams ,The transfer Gigolas are taking it steady.Florent malouda has joined the fray. french international,And he should fit in. Good Signing I say....As for Sheav,Ballack and Jose who were all lambasted in the English Press.......No news is good news I guess....But I just sense we in for a cracker of a season...

GUNNERS POINT OF VIEW.
Whats going on here. As Henry's replacement arrived. I cant even remember this owes name. Is he Class.Is he honestly a replacement for Ti Ti. Is Ti Ti replacable?And now Fabregaz wants Arsenal to listen to what Madrid has to say. It makes sense. If you in a sinking ship.Jut go back home Cesc........
Perishaans,Perishaans(problems). Thats Why Jives is leaving the Country....

EUROPEAN SOCCER ROUND UP
Barelona are sizing up to be unbeatable. Now they have Gabrielle Malito on the cards......Whos Next....Wayne "f#$ken" Rooney... Kaka Milan and Madrid all seem to be full of shit at the moment with none of them sure whats happening.....
Also In Europe we still waiting for that Big One that will shake Us.....

FORZA JUVE

Nothings changed at Juve, I guess now the signings are done. I dont know why I am despondant. Ranieri, will he honestly do it for us...Also the thought of no Champions League Football....Its painfull. But one step at a time. Its still a while for the Serie A season to start and all the players are on Holiday.I was hoping that Fabio Cannavaro would have made a comeback but that looks highly Unlikely as well....But lets wait for July to finish..

Forza Juve

Always a Bianconeri

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