What a nice long weekend. What does our headlines say. Ten F#4ken Reading. Wednesday evening I wont talk about. I was in the class Cannavaro collecting the Golden Ball in Milan. Thursday and Friday I chilled and then got a call from the fired up Herbly about the Fantasy Football. Saturday I opened the season at hazrat with Herbly next to me watching MARTINS NOTCH A DOUBLE. Saturday night I was treated to a Gymynastics spectecular and lost a very important bet. Sunday I struggled on the pitch against Forsburg city and it ended off with an sms from a Kop Purist."Swoosh,Take the f3$kers to the cleaners on the blog.Ten men Reading".And Steve Sidwell plays for Chelsea."
Woza What A weekend.lets get down to the match Analysis
FROM THE KOP ENDRash Cassim phoned me and slated Benitez for playing Alonso. I agreed with Rash.Play Macherano.Let him break and give Gerard more freedom. Then the United f4%kers startes sms'ing me and belting me. And then let us all rise to our Captain marvel. What a freekick Stevie G.I must admit I was in the perishaans ealier when Barry equlaised. I said the same shit different year. But 3 points is three points. What do the generals from the Kop have to say about the opener. Im all ears.?
THEATER OF DREAMSWho would have aniticipated the result 0-0 against a ten men Reading. It was synonymous to an Indian Aunty buying ten panjaabi's (*stunning indian garments worn at weddings) and going to a wedding and no one commenting on all the expensive purchases like Ferguson's Buys. United peppered the Reading goal and the two best opportunities came from Giggs and Paul Scholes spurning a chance from just 7 yards. United coudnt finish and what makes it worst is that Wayne Who? Wayne Fucken Rooney. is out for 3 months. Good news for Liverpool but bad news for England. Just as well Reading didnt have a Van Percy and someone to exploit the K#$k defense. So what the Generals have to say. 3 points is 3 points.As MR Valley from Lenz High used to say. Comprende
ALWAYS A GUNNERI thought the blog was going to start stinking again.If it wasnt for Van Percy.Wenger and his lities would have started off like Man Utd. But If Van Percy stays fit. Faaiz Oz,Zam Ram ,Jive & Co will be smiling. Whats up with the Walcott lity.We dont hear of him. Maybe Sven will take him to City.What is your guys analysis Boys?
CHEL$KIFunny start to the season.Chelsea conceding two goals in the opener. Jose looks like he lost his fiqr (belief). He looks like he just wants his contract to finish. Good on the lads Pizarro and Malouda. But Chelsea just seem lost.
Bergson we expected big things from Spurs. They didnt deliver against a fired up Roy Keanes Sunderland. Azee I told you that the toppie Sven has big things up his sleeve. Good start for him also. Jame's will be James for Pompey.But on the whole it was an exciting start to the season.
FORZA JUVE
I watched the trophy Moretti. A class strike by Alex Del Piero against Napoli was enough to see Juve through. Inter though clinched the tournament with wins over both Juve and Napoli. I wasnt happy with the performance but look we back in Serie A and hopefully we can come Top 4 and get back into Europe and rebuild. I think thats the most realistic
can't understand y tevez was not in the team. he has had more competitive play than the other guys (copa america)so he would have def been match fit. even though united dominated they were extremely poor in front of goal. they had too many chances that they didn't take..
ReplyDeletefucking fergie better have his game plan in order for wed night n next weekend cos both portsmouth n man city r gonna be tough
Poor performance by Man U!!!
ReplyDeleteYou need to convert the possesion we had into 3 points!!!
Rooney loss was a big blow but surely we had a striker that could have made the bench! Perhaps young Dong!!!
This shows that the premiership is gonna be tougher than ever!!!
However is bad for man u to start 2 points off the pace!!!
Its too early to tell, but united needed to convert against a 10 men Reading. All credit to Reading, coming to the theatre of dreams and walking away with a point. Thats like winning a cup for them. United just couldnt unlock their defense.
ReplyDeleteRonaldo couldnt get through. All his tricks, and no results. Looked like a Jubu Pule performance to me.
ABR
i dont understand why you all gunning united. the league has just started. every team that comes to old trafford puts in that extra effort, cos they wanna beat the greatest side in the world.
ReplyDeleteunited controlled posession, but didnt capatalise, we all agree on that.
did you watch liverpool play, no gerrard spells the end of liverpool.he is the exception in that side. the team is too dependant on him.
what is this 10 men reading shit swoosh ?
we beat liverpool last season with ten men.... so u go figure !!!!!
MTN
Still VERY early days to look into anything!
ReplyDeleteLiverpool in the 1st half should have buried Villa. Torres looks like he settles into the EPL quite quickly and some of his touches were sublime!
Gerrard's passing was out of this world and pulled a cracker of a goal and got 3 points for us! That is what counts!
Pool missed too many chances and nearly paid the price!
That laaitjie Babel missed a sitter but he is looking like a talent of note!
Eish, what a blow to the United Muggs. Losing Rooney & drawing their 1st home game! Time for Tevez to shine! Those Reading ouks defended like Demons esp that Duberry dude! Nani looked like he is also settled and has some awesome skills on the ball! That keeper pulled out some blinders to keep Reading in the game! Still early days!!!!
AryM
lol @ mtn
ReplyDeleteIm reading the comments, and i dont see anyone gunning united at all.
You are paranoid my boy.
I think you expect ppl to be gunning united after that performance, but please at least wait for ppl to make comments before becomming so defensive.
lol@ mtn for being more defensive than Reading
ABR
Swoosh ,it was a great weekend cause the league is back on the blog is rocking again and shrek is fuc8ked ,donkey was in the stables READING ,who the hell READING ! LIVERPOOL played well away from home for the 1st game ,scum ,asses,and smurfs all had home games for a opener ! CARRGER handball unintentional ,but thats the name of the game .i was pissed at that moment when they scored ,but then came CAPTAIN FANTASTIC ,what a freekick ,sublime .I like the 3 points early on in the season ! bring on the smurfs to ANFIELD next week ! its time to c 4 yourself !
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It was a poor sriking display by Man Utd. I thought we didnt play that bad except for the finishing. Its still early days but at the end of the day its dropping points like these that come back and bite you. Big blow loosing Rooney. It showed how much we need him. He just creates chances from nothing. Im expecting Tevez to do the job for us. We will be back with our usual winning form. You can bet on that
ReplyDeleteABR , if u read the heading that this comments section begins with, "highlighted in orange", it clearly states " 10 F$#KEN MEN READING ".
ReplyDeletenow u tell me if i'm still paranoid, or are u just blind ?
the "YOU" in " why are YOU all gunning united" is directed at swoosh & his helpers.
verstaan ABR ?
lol@ABR for not thinking out of the hat !!!
"go" get a hat
i hate to burst many of your bubbles but it was just 1 game, there are still 37 to go. and as the season goes on United will start winning, Liverpool will throw paoints away against the rubbish, Chelsea will get better and Arsenal will land up fourth. let december roll around to start making fun of the other clubs. Oh swoosh, juve are just crap i saw them the other day in that moretti thing and they will be lucky to get a uefa cup spot.
ReplyDeletelol@mtn for trying to be like ABR.
ReplyDeleteIf you cant beat them, Join them?
Doro Kutro
I agree Kamakaze Warrior.Juve were not what they were and it will take some rebuilding.
ReplyDeleteAnd they played shit in the Morreti trophy but as I said Id be happy if they qualify for champions League. I wonder though will Carlos Tevez produce under this pressure or will he bw another Veron
swoosh, u talk too much shit.
ReplyDeletetevez : produced in the world cup
tevez : produced for west ham
tevez : produced for the copa america.
so, what k@k are u talking about pressure & producing ?
he was under pressure throughout, all players are.& why worry about teves producing, when schevchenko at 30 million quid hasnt yet produced.
"go" stop talking k@k
Will Utd survive without Rooney then...?
ReplyDeleteAs a die hard, faithful Liverpool supporter… we played OK over the weekend… a few good touches and Obviously the Moment of magic from Gerrard… we deserved the victory and it’s a matter of time once the team really gels together I think… I still have doubts on Pennant! But we got off with 3 points and that’s the most important thing b 4 we meet the boys in blue this weekend…
ReplyDeleteOn the ANTI UNITED FRONT OF THINGS… I’ll just add my piece and say you guys were shit! But its only the 1st game and I gotto say I think TEVEZ is gonna be a big hit for you guys and will add a different dimension… I was hoping Liverpool signed him… THIS guy is something!
ebi kopend, how can u say that united played shit against reading ?
ReplyDeleteunited played extremely well , & did everything but score.
they controlled posession, played confident & looked good.
the reading keeper was in phenomenal form.
it just wasnt uniteds day.
liverpool have also had such days.
"go" be a sport
mr MTN : why are you STILL so defensive about the kak united result?
ReplyDeleteThe facts are : united couldnt take 3 points at home from a 10 men Reading side!!!
is life not giving you any options or outlets?
"go" get a life or a wife
anonymous , i dont know where u see defensive.
ReplyDeletemerely what i thought of uniteds performance.
life has most probably dealt me options & outlets that you'll only dream of.
i've got a life & am enjoying it.
i'd rather be "single & miserable then married & wish i were dead"
so which one are u ANONYMOUS ?
"go" dont get personal
Come now Gentlemen! No need to get all personal here…
ReplyDeleteUnited were shit in a sense that they couldn’t score! Liverpool and all other clubs would go through these kinda games some time or the other, that’s just what football dishes out at times…
But at the end and while it hurts all we can say is splashed cash and no goals! Shame…
Like Swoosh said Its like a Aunty buting ten panjabi's at Rivas ...hah haha
ReplyDeleteall the money spent and shit result
i really dont know which game u were watching anonymous, u would have realised that the only new signing that played was nani
ReplyDelete"go" buy quality & not quantity
United are missing that 20 goal a season striker.What Ronaldo did last season was special but i doubt he'll repeat that 20 goals and you cant rely on a winger for goals.Tevez is class but his not an out and out goalscorer
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