Sunday, August 12, 2007

BREAKING NEWS

-Last weeks poll 42% of the readers opted for liverpool winning the title.40% said Man Utd for the title. I just hope its exciting and a four horse race.

-COUNTDOWN TO THE 50 WORST FOOTBALLERS
35 Dean Austin (Tottenham) The wafer-thin defender earned the wrath of the notoriously fickle Spurs support early doors, and never won them round. Even now, he featured strongly in a straw poll of Tottenhamites’ least favourite player ever to wear the white.
34 Ramon Vega (Tottenham) The big Swiss was Dean Austin, with (cow) bells on. 33 Alberto Tarantini (Birmingham City) Jim Smith went down the Spurs road and hired himself an Argentinian World Cup-winner in the afterglow of 1978, but the Bald Eagle chose this dud left-back. Blues were relegated.
32 Gary Sprake (Leeds) The Kop serenaded the hapless Welshman with “Careless Hands” when he threw another one into the back of his own net, hardly a unique moment for the accident-prone Inspector Clouseau of international goalkeeping.
31 Charlie Nicholas (Arsenal) The much-hyped Champagne Charlie didn’t even amount to Pomagne Charlie at Highbury.
30 Darren Ferguson (Manchester United) Tried to make a name for himself at Old Trafford in the early 90s, but it was already taken.

CLASSIC INSULTS
Viv Richards v Greg Thomas
This incident took place during a county championship match between Glamorgan and Somerset.
Glamorgan paceman Thomas had beaten the bat a couple of times and informed Richards: "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering."
The very next ball was given the King Viv treament and smashed out of the ground, into a river - at which point Richards piped up: "Greg, you know what it looks like. Now go and find it."

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