Sunday, September 02, 2007

BRING THE KOONCHA'S (wedding Parcels)


Another great weekend. Just chilled. Ate alot and was treated to a Fab weekend in soccer. Suffered in the heat on Sunday for Soccer. It was so freakin hot at half time If we put alipore masala and teabags in the water bottles we could have had tea like in a Alipore wedding, The water was hot. Credit to the lads. I got to start upfront. Had a few del moments and then the heat and fitness caught up with me. For the boys of Real Lesco, we wont lambast Doods as MUGG OF THE WEEK but his miss on Thursday was horrific. For me time to retire next year.Its time.I think after that miss Doods should sign for Man Utd.

FROM THE KOP END


Bring the wedding parcels.Get your suits. The way it looks like Liverpool will win the league and Il have to honour my bet.

I watched the game with Poalo & Totti.
Spoke to Die Hards Rash Cassim,Mems Wadee, Waseem koor. The owes were boysterous. We all unanimously agreed that the football played was breathtaking . Rash said that if Benitez just takes out Abeloa for Risse and Alonso for Macherano we got the winning formula. And we normally used to play sh#4 against the minnows. This time we PUNISHED with no remorse. Look at the depth coming of the Bench. Sissoko,Babbel, Veronin. And how was El Diablo Torres. the litys pace is amazing. I just wish we had Man Utd first up. So we could f#4k them Up. I honestly feel we have a Unit with Mohabbet within the players. Like Lippi had with teh Azurri. This squad is the one.How was Macherano. What aplayer. he was everywhere.This is OUR YEAR. I JUST KNOW IT

THEATER OF DREAMS
Im not being biased but you all must agree, Utd were shit. Why is Biggy and Co so quiet. They struggled against an average Sunderland Team. Fair enough Sunderland didnt threaten but fuc#4en near post header by Saha. Utd dont look at all convincing. Do you agree Joe Dindar,herbly,Seth, Azee and the rest of you Ali's. Im not being a d##s Abu here. im just calling it like I see it. Ok Ok, Maybe I over analysed after I was hypnotised by the Liverpool game. Its like if you date a Badaam of calibre,then when you date a psita it takes time to adjust.If you know what I mean

I must admit I enjoyed the standing ovation for Roy Keane and Ole.It was emotional. I loved the way Keane was embraced by the THEATER OF DREAMS.

CHELSKI
The Drog looks bad, injury wise. Like I said. Chelsea are nothing special. They play Ugly Soccer. Jose will walk Azee, by mid deason. Roman will boot him. There is just nothing special here. The only nice thing was the kit which is available at Rashid Cassim Sports. Just ask for Rash BC. tel 011 836 6019. Might as well advertise the LIVERPOOL GENERAL since Chelsea are so k#4k.

The other kits and soccer merchandise are also awesome. There is even a Man Utd Punching bag or stress reliever in the upstairs office. If you wanna relieve some stress.


ALWAYS A GUNNER.
I watched a bit of the game form a Fantasy perspective with my broers swaar Zahier Moosa, a die hard sports fan. Arsenal play attractive football. What a display. passing. flare. And a good mix of players. the toppie Wenger deserves credit. What a find in the boy Fabregas. Cesc for president. Faaiz,Jive's and Zam Ram thanks for not making the blog stink like last year


LA LIGA
Ronaldee said that he will be back to his best. And back to his best he was.Two goals to sink Bilbao. BARCELONA are strong. Madrid were still playing but I think they won. Il check if Riyad sms's me tomorrow

SERIE A
Roma are looking awesome. I know Juve wont win it.If anyone wins the scudetto it should be Roma. Our ex Zlatan Ibrahimovic pushed Inter through and Milan well are Milan. Lazio drew.So all well for Juve so far


FORZA JUVE
A ill tempered game against Cagliari. Juve triuphed 3-2. Chellini sending Juve through with a last gasp header in stopage time. Although the match contained two Dubious penalties. Del also got on the score sheet. He still remains the son of the Bianconeri. But 6 points. We not complaining. I coudnt have imagined a better start

Forza Juve
Swoosh always a Bianconeri
LOCAL IS LEKKER.
Since adding Diadora as the partner of the Swoosh Blog we can offer extensive coverage on the local front. Sundowns who Diadora sponsors slipped to a defeat

A controversial goal awarded to Astres de Douala late in the second half of the Confederation Cup fixture against Mamelodi Sundowns spoilt the weekend for the South African champions who lost through the converted spot kick in Douala on Saturday afternoon. In the table all the big Guns are mid table or below. Where is Jabu Pule?
But results went my way.And in the terms of the Blog the moment of the week was the 6-0 DRUBBING of Derby and the reception to Roy Keane. A man that always gave 300% on the pitch.

18 comments:

  1. Swoosh i must agree with you on Man Utd. They playing kak and like a said after last weeks performance if things don't shake up we not gonna win anything!

    However its encouraging to know that when we playing shit we grinding out results!

    Liverpool are looking solid and this must be the best start they've had since i have been watching football!

    Gunners still make football look beautiful! Cesc is legendry and controls the game for them!

    The liverpool fans must be on cloud nine while the Utd lads are down in the gutters! However its still too early to be saying you'll win it! Lets see where the teams stand by new year!

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  2. Qurbani! like lambs in an abbatoir… we slaughtered them! An awesome display of fine football lead majestically by Fernando! That boy Masherano was brilliant... his sheer class! Although it was just Derby, laying rooted to the bottom, but to put 6 in! they were lucky it wasn’t a fricken dozen! An allrond great performance by each and every player that donned the Red Shirt at Anfield with pride!
    Fuck the MANCS! THEY looked shit and r shit… I agree swoosh wished we played them now! Villa were outstanding that lity Young is talent! Wanna read
    MoreMoan-Uo comments! Arsenal are really playing attractive football, Cesc, flamini, Rosicky and co were awesome and they surely are a team of promising talent and for the future!

    Viva La Rafalution

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  3. Have to agree that at the moment we looking sh*t. However the return of Saha does provide some hope as the chap is a traditional striker with pace and an eye for goal and no fancy stuff. So far that's what we been lacking.

    Scum are looking half decent in the league for a change but like NAAS says, " On the other hand Darren, the Currie Cup is not won in June, the Pemiership's not won in September!"

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  4. Agreed Seth,

    Still early days and Liverpool has some easy fixtures, but they took advantage of it and got the best start! Pity that ref fcuked up our 100% record! Yeah, but we looking good and Torres is up for the battles! Mascherano is playing top class and should play every game. Pennant for a change is running the flanks and combined with Babel, Riise & Benayoun, has the making for a deadly offensive unit! LFC's next game is away to Pompey and this is a good test to check the strength of our squad!

    UTD played crap but still got 3 points. Plus Ronaldo is back. So not looking too bad for you Muggs!

    The Gunners play some awesome football. Fabregas, Rosicky, Hleb and van Persie are running the show! I have no idea why soe ouks wrote of the team. Big mistake and also a great start to the season!

    The Chavs caught it from Villa. 3 points lost and Jose' not happy I see!

    AryM

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  5. Zubair your Chelksi fucker where you now big mouth? A one-dimensional Chelksi with no link between midfield and attack. No lamps and they fall! how could he pull Wright-Phillips off when his finally coming of age. They looking like Man United now without the 2 R’s. No flare in there game, they should have kept Robben but will this be Jose last season?
    What the Russian wants he gets! money is not an issue. He wants a top class manager that plays “sexy” football whilst achieving his dream of winning the CL trophy. Does Rijkaard fit the bill? He could bring Ronaldinho with him?

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  6. Yes I agree its not the best start for United but atleast we got the 3 points

    I think the problem is upfront. We just not finishing like we use to.

    I cant seem to understand why United are passing the ball to the backline so much. Everytime we go up we seem to turn back. Its frustrating times but im sure we will be back.

    The scum are doing well. I usually dont watch shit but Saturday was a special display from them

    Like Seth said the premiership aint won in September. Still a long way to go!!!!

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  7. SIX OF THE BEST ,THE SMS"s WERE ONLY BUT ROLLING IN ,I WAS STILL HOPING FOR A WHITE WASH ,BUT IM STILL GRATEFULL FOR SIX ,GREAT DISPLAY BY THE BOYS AND GREAT GOALS ,RAFA HAS MADE CHANGES TO THE TEAM AGAIN AND ITS GOOD TO C WE HAVE DEPTH IN THE SQUAD ,ITS TIME THE SCUM AND SMURFS C 4 YOURSELF !

    KOPOUT

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  8. GO WHERE YOU 2DAY?

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  9. Looks like the rafa revolution is finally producing results against teams they usually struggled against, gona be a good tight season and as for swoosh and crew that said the gunners are finish without titi keep watching as the season unfolds coz the youngsters are flourishing without a superstar shadow over them

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  10. u liverpool koeks are on top after only 4 games & u think you've won the league ?

    remember my words "CONSISTENCY" !!!

    everyone is talking about how shit united are playing , which games have u been watching ?

    the only game thus far that united played shit was against spurs. they were terrible.

    every other game, united controlled posesion & did everything brilliantly , BUT SCORE.

    i must admit, united are lacking up front, but does this mean that beacause united are not scoring , they playing shit ?

    "go" BE CONSISTENT !!!

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  11. GO C 4 YOURSELF!

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  12. GO CATCH A WAKE UP

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  13. GO FIND A NEW CONNECTION

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  14. "gaan" fok julle selves

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  15. Utd are playing shit and grinding out some results be it only in the last 2 games. I am however optimistic at the return of the lighty from suspension to bring the goals back to old trafford.

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  16. I spoke to Cisse yesterday in light of the Macherano or Alonso SWITCH.

    His views were Alonso is the perfect man in a Liverpool 4-4-2 formation.

    Touch Choice I guess.At least we have Depth coming of the Bench

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