PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN

What a weekend. I leave for Cape town on Tuesday. Partied with my bodyguard, Gibbs & Fabregas and a special Canadian guest, Ended up having three stiches after an escapade with my Siberian Huskey. He overreacted at the penalty scored by Ronaldo for the MANCS. Back to the headline, Obviously South Africa has been in the spotlight of late. And Pienaar decided to be the perfect ambassador in the premiership.He made a SOUTH AFRICAN atempt to halt Giggs and well even Rob Stiles couldnt foil the penalty appeal. How Proud I am to be a SOUTH AFRICAN AND AN ABU (Anyone but Utd).It was also a Derby weekend in footie

FROM THE KOP END
Now anyone that disputes the class of Torres needs to have their head examined. A relatively talented Pompey side were humbled by El Nino. 4-1 and a few MANCS said we were lucky. F#$k that. What made it worst was the MANCS escaped from jail yet again thanks to PIENAAR. On our front Liverpool thumped four yet again and Torres was magnificent. Great finishing. It was also plain to see that Babbel made a significant difference for us.Alas despite our 4-1 drubbing we didnt make any ground as all the other front runners got 3 points.

THEATER OF DREAMS
My headline says it all. UTD didnt deserve the win. Once again Everton have felt the wrath of the MANCS luck. Credit to ronaldo for the first goal.I thought it was brilliant. Back to Pienaar whom I thought was having an exellent game until he commited the foul. He lashed out a leg at Giggs. Lashed out a Leg. It was criminal. Give the MANCS some burfee (indian sweetmeat) and they will Eat. F#$k it.wat to do. The show goes on. But a crucial 3 points the MANCS escaped with. Overall I think the MANCS were not impressive.Even Wayne Rooney was dismal. But yet on their off day tehy escape. Now you know why i say 3 points is 3 points. AND THATS TEH BOTTOM LINE

ALWAYS A GUNNER
What a fabulous first goal. Fabregas and Adebajour. The gunners are really pleasing to the eye. After getting a pasting from Faaiz oz and Jives about their meeting with Milan Arsenal showed their metal. What a subsitution by Arsene. Spurs were shellshocked after Robbie keane missed his spot kick. Wenger brought on another target man Bendtner. The dane always replaces Adebajour, NOT THIS TIME though. Spurs lost morale and Bendtner rose to put the Gunners 2-1 up. Arsene,Arsene what a man. Berbatov was also class. And the Gunners also ensued they got 3 POINTS.

CHEL$KI
Seems like it was a weekend of 3 points. Joe Cole scoring a beauty to give Grants team 3 points. Chelsea keep staying up there.Rumours are rife that Anelka is on his way to the bridge with Drogba going to Milan. Whatever the case, Chel$ki secured 3 points

Elsewhere in the premiership, Newcastles woes continue.They were lucky to get a point against lowly Derby

SPANISH LA LIGA
The El Classico was reolved thanks to a brilliant effort from the Beast believe it or not. Baptita puts Madrid 7 points clear. Barcelona's loss compels some interesting tremours in the Jnauary transfer window. This win seems to be prefect for Madrid embarking on yet anotehr LA LIGA. I wonder what Riyad Loonat has to say. The blog differs from the usual pasting I dished out to him last time round. I must admit I thought this Bernd Shuster was a MUGG. He continues to prove the critics wrong

SERIE A ROUNDUP
The Milan Derby was equally as fierce. Theres definately no Love loss between these two teams.And how sad that Dida gifted Inter victory in a classical game. Pirlo gave AC the lead with a stunning strike.Cruz equalised yet again and then Dida stuffed it up for Cambiaso to give Inter the lead. It was end to end action. Totti rescues Roma and Juve make up the top three