Quote of The Week
Whilst we were organising our stuff for the Charity Fun Day, I was with a partner that like me is single LOL. We were shopping in PICK N PAY when we met one of those owes that always look at you and say "SO WHEN YOU GETTING MARRIED, ITS TIME NOW. Now thats the last thing wed like to hear. My partner said to him. " BOSS TODAY THE MARRIAGES ARE SHORTER THAN THE IDDAT PERIODS"
So Adios Amigo, Go buy yourself a BLUEBERRY Cheescake and LEAVE US Alone.
Sublime. The owe packed his gear, went to the cheese section and hopefully he will never bother us again
now please tell us who this HAZRAT is ?
ReplyDeletewhat wise words ?
How bout this one,
ReplyDelete"Keer is tastier then Biryani so piss off"
SWOOSH IT IS TIME THOUGH THAT YOU CALL IT A DAY!
ReplyDeleteThe fact that the topic was posted by you means their is someone on the cards.
ReplyDeleteI mean after the weekend and seeing the oz man in a different fikr, I think you need too.
Many single girls were there at the charity fun day.
this is the quote of the decade!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIS THE OZ MAN TAKE?
ReplyDeleteIS THE OZ MAN TAKEN?
ReplyDeleteI couldnt tell the difference between the single and the married women at the fun day.But than again THE RING DONT CLOSE THE HOLE
ReplyDeleteIS THE OZ MAN TAKEN?
ReplyDeleteHE CAN'T BE TAKEN. SUMBODY ANSWER ME DAMMIT!!! OZ PROMISED TO MARRY ME!
ReplyDeleteIf married people wonder why u still single they probably just wishing they were still single!!
ReplyDeleteWhy buy hte whole cow, when you can have the milk for free???
ReplyDeleteABR
ozz man or men
ReplyDeleteozz man or men
ReplyDeleteswoosh0018.com charity day felt like an irc meet.
ReplyDeleteI got to finally see who the stinker mounthed Faheem Vehzers was.
To my amazement he was a young lad, quiet and shy.
swoosh. like I said on the weekend, I can see u climbing some mountains soon
ReplyDeleteAnonymous be man enough and tell me your name
ReplyDeleteSwoosh i think its time you go on yumna vezhars idea and open that swoosh singles club
ReplyDeleteWE WANT A SWOOSH SINGLE'S CLUB!
ReplyDeleteWE LOVE MAMMAD KALOOOOOOOO !!!!!!
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