SUPER TUESDAYS ON SWOOSH0018.COM

Ok.First things first, I have gathered the strength now for Super Tuesday and what a Super Tuesday its going to be. First of all I know myself, Ejaz and the kop lads are going to be coming in for alot of stick. I urge the boys from the Kop to back us the f#4k up.

Also Im warning that any personal comments made to anyone will NOT BE PUBLISHED (Or they will be deleted later), Lets keep it flowing like yesterday. As Wil Smith said in Bad Boys, "Hate the Player, Not the Game".In our case "Hate the Game and Not the Player". Let me illustrate an example.


Pathetic Comment: "Swoosh, Barnsley whipped you guys. Tell Your Mother in Law She can come S#$k and F#$k and @#$$ and 3$$. Oh and Swoosh I seen you in 1981 at Octagon in Cape Town@#$$% @##$. You looked Khalaas
Correct Comment: Swoosh, Barnsley F#$ked you guys up. Rafa is a @#$, Benitez needs to go. Liverpool are sh@#e,,,,,,,da da da da da da."You know what I mean

So please Respect my writers on Super Tuesday as well as people that leave educated and structured comments.

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOOTBALL AT NESCAFE

Firstly Please You welcome to join us and watch the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE games at Cafe Nescafe Fordsburg tonight at tomorow.

Tonight: Liverpool vs Inter Milan.
Tomorow: Man Utd vs Lyon.

I will be there by 8.30. Seth and Azee I hope ypu F#4kers are coming


GERSHING IT UP ON SWOOSH0018
This weekend myself and Mamoo went on three days to Kelvin. I said Come on Mamoo, Arsenal will play a second string team which they did and duely lost. Anyways we were out. Rocked up to one guys house,Owe was braaing and had a Liverpool Kit. I asked him "Connection, Whats teh Score. He said 1-0 against Barnsley. I said safe. Next thing while we were busy, I see missed calls from Rashid Cassim, Mo Hugo Boss, and sms's from the Kop.

I reckon whats going on here now. And then the tragedy broke. Now the F#4ken MANCS believe it or not were phoning me and smsing me LEFT,RIGHT and Centre. I sent a message back "Brothers, I am out for three days, Please my fiqr is high, I will not talk of Doonya Things"

Barnsley, f#$ken Barnsley. And I hear we just couldnt score.And they deployed Man Utds tactic of theft and Stole from us in stoppage time. Earlier on I spoke to Rash Cassim. He said GET RID OF ALONSO. And trues Bob it was Alonso who refused to tackle in the ensuing goal from Barnsley.
I said, Nah things will get better. In the Esha Bayaan, I see Mamoos phone beeping. four times in the duration of the program. I seen him smile.And then i said, The Mancs are winning. And 4-0. I phoned FAAIZ OZ. i SAID "You Arsenal BAS#$ds CANT DO ANYTHING. (for the critics of the blog, I was swearing when we were buying Charcoal at Shell, so ease up). And that was the weekend. Abuse via sms and sorrow from the Kop Lads.

The only Joy I had was watching Del Pieros belter of a free kick to sink Roma. It was a great win for Juve. I just hope Donadoni picks him for Euro 2008.
Madrid lost as well I think. For Critical analyisis on the games Il leave it to my writers.
But Liverpool What is Happening. Where are We, What are we going to do


THEATER OF DREAMS
By LAAL CHAVEL (RED RICE)






DVD Review
Recently got my hands on the 06/07 season review DVD titled CHAMPIONS. Its an absolute must have for all you die hard United Fans. A brilliant DVD which covers every game of the season including League, Champions league & Cup Games. It’s easy to navigate, you can jump to any games highlights from the menu and it has plenty of player interviews plus every goal of the season – watching Ron THE DON slam in his 20+ goals is just pure entertainment. Also a few extra’s which include the title celebrations at the Theatre & the United vs. Euro 11 exhibition game. Superb video with great production quality, it was organized from a connection of a connection. Da only flippin shit ting is you gotta get a dual layer DVD to clone & those suckers are expensive. Time to WORK it!!

PROSPECTS
New signing Rodrigo Possebon made an eye catching debut in the reserves, United old boy & MUTV pundit Pat Crerand raved about his performance & confidence. Will this be the era of Porra’s & Brazilians at United?
SAF has hinted at the interest in Karim Benzema of Lyon dubbed the new Zidane by some, perfect way to unsettle them before the Euro clash if you think about it. Rodrigo & Benzema below.



United’s tour to South Africa
Yebo yes ManU will be touring S.A this winter from July 19-26. The 3 team tournament will once again comprise of Chiefs & Pirates in the Vodacom challenge. The format will be exactly the same as last time with United in the final playing the winner of the Soweto derby. Maybe we’ll see Manucho in action here as Fergie said: "The 2008 Vodacom Challenge will mark Manchester United's third visit to South Africa and will create a platform for many a rising star to elevate their level of play in order to strive to become a regular member of the Manchester United starting line-up for the new English Premiership season."

GAMES
Last Games vs. the AssNil (4-0 THRASHING)
How we didn’t score 7 goals still puzzles da mind ekse!! Rooney should have hit a hatrick, Park & Saha had brilliant one on one opportunities with Lehman & should have done better. But what more can you ask for it was a superb footballing display. That’s the magic of United - responding well after disappointment. What was really disappointing is that the f*kin GOONS, & they deserved to be called GOONS are known for there unsportman behavior: remember the food throwing,Viera at one point had a record number of red cards in a season & AssNils discipline has always been a sore point for Wenger to deal with. Yet again in the hiding & football lesson we dished out to them they lost control & decided to kick out & dive. Eboue’s kick on Evra was shocking, Toure’s studs up on Nani was shamefull. Gallas blatant kick on Nani was uncivilized & he was damn lucky to stay on the pitch. And to cap it all off Adebayor decides to show the theatre his acting skills with a pathetic dive. Which he was rightly yellow carded for.
Man of the Match had to be Fletcher unbelievable display from his usual poor performances. Fergie was right he is a big game player. Anderson & Carrick were running circles round Fabregas, who looked like a schoolboy learning from the pros. I’ve never seen a game where the crowd started applauding every pass on the half hour mark. Wenger looked like he was in Sikhraat cos every goal sent Gibhraat up his Ass.



Rooney opened the account, Fletcher scored a double & Nani was brilliant on the left. That GOON Eboue was sent packing. We dished out a thrashing with almost a second string attack. Tevez, Ronaldo & Giggs were missing, who’s the idiot that called us a one man team?
Which reminds me “Congratulations to Barnsley, f*kin Barnsley on ruling the city of Liverpool in 2008.”
Huh!!

FA CUP Quarterfinal draw looks like another United v Chelsea Final?
Sheff Utd or Middlebrough v Cardiff
Man Utd v Portsmouth
Bristol Rovers v West Brom
Barnsley v Chelsea

Next Game vs. Lyon Kickoff 21:30 Wed 20th Feb (SS5)
Good thing we rested some star players so hopefully Ron, Tev & Giggs can make a real impact away in France.

Vs Newcastle kickoff Sat 23rd Feb 19:00 (SS3)
The Geordies will be bewering after the last blasting we dealt out to them. Away game & we need to keep up the momentum.

CHAVILINHO

FROM THE KOP END BY
EJAZ KHAN
Inter fighting tonight at Anfield

the Kop end, literally


“See Dirk, this is how you stop a ball”


Torres is fit and raring to go


Guess who’s back ?


You the weakest link, Crouch,
No you the weakest Dirk ! Stop pushing me “



Shut up, both of you are weak !

LIVERPOOL VS INTER MILAN



Once again, Liverpool’s erratic form sees them sitting in fifth position, out of the League Cup and most recently knocked out of the FA Cup by Barnsley, and once again, The UEFA Champions league is the last light at the end of a very dark tunnel. Playing against Inter Milan, current Serie A leaders and in fine from, just makes that task an even higher mountain to climb. But it is at Anfield, and European nights are always a different kind of special, and a special atmosphere builds up on Merseyside. The pedigree of this great club in European competition, is something that can never be overlooked or ignored. “WE WON IT 5 TIMES” rings out from the Kop, bearing testimony to this fantastic achievement, and Liverpool will be pushing to alter that song a bit. “6 times” sounds so much better.
Fernando Torres is fit and ready, Liverpool’s goal machine is used to playing with a wall of pressure on his shoulders from his days at Atletico Madrid, but even he will know that tonight the pressure could be overwhelming. He needs to rise to the occasion. These are the challenges he joined Liverpool for, after all.Most fans will be excited with the prospect of seeig Daniel Agger return after a long injury lay off. The ball playing defender will be a welcomed addition, and at least we might be spared of a hoof-a-thon usually associated with Carragher and Hyppia. Rafa seems to keep everyone guessing with his selections and well, its not the good type of surprise tactics, more like what the … was he thinking?
Steven Gerrard, who hasn’t been playing at his high tempo best for a while now, needs to step. He is a world class player, and would grace any top team in world football. Problem is, when you playing with the likes of Dirk Kuyt, Jon Arne Riise, Harry Kewell, it can be a tad stifling, to say the least. Kuyt, who scored on Saturday after an embarrassing 6 months barren spell, will sadly bne remembered as the worst player EVER to play for Liverpool, he is completely out of his depth in the english league, and should return to Dutch league. In a place where Marijuana is legal, how hard can it be for a useless striker to score against goofed defenders ?
It will suit his run around like a headless chicken style of play.
Riise is currently the worst defender in the UK, he is simply atrocious and that’s putting it mildly.

Ryan Babel is a brilliant buy,and the youngster is coming into his own, and playing really good football in the process. He is one of our few effective attacking threats, and Rafa taking him off on Saturday, shows he is going to feature heavily tonight.

If Liverpool win tonight it will be their 100th win at Anfield in European competition. Their 3-1 European Cup Semi-Final First Leg victory over Inter in 1965 was their third.

C’mon you Reds, it all you’ve got left to play for, Do it for the fans.

THE SUPER 14 KICKS OFF

IM LOOKING FOR A WRITER TO COVER THE SUPER 14 FOR ME.

Criteria. A weekly post on a Monday for the Super Tuesday.

SAY IT LIKE IT IS, JUST BE YOUR SELF.

Email a word document with max 5 pics to swoosh0018@gmail.com.

Thats it. The post is up for Grabs. Any takers.

Oh and I wont expose Your Identity.

For now I just had to copy from news24.com

SA teams make strong S14 start
2008-2-17 20:08
Cape Town - South Africa's Rugby World Cup winner Bryan Habana picked up where he left off last season to help the Bulls make a successful start to the defence of their Super 14 title.
Habana, who was named as the IRB's World player of the Year after a magical season in 2007, continued his fairytale run of form by scoring the only try in the Bulls' 16-9 win over the Stormers in Cape Town on Saturday.
The flying wing, who also scored the winning try in last year's Super 14 final, dived over four minutes before the break, but hurt his arm and did not return in the second half.
Last year's beaten finalists, the Sharks, also got off to a winning start with a 17-10 win over Australia's Western Force in Durban on Friday.
Fullback Stefan Terblanche, who was called into the team when French flyhalf Frederic Michalak withdrew with a calf injury, scored the winning try midway through the second half.
South Africa recorded a third win during the opening round when the Lions pipped the Cheetahs 23-22 in Bloemfontein on Saturday, with replacement flyhalf Earl Rose landing two late kicks to decide the match.
New Zealand and Australian teams won two matches each over the first weekend, which was played under a range of experimental rules which made the games fast and exciting but did not produce the feast of tries expected.
The Crusaders and Blues, the most successful teams in the tournament's history with nine titles between them, both collected bonus points after racking up easy wins while the Waratahs and Reds started off on the right foot after finishing at the bottom of the standings in 2007.
The Crusaders ran in four unanswered tries on a wet and cold Friday night in Christchurch to hammer Australia's Brumbies 34-3.
Flyhalf Dan Carter, playing his first serious match since the All Blacks were knocked out of the World Cup quarter-finals, rebounded from last season's dip in form to put in a brilliant all-round display, scoring a try and kicking four conversions and two penalties for a personal haul of 19 points.
"The conditions made it a little bit tricky but I thought we adapted well. Four tries, we're pretty happy with it," Crusaders captain Richie McCaw said in a televised interview.
The Blues scored three second half tries to beat their New Zealand rivals the Chiefs 32-14 at Eden Park on Friday.
Lock Troy Flavell, wing Joe Rokocoko and replacement Ben Atiga took advantage of the tiring Chiefs defence to cross the line after the Chiefs had led 11-8 at the interval.
"I was really pleased with the guys in the second half," captain Flavell said.
"We were a bit tighter and able to execute our game plan a bit more. It was a good hit-out for us." to deny the Australians any chance of a late comeback.
Exciting young fullback Lachlan Turner scored two tries to lead the Waratahs to a convincing 20-3 victory over New Zealand's Hurricanes in Sydney. Loose forward Rocky Elsom also crossed while former rugby league international Timana Tahu made an impressive debut after switching codes this season.
"We knew last season wasn't too good so it's a good start for us," Waratahs coach Ewen McKenzie said.
Last year's wooden spooners, the Reds, were awarded two disputed tries then survived a late fightback from New Zealand's Highlanders to win 22-16 at Brisbane on Friday.
The Reds outscored the Highlanders three tries to one but there were doubts about two of their tries scored off rucks. However they were given the benefit of the doubt by South African referee Marius Jonker.

CRICKET ON SUPER TUESDAYS.

Again here we looking for a writer. Make the Super Tuesday Post Yours in terms of Cricket.

Hash scored a brilliant hundred in Bangladesh. Good on ya my man. Hash we Support You all the Way. Brilliant. This kinda Thing makes me very HAPPY

Okay, The Super Tuesday is becoming Popular. So I thought Il add the Super Analysis In. Now the Super Analysis is doen by me So well I should recieve some flak.But f#4k it. The comments can roll...It must. Okes will shed their input to.So here goes

MUGG OF THE WEEK: RAFA BENITEZ. Why.

Do I have to explain again. Rotation ,Rotation, No mohabett within the squad and losing to Barnsley

THE GOAL OF THE WEEK THAT I SEEN OR HEARD PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT:

Alex Del Pieros free kick against Roma. A belter

Worst hairstyle of the Week

Carlos Valderamma. Remember coming back from Mads in 1990.And seeing that on TV

Sledge or Insult of the Week

Daryll Cullinan & Shane WarneSouth African Daryl Cullinan was making a comeback into the team after spending 2 years on the sidelines due to injury and poor form. As he made his way to the wicket at the start of his innings, The "porky" Aussie leggie Shane Warne tried to unsettle him and play on his nervousness "I have been waiting 2 years for this opportunity to humiliate you in front of your own crowd". Cullinan, not new to such tactics replied "Looks like you spent it eating".

LOOKALIKE OF THE WEEK

Ronaldo was seen loafing around.He lost weight also