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This week on Super Tuesday we have Ejaz and Chavel as our usual panel of experts. Of course there will be alot of banter inbetween. After the VOLCANO erupted at POMPEY, This will be a Super Tuesday. No super 14 Update today though but Super Tuesday it is

From The Kop End
NEWcastle, same old sh_te for Keegans’ barcodes
Ejaz Khan

Fernando Torres named Barclays Premier league player of the Month

Torres continues his scoring run with a dummy of note before slotting past Harper, Gerrard pinging in a perfectly placed thru’ ball

Torres turns provider to setup Gerrard who dinks the ball over Harper

Thank Goodness Rafa didn’t listen to Gerrard and Carra to brink Owen back, ‘cause he is clearly finished

5 wins in a row now and the Reds are back to winning ways. Torres is as good as it gets, and has been set a target of 30 this season by Rafa. He looks well on his way to making his target and exceeding it too. Definitely worth ever penny spent. Torres and Gerrard combined brilliantly throughout, and it seems Rafa has figured out how to best use Stevie G (Free role, mostly just behind Torres). Their understanding is growing, and it can only lead to better things in future

DIC blocked by Tom Hicks

Dubai investment Capital have not managed to secure part ownership of Liverpool Football club. The stubborn Yank has released a statement on the official website: "DIC made it clear that if they invested in the Club, they would want it to be managed by committee. Based on my thirteen years of successful experience as an owner of professional sports teams, and based in particular on the situation at Liverpool Football Club over the past year, it is clear to me that such a committee approach would not be in the best interest of Kop, of the Club or of the Club's loyal and passionate supporters. "Accordingly, I have decided to exercise my right under the Kop Football (Holdings) Limited partnership agreement to veto any sale of any portion of Kop and the Club to DIC.”
Lets just hope this does not cause a loss of concentration when the players runout at the San Siro tonight.

Inter Milan 0 - Liverpool 2 (aggregate)
An early goal for the Reds will finish it off, though I’m pretty sure Rafa will go there with a defensive attitude. But with Rafa, in Europe, you never question too much.
Inter Milan are still the Champions of Italia, and at the San Siro , anything can happen.

Some wonderful upsets this weekend in the FA Cup. I’ll let Chavel give the excuses

THEATER OF DREAMS

By LAAL CHAVEL (RED RICE)

Inside the Theatre
The Final Stretch
It was’nt in our taqdeer my dear brudders. A painful result vs. Portsmouth. Of all the teams in the FA CUP we had the hardest route facing Premier League opposition teams all the way. But it looks like fate has it this year is the year of the underdog. That as they say in England is the romance of the FA CUP - the minnows can upset the top dogs on their day & go all the way. Cardiff, Barnsley & West Brom completing the trio of Championship hopefuls. A weekend of mixed fortunes, the league title now lies in our grasp with the gunners dropping yet another 2 points. We have to focus on positives although the league title race is far from over the goons have blown a 5 point lead, their young talent clearly lack the experience of winning a title. Looking ahead, Sunday the 23rd of March will be billed as the Clash of the Titans – a day which sees us facing the fools at home & the Gunners facing Chelsea the same day, these games should light up the blog once again. On April the 5th the Goons will play the Fools at the Emirates. A week later in a game that could decide the championship United face off against the Arsenal at the Theatre. Finally another potential title decider on the 26th of April when we play Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. Poor Chelsea in line to win nothing domestically, smacked by Barnsley for all the millions they’ve spent. Bastards deserve it. They stole our CEO Peter Kenyon, they stole Jon Obi Mikel & when we were inline to sign players like Arjen Robben, they spied on our scouting system & lured players way for money & not passion. Kenyon arrogantly made the statement last season the premiership would be “ a league of one “, but we got our trophy back. Retaining the title should be Uniteds priority.
Two cracking months of football lie ahead.
Crucial Fixtures:

Prospects
Potential crisis here as Van Der Sar is out with a groin strain & Kusczak is suspended for the next game against Derby. Ben Foster could well make an appearance & not go out on loan. Is this his big break> Lets see…

Games
Last Game v Portsmouth (0-1)
What a tragedy of a match, we were fcukin robbed. Robbed I tell you!!. It was an uphill battle from the first foul. We were playing against a12 man Portsmouth squad with one of their players wearing black blowing the whistle. A cruel game denting our treble dream. Those pompey bastards got away with a lot of dirty play. I wont moan about us not getting a penalty but if you have no intention of playing the ball & simply want to take out the man what other decision can you give? Their penalty decision - if you study the replay Kusczak made absolutely no contact with Baros, that ex liverfools fcukin diver got our man sent off, & the ref was just too happy to hand out the red card. The pic below clearly show Baros is still on his feet after Kuszcak passes him. Fcukin diver he must have learnt those skills at the kop. Fergie came out lambasting the officials & the ref which might land him in some trouble with the F.A. Watch Fergies reaction on the game here: http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid958992159/bctid1446723199

Next Game vs. Derby (Kickoff Sat 15 Mar 17:00 SS3)
Still a game in hand , time to tighten the grip & keep up the pressure. We have to capitalize on the 2 points dropped by the goons.

Chavilinho

TIT ' BITS
MUGG OF THE WEEK:

This weeks Mugg of the Week has to be Avram Grant. One thing that always Erks me is managers of no calibre that are paid monstrous salaries but dont have the backing.

Grant is not in the class of Hiddink and Sven etc, yet he sits on Abrahamovic's payroll. Even Bai Gora would have got them so far. And no Drog. No No, Avram in the voice of the cruel lady from the Weakest kink , YOU ARE THE MUGG OF THE WEEK, GOODBYE

THE GOAL OF THE WEEK THAT I SEEN OR HEARD PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT:

The penalty by Suliman Montari that Sunk the MANCS, Who could argue with me there.he he

HAIRSTYLE OF THE WEEK

LOOKALIKE OF THE WEEK

SPORTING INSULTS

Glenn McGrath & Eddo BrandesGlen McGrath, employing gamesmanship tactics tried to get under the skin of Zimbabwe player Eddo Brandes. He ran up to Brandes during a follow through and enquired: "Oi, Brandes, why the hell are you so fat?" Without missing a beat, Brandes replied "Cos every time I f**k your wife she gives me a biscuit"
The spontaneous retort sent even the aussie slip fielders into delirium who were seen lying on the ground clutching their stomach all the while as McGrath retraced his steps to the start of his run-up for his next delivery