WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

Many things happening this weekend. First up was Foxtrotting with Cesc Fabregas on Friday. Dont want to go into detail but just remember a FOX TROT pizza. On Saturday was a SPORTS CHAT at Kentucks. The panel of experts was myself, mo, Junski, Di Danks, Hazrat & Mols. It entailed some great debates, even some cricket. I hear that there is a indian lity thats doing well in teh under 19 world cup.Took some wickets. On Sunday was a star studded function again. Plenty footballers on show here. More so it was a KOP Function. It was great to be rubbing shoulders with so many Koppers. Only thing missing was singing YNWA when the bride and groom left. Lol. Waseem,Zee Mayet, Mams, Baboo Wadee,The Anfield hardcore was there.And it seemed to have rubbed off on liverpool.3-1 against Bolton. But glittering function. Closest I think wel get to a European night on home soil. Oh and the reigning tunnie champios Gknotts and Gminty were there too. So surrounded by Stars is what I call it.

FROM THE KOP END
3-1 against Bolton, Good result. I said to Mams, Now IF ONLY WE WERE SO CONSISTANT. Oh and I chatted to the lads about the new grey strip we will be donning next year. Perhaps the omen will come back. The grey Candy strip was the last of the Mohican's. But a good Liverpool result and well we can rejoice as we already have a foot in the door against Inter

THEATER OF DREAMS
Had a meeting with a badaam and I just saw the MANCS 3-0 up. I said , what to do now. At Kentucks on Saturday Night we debated against Die Danks and Hazrat about who the star player of Utd has been this season. We spoke about Carrick, the 18 million pound Mugg whom many believe has had a cracker of a season.I dont know what the MANCS think on who has been a star performer beside Ronnie. But they once again easily got three points and are proving to be dangerous. Wel see what Chavel says...

ALWAYS A GUNNER
f#4ks sake. We can never rely on Wengers men, They hold a 1 point lead. You know whats a bad is when the MANCS are allowed to come from behind. Now Gunners, remember what was said in the beginning of the year. "WENGERS LITYS WILL THROW IT AWAY". Any comments. At least they stole in the end and the MANCS are a pint behind. Nicholas Bendtner the Robin Hood who steals from the rich and gives to the poor

CHEL$KI
4-0. And Ballack in the centre stage again. Does anyone know what happened to FRANK LAMPARD. LOKS. Please answer. And to the neutrals one of the debates at KENTUCKS was that Lampard is the c#$kest and most overated player. But a healthy four for Chelsea. Oh and comments please about the bust up with KATE AND Terry. Other speculation at the Bridge is that Grant is history at the end of the season

SPANISH LA LIGA

Robinho to the rescue again for Madrid. Like someone told me, Madrid score alot but tehy freakin concede.just as many. Barca failed to maintain pace but how was Ronaldinhos bicycle. I wonder if Rijkaard will leave. Lucky Madrid.In the class of Mr Loonat himself

Serie A Roundup:

I was happy Inter the bAS@#ds lost. Roma moved into second and Milan drew to Lazio. What is happening in Serie A. Topsy turvy

I want to ask the readers this question. As I have been lambasted by okes saying Serie A is a S#ite league. Is it?

More on juve later

LOCAL ROUND UP

Sundowns, Chiefs, Pirates all in the Perishaans (Problems). What is happening?

Is it the Load Shedding.

Forza Juve

We lost again. The Referees have been giving us a raw deal after Christmas.It there for all to see. Fiorentina stole from us in stoppage time. And since Sissoko came we playing like Liverpool. Sissoko the b@#tard sold us last week.Tried to bicycle kick in our 18 area,Almost took a swipe at the Reginna Players head. then he makes a piublic statement that he is better than Macherano.

Anyways we are third

Forza Juve

Always a Bianconero