SUPER TUESDAYS

What a weekend....In more ways than one. I started it off with an Italian Opera with a Badaam. Went to the Theatre for the first time. Sublime. Then Saturday I was with one of the 100 most sexiest women at a function at the Vaal. Relaxed and Tranquil. I spent the day eating predzils and watching the scenery, and Oh nature as well. Obviously my phone was beeping. Ballack scores a penalty with 5 minutes to go. Not one MANC sms'd me. So Saturday was sublime. Truely Sublime.

Now Sunday evening I attended a couzins 21st. And after that they had a Qawaali (Indian Music Display that puts people in a Trans). But this wasnt an intense Qawaals. First time I ever went to a Qawaals. The Aunties were enjoying it, Rolling back the numbers, jiving when they could. They even slaan a Qawali number called Nkosi Sikilele. Something different I tell you.

Monday, I just chilled and did F#4kall.

But back to the important stuff for Super Tuesday

THE MANCS VS CHELSEA-WHAT A THING
Every where I went people asked, But Swoosh that wasnt a Penalty. My response was rapid. I said F#4k it, Penalty or no Penalty the MANCS lost and its game on now. And you know what, the Mancs season could very well colapse after tonight. Ballack came big on the day. Now theres one important thing here............The Bogey of West Ham.

Let me take the Mancs back to the past. Remember that Title Season and the words. "Coles Through, Hes missed it" or "What a Save by Miklosko.
West Ham has always been the Mancs bogey. So who has the better run in. And I ask some questions. Was the toppie Fergusons tactics correct by resting some players. Is Europe more important than the Premiership MANCS?
AND OF COURSE WAS IT A PENALTY?

PREVIEW OF TONIGHTS GAME
Believe it or not I find Man Utd worse off than us. Fair enough both teams have to go out and win the game. But Barcelona certainly have the firepower to score at OT. Messi, Deco, Eto, Iniesta, Xavi. Fucken MANCS are going to get dumped out of Europe tonite. The game is Big.No Doubt.

We will be Watching Champions League Football at Cafe Nescafe tonite and possibly tomorrow.
But tonite for sure. Time: 8:30. Come watch the MANCS get dumped out of Europe

Elsewhere though it was just the usual stuff. Liverpool obviously resting the players for the Big one against Chelsea. We have to win the game. Im confident for one reason. Is that Rafa will now have to attack instead of sitting back. Its a good thing for us. As I said our Geraaks will always Collect. Just like how Shaka and Ridone used to punish Mollies and Ballie every Friday. Its Collection time. Interesting though is that Rafa has never won at the bridge..I think. But We must attack and away goals will see us throough.

Elsewhere in the World of Foootie ,It was a the usual grappling and tugging for UEFA spots and Champions league spots. Great win for Juve...thumping Lazio 5-2. Del Piero scoring again. He must go to Austria and Switzerland


LA LIGA ROUND UP
End in sight!!!
Irfaan Adam

4 games left, a 10 point gap, but Real Madrid aren’t still “officially” La Liga champs.
Although every Tom, Dick and Suliman knows that the title is staying in Madrid for another season, the booze is still on ice.

Villarreal made sure Madrid’s party celebrations were put on hold, after a 1-0 win against Real Betis. Brazillian born Spanish international brought out the Branco in him, with a pile driver from nearly the halfway line.

That was all the Yellow Submarines needed as they held on to a 1-0 victory. Senna’s goal, definitely a contender for goal of the season.

Madrid made sure the title will be theirs next weekend after they cruised to a 3-0 win over Bilbao at the Bernabeu.

Madrid should seriously think about naming a stand after Iker Casillas. Once again he was on top form and pulled out a penalty in the first half.
The missed penalty kicked some life into the home team and Javier Saviola made the most of getting some rare game time by opening the scoring. Robben and Gonzalo Higuain sealed the 3 points.
With only 12 points to play for, victory for Madrid over Osasuna next weekend will guarantee them the title.

While Raul, Casillas & company are celebrating, Levante became the first team to be relegated.

Levante have been playing with some spiet in recent weeks but they were outclassed by Recreativo Huelva, a team who could be joining them in the lower leagues next season.

Casillas: A Madrid Legend

If only Barca can play on Wednesday like they played on Saturday, then Sir Alex will be smiling from Earhole to Asshole. Even though Rijkaard retained only 3 players from the United game, the Catalans were outplayed and outclassed.

The gamble didn’t pay off and Deportivo La Coruna ran out 2-0 winners. Barca has now won only one in their last nine games and is a point behind Villarreal.

Atletico Madrid looked to seal down 4th spot after a 1-1 draw away at Getafe. The hosts started brightly and took the lead in the 13th minute. Atletico’s star man Sergio Aguero equalized just before half time and both teams sealed a fair share of the points.

Transfer Rumours

Rijkaard admitted that Ronaldinho has played his last game for Barcelona

Sol Campbell might join his Pires at Villarreal

Jose Mourinho has spoken about managing at Barcelona and Real Madrid

Liverpool might be bidding for Atletico’s Maxi Roderiguez and Chelsea are willing to pay £35m to sign Argentine wonderkid Sergio Aguero.

Barcelona want Bayern left-back Philip Lahm.

Chelsea have told Real Madrid that they must pay £18m to sign Didier Drogba. Zlatan Ibrahimovic has also been mentioned as a target.

And finally

Samuel Eto’o might be playing for Spurs next season

Ferrari one-two. Get used to it.


'Ferrari one-two. Get used to it. For the second race in succession the Scuderia won without breaking sweat. A burst around the Circuit de Catalunya from pole in a car this good was like a Sunday afternoon mowing the lawn for Kimi Raikkon who took another confident step towards a second consecutive drivers title when he led the Spanish grand prix from start to finish to make it two wins in the season's first four races.
There was plenty of drama firstly for Heikki Kovalainen who briefly took over the lead ahead of the first round of pit stops. On lap 23 the MP4-23 suffered a front left wheel failure that sent the Finn across the gravel trap at turn nine at almost unabated speed, burying most of the car in the tyre barrier. Triple F1 Champion Sir Jackie Stewart "If that had happened in my day he would not have had a hope in hell of walking away from it. Watching it and seeing how deeply the car was buried was just atrocious. According to McClaren he was pulling 26Gs when he hit the tyre wall at an estimated 220km/h.
Nick Heidfeld fell victim of the badly thought out rules that govern this sport. With the safety car out and pits closed, Heidfeld was forced to pit from fifth position and required fuel. As a result he incurred a ten second stop and go penalty that effectively ended his race there and then. Fernando Alonso’s started from second and on lap 35 whilst running fifth, the Renault V8 failed and ended the Spaniards home race.

The simple fact Kovalainen was alive after smashing into a tyre wall at a force greater than a jet pilot who's just pressed the ejector button was a miracle

2008 FIA Formula One World Championship
1 Räikkönen, K Ferrari 29
2. Hamilton, L McLaren 20
3 Kubica, R BMW Sauber 19 Massa, F Ferrari 18
5 Heidfeld, N BMW Sauber 16
6 Kovalainen, H Renault 14
7 Trulli, J Toyota 9
8 Webber, M Red Bull 8
9 Rosberg, N Williams 7
10 Alonso, F McLaren 6

2008 FIA Formula 1 Constructors' World Championship

1 Ferrari - 47
2 BMW Sauber 35
3 McLaren - 34
4Williams - 12
5 Toyota - 9

FROM THE KOP END


By Ejaz Khan






Damien Plessis earns another start for the Reds




Jermaine Pennant for once in his liverpool career was truly outstanding

Peter Crouch scores the first of liverpool's comeback


Emiliano Insua was 10 times better than Riise in the 10 minutes he was on the field


Rafa Benitez urges his players to keep focus although everyone had 1 eye on Wednesday


Benayoun scores though it took a thick deflection

Liverpool's draw away to Birmingham on Saturday, coinciding with Chelsea's victory over the Mancs (Yeah!) goes along way in the psychologiocal mindsets of the respectful teams going into the all crucial semi final second legs tonight and tomorrow.
Rafa Benitez was once again able to rest key players, Fergie and Avram, in two minds as to whether to field weakened squads, but did not have the liberty of doing so, as their fight for the Title hits the last turn. Liverpool go into tomorrow's game with all stars fit and raring to go, United and Chelsea battered and bruised after a solid battle on saturday. Chelsea emerged victorious, so moral is high going into the game, but they are weary, as they know Gerrard and Co have to go all out. Its going to be a another memorable semi final, and the Reds go out, we know they wil go out fighting...C'mon You Reds