IF THE MANCS WIN TOMOROW
I WILL SHAVE ALL MY HAIR OFF. I WILL TAKE A NUMBER 1......
it took me six months to grow this grizzly mop, hectic hairstyle, sometimes nice wen its gelled hair style. It will be sad to see it go
THATS IF THE MANCS WIN.........................IF
Are you sure you really want to do that?
ReplyDeletelol you mad
You going bald buddy, bald!
ReplyDeleteMichael Carrick!
Something tells me you gonna go into the weekend not needing a comb for another 6 months.
ReplyDeleteWe gonna sit back, relax and enjoy the fact the our boys kicking Blue Butt is gonna hurt more than just one group of supporters!
On a side note: I got back from travels abroad and read an interesting article, which had stats on EPL games.
# Guess which team enjoys the honour of being the most watched EPL team every season?
Thats right boys and girls: Man Utd
# Now heres an interesting one: In every single Man Utd game, outside of the UTD supporters, guess which teams supporters are watching Utd's games, whether their teams playing Utd or not?
Right again boys and girls, the Livertwat supporters!
To be honest, I dont think i can blame the Livertwatians for watching more United games this season. Their own games were so kak, my dog watched one and never came back home since!
LoL.. Just your hair..
ReplyDeleteThats cant be that bad..
Im gonna wear a MANC kit every Sunday for the rest of the ball season..
YNWA
Zk if the sharks dont win
ReplyDeleteyou got to change your front teeth to gold an all
ozymandias
Hey Swoosh
ReplyDeleteI think you should reconsider.
Your Nazr keeps on back firing on you. Your site should be renamed to www.eating.humble.pie.EVERY.week.com
Rather support the scum, then maybe they will start loosing.
Any side bets of liverpool 'as per usual' fucking it up AGAIN next year???
I dont see you getting married anytime soon, but you already knew Liverpool would bail you out of that one right???
ABR
tonight is going to be a very interesting game. I think more of a midfield battle and a low score.
ReplyDeleteHa. 3-1 to United and end this shit coz I had enuf of this crap abt a no name brand Chelsea with a pig managing the team. So all u guys and gals out there if u want to support pork and ham then be blue if not be red red hot.
ReplyDeletehey killa - why don't you include shaving your head as well. that will be interesting a bald killa with a manc shirt
ReplyDeleteAnd get mini also to do it - his hair style is kak
Oh God PLEASE let Man Utd win for no other reason other than Swoosh cutting his hair!!
ReplyDeleteCalling all swoosh blog readers --- please help the refugees --- thanks
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8 hours to go! its going to be massive!
ReplyDeleteYa killa.
ReplyDeleteGo for it.
U always brag about "zee GERMAN"
Do it for Ballack. Put ur hair on the line.
LLO
good luck to my fellow man united supporters !!!
ReplyDelete"go" IN SIR ALEX WE TRUST
shave your pubics!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletei will get a PIM babe to help you!
go, what a night awaits us! if sir alex does it he will have done what very few have done, to come back 9 years later and win the thing with a new squad! sublime!
ReplyDeletego you good thing go! over!
tension is growing i cant work. its already getting too much. this is the big one! i neeed a few cold ones to calm down! does nescafe have alcohol on the menu?
ReplyDeletememories of 99 are fresh! teddy and ole gunner! i cant sit through another one like that!
ReplyDeleteshave you armpits! shave you legs your chest whatever the hell u want? just make sure the blogg is red tomorrow! no oprah winfrey, or cable theft stories etc!
ReplyDeletei see that Real are back to their dirty tactics in trying to sign Ronaldo.
ReplyDeleteChelsea have the owes that can turn a game in a moment..Thats dangerous
ReplyDeleteChelsea have the German !!!
ReplyDeleteThe German?
ReplyDeleteThe Pig?
Who you gonna call next?
Ghostbusters?
The Red Machine has marched to Moscow, and we aint leaving without the CL Trophy.
Terry and his boys gonna be rubbing Deep Heat into their Blue Balls all night.
HAIR TODAY... GONE TOMORROW!
ReplyDeleteTHATS THE BALD FACT.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!
HEY SWOOSH, HOW BOUT I SPONSOR THE BLADES?
Our boys came, they saw, and they conquered...and all the time, poor ole Terry just cried like someone stole his lunchbox...
Im loving it!!
Maybe next year Chelsea and Livertwat, maybe next year...
But first you gotta beat The Red Machine... and if this season is anything to go by, i'd suggest you join the winners and quit supportin the losers.
Slippity slip, slippity slip, slip slip slip! It was a slippery night and it slipped from Chelsea. Don't worry Chelsea supporters, you can join the Bayern Munich supporters who are still mourning 9 years later. Maybe, you should come to South Africa and play an invitation game and get some luck also. Glory, glory man united-even the Moscow brigades are converting from their native team to United wearing the jerseys already. This blog is officially a NO Scouzer zone and anyone feeling blue should join them. HEHEHEHE!
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