We also have given Uncle Bai Gora a column on Supertuedays and lets read what he has to say regarding the Bafana Bafana.
EURO 2008 WAG X11
1. Keeper:Alena Seredova (Buffon, Italy)
2. Defender:Adelina Elisei (Chivu, Romania)
3. Defender:Rosaria Cannavò (Panucci, Italy)
4. Defender:Valentina Zambrotta (Zambrotta, Italy)
5. Defender:Nani Gaitan (Ramos, Spain)
6. Midfielder:Noémie Lenoir (Makélélé, France)
7. Midfielder:Oksana Andersson (Wilhelmsson, Sweden)
8. Midfielder:Anine Bing (Svensson, Sweden)
9. Midfielder:Nereida Gallardo (Ronaldo, Portugal)
10. Striker:Belen Rodriguez (Borriello, Italy)
11. Striker:Sylvie van der Vaart (van der Vaart, Netherlands)
DONT CLOSE THE DARWAJOH (DOOR) with Uncle Bai Gora
Swoosh0018.com: UBG. Ur thoughts on Bafanas draw with Sierra Leone
UBG: vho is Sierra Leone. Only Sierra I know is de car Sierra dat de owes drive in Durban, Ohkay...no jokes. dats vy i say, give me de job...somoene telling Santana vat to do. Its ridiculous
Swoosh0018: What do you think of Santanas results. 2 losses, a draw, one win. Many are blaming him.Is this fair?
UBG: Is deh anything dats ever fair in SA football. Ve let Queros, Troussier, Baxter go. Dey didnt give me de job. Vatch....Jomo will take over two veeks to go for vorld cup. Remember me
Swoosh0018: What is the problem. Are our guys treated too softly, Is it Santana, Are we just making Santana rich. Im tired of this situation. Is there hope Uncle Bai Gora?
UBG: Hope. vat de f#4k are you talking about Hope. You vant to know hope, Go see Perreira bathing in money at his place. Den youl see Hope
Swoosh0018.com: Sierra Leone played with 10 men behind the ball and barely bothered to attack. "Only one team tried to win this game," said Santana. "Only one team tried to score."
What do you make of this statement?
UBG: You must vin ur home games. As I said before ve are lacking in every department, mental and physical
Swoosh0018. Will we qualify Uncle Bai Gora?
UBG: Let me tell u a story lity. Ven I collected my pension in Parlock years ago, I vas valking.I met did aunty Sureshni. She vas nice.had very nice lungs and i vas swayed into taking her for lunch coz i had macha. Ay did aunty vas ordering everyting at Fishmonger, Prawns, lobsters, calamari. I vas deh sweating. After dat she reckon she vant desert. Ay she vas ordering, Kisses, toffee pudding..blueberry cheese cake, blackberry cheescake, I VAS JUST looking. Next thing she reckon I vant ssomething to vash did down wid Bai Gora. You vat i told her. Vy dont you drink the f34ken Umshloti RIver man.You f34ken draining me here.
Same thing Il tell you lity..You f34ken draining me here. Tell dem to f#4king get Guus Hiddink
Swoosh0018:Lol. LASTLY who you think will win Euro 2008?
UBG: As you alvays say, The curse and Bimari of Guus Hiddink. Russia vill vin. Becoz Guus is like me. Only he gets de chances to coach unlike me. Oh and I vant to go to Grand after to celebrate. As you alvays say..It vill be sublime
So SAFA, iF YOU NOT GIVE ME A CHANCE, I VANT GUus FOR OUR COUNTRY
SUPER TUESDAY DEVELOPMENTS FOR THE FUTURE
Ok for reading pleasure we have secured a GOLFING Column. Now Golf is the second sport for many proffessional sportsman and many of our lads are into it at the moment. Its virtually signed and sealed.
I must admit I tried it once . F43ken walked around and just couldnt hack it. Went to the driving range and struck a few balls.
Anyways Golfing by Gary Rameh (Gary "Player") will make its debut soon.
We also in process of securing a rugby column. Working on it by a lad who plays Rugby and he is Indian believe it or not.
The rest will be the same.......
So we looking forward to another BUMPER SEASON
Also anyone that has "BEEN THERE ,SONE THAT, met the greats, been to the great stadiums, email ur pics to swoosh0018@gmail.com
gary "rameh" what a name! sublime!
ReplyDeletebhai gora 4 president! i bet he would have reached peace in Zim. He would have talked Bob Mugabe into retiring!
News has it that Uncle Bai Gora is in Zim and secretly conspiring the formation of a resistance against Mugabe. Thats our man...
ReplyDeleteI Heard Uncle Bai Gora uses Tabasco sauce for eye drops
ReplyDeleteUncle Bai Gora makes even Onions Cry
ReplyDeleteThe UBG calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools UBG.
ReplyDeleteIt takes UBG 10 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
ReplyDeleteThe UBG calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Uncle Bai gora
ReplyDeleteBai Gora and two boere sit around a camp fire. The one boer says," Yesterday I took down two bulls at the same time with my bare hands!". " That's nothing." the other one replies." I caught a cobra in mid air while he was striking!" They both look at Bai Gora, as he just sits there quietly stirring the coals with his penis.
ReplyDeleteWhy did Arnold Shwartzengegar say "IL BE BACK"
ReplyDeleteCoz he was going to call Uncle Bai Gora
Uncle Bai Gora is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
ReplyDeleteUncle Bai Gora once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
ReplyDeleteUncle Bhai Ghoro and koekemoer for President and vice
ReplyDelete1. Iqbal appeared on Channel Islam once. Worldspace sales went up by six hundred percent that week
ReplyDelete2. Iqbal wasnt involved in 9/11 because Iqbal never crashes
3. Iqbal occupies Israel!
4. Iqbals mum invented the samoosa when she taught Iqbal geometry
5. Iqbal translated once in an Ijtima.. As a result Pakistan became 100% Muslim state
6. After he met Iqbal the emperor was only known as Akbar
7. The tunes from Iqbals naaths are converted into Bollywood tracks
8. Iqbal squared Zam..
9. Iqbal pelts all 3 shaytaans with one stone at hajj
10. Iqbal was denied Visa for entering America, even though he was only travelling to Laudium
11. Iqbal beat up Chuck Norris because his beard wasnt Fist Length
12. Eid is not celebrated unless Iqbal has seen the moon
13. All of Zain Bhikhas songs are written by Iqbal. In his sleep
14. Iqbal only stands for salaatus salaam when he is in the mood, but when he does, you better get your ass up!
15. Iqbal has used the same miswaak since 1964. Incidentally, his teeth are always white even after he eats paan
16. Umshini wam was actually first sung for Iqbal when he singlehandedly defeated the soviets in Afghanistan
17. Iqbal is so rich, he gives Bill Gates Zakaat
18. Iqbal figured out the Da Vinci code by just looking at the cover. He still thinks that Dan Brown is a Jaahil
19. Iqbal ate two baddam - now he remembers everything from birth
20. Iqbal doesnt need a mussallah compass - he always knows which direction to face qiblah
21. Iqbal can eat fish curry for iftaar and still not smell funny during taraweeh
22. Iqbal doesnt drink Sarbat. Milk is immediately sweetened upon touching his lips
23. Jummah had to be moved to Ellis Park stadium because Iqbal was giving the Khutba
24. Iqbal gave Isha azaan once.. The Aussies woke up for fajr
25. Iqbal went to madrassah once.. It got turned into a Darul Uloom
26. People started giving out Jalebi at Khatams because Iqbal has a sweet tooth
27. Gandhi adopted Satyagraha cos he didnt want to fight with Iqbal
28. Iqbal slaughters a bull for Qurbani ... himself
29. Iqbal has met joebanker from mxit in person...and organised sharia compliant finance for him.
30. The smileys on Iqbals mxit wear parda.
31. The other I in CII is for Iqbal
32. People give Kruger coins for Mehr. Iqbal gives Kruger Notes
33. Sanha certifies robertson spices. Iqbal certifies Sanha!
34. Iqbal is a messy eater. Last time he ran his fingers though his beard gift of the givers had enough rice for the burmese people
35. Iqbal gets haj visa. Every year
36. Iqbal AUTHORISES hajj visas
37. Iqbal sweats rosewater
38. Iqbal taught Maths to the Arabs
39. Iqbals wife gave mehr for him
40. Mathew Webb was the first man to swim across the English channel. Iqbal was the first man to spit paan across it.
so whose iqbal
ReplyDeleteis he UBG son
Unk Bhai Gora will kick your front teeth and your back teeth will get jealous.
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