WOZA 2010 WOZA-WE WANT UNCLE BAI GORA

I was at Chuckleberry's last night wacking teh ribs,,Sublime. Met one of theToppies (old Indian Men) From Benoni Spurs. Chatted about thegame. He said PATHETIC, How can we have a coach firstly that cant speak the language.

Anyways readers you guys understand my plight now about Uncle Bai Goras application.

He can do a better job and he needs money for nothing

We lost against Nigeria.We were poor. I know Azee and Co will say Give the man time....But honestly we are in Shambles.......

Swoosh0018 caught up with Uncle Bai Gora, briefly that is

Swoosh0018.com: Uncle Bai Gora..Your comments on the game?

UBG: Vie ver patetic. Vie need some Direction

Swoosh0018.com:UBG, What makes you think you can do the job.I mean you missed out on the Rugby Post.Must have been a blow:

UBG: Yes it vas,The trend is, Big Teams want to throw money away by hiring inexperenced coaches. Look at ass.Ve paying a man over 1 bar , He got no international experience. I got no international Experience...He vil and vil vant to sucumb to pressure of SAFA , He vil let SAFA put their hands into his pockets and play eit his balls wenever dey want, point his balls in direction. I dont mind that...Il let them run the show,act as I mind and dey can play with my bedas,I dont mind. I vont tell them off...And Il dust the carrpet for Jomo ven he is ready to step in two weeks before final. As for Rugby.......I had colour.

Bottom line I vant money and to get paid for f#4kalla and act as puppet

Swoosh0018.com: And Benni Mcarthy?

UBG: I vont vory about Benni. I vud have just been puupet, and SAFA vud have sorted Benni out. I cum from Old School ver vearing Jersey is important. If SAFA point my balls in Benni's direction.I pick him. In SA INTERNATIONAL football, The coaches just get fat salary and i vud have stood on ground in nice suit from de tailors Changoo and Mangoo in Fordsburg.de two bald brothers.They good tailors.Dey make good suit.I vear. Il look good for cameras and I vant media to put all blame on me and not my bosses. Becoz dey can never do wrong. Dey like Bush...He run country in chair, play wid uder presidents balls and da people like me are villing to do dirty vork

Swoosh0018.com: And will we pull of 2010?

UBG: Vy shouldnt vie. Lets compare. Gerrmany were buzzing two years before final. Vie got Xenaphobia, Vie got no power, Vie got petrol problems, Vie got interest hikes, they say vie got corruption. My experience covers all the above. Its like WFA veh ive manged before.Full of booty booty

Swoosh0018.com: How wasSantanas tactics?

UBG: Vat tactics, dey lacked comeetment. I vud have told them to make the crowd happy weedth skill. Dats vat our fans want. Viw must just look gud.

Swoosh0018.com: Tell us about your experience and background?

UBG: I got nutting. I just vatched soccer on Telly.I like the game. I manage some teams in local league. Dats vat SAFA looking for,dats why I vant Swoosh0018 to support my bid.And my pockets are open. And I vant my balls to played weeth and pointed. Oh and Im earning nutting in my current job. I vant to get paid BEEG money for doing buggerall. And I never stay in Sandton Sun...so it vud be a nice experience.Like for Rugby I vas happy.Dey were looking for Coach weed color. I thought seence no indian ever played rugby,Dey wud give de job to me. Its like. its like rich shopkeeper get ten shops ,den he put India man as manager, becoz dets wat dey must do. Areh, I dont know vat im saying..next qvestion baajie

The interview had to be cut short as UBG heard that the Rajastan Royals won teh IPL and sped off to watch the prize giving