WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH 100 MILLION

Lets say Penaltino (Christiano Ronaldo) gets sold for 100 million quid. To the readers if you were Sir Alex. What will you do with that 100 million quid?

A wise man once said to me at FTV where he partied with a host of badaams and models. i WAS ONLY 20. He said Swoosh...Come over here and chill with me. I said but "Im only a lightie and this is your party. Il feel skaam. He said Bajee ....In this Doonya Burfee and Meetai is for everyone.

On the same token this comes in as retrospect to Pokemons proposed move to replace Queros. Ejaz and the likes got a pasting becoz of POkemon. Now remember when the bA@3ards refused to sell us Heinze on principal.
At Liverpool we dont mind, We not like the MANCS. At Liverpool Only Uncle Bai Gora has walked alone

BALLON DIOR FAVOURITES
PENALTINO ,Ronaldo for Obvious reasons
Tores
and Iker Cassillas.

Who will it be. Is Euro 2008 bigger than the Champions League. If it is then the pendulam has swung Cassillas way. But then again Penaltino did f#4kall in the Champions League latter stages if you look at it?

THEORY OF SANLAM

You know regarding the Sakraat post earlier I wondered that once I was walking with on of my chics on Campus and everytime this buddy of mines used to see me carrying her file or bag or buying her Lunch he used to scream and say SWOOSH "SANLAM" Then he used to make his hands in the shape of the Sanlam Logo.

I fucken wondered now what is this oke on about. Sure as hell I asked him once what does he mean by this weird gesture"

He was feeling bad now so he said "Swoosh Your future is in good hands"

I looked at the Mugg and pulled the Jedi mind trick on him and said...

"Huh uh Bro "ITS RATHER LIKE MY CHIC GOT ME BY THE BALLS"

And so from that DAY on the theory of SANLAM was born

And Hamlet always says "Theres method in his madness"

I rest my case

Ronaldo's Girlfriend To Prevent Madrid Move?from goal.com

Rumour has it that Cristiano Ronaldo's special lady, one Nereida Gallardo, could prevent his move to Real Madrid. Not only is the Mallorcan said to be eager to remain in England, but there may also be a nasty surprise awaiting them if they move to Spain...

Britain's classiest newspaper, the News of the World, claims that tensions could be immediately high if Ronaldo moves to the Bernabéu due to the presence of Sergio Ramos, with whom Nereida enjoyed a brief fling.The paper gleefully squealed, "Cristiano doesn’t know Nereida’s already slept with one of Real Madrid’s top players."He’s a jealous guy and she’s kept it a secret from him because it’s something in her past. Sergio [Ramos is] a bit of a joker and the last thing she wants is him welcoming Cristiano to Madrid by announcing he’s already tackled his girlfriend."Apparently the tryst took place after the two hooked up at the glitzy Madrid nitespot Joy Eslava."Sergio was there with two friends and they and Nereida’s mates all ended up back at his house. Sergio was all over Nereida and ended up leading her by the hand into his bedroom," concluded the article.How much importance is actually to be placed on such gossip, even if true, is another matter entirely. As Cristiano and Nereida were not an item back then it hardly seems to be a make-or-break factor.Ms. Gallardo's craving for the limelight, though, could be a considerably greater influence.