Tuesday, August 26, 2008

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Real Ronaldo Set For Man City Move?
Brazilian legend Ronaldo could be on the verge of a move to Manchester City, with the Daily Telegraph claiming that the former Milan man has held talks with the Premiership club over a possible transfer.

The 31-year-old free agent is currently recovering from injury after he severed a tendon in his knee playing for Milan against Livorno in February.After a successful operation in Paris, it was revealed that he would be out of action for at least nine months. Ronaldo’s rehabilitation is said to be going well, and well ahead of schedule, but after his contract at Milan expired at the end of June, the Italian club refused to offer him a new deal.Now a free agent, Ronaldo has been linked to a number of clubs, including Flamengo, but the Daily Telegraph claims that El Fenomeno could be set for a sensational move to Man City.The Blues are looking for a big international name, for commercial reasons, and there are few bigger in the game than Ronaldo, who is a three time FIFA World Player of the Year, and the top scorer in the history of the World Cup.The Telegraph claims that Ronaldo has held informal talks over a possible move before the end of this week, but first the Brazilian must prove his fitness, as there are concerns over his weight.City's executive chairman Garry Cook appeared to admit an imminent move for Ronaldo when he told the Telegraph: “I've got to change the culture here. Today you can grow quicker than it took Manchester United. We just need a superstar.“China and India are gagging for football content to watch and we're going to tell them that City is their great content.“We are a global franchise entity. We told [manager] Mark Hughes not to come here if he thought we didn't need a superstar.”Man City failed earlier this summer in their bid for one superstar – Ronaldinho. Now they could succeed in a move for his compatriot and former namesake Ronaldo


Anthony Sormani -goal.com


THEATER OF DREAMS
THERES ONLY ONE DARREN FLETCHER
2 goals in 2 games from Darren Fletcher. I mean come on now. Even though the MANCS kept bombarding me with messages last night saying that "THERES ONLY 1 DARREN FLETCHER". I still say that he is a f#4king shit player. He is someone in the mould of Luke Chadwick. But yet this figure of Darren Fletcher keeps popping up at and scoring the most important of goals.


I want to ask the MANCS.......to please rate Darren Fletcher and his importance to the team


With regards to the game yesterday I thought Pompey will produce something spectecular as tehy have done so in teh past and they were playing at home. But Calamity and the Portsmouth MUGGS couldnt do f#4kall



UBG has got back from Beijing and as one comment stated lol He was really upset that David Beckham took his place in the end.Anyways UBG has been after this guy for long. More so Because UBG was running for the Bok Post when White was gone. UBG says that without a doubt De Villiers is this weeks MUGG of the Week. UBG cites his choice for two reasons. 1. De Villiers has brought terrible results. The 19-0 mauling of the blacks in Cape Town, the defeat to the Ozzies. SA are playing s@#e rugby. Secondly UBG who is not a solid speaker of the English Language insists that De Villiers must never ever give a press conference again. Does anyone agree with UBG , since they had a fat lot to say when UBG made Rooney the MUGG OF THE WEEK.
SUPER TUESDAY WAG
Adreana Karembeu , the wife of former Middlesbrough and French national player Christian Karembeu
Other quick snippets are that Berbatov is set to be poised to join the MANCS before August, Senderos is gone to Milan. It has been said that even Wengers maid and domestic worker wants to swop dusting furniture in London to Milan. Wengers Ferarri was damaged, they had to send it to Milan to get fixed. Maybe he must replace Ancelotti, take Fabregas and Toure and Milan will be Arsenal...............
Also Penaltino has made a public statement that he deserves the World Player of the Year Trophy as no one came close to him, the whole of last season
Comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weight-lifting commentator: This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw he snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.
2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother an father.
4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.
6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the Cox of the British crew.
8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.
9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said?
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36 comments:

  1. fletchers form has been good since last season. his dummy blast & delicate dink which rattled the crossbar in the charity shield tells you this lity has a bit of talent.
    he orchestrated arsenals drubbing last year in the FA cup. he sprayed around some excellent passes last night & got the credit he deserved. after a poor start to his United career he is finally starting to show the form SAF has been banging on about.

    Chavel

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  2. Chavel

    "GO" get some dhaal with your chavel.
    No Ronaldo no quality striker

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  3. Fletcher is a squad player. He aint 1st choice but when he gets his chance he delivers! thats the difference between the scouser scum and the double champs, our squad players are not total crap and do the business when they get game time.

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  4. azee worry about your own team and dont compare them to others! Fletcher is kak

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  5. Flethcher is better than torres. He doesn't wait for the ball to come to him adn then kicks for goal. He works harder than torres to get his goals-I think Flethcher is better than torres!!!! You can't compare Fletcher to torres coz their is only one Darren Fletcher!!!! Glory glory Man United, glory glory Man United. We won the double and the others can only dream and talk about it!!!

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  6. A Manc fan goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, every time I masturbate I cant help shouting 'glory glory man united'!"

    Doctor replies "Don't worry, a lot of wankers say that!"

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  7. UNITED ARE 2 POINTS BEHIND THE SCOUSER BUMS WITH A WHOLE SEASON TO "GO"

    WA HA HA HA HA HA

    SCOUSERS , BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID.

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  8. darren fletcher produces, cos he's got BIG MATCH TEMPRAMENT !!!!

    "go" THERES ONLY 1 DARREN FLETCHER

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  9. ekse owens we actually did the treble - Vodacom challenge

    chavel

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  10. philander is better then symonds coz hy is a kleurling!

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  11. if i were young i would like to play like darren fletcher!

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  12. dO U MUGGS RECALL CHRIS BART WILLAIMS? OR ROBBIE EARL, JASON EWELL, EFAN EKOKO?

    mARTY mCFLY
    "BACK TO THE FUTURE"

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  13. Marty Bhai

    Wimbledon and Nott Forest players..

    Do u remember Fernando Hierro and the legends that were ---> Rai and Carlos Dunga

    Do u remember Caniggia and Thomas Hassler..

    Do u remember the Rose Bowl in Pasadena where Robbie Baggio pulled a Robbie Baggio.

    Do u remember Eric Wynalda, George Hagi, Chapuisat, Dan Petrescu, Martin Dahlin, Kenneth Anderson,Rashid Yekini, Bryan Roy, Aaron Winter, Oleg Salenko (hit 5 against cameroon)

    Ooh Ahh Bhai Gora..

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  14. What about Jorge Campos?

    What about Monica Seles

    Ha Eeh Bhen Ghori!

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  15. do you remember MICHAEL THOMAS ??

    "go"

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  16. "GO" ask if I know a MUFC player not a scouser

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  17. Thomas was a LFC player..

    Do u remember Illi Dimetrescu..

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  18. ubg bart williams was first at shefield wednesday.

    what made carlos dezotti and pedro monzon notorious?

    marty mcfly
    "back 2 the future"

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  19. what about aldo serena, walter zenga,guido buchwald, guseppi gianini,karl heinz riedle, oscar rugerri, neerie pumpido,carlos guisti, jose louis brown, enzo scifo, tony schumacher?

    marty mcfly
    "back 2 the future"

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  20. chapuisat's first name was stefan! he was swiss!

    do u know allesandro autobelli?

    do u know craig dowd, olo brown and shawn fitzpatrick? what about richard loe? what about ewen mcekenzie, phil kearns and tony daly? what about willie ophahangawi?

    marty mcfly
    "back to the future"

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  21. aunty bhen gori, can i romance you?

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  22. A liverpoos fan goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, every time I masturbate I cant help shouting 'we never walk alone'!"

    Doctor replies "Don't worry, a lot of wankers say that!"

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  23. Marty Bhai

    Dezotti and Monzon were both sent off for fouls on JURGENS.. One on Kohler and one on Klinsmann..

    Do u remember Ariel Ortega..

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  24. aunty bhen ghoriTuesday, 26 August, 2008

    Ari Bhai you are wanting to romance me?

    I am married to the samoosalicious Bhai Ghora.

    Ooh Aah Bhai Ghora

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  25. ariel was supposed to be the next diego but never lived up to the tag!

    marty mcfly

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  26. i only remember go!

    go you good thing go!

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  27. UBG TOMB STONED UNDERTAKER AND DID A SHARP SHOOTER TO BRET THE HITMAN HART!

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  28. Who are you guys kidding? Fletche is shit!!!!!

    Fletcher is not even fit to polish Torres's boots !

    LFC RULEZ !!!!!

    FUCK MAN UTD!!!!!

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  29. Fletcher is better than torres, he can score in any game he wants-just that torres plays in every game. I'm sure if torres joins united he won't be needed-he would be benched all the time coz their are better players!!!!! Next season United are buying torres-he is going to be the official Janitor for Old Trafford!!!

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  30. I was listening to radio this morning when this oke called in to say that his neighbour who usually has a flag pole with the BOK flag flying on it, lowered it so it was flying at half mast!

    (Azee your thoughts???)

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  31. MICHEAL THOMAS WAS THE SCOUSER THAT SANK THE SCOUSERS HOPES IN THE LAST SECOND.........REMEMBER ???


    "go"

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  32. mini, its probable a white racist oke who is lowering his flag. de villers needs a chance. i see eddie jones also attacking him.

    he wants the boks to play more open rugby. under white they won the WC but played very negative defensive minded stuff. even before that we always relied on a more kicking dominated game.u cant change a mentality of a nation in three months.
    also the players have let him down, butch james had a blinder last year but has been poor this year. no smit and bakkies botha means the pack short of muscle! habana also injured.

    give the dood a reasonable chance!

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  33. go, didnt the scouser scum buy thomas after that?

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  34. Azee I waited long to say this

    "If the Guvee was here hel hit you on your head now."

    You and Seth need to smell the coffee. Jones was integral to World Cup success.

    And De Villiers keeps on saying that the World must watch and learn when SA starts playing that attractive brand of Rugby.

    De Villiers is admament he is doing the right thing

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  35. yes azee , they bought the same mugg that screwed them.

    "go" BUY A MUGG

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  36. GO BUTTER YOUR MIELIE YOU FAG!!

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