Wednesday, September 10, 2008

JIHAD : ABUS VS ALIS

For those that are new to the blog

ABU= Anyone but UTD
ALI=Anti Liverpool

WHO WILL WIN THE BATTLE

What can we say. Saturday is all about pride and Izzet. This game comes rather early in the year. So the importance of tables and positions are not that important at this stage.


But the pride certainly is. There is no worse feeling for me than losing to Manchester Utd and then facing all those MANCS in the street. Its horrible and since I have started this blog almost two years ago I have never won a battle. So come this Saturday pride and Izzet is at stake. And its BEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

DONT CLOSE THE DARWAJOH (DOOR)
By Uncle Bhai Gora

Obviously we had to get UBGS take on the big game this weekend and his predictions. This is what our pundit had to say.

According to the law of Averages and the Theory of Isaac Newton ONE VICTORY has to come this way and this weekend could be it. Also Sir Alex knows that you never slate a vounded man before any big game. His public criticism of Robbie Keane could prove his undoing this weekend.

Also Utd dont have Ronaldo. He vas the one man that made them win all the games last season. He von the Premier League for them. Other players to vatch from UTD are Vidic and Berbatov that I think could vin the game for them. Berbatov on debut could be very dangerous.

For Liverpool......Areh Bhaai, Areh bhaai. No Tores and Stevie G. And dey are looking shit thsi year...............BUT according to law of averages it is sometime the strange, the bizzare, the unexpected, I love that line my friend Jack Palance used to use in Ripleys believe it or Not. Just sometimes it is the shit that can pull it off and the law of averages says that thsi weekend the scousers will prevail. Dont ask me how but ven I foned Sanjay Gupta and he told me put 20 000 rupees on Greece in Euro 2008.

Also the Liverpool stink in defense.Dat fat owe Dosenna makes the grey kit look like a muscle top.Anyvay........My prediction accoding to LAW OF AVERAGES is Liverpool 2 Man Utd 0. Robbie Keane 2.

Thats me.Il talk after the game. Chal Apre Jaaich



OH HOW SWEET
Remember when we f#ked the MANCS up a few seasons ago. I will never forget that moment. Two screamers from Steven Gerard and Jhon Arne Risse. It was an incredible moment. We watched it in Lenz with all the Timers and couzees. And to see the MANCS sour like that was an unbelievable feeling. I remember my one cousin was so upset that he almost had it out with his father and drove off. In the interim he broke an oil sump. That will be famously remembered as the OIL SUMP incident.

PLAYERS TO WATCH THIS SATURDAY
Ive just read that Gerard and Tores are racing in time to get fit. If they are fit then obviously without a doubt Gerard and Tores will be influential for the tie. Without Gerard and Tores we will be in the perishaans. And we dont even have Peter Crouch. If Xabi Alonso can take his Euro and pre season form into the game we could be in for a treat.

Defensively Charagher always wears his heart on a sleeve, Skrtel is impressive. I mean if you can keep Agger out. But somehow I agree with UBG in a sense that Robbie Keane could come big on the day. he has hurt the MANCS before for Spurs.

If I were Benitez I would go for the following line up

Reyna, Skertl,Charagher, Dossena, Aurellio, Gerard, Alonso, Babbel, Kuyt, Tores & Keane....If they all fit.

Convincing....................What do you owes say?

As for the MANCS well their squad is complete and Liverpool will be going in as underdogs. What a strike quartet, Berbatov, Tevez, Rooney, and Berbatov.

Vidic and Van De Sar are solid at the back and Evra always dangerous when he bombards down the flank.
Owen Hargreaves always adds stability and the only positive for us is that there is no Penaltino and that we can take some respite that the game is at Anfield.

Star to watch and that could impact the game is Berbatov. On debut and with a point to prove the Bulgarian will have to be stopped. But will Ferguson start him and drop Rooney.

My Prediction still stands at Livepool 2 Man Utd 1. Robbie Keane 2 and Berbatov for the MANCS


THIS IS ONE TIME ON THE BLOG WHEN WE ARE LENIANT ON COMMENTS.

THE WAR IS ON.

WE HATE THE MANCS. ITS ALL ABOUT IZZET THIS SATURDAY

ITS BIG. LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS, SLATE THE MANCS, LEAVE YOUR PREDICTIONS

100 comments:

  1. 2-1 to Liverpool. I say it with my heart.

    scorers: Keane, Dossena, Teves

    Akhtar

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  2. Luke Chadwick is the most good looking footballer in the world and he was a MANC.

    Ha Ha ha

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  3. LFC 1 - Keane
    MANC 1 - Fletcher

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  4. Liverpool stand no chance. Against that strike force. Swoosh and teh rest of the MUGGS , You have no izzet left anymore. Saturday we will humiliate you again.

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  5. Its official Gerard to miss Man Utd Clash. Gerard claims that he is not ready to race back into such a big game after only having one session with the boys

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  6. MAN UTD 4- LIVERPOOL 0
    Berbatov Hat trick

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  7. My name says it all!!!!!!!!

    you muggs will lose by 2 at least!
    My boet Hazel Lover predicts it to be a draw cant see that happening!

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  8. so what if gerrard is out? we dont have carrick and carrick is better then gerrard!

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  9. where is that kopout mugg? want a prediction from him so on monday he can butter his own mielie?

    go you good thing go!

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  10. hey swoosh u recall?

    glen hysen?
    norman whiteside?

    marty mcfly
    "back to the future"

    piere luigi casiraghi. some okes thought he was an oke by the name of Cassim Ragi?

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  11. vis kopout will COME END OF MAY !!!!!!


    "go"

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  12. Wayne Rooney

    The owe is shite. I think Sir Alex should start berbatov, Imagine the feeling when we hit the scouser pigs 4 or 5

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  13. WHERE IS VERZHAZ? I WANT TO HEAR HIS THEORIES! ITS BEEN A WHILE!

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  14. Please guys all goes.BUT.Once again all religeous comments will be deleted. If you guys want to go the religeon and race way there are other sites.

    Ferdinand is k#4k.But lets not have a religeous edge please

    Lets focus on the ball please.THANKS

    Swoosh
    admin team

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  15. Carrick better then Gerrard ?

    Break you fast son you're starting to imagine a lot of stit!

    LFC RULEZ!!!

    FUCK MAN UTD!!!!!

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  16. Nothings "official" until matchday.

    Gerrard and Torres will play and watch out man ure you're gonna LOOSE!!!!!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LFC RULEZ!!!

    FUCK MAN UTD!!!!!

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  17. "go" se ma se titties

    KOPOUT

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  18. The only good feeling you're gonna have on saturday is pulling your finger out your ass and realising you just lost to the GREATEST TEAM IN THE WORLD!!!!!!

    LFC RULEZ!!!

    FUCK MAN UTD!!!!!

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  19. "go" se ma se titties

    KOPOUT

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  20. Leeds player to score the winner will be ROBBIE KEANE.

    LFC RULEZ!!!

    FUCK MAN UTD!!!!!

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  21. Hey Marty do you remember Gianluigui Lentini?

    Viola boy

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  22. i'm surprised that mini said that mufc will win! well on you boy. u finally woke up and smelt the coffee. Was Ronaldo playing in teh last game? I can't rem

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  23. Mini

    You go on like Rio was born and bred in Leeds, remember Leeds signed him from West Ham for 18m so he was already identified as being pretty decent. The only original Leeds shite we signed was Smudge and we all know how good he was!

    Why don't you tell the scum how good Kewell was for them?

    BTW Marty and Mini do you remember Michael Bridges?

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  24. Michael Bridges is playing in the australian league last i heard! was a decent talent!

    mini the champs league semi final team was awesome, migel martyn, gary kelly, matteo, rio, erikk bakke, oliver dacourt, kewell, bridges,alan smith, viduka!

    gig lentini was siogned by milan for a world record fee. had a car accident and did not see much of him after that!

    marty mcfly
    "back to the future"

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  25. Hey Marty

    Do u remember Tico Tico Bucuane

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  26. what about england last nite? sublime! theo , sven deserves credit for spotting the lighty early! and the shrek men looks like his back! scored 1 but was involved in everything good england did!

    england without that mugg stevie g are a far better outfit! he and lampard should fight for that spot and fat frank is far more classier then the scouer mugg!

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  27. you taliking of manual tico tico bucuane of jomo cosmos!

    hey UBG u remember the days when cosmos were jomo midas cosmos and chiefs were iwisa kaizer chiefs! those were the days! ellis park for a mainstay cup final or JPS knock out final! it makes me wet thinking about it!

    marty mcfly
    "back to the future"

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  28. He heheheheheh, people, you must realize that it's going to be a sending off for mascherano again and United will thump your livertwats 5-0

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  29. definately liverpool will win...cos now its holy month ramadaan and all shaytaans are locked up....so no chance for the devils...they are chained...

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  30. Yeah Bridges was decent but then got a knee injury which he never recovered from to recapture his old form!

    Hey Marty

    What about the days of the Coke ad with "Boomerang" Fani Madida, Doctor "16V" Khumalo and Ahmed "Gora" Ebrahim? Do you remember the day that Gora horse-kicked his coach for subbing him. That was classic!

    What about Shane McGregor, Basil Steenkamp and the Legendary Black Thunder Deshi Baktawer in the poles!

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  31. Livertwats?

    what is your definition of a "twat"

    By all means we know what it is and I'm sure about 99% of all readers on this blog love them so anonymous I was just wondering are you sending mixed signals here or are you in fact batting for the other team. Are you the 1% thats "different"

    LFC RULEZ!!!

    FUCK MAN UTD!!!!!

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  32. have to agree with the anonymous brother..FUCK MAN UNITED.....
    bunch of faggots.....The Gay team .. MAN UNITED WITH ANOTHER MAN......astigfirullah...

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  33. Hey Marty

    do you remember Dejan Savicivic "El Genio" from Milan

    Milanese forever

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  34. Hey milanese guy

    what about zvonimar boban?

    seth, what about noel cousins, go man go maponyane, teenage dladla, mark tovey,albert bashin mahlangu, tebogo moloi, the highlands park team, calvin peterson, patson banda?>

    iam even more wetter!

    marty mcfly
    "back to the future"

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  35. Hey Marty... Boban was class

    What about Massaro

    Milanese forever

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  36. Hey Marty you're forgetting the best striker of that era.........

    MARCO VAN BASTEN!!!!

    Milanese forever

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  37. Hey Marty , remember the coolest defender in Italy.....

    The Great

    Franco Baresi

    Milanese forever

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  38. Marty remember Dino Baggio?
    What about Philemon Masinga?
    And Eric a Tinkler Tinkler!

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  39. WE ‘NEVER’ WALK ALONE (ALWAYS A TROPHY TO ACCOMPANY US) – So to all you Liverpool supporters out there, WALK ON, WITHOUT HOPE IN YOUR HEART, BECAUSE YOU’LL NEVER WIN THE LEAGUE – YOU’LL NEVER WIN THE LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!

    NOW THIS WEEKEND YOU WILL SEE WHY THERE ARE ONLY TWO KINDS OF SUPPORTERS :

    THOSE WHO SUPPORT MAN UNITED and
    THOSE WHO HATE US!!


    RED DEVIL SUPPORTER

    I'D RATHER WALK ALONE WITH A TROPHY

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  40. The fire is getting HOT!

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  41. Hey Marty

    What about what about the Legendary goalkeeper Henry Cele. The man who stood in the poles and then went on to play Shaka Zulu!

    Who ever forget that song - BOM BOM BOM, BOM BOM BOM!

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  42. hey milanes guy, i am more of an inter guy?

    what about walter zenga, the 3 germans, guiseppi bergomi, giani riberi and sandar mazzola?

    her seth since you on about tv, u recall that show "the game" about rugby? it had gavin hood as the lead actor(the guy who won an oscar 4 tsotsi)? and does any1 recall WKRP in Cincinatti?

    marty mcfly
    "back to the future"

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  43. hi i am torres and i am a girl in disguise! ie: a shemale

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  44. where is kopout and his predictions about elnino striking at 13:30 at anfield road?

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  45. boys this year where must the samoosa's be delivered too.

    man united chick

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  46. Uncle Bhai Gora makes two wuzus in case the other one breaks

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  47. Its Ok Marty no-ene is perfect. We are in Ramadaan so I make Dua that Allah forgive you.

    You know theres only two teams in Milan............

    MILAN and MILAN RESERVES!!!

    P.S I was neer a fan but you guys did have some great players though

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  48. Hey Marty remember that East German that you guys had.....
    Thomas Doll. He was very skillfull.

    Milanese forvever

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  49. Why you stuttering Seth?
    Hungry?

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  50. It so good to see the utd chicks know what to do. Well trained huh.

    Talk to me at 16h00 tomorrow and I'll give you the address.
    (how about a photo first!)

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  51. UBG HAD A QUITE WORD WITH JUDGE NICHOLSON AND NOW JZ IS A FREE MAN!

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  52. Hey marty theres a party...will u be attending?

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  53. i want a fair go? where is that mugg now?> i want to moer him? cher me the fair go?

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  54. Swoosh & the blog ! As Adults and muslims in a Blessed Month .Please can i ask the Brother who is using my name and putting comments and "GO" and his mother .Please refrain from using my name and speaking in that manner ,cause the next time i will personally panel beat you if you ever speak about someones mother in that manner and more so a Brother of mine !
    NOW BACK TO FOOTBALL & KEEP IT CLEAN !

    As 13 th september 2008 ,13:45 ANFIELD will Rock .EL NINO has been passed fit and so has Captain fantastic so i scum will be in for a SHOCK ."Go" and aklas answer your phones !

    My TEAM against scum

    REINA
    ARBELOA CARRAGER SKETEL DOSSENA

    KUYT MASCHERANO REIRA
    GERRARD KEANE
    TORRES

    ORIGINAL KOPOUT KAAP !

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  55. Go Kopout Kaap!!!! I think we are ready to rumble!
    Lets kick some man ure ass!!!

    LFC RULEZ!!!

    FUCK MAN UTD!!!!!

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  98. Good call Aktar !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL !!!!

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  99. Hey Marty remember when Babel scored the winner gainst man ure at Anfield?

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