Monday, October 19, 2009

THE BEACH BALL DEFLATES THE WEEKEND


FROM THE KOP END
It was a terrible weekend for me in terms of Sport. Liverpool lost and put us deeper in the perishaans and Juve drew. But its the question on many lips is that how Liverpool lost. THE BEACH BALL.That freakin beach ball.Well I wont lie the Alis ripped into me. The Beach ballm the 7 minutes of added time and the fact that we lost against Sunderland and the fact that the MANCS go top.

What can I say alarm bells are ringing and its a big week for LFC, Against Lyon in Europe and the Jihad Abus vs Alis this weeekend.
One game with no Torres and Gerard and we look pathetic.
Its true what the critics say....There is absolute shit coming off the bench. Verinon in particular. There is no depth. Many toppies and fans are calling for a change in management. Bring in Kevin Keegan one toppie ranted. We need the passion. Keegan was a Red,and what a Red he was.Just maybe you never know.
I cant undersatnd Rafa and this could be his demise.....Why does he continue to play a k34k Lucas ...Why...? Why ? Can anyone answer that....
As for the Beach ball....Flip..I have no words. All I know is that the bloody Mancs must be laughing.
On facebook I got a good jibe from a MANC Fan who said
"It was no beachball , it was a condom....because you guys got fu#4ked"
What can I say....no answer to that,All we can do now is pump our mouths and rally behind our boys for the do or die Izzet JIHAD CLASH with the MANCS.

THEATER OF DREAMS
The Mancs keep on winning....thats all that counts for them,they didnt need fifteen minutes this time.But they are sitting tops.I will leave it to the Red Man...and the JIHAD beckons ...Abus vs Alis this Super Tuesday....Its gonna be a blood bath, But the MANCS are Top and F34ken Chelsea lost also.The Mancs will also be glad that the Penaltinho replacement Coffeeinho got on the score sheet.

CHEL$KI
Is Ancelotti eyeing the Italian Job and losing focus.Chelsea have lost twice now and Villa are spoilers.
Drogba got on the scoresheet but Martin O Neils men has taken the shine of Ancelottis face.
And Chelsea have lost when we needed them to win the most.

ALWAYS A GOONER
Arsenes men are back in business and Cesc Fabregas is puerly sublime. A good 3- 1 win for Arsenal keeps them in contention.Europe is going well and the Fiqr looks pleasant in the Arsenal Camp.Out of all the Big Boys Liverpool are in the Perishaans. I met Faaiz Oz and he was only smiling. And of course hes presence was bad because he kept on saying that Arsenal are the most attractive team to watch and Liverpool are f#4ken k3$k.
He is after all an Ali...You can never trust these Arsenal Fans..They are like the Irish in Braveheart...They are Alis at the end of the day...and they dont like the Scousers

City drew and couldn break into the top four.If it wasnt for Fabregas my fantasy footie would have been critical. And Europe beckons this week...

In LA LIGA Barcelona dropped their first points when they drew to Valencia and Real madrid won thanks to a brace from Raul.At least they winning without Penaltinho.

In Seria A, Juve dropped points again against Fiorentina and theres cause for concern.
We cant keep dropping points as we are now four points behind Inter.That lity that torment Liverpool was causing us problems and although Juve dominated possession its 2 points dropped. Milan won 2-1 against Roma and this was an ispired victory.Thye have been terrible of late and Ronaldinho who recently won the Golden Foot award scored a penalty. The Tinkerman was furious with the referee and thats a big win for Milan.

And for Italian clubs its also a Big week in Europe and Juve must and must take three points against Macabbi Haifa.Its Compulsory.

CURRY CUP
The passion of the Curry Cup was clearly evident and who would have thought that the Bulls and CHEETAHS will go through in the same fashion at the death.You have to feel for the Sharks really.And as for the Bulls....Does Morne Steyn ever feel any pressure.

So its a BULLS vs Cheetahs FINAL at Loftus and The City will be blue again..

And in the PRO 20 Cricket how was that innings from that Trinidad owe.Unbelievable.
The MASAGEE was impressed.He kept on watching, summoned his family and said..."Now this is what you call Cricket...........
It is evident that also the format of PRO 20 is killing the 50 over game.Does anyone agree.?

2010 PLAY OFF DRAW

Portugal                VS                     Bosnia-Herzegovina



Republic of Ireland                     VS           France


Greece                               VS                 Ukraine


Russia                                   VS                   Slovenia

24 comments:

  1. Hahahahaahahahaaaaaa....useless mofo's blame it on the ball but remember that ball was flung by a Liverfool supporter....

    Wheres that Ejaz fella he got big big mouth each time the flops win but when they lose he is quiet bloody coward.

    Swoosh the pain and misery will only stop when u guys get a thrashing us Mancs. Now prepare yourself mentally for this coming saturday

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  2. I hear us Mancs have already drafted a new song specially for the the flops in time for the thrashing u guys are going to get.

    Pepe Reina for Ballon D'OR.The flops will remain a 2 man team no depth no class no fackall.

    Why arent u guys screaming now in 'Rafa we Trust'

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  3. I'VE HEARD OF THIRTEEN MEN WHEN UNITED WIN! I"VE NEVA HEARD OF TWO BALLS AT ONE TIME, MAYBE THE POOL FANS THOUGHT IT WOULD INCREASE THEIR SCORING CHANCES! WHAT A BAAALLLS UP!HAHA

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  4. Yo Swooshie at least say something bru. Ur silence is confirmation and it's going to get worst

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  5. To all you uneducated Mancs who commented on this post.

    The goal that we conceded on the weekend should not have stood. It clearly states in the laws of he game that anything that interferes with play from outside of the playing field then the game should be stopped and restarted with a bump ball. So you idiots can go on as much as you want and look for certain LFC fans but I'd love to see you cowards after we knock the crap out of you at Anfield.

    BTW its funny to see that none of you so called Manc fans even congratulated your own team on winning yet you had the time to comment on us.

    Yusuf

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  6. Hey Yusuf

    bla bla bla....bla bla bla now suck on ur thumb u fool

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  7. Well said Yusuf.
    This week is big.
    Its a big week for LFC Football club

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  8. What can I say...I spoke to RCS and all the other Liverpool lads.I see Yusuf has spoken.
    Many pundits are calling for a change at the helm.
    I spoke to a die hard Liverpool man from Edenvale.Everyones calling for Rafas head.
    This Jihad is now important not only for Izzet...But for the future of LFC football Club

    Il say my say on Super Tuesday

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  9. Comon the Irish.
    Portugal should make it through

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  10. Swoosh.You Juve are in the Perishaans

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  11. yusuf u wanka !!!

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  12. Dont underestimate Bosnia

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  13. Well said Yusuf Well said
    They see their asses this wekend

    YNWA

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  14. MISSING!
    1 Liverpool branded beach ball, last seen at the stadium of light.If found please contact the 1st miseRABLE mugg you come across

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  16. Liverpool have been confirmed as Uefa Beach Soccer Champions.


    "go" WA HA HA HA HA HA

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  17. Welcome to the MUFC Kiddies Corner !!!!

    I must say the responses have been very intelligent today!

    Yusuf

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  18. yusuf what did i tell u suck on ur thumb and speak when requested

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  19. Hillsborough LoverMonday, 19 October, 2009

    I love this more then Hillsborough!

    wha a debacle! the muggs are finished, so mush for untied being a 1 men team when he had ronaldo, without torres you guys are crap, gerrad is having a real poor season!

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  20. Hey yusuf,

    che the fair go!

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  21. Essopbhai

    Why you getting upset? it's only a game! Don't worry, next season will be your season! We all know that the goal wasn't supposed to stand but guess what the score was Sunderland 1 Liverpool 0!

    What's funny was the look on Reina's face when the balloon when the ball wrong footed him and the scum reaction!

    Does YNWA stand for You'll Never Win Anything!

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  22. Essop Bhai, you are the winner of the most famous line of all times "you will never win anything", whahwhawhahwhahwha.

    That's the best thing I ever heard. Howz this for a quote "Pepe Reina for Ballon D'or award".

    Wahwhahwahwhahwhawhah.

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