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Okay this one is a bit hectic. But on this blog always remember the following
"THESE ARE TRUE AND ACTUAL EVENTS THAT TOOK PLACE IN LIFE. THE CHARACTERS AND VENUES ARE FICTITIOUS SO AS TO PROTECT THE IZZET AND IDENTITY OF THE ACTUAL VICTIMS AND ATTACKERS
AND PLEASE DONT TRY THIS AT HOME"
A while back in a place called The Masala Desert by many we engaged in some heated debate about animals being served as delicacies by certain resturants etc. But look how do you honestly diffrentiate between a Rump Steak from a Cow and spare ribs from a Dog..
Anyway thats beside the point. One of the owes then brought out a moment that happened a long time ago. Many who know this tale will verify...A moment that will truely Shake the Blog. It happened in th 80's I think
These owes were in the rounds during Bakri Eid and decided to undertake the task of distributing meat to the neighbours. Felt like doing something good.When they ran out.....There was a massive cat in the area called Chubby. After Eid Chubby was nowhere to be found. What had happened to him. You guessed it. Dont make me say it.
So till today there are some neighbours that thought they got the package from Nana's Farm..No wonder I seen the neighbours daughter in a Cat Suit last week......
And believe me these owes if seen, fit the bill of such a massacre. If place back in time they would be synonymous to Geronimos massacre of General Custer in the Wild WestAlso we met Bhai Gora and Bushman Bobby at Bhatias farm, Lenasia Livestock,
Bhai Gora went to see one of his daughters in Tibet. We met the two geezers cleaning a sheep. UBG was saying how he wants to cook the Kaleji (livers) at home , when all of a sudden Bushman Bobby pulled out the Kaleji while he was cleaning the sheep and scram KALLLLLLLLLEJEEEEEEEEE. And ate it.
Then there was a nervous brother with a shaky knife. Bushman Bobby just said Takbeer and the Sheep was slaughtered.
UBG then mentioned that the farm laden with shit has become a Catwalk for Stilettoes these days. He said he loves the motion in which a women navigates herself through the landmines with her stilettoes. He reckons it really turns him on to see an Abya and stilettoes move so gracefully through a farm.He symbolised it like a burfee entering the mouth for the first time.
UBG also was engaged in heavy debate saying that he knows is not perfect.But he had big arguemnent with Saleem Bha about coming to the farm. UBG says he asked Saleem Bha Did you cut. Saleem bha was sleeping and having tea and said I dont go to the farm.It stinks and beside I sent it to INDIA.
UBG wants the blog to debate that is it necessary to go to the farm or do you just play with your toes and say I sent it to India