MUGG OF THE WEEK

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Im sure most of you have seen the highlights of Milan vs Celtic. We all know what happened.

I thought that wed make Rafa Mugg of the week but Dida from Milan takes the freakin cake

For those of you who have been living on another planet, let me just give a quick description of what happened.
Celtic Park had just erupted after Scott McDonald had scored what proved to be a 90th minute winner for Celtic. The excitement got too much for one fan who ran onto the pitch past Dida and brushed his hand against the Brazilian’s neck.
Dida immediately turned around as if to chase after the supporter, before suddenly deciding to throw himself to the ground as if he had been on the receiving end of a Mike Tyson upper-cut. The Milan medical staff arrived on the scene and applied ice to Dida’s face before stretchering him off the pitch. (goal.com)

The Celtic Fan has been banned for life and Celtic are to blame for breach of security. But Dida who had a stinker of a game needs to be banned.

Unless UEFA sets a new precedent, it seems unlikely that Dida will be banned for his antics. Although in 1989 FIFA did once ban a player for life in a not too dissimilar scenario. Brazil were leading Chile 1-0 in a crucial World Cup Qualifier for Italia 90’. In the 67th minute a Brazilian fan threw a firework onto the pitch. The Chilean goalkeeper Roberto Rojas threw himself to the ground, with his head all bloodied, claiming he had been hit by the firework.
The match was abandoned and Chile tried to claim the game. However video evidence later proved that Rojas had not been hit by the flare and had in fact self-inflicted his wounds. Rojas was subsequently banned for life by FIFA, Brazil were awarded the game and Chile were excluded from the qualifiers for the 1994 World Cup in America. (goal.com)

Berlusconi must be turning in his bed knowing that a club with such proud history has an actor in the making of DIDA. So in the voice of the cruel lady from THE WEAKEST LINK DIDA YOU ARE THE MUGG OF THE WEEK.GOODBYE

In light of the video evidence below the fan was Mike Tysons cousin and thats why Dida had to be strechered off.

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Maclaren actually had 4 cars. Two Maclarens and two Ferrari's. I spoke to some Formula 1 big boys this weekend. 100 million dollars. Thats nothing. They'l make it up in a week.

They should be booted from Formula 1 or suspended for two years at least. When Juve were involved in the Calciopoli scandal we were booted to Serie B and stripped off our titles.

This is injustice. Its like when Magoba was supposed to fight our DP case back at Campus. Some people got their DP'S for acoounting by not attending a single Tut. We were put back a year because of ...let me not go there. No balance.My verdict is that Alonso turned state and was a rat. Alonso is a rat because Sonny Black said so. He knew what was going on. He approached the media. Its sad that a renouned team can cheat like This. Where is the ethics.And people say the Brothers that cheated in the Comrades Marathon should have been put away for Life...

Enough said in the voice of the cruel lady from THE WEAKEST LINK.Maclaren YOU ARE THE MUGGS OF THE WEEK.GOODBYE.Its a darn shame

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A mugg of the week this week. Hmmm.Does he come from Man Utd or Chelsea. Perhaps Chelsea. Whats a football week without Jose nominated as THE MUGG. Why is Jose this weeks MUGG. Because with all the millions he cant make Chelsea a SUPER POWER. And if Roman walks away in disgust then in the voice of the cruel lady from the WEAKEST LINK.YOU ARE THE MUGG OF THE WEEK JOSE.GOODBYE!

I MEAN IN THE WORDS OF SAMSUNG.ITS NOT THAT HARD TO IMAGINE

Thanks Ejaz Khan from the Kop for the Video

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In light of the whole Pro 20 debacle and Kallis Ommission from the Pro 20 Squad it was apt that the Mugg of the Week will stem from there. I first debate the issue of whether Kallis should be in the Pro 20 team or not. I think that he should. At least in place of Justin Kemp. We all know how Gazza felt when he was omitted from the English side in France 98. But Kallis's reaction in a very debatable issue leaves us with no choice but to make him the MUGG of The Week. Resigning as Vice Captain and getting all uptite. Because of his reaction in the voice of the cruel lady from the weakest Link. Jacques Kallis you are the MUGG OF THE WEEK !Goodbye. And Boucher you are lucky we didnt take you with Kallis. I know many might not agree with the choice but we open for debate.

Also I want to ask regarding Bosmans injury should the Selectors still pick Kallis or go for someone else?

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I remember a while back after Tarawee (Ramadaan Prayer) We had our own Formula 1 Go kart showdown. Their was a lad called Ahmedy who didnt bother about winning the race. He just focussed on finishing the race. It was synonymous to a PACE CAR. After a while one of the memebrs of the PIT Team gave the instruction. "AHMEDY, TAKE OUT THE FRONT DRIVER" But Ahmedy was a Gentleman and opted to focus on his goal. Alonso however is a MUGG. What do the Formula 1 Purists have to say about Alonso's moment of MADNESS. Ridiculous as Shumi will say. He tried to f#4k Hamilton Up. Now why would he do that. Is this allowed. How does a F1 team strategise. Now they say Hamilton and Alonso are not talking. I always said Alonso was a MUGG and for blocking and sabotaging Hamilton He is without a Doubt The MUGG of the Week.Fernando Alonso in the words of the cuel WEAKEST LINK LADY "YOU ARE THE MUGG OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!GOODBYE

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As I always said I am a man of my word.Hazrat,Mamadee Moten and Imraan Marks made a bet with me that If I miss any sitters I should make myself Mugg of the Week.And alas Just like Del in Euro 2000 I came on as a substitute to a barage of misses against ESC. Especially the last one. What can I say, As you hit the 30's the legs get heavier. The owes were giving me flak for the hairstyle which is a porcupine cum Albert Einstein and cited that as a reason,Hazrat says spotting the car outside News cafe Friedman Drive is the reason. What can I say , despite Poalo's motivation Mamadee crossed with pace and found me in the six yard box. I opted for the flick and glanced it wide. The earlier ones well thats heavy legs ha ha. But Like Del sat on his own in that sad Euro 2000 Final against France, After I missed I sat in the same way. Ive been sitting alot like that lately and At this stage I guess If you give me a thru ball with a blonde Il miss also. Palsoma Picasso.Palsoma Picasso......
Totti was also harsh and blamed the lack of warming up and Stretching....Fortunately my terrible misses didnt affect the results of the game. ESC gave us a good run in spells until Mamadee buried the second,But I spent the whole of today in the perishaans. After that I went to play in Serie B for Der'rie Bodiat and them,Forsburg Old Boys, I looked the part of Del, playing in the whole just behind the front two in the Tri Qua rista formation.So to the chaps of Real Lesco, I kept my word and ironically on my blog will come in for a pasting and I AM THE MUGG OF THE WEEK.GOODBYE

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Sincing Im constantly being lambasted for my choice of MUGG of the week I thought its apt to open the floor on this weeks choice. I want to see who the Abu's & Ali's nominate. Is it Rafa Benitez because of his tactics against Milan. Is it Jake White and his row with Luke Watson. I mean what is the deal here. I read in Zoo Magazine that Watson is up against the three best loose forwards in the Bok team. He cant just stroll in there. But he has talent. Is it Benny Mcarthy for lanting SA yet again. What is your owes take here. Is Benni Right. Have SAFA been giving him the raw deal or should Benni put his Country first. I read Donandoni saying yesterday that Country comes first and and they would give their countries first Priority and wear the jersey with pride. Then you get Mclaren that finally calls up Becks. Maybe too late. Or Ebie Jay is it Mclaren F1 that breached the rules in Monaco. Did Hamilton do wat was said of him......?
Lets see. I open the floor to the readers, Put your comment on who you think is the Mugg of the Week and Why?

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I go back to Under 14 days at Lesco. We had a lekker team back then, Anees Mayet, Hoosain Mayet, Ebie Ahmed, Small Moose, Soll, Freds, Ajam. We had a lad from Pimpville I think called Black Mems. One day Anees Mayet had the flu and Mems deputised. We were attacking in the opponnts half when the referee started screaming and running towards our poles. He pulled out a Yellow card and brandished it at Black Mems. And that was the first time I sen and played with a oke that got a YELLOW CARD for peeing in the poles while the gale was going on. This leads us to the MUGG OF THE WEEK. I thought we will give a breather to the soccer guys as they deserve a break.

Nick Heidfeld let slip in an interview more than what his fans bargained for - he has urinated at the wheel of his F1 car.
The Q&A feature in the popular German tabloid Bild is a mark of his growing stature in the Grand Prix paddock.
But when asked if he has ever urinated during a race, BMW-Sauber's Heidfeld - the normally shy German who turns 30 later

"Yes," he told the newspaper, "it has happened before. "What am I supposed to do, pull into the pits and ask to have a toilet break?"
The comic interviewer then asked Heidfeld if television viewers should pay close attention for a wet patch on his overalls if, as expected, he races to the podium in 2007.
"It tends to evaporate pretty quickly," Nick smiled.

How could you Nick. And because Shumi is no longer there Nick Heidfeld YOU ARE THE MUGG OF THE WEEK FOR PEEING IN YOUR CAR.

People Dont Swim in your toilet Nick So dont also go pee in their Pools.

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I know this man has been MUGG of the Week before But Azee I know you will disagree with me on this one but here are my reasons.
1. He said that if Rafa was supposed to have been sacked a long time ago.
Once again Rafa has shut the Special One up where it hurts the most and now Mourinho seems to be hurting his reputation in England.
Secondly How can you say that the Lity Christiano Ronaldo has no class, and no Education. Why is Jose bringing CLASS into the whole thing.
Correct me if Im Wrong but most of the greats came from poverty. Pele used to play with a ragged makeshift football. Now he appears for commercials representing erectile mal functions. Can we say the man has no Class and is NOT EDUCATED.
What would the SA media do if the same was said about Jerry Skhosana & Benny, not Vilakaze, but Mcarthy.Last night at a press conference Ferguson lept to the Boys defence saying maybe its Jose that is lacking class for attacking the Boy.
What is it with Jose, he keeps looking or s#$t Azee. He did it with Rijkard, Fergie, Benitez. Maybe he must come and coach bafana. Maybe he must come to SA just for the PANCHAT COLUMN IN THE LAUDIUM SUN. There he will find out about class, SURF & OMO. For that rant and shameful attack on the lity JOSE once again is the MUGG OF THE WEEK.
Oh and also because he has millions and cant win the big ones. I told you Azee give Ingesund the title as the Chelsea GAFFER

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Eish, Everytime I make a guy Mugg of the Week, something great happens. When I was Mugg of the week twice, n both occassions I met two badaams and I won the Lotto LOL. So i will chose a guy that wont make be a Daffer again like Carrick & Kallis have done.

So to a man that is class, great, record holder, you name it. Every accolade and he has it. But to chose the powerplay at the death and sell your country down the gutter makes you a deserving Mugg. Especially when Aboo Bakr Mark Boucher and Gibbs were at the wicket. And then he ran out Chris Gayle. What are your owes views of Lara taking the Powerplay then. Azee, Mombhai, Ebie J.... But this fellow deserves to be MUGG of the Week. Mind you Justin Kemp wasnt far off, maybe even Smith after the loss to the Bangalees...Lara has promptly retired from one day cricket and BRAIN LARA YOU ARE THE MUGG OF THE WEEK-GOODBYE

MUGG OF THE WEEK & LEGEND THAT SHOOK THE BLOG

I know the Utd Owes will lambast me for this weeks choice of the Mugg of the Week. But I dunno.Firstly for the LEGEND THAT SHOOK THE BLOG.

Im just thinking, what did the number 16 symbolise at Old Trafford. To me from a ABU'S perspective it symbolised Intestinal Fortitude, Guts, Determination, giving it 300%,Never say die , Be a General in Midfield and Clash with other midfield hard man and,Focus on the task at hand and lead your men to the promised land. The Number 16 of Man Utd at the time was the true epitomy of a midfield hard man and an example of what a captain should be. Irish and gifted with a fiery temper that knows just one three letter word.!WIN!. I remember the clashes with Viera in particular, The mans fighting spirit on the pitch, He never died in the game and fought till the death and marshalled his troops like a general. He was as hard as you get, never stuck anyones s#$t and was afraid of no one. I often wondered if JUVE had him in Midfield

I remember watching the Utd DVD "Beyond the Promised Land". There was a scene where the managers vs the midfielders/defenders vs the strikers in Trivial Pursuit. Keane and his team werent winning. After a while Keane got up,Swore and cussed like a irishman and left the building saying F$#K This shi#4. Such was the mans spirit and will to win. I as a ABU would have Keane as my midfielder any time. And to think he cost Utd 2.7 million punds from Forest. Even the way he lambasted the Utd lities when they showed no heart. THis man was all heart. Roy Keane or Troy Mean definately is a LEGEND THAT SHOOK THE BLOG. Il leave you guys with Keanes words to the press . I got it from a nice Utd site. Biggy and the rest of the Utd Lads

www.unitedrant.co.uk. Check it out when you owes have time.

Sir Alex may have said nowt but once again Roy 'Little Fergie' Keane has laid into his team-mates following a poor result. Following Norwich's humiliating beating of United last Saturday Keano has felt the need to go to the press with his assessment of the Red's failings.
It's becoming an all too common event over the past few seasons. But he's right as usual and the players need to heed the advice or some all-too-comfortable 'stars' will be out on their ear this summer. And not before time. After Roy Keane's Rant this week there can be absolutely no doubt as to what Keane - and we suspect Fergie - are expecting from the players against Newcastle this weekends. 100% total commitment.

The great man sayeth:
"People are sick of excuses now. We are running out of them anyway. Results don't lie and the table doesn't lie. Our performance levels have not been good enough. Everyone at this club needs to look at themselves and ask whether they are giving 100 percent to the football club. I am not sure all the players can say they are. That is a crime in itself."

The manager provides everything for the players. Everything they want, they get. All they have to do is come into training every single day with the attitude of trying to help the team improve. It is not about individuals" says Keane.

"It is all right having a laugh in the dressing room but maybe there has been too much laughter. You can go too far the other way. What matters is what happens on the pitch. We have talented players at this club, that is obvious, but talent without work rate and pride is a waste of time. Every player should be fighting for their place at this club. Going back over the years, when we have been at the top of our game, players never took their places in the team or position at the club for granted. That is what made them really good players and what made us an outstanding team."

AND THEN WE MOVE ON TO THE MUGG OF THE WEEK. Why Mugg because everybody was talking about this oostard when he scored. No need for explanation and lawaro here. Read the post above. Then is this man fit to wear the number 16 shirt. He is a Bajya and for f$%king 18 million pounds BIGGY. YOU GET THAT . That means KEANE would have been worth 40 Million Quid.

Lamabast me you UTD owes. Im standing behind the Kop owes here. I assume they will come to my defense. So will the Abu's.

But MICHAEL CARRICK deserves to be the MUGG OF THE WEEK.. And Mclaren picks him for England. Save the Bulldog.........................

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Guys on the blog are calling for the man to named the MUGG. Last night I was watching IMMM ARLTARF KAZEEEE E-NEWS JHB , E-TV and critics were calling for his head. Saying that he should be dropped. He was blamed and lambasted for not speeding up the proceedings against Austrailia. For slowing it down. Others say the man is pure Class and how could you blame him. He didnt do too bad. Because of bloggers decisions Kallis is called up as MUGG of the WEEK.. What was the solution though. Was Kallis not the right man to come in one Down. Maybe they should have sent Gibbs or a pinch hitter. Esoep Bhai Montgomerry told me on Sunday Zuhr time that they should have sent Abu Bakr Mark Boucher In at three and f$%k Kallis. He bloody sold us. I got a message from Hoosain saying "What is Kallis the Sanex Man up to". Biggy said the same. Ebie a Die hard SA Fan said different. Peter Kirsten said his say. But I want you owes to answer what was the solution. Smith and AB were fresh in the HUT. So was the man supposed to play aggresively or was the man suppose to steady the ship. What if he started attacking and lost his wicket.

Maybe Arthur said to Kallis "Go in there and let the others Hover Around you". This will make interesting banter and I know some comments in Cricket World Cup Update pertain to this but we had to create a special section for THE MUGG as voted by the lads on the Blog. Sorry J BUT IT HAD TO COME. But Ebie I ask you is the man deserving as THE MUGG OF THE WEEK. Mombhai as the leader of the Fantasy Cricket and a neutral. I want the heavyweights responses here.

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I know Im going to get lamabasted for this weeks choice. Then again some of you might agree with me and some not.




to coach your national team 1.4 million
bustle and bazzle in traffic to training in Sandton R300
A superb life R20000 A day

Drawing 1-1 against Swaziland The man is the Mugg of the Week.

I said it before 1.4 Million a month. That is crazy for any coach. It is crazy to pay that kind of money to anybody that coaches Bafana. What do we expect that money to make us World Champions. The Man couldnt do it for Brazil with World Stars at his disposal and we expect him to do it here. How, When ,Who. look im not saying he is a bad coach but he doesnt deserve to be paid that Much.

Azee I know you will have a fat lot to say, But What about Gordon Ingesund. He would have did it for a tenth of the money. His proved it in domestic competition. Like we said for England, Boot Sven and take a English owe. They have the heart. Ingesund will have the heart like Barker did. But then again Maybe Jomo will come in at the death and take over.

Its like you get a bra that goes up to a chic, tites her. Does all the ground work. the twisting,the roses, the endless and tireless phone calls. Then after all the blood sweat and tears as he is about to get it right He is replaced. Oh What a feeling...........The owe Jomo Just drives the car after that.....
Its like I got a chic, A owe called Naved Ul Hasan pulls a Jomo on me. So the owes say that Naved Ul Hassen pulled a Jomo On a Swoosh. A while later Biggy knocks Naved Ul Hassen. The owes will say that Biggy pulled a Jomo On Hassen who pulled a Jomo on a Swoosh......and it goes on until you get the chain pulled a Jomo on a Jomo on a Jomo on a Jomo. Guy does all the graaf and in the end Jomo comes roaring in and roar he does

So will Jomo pull a Jomo on Pareira lets see. But for the draw against Swaziland and getting a propesterous amount of money makes Our Bafana Coach the MUGG OF THE WEEK

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A while back we had a debate on the blog about whether the Carling Cup is important. This arose from Utds shock exit to Southend. Utd at the time didnt have any kebaabs in the starting x11. Amidst the Mayhem that ensued on Sunday the two teams went at it. Jose really wanted it. But the MUGG of the week has to go to Emanuel Aebayor. As I said Toure and Mikel ,whose yellow card has been redeemed by the way started it,Fabregaz and Lampard got involved,And then Watch Adebayor.But the thing that really made him the MUGG of the WEEK was his behaviour. Pathetic. The man went like I said HULL. He was synoymous to one of my fat Uncles who went to a Qawaals. He threw a tantrum and Ti ti had to come on to the pitch in his suit to calm this oke down. He went absolutely He Lels. Ridiculous. At one stage if I had a black & white TV I would have thought it was a modern football ramake of the movie Jhon Jhonny Jarnatan (No pun intended YV) staring Amitabh Bachan and Amjat Khan I think. For a cup Final You donot behave like that Emannuale. Even in the World Cup he was up to his theatrics and rallied the players not to play becoz of Money Issues. Who does that in the World Cup.Even the Toppie Wenger was complaining to the FA that the Ban was too Harsh. The End Result, bad morale and an exit in the FA CUP. And Perishaans in the Champions League. Poor Zam RAM & Faaiz OZ. The stinkers will win nothing this year now and the Laudium owes claim that this is a springboard to a double for Man Utd.

And Like the lady says it on TV. "YOU ARE THE MUGG OF THE WEEK"-GOODBYE

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There is nothing like looking into the fairway at Crown Mines, Seeing the Industrial Buildings,The Smog, The Putco Bus's, The singing of passer by's just like Kareoke. Makes you want to Hit Your Partner with a 9 Iron. Thats if you not playing at Fan Court. Just as well things panned out but Craig Bellamy is one talented Individual. The welshman has never been short of controversy. His episodes with Souness, Hitting chics in a night club, I seen that by the way back in the day at RIVETS in Durbs. One Slum owe did it to a chic, Fisted her like Sugar Ray ala Casius Clay. And now Bellamy's latest spat hitting your friend because of Singing. This lad has a temper. I woudnt want to be defending against him. He has that Bite ,that fight. I know sometimes you want to take a bat and hit the owe singing. But I mean Simon Cowel and Randal from Idols would have hit about a million hole in ones now if you use the "THEORY OF THE BELLAMY". So was it because of the Singing, Was it because Risse refused to sing PARTY IN THE GHETTO ,because he is from Norway and coudnt pronounce the words. Whatever Bellamy gets this weeks MUGG OF THE WEEK....You just dont do that to a team member. But Credit to Rafa for fielding him in Barcelona

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Before Moosa Dangor starts slating me profusely If I dare name a Utd Guy as the MUGG of the Week I had to think again. Sorry Azee but this weeks MUGG comes from your corner. We all know how harsh the English Media is. Hoddle,Keegan, and the curse of Sven. Im not even going to go into Sven. But I ask you Azee what the f$%k has changed since the last time. The left side in Midfield still has a hole. He continues to play Gerard and Lampard in a three man midfield with a breaker like Carrick or Parker. A new coach suppose to inspire the players at all costs. The guys look like they just played 10 world Cups before Kick Off. Lampard continues to Stink for England. The b#@st#$d still plays Stuart Downing. I cannot say anything more. At least Keegan had the owes excited and played attacking football. I am worried for the three lions this year. Maybe they need a owe like Jomo that will try radical things. Mclaren is making me shiver. And whats worse you drop a match winner like Becks for Downing. Ah f$#$ OFF Mclaren. He is deservingly the MUGG OF THE WEEK, AS THEY SAY WITH OUT A DOUBT. Based alone on his performance against Croatia.And Biggy where did this MUGG come from in the past.............Dont comment its ok.

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Firstly owes Have a look at the Competition above for Valentines Day. Hence I made the blog Red....I own Underwear so I will give Lingerie HA!!!.

Also I wanna apologise for the comments that have not been published this week as our ADSL was down and things are a mess. Anyway we go to our MUGG of the Week. Always difficult. I appreciate suggestions to my email guys. So I dont know. Must it be Rafa Benitez, Arsene, Ferguson. This one is going to be a bit of a shocker but I have my reasons. First of all number one ,The man is gone DIK KOP.2.He got Rooney Sent off and number 3. He F#$ken Dives always. Now he wants to go to Barcelona. Like I said in Breaking News and I will repeat myself. If I Joll Liz Hurly then I want Pam Anderson when Im Dik Kop . I hate Man Utd but the lad will be a loss. Secondly When Rooney kicked Carvalho. I admit it was wrong but What Business did the Lity have to Sprint and speak to the Ref. And lastly he is always lambasted for Diving and making other teams furious. I always admired the Lity's talents but for his Attributes above and changing the course of the Spurs Game he deserves the MUGG of The Week. Also he was jeered at the Emirates yesterday and Scolari took him off against Brazil. I know this will invoke mixed reactions . But Christiano Ronaldo is the MUGG OF THE WEEK,And he is from Man Utd. My reasons enhance his DIK KOP status. And Biggy and all you Muggs can kiss.....I know Azee and Hoosain as well as Seth will have some big things to say. But f$%K you owes This time this Lity needs to pay for his sins. Maybe he should play against a guy like Gatusso or Italy's hard man back in the day Claudio Gentile or maybe Steve Mcmahon or Vinny Jones.They will teach the MUGG never to dive again. Hey Azee do you remember a Vinny Samways.

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This weeks Mugg takes us away from Soccer and on to Cricket. Although there were plenty of front runners from Man utd and Arsenal. Rio Ferdinand in particular. But I will award it to Richie Benaud on a harsh suspension on Herchille Gibbs. Gibbs was given 1 test and 2 ODI'S y Benaud. Lets review the Incident. Gibbs was quoted as saying "YOU F#$$ING ANIMALS, AND YOU F#$$ING PAKISTANI'S"

Now here is my take.Firstly the owe shouldnt have said f$#$in Pakis, But is it equated to saying F$%KING Ozzies or F#$ING POMMIES. If Gibbs said the latter then would he still be racist. I dunno. The word F$CK also has numerous meanings. It is used in fights(#$%& OFF),while making love or even as an adjective if you like(I njoyed the F*(k It can be used in past tense and presence while making love or fighting. (I #$%# him(catering for our lady bloggers/her). Anyway Im drifting. So what was the ban for Richie. Was it for the extensive use of the word F#$k. Calling the fans Animals,or saying "YOU F$$#en PAKI'S.

Look our owes as well as the PAKI'S are no saints and yes I agree As a sportsman you gotta lump it. But what Gibbs said is it racist. What do you owes think. I think it was too Harsh a ban . So Richie Benaud sit Snug AS OUR MUGG

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Look I am a Becks Fan, But I am a bigger football fan, and like I said in my earlier post from a footballing perspective Becks has did us down badly. He still had a few seasons left at the top flight and he has denied this. Some Sceptics on this blog will definately say that We wont miss anything and Good Riddens. I have opted for Beckham as the MUGG of the Week merely because he has forgot his roots and passion. He has followed his wife to Hollywood and Mark My words he Will soon become a Hollywood Actor and Hell Maybe he will even star alongside a few famous faces in the new Bollywood Blockbuster with the big B. "Qabi Swooshy Qabi Rum" starring Alex Del Pyaaro the footballer that fell in Love. (Thanks Vahzerz)

I can picture Becks alongside Ash,and Zeenath Aman. He is also rumoured to star in the Sequel of JHON JHONNY JANATHAN PARA PUM PUMPUM PUM. as The Big B's long lost son. You see where this is going now, writing about David Beckham will sound like an article from Docky Dockrats Bollywood beat. Becks you have sold us ,You have Sold Us.

Enjoy the money,the acting and at least let your sons return to Old Trafford one day instead of being NFL Grid Iron stars,NBA basket ballers or even Bollywood actors.

PLEASE BECKS,DONT SWIM THE OCEAN AND DROWN IN THE BATHTUB