Tuesday, November 07, 2006

BREAKING NEWS

THANK YOU CISSE FOR THE BREAKING NEWS.












source: FROM THE KOP END

QUESTION FROM THE KOP END: DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHO SOUTHEND IS?
AZEE I GOT A NAME FOR YOU. FREDDY EASTWOOD, THE NEPHEW OF DIRTY HARRY CLINT EASTWOOD
ALSO I SEE THERE IS A LOT OF DEBATE ABOUT THE CARLING CUP. THE UTD OWES SAY THAT IT MEANS F#$KALL. ALAS WE WILL PROBABLY END UP WITH A SCENARIO LIKE LAST YEAR.

AM I BIASED. HOW CAN I BE . THIS PICTURE DEPICTS THE STATISTIC OF 2004.IF THE CARLING CUP WASNT IMPORTANT, WELL THAN A PICTURE DEPICTS A 1000 WORDS




First of all we have got to get certain things cleared for all the bloggers out there.
1. YES I AM AN ABU AND YES I HATE MAN UTD
2. I AM NOT BAISED. I have come for punishment on all the Azurri Posts and when you get you must give.
3. Yes a lot of all my loyal bloggers are UTD & LIVERPOOL FANS.
So in Conclusion to this I have the following to say.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO SOUTHEND IS?

Look apart from the banter like I said in my earlier comments I take my hat off to the man. Azee you have called for a tribute to the man and here it is.
This is the way Im going to Say It.
I must admit that when Robson, Bruce, Pallister, Niel Web and all those guys left the scene we were exposed to a group of youngsters Giggs, Becks, Scholes, Solksjaer, Neville Brus and so on. I thought this is it. The Cantona era is finished.
To his Credit what he did from thereon in was a phenominal achievement to say the least. He took Youngsters coupled with experience and made them a force of note.
All the Utd owes were saying that What a treble.
Come on You Muggs can never do that again. In the Nou Camp what happened in the dying minutes against a German Defence thats solid as a rock. It was luck, the ghosts of Munich, Whatever. Sammy Koufour stomping the ground portrayed the picture. Look in domestic competition I must admit Fergie deserves alot of recognition. But You cant keep going on and on. No one can. Marcelo Lippi in fact the other day paised Sir Alex Ferguson. They are best of friends apparantly.
So Azee heres a Tribute to the Toppie and all the UTD Owes. But I am still adament that the Toppie needs to move on. Come End of the season and you owes have F$%KALL remember this post.
But on behalf of all the Man Utd owes we pay a tribute to the man who has spent 20 years at the helm. Then again Sir Alex Why dont you stay on another 10 You will be a bigger legend

56 comments:

  1. Loosing to Southend was horrible... we have no excuses... we had a good side, lots of first team players... how the hell could we loose...Nice to see how quick you liverpool muggs are to post on a mun united loss... but i for one have no exuses...As for the Osama story... does that mean our victory over Liverpool was an act of terrorism???? Rafael Beneathus gonna be beneath us the whole season... cos in simple terms... liverpool are KAK

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  2. here here...LIVERPOOL ARE KAK!!

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  3. What is the difference between a Man United and teabag ????


    A teabag lasts longer in the cup !!!

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  4. Math Lesson 1

    Southend 1 Man Utd 0
    (given)
    Therefore Southend > Man Utd
    (Theorem of Liverpool supporters)
    But
    Man Utd 2 Liverpool 0
    (Theorem of Reality)
    Therefore Man Utd > Liverpool
    (Theorem of Man Utd supporters)
    If Man Utd > Liverpool
    and Southend > Man Utd
    then Southend > Liverpool

    Hashim Ajam

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  5. this morning whilst driving to work my and hearing the results of the game, my vrou asked ,,, WHO IS SOUTHEND?.... my reply, WHO THE HELL IS SOUTHEND? well done u utd muggs. SOUTHEND?

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  6. Math Lesson 2

    Man United 0 Arsenal 1
    Therefore Arsenal > Man United

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  7. ONCE AGAIN ALL THE ABU'S ARE BASKING IN SOMEONE ELSES GLORY...
    WHEN LIVERPOOL BEAT MAN UTD, THATS WHEN YOU CAN BE SMUG!

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  8. one of the most embarrassing defeats!
    Long live Darryl Flahavan, Freddy Eastwood! SouthEnd... :)

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  9. I got an sms last night with the news. Great to know that Liverpool supporters are staying up to watch Man Utd play in the carling cup. Some of us Utd supporters dont even watch these games

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  10. I was speaking to Azee yesterday and funny enough the b@#stard lambasted me for not putting a post on the Toppie Sir Alex's tenure in the 20 years.

    I want to ask you UTD MUGGS since you guys are taking stick.

    Was this a Disgrace?
    Is this Cup worthy?

    If the answer is the opposite you owes are after all the reigning Champions and there werent Muggs in the line up either

    Swoosh

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  11. THE CARLING CUP. LIVERPOOLS ANSWER ON WHAT COMPLETES THE TREBLE. THE CARLING CUP. BIG DEAL

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  12. Ur ass Naseem. U the one always playing down the carling cup. Now Utd get knocked out and now its something all of a sudden. We all, including u know its a shit cup. We didnt even claim fame to it when we won it last year. Stop being a MUGG. U asking stupid questions

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  13. With all the hype bout alex fergies 2O years as manager.I think u put him as the next mugg of the week!The loss 2 SOUTHEND says alot. . . faheem_vezharz

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  14. THE CARLING CUP-UTDS ONLY TROPHY 4 2OO5!!!WE WON IT WITH 2 OTHER TROPHIES U MUGG. . . .FAHEEM_VEZHARZ

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  15. To all you United Mugs
    You guys got F@#ked up last night!
    and yes it was a Disgrace...
    Whatever the views are on the THE CARLING CUP, does not warrant your woefull display... So what if its a Shit Cup?
    Just remember in this Shit Cup you were beaten by a minnow...
    SOUTHEND...
    Take defeat like a Sportsman ought to take it

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  16. YET AGAIN FAHEEM U STUDID F@=K. GROW A BRAIN AND THEN COMMENT. WHEN U STARTED YOUR WANKING DAYS WE UTD WON THE REAL TREBLE. CHAMPS LEAGUE, LEAGUE TITLE AND FA CUP.

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  17. Swoosh this result is a disgrace... Carling cup or not... we put out a side fit to play in any competition...Ofcos its worthy... Its a cup you use to bring in your youngsters... give them a chance... any game is worth winning...not as important as the F.A cup... but still worthy of winning... united fans must except that we played kak and we out and stop making excuses... but on the other hand if you liverpool muggs are over the moon by our loss, it doesnt say much about your team... Nice to see how liverpool fans found voice... pity the need a team like southend to find it for them...

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  18. IF MAN UTD ARE SO CRAP COZ THEY LOST TO SOUTHEND THEN ITS OBVIOUS THAT THE TEAMS THAT LOST TO MAN UTD ARE EVEN MORE CRAP...
    TEAMS LIKE UHHH...LIVERPOOL!!

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  19. faheem_vezharz i disagree with you!
    STOP TEXTING SHIT!

    I dont think you were even born when Fergie started at United!
    The Toppie Alex, SIR ALEX... deserves credit!
    Give Credit were its due, What he has achieved at United many Managers can only dream of. he is one the most successful managers of British Football.

    Well done Sir Alex

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  20. Well done EB Jay, Now that’s a TRUE Fan of Soccer talking. Swoosh maybe you can learn something from EB Jay. Stop being biased and start giving credit were credit is due. Fergies record speaks for itself. He is the most successful manager in English football. Go to http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/default.stm and read the article on Managerial greats, this proves by far his pedigree.

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  21. The greatest honour in club football? It's being champions of Europe.

    In terms of who the greatest manager in English football history, well theres many...
    One is Bob Paisley, what he achieved many wont do... he won the European Cup three times and is the only manager in history to have done it just five years

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  22. where the fuc* is the post on sir alex?

    u too biased swoosh. 20 years at the helm, in the modern era is remarkable. faheem_vezharz once agins shows his ignorance! this lad is mugg of the year.

    any defeat hurts! and i think sir alex will let them have it. its a shocker, even a "b" mufc team should beat southend, but upsets happen, thats cup football!

    The ABU'S once again show that there team is so shite, the only chance they get to celebrate is at uniteds failures. how tragic?

    WHERE IS THE POST WITH THE TRIBUTE TO SIR ALEX?

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  23. Well done Ebie Jay. I see you know your managers.

    How many times has Sir Alex won in Europe?

    Has Sir Alex Won the World Cup?

    He is good no doubt. Not great!

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  24. for answers to your stats, read yesterdays newspaper

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  25. Azee

    Come On Now. Yes the man is good. 20 years at the helm. But he should have moved on. What has he done in the last 5 years. The Toppies time is up. Come end of the season He should have left when he reached the top.

    Certain owes must know when to move. Look Dont get me wrong the man achieved. But how long ago. He bought Shit owes loke Djemba, Kleberson, Veron didnt work, Forlan, Sold Becks, Ruud. I mean why the f$%k did Keane Leave.

    The Toppie's time is up. Look at Lu Lu from Carleton Delights. In his time he made the best steak and cheese, Then the market got flooded he closed and today he still walks with his head held high.

    MY POINT. WHAT HAS THE TOPPIE DONE IN THE LAST 5 YEARS

    SWOOSH

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  26. Guys lets not forget, Bob paisley inherited a great team from Shankley. Fergie didnt have that luxury. He had to build a team from scratch.

    Plus name me one other manager or team that has won the League, FA Cup and Champions League in the same season?
    NB. The reason i didnt say treble was cos the Liverpool MUGGS would be quick to point out thier CRAP Treble of the UEFA Cup, FA Cup and League Cup

    I dont think any team in England would match Uniteds Treble winning season

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  27. Swoosh he has won the league in the past 5 years. Plus if he left he would be like all the other manager who claim to be great. They win titles with thier respective teams, but when the players start ageing, they pack up and leave cos they know they wont win SHIT. Plus they are too scared to build a team with youngsters, like Fergie did in the 90's and now.

    Fergie made Alan Hansen shove his words up his arse when he said "You can win a league title with Kids", and I guess he is going to do the same this time around to all of you who think he should retire.

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  28. MAN U 4 Life, cant argue, that side you guys had was brilliant!
    I was F@#kin pissed off at that time i remember...
    It was a Terrible Treble for me as a Liverpool FAN!

    At the end we can all argue about this and that but in the end history books will tell the story and stats will speak

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  29. swoosh
    20 years - 5 years shit = 15 good years...
    common as much as we hate United the Toppie Deserves the Credit!

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  30. His not GREAT!LooK at his stats in EUROPE!Rafa Benitez got the Champions League in his 1st season!Fergie got ONE in TWENTY seasons!His got a good domestic record but the EURO stage is where it really counts. . . .faheem_vezharz

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  31. faheem_vezharz do u know your elbow from your arsehole?

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  32. i say Fergie is a doos. Fuck him...faheem_vezharz

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  33. At the end of the day SouthEnd will haunt Fergie, shame

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  34. Sir Alex, has done well in his 20 years. Remember in his time "he was the manager of the richest club in the world".

    The treble that united won, was an immense feat, but a manager is only as good as his last win.

    But 20 successfull years in the top flight is a wondefull achievement, and you have to admire the toppie.

    But has united made any progress in the last three years ?

    I think they have a very good squad this year for the league, but is lacking something special for Europe.

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  35. Winning ur so called ultimate prizes doesnt make u great. To be great is one thing but remaining great is another. The thing about greatness is consistancy. Without consistancy u riding on luck.

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  36. FAHEEM VEZHERZ U NEED TO CRAWL BACK UP INTO CROUCHS ASS

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  37. Look last time I checked the website address was www.swoosh0018.blogspot.com

    The site was not called www.manu.blogspot.com or www.idiotsworldwide.blogspot.com

    It is Swoosh's site and let the man publish what he feels like. If he hates man u, good fucking luck to him.
    And if u man u supporters don't like it ........ go out and buy another united kit.

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  38. Why ManYoo Won't Win The Premiership...

    Last night was once again a prime example of lack of squad strength and depth. Basically, what I am saying is that if two or three 'first-team players' go injured at any time this season and we need to rely on O'Shea, Fletcher and Richardson to hold the fort, quite simply, we are f*cked!

    Truth is - O'Shea, Silvestre, Fletcher, Richardson, Smith, etc would all struggle to get a game at Leeds.

    We are relying on legends such as Scholes, Solskjaer and Giggs who are still playing at their highest level, but quite simply can't go on much more. We saw it when Keane was basically sacked last year, Where is his replacement? £18.6million Carrick or Fletcher - I don't think so.

    Sir Arrogant is still holding on by his fingernails to the hope that he is still in the process of building another new young team. So, where are they? Apart from Rooney, who to be fair gives 110% every game and Ronaldo, who I still can't stand, who is there? Our reserves are sent out year after year on loan never to return. Rossi is the best finisher since Paul Scholes - finishing what? Saturday night kebabs?

    Yes, there have been a couple of good additions, Heinze and Vidic are strong but strength in depth in the squad is seriously lacking. The only way to build a good squad again is to spend big money we don't have any more.
    Truth is, we all know the old Chelski cliché and their ability to buy the world, but quite simply, the current ManYoo squad - not team, squad - is utter sh*te.

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  39. United will not win anything this year! They riding on luck, wait for injuries to come. Without Rooney and Ronaldo what are you muggs going to do?

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  40. Swoosh Publish whatever you want 2!
    Dont fall for these MAN UNITED MUGGS!
    This is an Anti United Blog, Like it or not!
    We dont need United Muggs with attitudes here, Take Fergie and F@#k off!
    Create your own United Blogg for all i care

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  41. I remember Swoosh's post after the Liverpool VS United Game.

    Where were all you Anfield pr$#ks. SILENT.

    BOTTOM LINE WE F#$KED U GUYS UP PROPERLY. PATHETIC LIVERPOOL PERFORMANCE EVER.

    WE WILL DO IT AGAIN.

    RYAN GIGGS
    RUNNING DOWN THE WING

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  42. like one of your United Muggs said "the current ManYoo squad - not team, squad - is utter sh*te. "

    Lets wait and see what you win this season!

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  43. To fellow ABU. Since when are u calling the shots around here. Next time u want to call the rules of the blog dont 4get some of the bloggers 1st n most loyal followers are United supporters. If anybody needs to f&ck off i think it should be you

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  44. i know eb j wont say all that... WHO'S FRAMING HIM

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  45. FAHEEM_VEZHARZ is mugg of the millenium!

    he compares crouch to rooney, sir alex to rafa. what this reveals is that mufc is his benchmark! he bases ability on mufc. no world cup coz he never coached a national team!

    the man is a legend! u read yesterdays paper and everyone says so!

    there is freedom of speach on this blogg and we can say what the fu*& we want! swoosh as the blogger u cant be too biased? u have had posts abot shane warne, schumie etc.

    Sir alex deserves a post!

    azee

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  46. Swoosh if you ask me all these comments under these new refined “anonymous” banners are coming from the same person. Must be someone who has a lot of time. Must be one bored son of a gun.

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  47. I have never seen anywhere in this post where it is mentioned to you how to run your blog. Must be these guys endless frustrations.

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  48. AZEE u should read properly!I was using LIVERPOOL as a benchmark 2 measure UTD!Not the other way round!. . . .Faheem_vezharz

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  49. BLOGGER

    I cant believe for a man who posesses such high levels of sporting knowledge and sporting principles has to be told to put up a post on Ferguson. You were to publish a tribute for the sake of your Man Utd followers.Even thou you didn’t, every other creditable publication has. The sporting integrity of this site will raise questions of doubt.

    A concerned advisor/colonel of yours

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  50. Listen dont be Moffies and post as Anonymous or an Alias, post with your FUCKIN NAMES!

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  51. Look whos talking?
    The one that has more than 1 alias.

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  52. Southend Fan
    Practice what you preach
    Leave your name

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  53. SWOOSH, theres some good auditors out there damn! SouthEnd... :)

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  54. No need 4 an auditor. We all knew SOUTHEND FAN would have to be a GLORY SEEKER.

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  55. a GLORY SEEKER, common... bullshit

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  56. You dont seem to agree you guys are GLORY SEEKERS
    Who is enjoying the most of Southends victory?

    Southen fans.........WRONG

    Liverpool supporters

    Its because Glory does not present itself to them often enough

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